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Glowsquid
11-09-2007, 06:55 AM
(Note: This list isn’t meant to be taken seriously.)

There have been some discussion over who would make the better “WTF” character, for some, Pokemon Trainer and/or Snake, well, I can safely say that every characters on this list beat them in sheer WTFness.


5.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/c/c0/Dissidia_Garland.JPG/337px-Dissidia_Garland.JPG


Name : Garland
Game : Final Fantasy

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

Description: This poor fellow was the first boss (and strangely, Final Boss) ever in a Final Fantasy Game. His moveset could be that of a Luigi-fied Ike and his Final Smash could involve him turning into his "Chaos" form from the end battle of the original Final Fantasy. I say he would make a better Black Night that the Fire Emblem Black Night would, but that's only my opinion.


4.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/en/images/c/cb/R-Type_3_Dobkeratop.gif

Name: Dobkeratops (Also know as Doppelganger, Krell and Gladiator, thank to the wonder of inconsistent translation.)

Game: R-Type and sequels

Description: This guy was the first boss of the arcade classic R-Type and was a big wuss despite his fearsome appearance. How he could work as a character is beyond me, althought Sakurai could certainly find a way of making him workable.

3.

http://www.freewebs.com/crocomire/Metroid_crocomire.jpg

Name: Crocomire

Game: Super Metroid

Description: This fine lad was the Mini-boss of Norfair in Super Metroid, and is notable for having perhap one of the weirdest videogame death ever (He fall into lava, come out of the lava as a skeleton and break a wall before collapsing.). The confirmation of Norfair as a stage upgrade his chances from 0% to 1%.

2.

http://www.rvgfanatic.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_404101/SFC-GunForce.jpg

Name: Gunforce Dude.

Game: Gunforce: Battle Fire Engulfed Terror Island

Description: Gunforce was an obscure, ugly, "FEED ME ALL YOUR QUARTETS. AHAHAHA!" hard arcade game and overall, it was simply a Contra rip-off. This game then received a SNES port that was unniversaly panned by critics and gamers alike at the time of it's release, while Bill Gryzer from Contra fame could do everything that guy do and more, I'm sure than the inclusion of this guy would raise quite a few eyebrows.


1.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/Lavos_shell.jpg/250px-Lavos_shell.jpg

Name: Lavos

Game: Chrono Trigger

Description: This guy is the main antagonist of the much famed RPG Chrono Trigger and the Chtullu of the videogame universe. The way I could see him working is that he would turn into a random character evey thirty seconds (He could turn into Random bosses during his battle in Chrono Trigger.) and his Final Smash could be him turning into his "True" form.

Coming Soon: Runner Up and character that don't meet the requirements set by Sakurai.

Pit 42
11-09-2007, 06:58 AM
(Note: This list isn’t meant to be taken seriously.)

Then why did you post it?

macdude55
11-09-2007, 07:07 AM
Because it's a WTF list for characters that people would never ever expect. He doesn't expect them to be in, but they would be perfect WTF character's.

Reyairia
11-09-2007, 07:09 AM
You forget Tingle.

Glowsquid
11-09-2007, 07:10 AM
Then why did you post it?

Ahem, I wanted to do something different than the average "(Insert Random character here.) for Brawl!" or "Analysis of probable character" topic that are popping up all over the place. And I was bored and had nothing to do, so I tohught I might just as well post it.

Your forget Tingle.

Meh, Tingle is actually very popular in Japan and he have two games, with that list, I tried to scratch the bottom of the barrel of Obscure Nintendo characters.

Reyairia
11-09-2007, 08:10 AM
Meh, Tingle is actually very popular in Japan and he have two games, with that list, I tried to scratch the bottom of the barrel of Obscure Nintendo characters.

Maybe, but with his funny personality and how no one thinks he's gonna make it he'd be a better WTF character.

Mega Conrad
11-09-2007, 10:00 AM
You guys keep forgetting good old Uncle Fester

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l162/Mega_Conrad/challengerbanner.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l162/Mega_Conrad/Festers_Quest_NES_ScreenShot2.jpg

DynamiteSpoony
11-09-2007, 10:25 AM
Howzabout Bert from Monster Party?

http://www.flyingomelette.com/reviews/nes/screens/mpartycinema.gif

He's the guy on the left.

nobletoast
11-09-2007, 10:39 AM
Anything that gives reference to R-Type is what I think people around these parts would label ''Instant Win'' in my eyes.

Smile Guy
11-09-2007, 11:01 AM
ROCKET SLIME
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/66665/rocket.jpg
Sakurai: How does he play... well, he just sort of, slides around and gets beaten up.

