Mewtwo is better than Lucario

[warmwaterpenguin]

Mewtwo was infinately cooler than Lucario. I will outline this objectively formed logical argument below.

1) Is psychic.

2) Killed parents.

3) Is clone.

4) Deep voice.

5) Cat > Dog

6) There are only 150 real pokemon

7) There are only 150 real fcuking pokemon!!

8) Nair

9) Evil

10) Legendary


In conclusion, Mewtwo has a monopoly on cool which could only be more tightly held if he had an eyepatch. Lucario is PIG. Lucario is DISGUSTING. You are all traitors to Mewtwo, your rightful Lord and King by all the laws of god and men, and embracing Lucario is both indecent and shameful.


Well, I think I've made a pretty unassailable point here, so I'll let you all sit there and think about what you did.

[NESSBOUNDER]

Lucario has a much deeper voice than Mewtwo in the US version.

What's more, Lucario's character design is MUCH more appealing than Mewtwo's, who looks like a regurgitated corpse with balls for fingers and a double neck. He is also bottom-heavy. Lucario is sleek, elegant and has a much better figure, with shoulders to balance out his hips. His design is also much more inspired than Mewtwo's boring random design. Mewtow is basically just Frankenstien but psychic. Lucario has a blindfolded warrior design that plays on the signature of a wolf representing fighting inner spirit.

There are more than 150 Pokemon, and their designs are a lot more inspired and interesting to look at than the boring first gen trash so many people seem to love. I mean look at Charizard. Wow, that's originality right there for you! *sarcasm*

Being legendary doesn't make a pokemon cooler. It actually makes them lamer. A good Pokemon is one that isn't banned from the standard metagame. I can tell you're one scrub of a Pokemon player.

[warmwaterpenguin]

1) Mewtwo's voice isn't just deep; it's just right deep
2) Lucario looks like Snoopy had sex with Anubis
3) Bottom heavy? Don't like hips? Next you'll be criticizing Chun Li.
4) Two necks are better than 1
5) Frankenstein was also a ******
6) Signature of wolf representing fighting spirit? More like cliche.
7) Anyone who thinks there are more than 150 pokemon killed Jesus. There, I said it.
8) Legendary does make you cooler, just not necessarily for play in Poketournaments. I can tell you're one scrub of a coolness critic.

Oh yeah, and

9) You're wrong and under 15

Well? Any other takers wanna blaspheme Mewtwo?

[Brav3r]

lol, is this another joke thread?

most of your opinions feel like your in some sort of denail
1st gen was the best though.......for being the first.

[★Viper]

Being legendary doesn't make a pokemon cooler. It actually makes them lamer.

I hope your joking. Legendaries have unspeakable powers that most Pokemon don't or never have.

But I'll have to say, making Mewtwo a playable did seem sweet at first, but later on, he was not just bad, he sucked. :(

But besides the point, Lucario is a sweet addtion to Brawl, and play's better than Mewtwo did. But somthing just hit me, why is there another thread like this?

[warmwaterpenguin]

No joke, Brav3r. Mewtwo is better than Lucario for reasons that percentiles and ranges and recovery times can't touch.

Mewtwo is a ******, and Lucario is a generic marketting mascot. Vive la Mewtwo.

[dguy6789]

Do we really need more of this?

[Mic_128]

No, we don't.