SHREK
http://www.exeter.gov.uk/autumnfestival/media/imagefestival/s/8/S2_CG_CHAR_Shrek_01_cmyk_1_image.jpg
Just to see all the over-the-top stick-to-the-original-formula fan's reactions. Mind you, I'd hate him in myself.

PAULINE
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0759/5.jpg
Actually, this would be awesome...

DR. KAWASHIMA
http://www.techzine.nl/uploaded/7801_62d9a2f2.jpg
Wiseguy reckons that this might actually happen so fingers crossed he gets it right, eh?

GRIM REAPER
http://www.racketboy.com/images/kidicarus-1.gif
I reckon Sakurai's got a second Kid Icarus rep up his sleeve so what better than death himself?

vesperview
11-09-2007, 11:03 AM
Those characters are not WTF characters, those are just nobodies in videogames, Lavos is the only important one and he could never be a playable character and I don't want anyone to reply to this and tell me how Sakurai could create a moveset for Lavos cause not even Sakurai is that stupid.

poncho_mcshoe
11-09-2007, 11:09 AM
Crocomire isn't a nobody. Crocomire is my idol.

Glowsquid
11-09-2007, 11:10 AM
Those characters are not WTF characters, those are just nobodies in videogames, Lavos is the only important one and he could never be a playable character and I don't want anyone to reply to this and tell me how Sakurai could create a moveset for Lavos cause not even Sakurai is that stupid.



Ahem, you are right, but don't tell me that the inclussion of one of those guy wouldn't cause a big wave of "WTF?" among gamers.

(And Dobkeratops isn't a nobody, you obliviously never played R-Type to say that.)

vesperview
11-09-2007, 11:15 AM
Ahem, you are right, but don't tell me that the inclussion of one of those guy wouldn't cause a big wave of "WTF?" among gamers.

(And Dobkeratops isn't a nobody, you obliviously never played R-Type to say that.)

No, I haven't but a minor boss in a NES shoot em up is nobody enough to not be in Brawl and why don't you look at the only WTF characters we have gotten in Melee and 64? Ness was somewhat unexpected but not unknown enough to be called a WTF character and Mr. G&W is really the only WTF character in the Smash series.

Glowsquid
11-09-2007, 11:31 AM
No, I haven't but a minor boss in a NES shoot em up is nobody enough to not be in Brawl and why don't you look at the only WTF characters we have gotten in Melee and 64? Ness was somewhat unexpected but not unknown enough to be called a WTF character and Mr. G&W is really the only WTF character in the Smash series.

[NERD MODE]First: Dobkeratops isn't only a "minor boss in a NES shoot'em up" like you say (R-Type wasn't even released on the NES, infact.), he's also the "poster boy" of R-type, having appeared on the cover of every ports of the original and infact, most of the sequels. He's also reccuring boss, appearing in all games but one that wasn't even related to the rest of the series. I agree he isn't exactly the most well-know character out there, but he isn't a "nobody".[/NERD MODE]

2: Well... When I think of WTF character, I think of character that are:
1: Very obscure
or 2: That would have a strange moveset.

What is your definition of a WTF character?

vesperview
11-09-2007, 11:36 AM
[NERD MODE]First: Dobkeratops isn't only a "minor boss in a NES shoot'em up" like you say (R-Type wasn't even released on the NES, infact.), he's also the "poster boy" of R-type, having appeared on the cover of every ports of the original and infact, most of the sequels. He's also reccuring boss, appearing in all games but one that wasn't even related to the rest of the series. I agree he isn't exactly the most well-know character out there, but he isn't a "nobody".[/NERD MODE]

2: Well... When I think of WTF character, I think of character that are:
1: Very obscure
or 2: That would have a strange moveset.

What is your definition of a WTF character?

Someone unpredictable, with a strange look but with somewhat importance or relevance and not to mention they have to be the lead of their own series, Stafy, Demille or Sukapon are better WTF characters.

Numa Dude
11-09-2007, 12:01 PM
I demand the Happy mask salesman be added to the list. Prefferably at the top

Reyairia
11-09-2007, 12:09 PM
I demand the Happy mask salesman be added to the list. Prefferably at the top

I heard a rumor that he was based on Miyamoto, so his inclusion with be awesome. :laugh:

HollabackRyu
11-09-2007, 12:12 PM
I heard a rumor that he was based on Miyamoto, so his inclusion with be awesome. :laugh:

Is that sarcasm too? you stupid *****.

Reyairia
11-09-2007, 12:21 PM
Is that sarcasm too? you stupid *****.

Oooh! You keep stalking and insulting me! I'm so scared and I need a man to protect me! :laugh:
Quit trying, kiddo, didn't your parents teach you any manners? Or is it that you are still upset over yesterday? :joyful:

Darkraid
11-09-2007, 01:05 PM
Magikarp for brawl!!!

FS: Evolve into Gyarados!!!