Toon Link is a prostitute

[Mr.Game_and_Watch]

cause when he does his down grab he lays on top of his opponent like he wants them to **** him.

[someguy12]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_picard-no-facepalm.jpg

10charedupcarizards

[Yukiwarashi]

You cannot be over the age of ten. There's just no possible way.

[Kilikan]

... and then we have mr. game and watch who turns into a giant ****** monster for his final smash.

[the wet mop]

charizard has his makeout Dthrow as well. as long as he has his back turned anyway.

[crosser43]

roll of freaking floor laughin

[Young_Link808]

mr game and watch is a homo that wants people to batter around his black sausage

[f1r3 3mbl3m]

This thread is pointless! It's all just a game! if Toon Link was a prostitute, then Nintendo would have put something in the game referencing it. Then Brawl would be a rated M game, and the ten-year old who started this thread wouldn't even be able to play the game.

[Will19]

No. He's a PIMP.

[Marth_entersthefray]

You're all so sensible!

[mlgc4]

what is the point of this thread
they should close it....

[Station]

Thats like saying technically, Kirby sucks **** when he inhales people.

[Cooper736]

So did we all use this thread to boost our post counts, or was that just me.

Anyway, Toon Link WOULD be a prostitute if it wasn't for the fact that his Dthrow sets up his Usmash, Utilt, or RAR. So suck on THAT, G&W!

[KratosAurion192]

Thats like saying technically, Kirby sucks **** when he inhales people.

He doesn't WTF?

[Robiin]

Bowser D-throw.. That's a real rape. But anyway, this thread is just dumb. Close it anyone?

[TriforceCore]

What is this thread still doing open? Hey guys lets all give the 10 year olds of this forums a high five because theyre cool now.

[TakDragon7]

keep in mind that Ganondorf will hump you... and it will produce 'shocking' results.

and then captain Falcon humps you and you say...

OOOHHH!!! BURNED!!! XD

[Crizthakidd]

why yes he is. he earns me money and he can prostitute me all he wants O__o'' wtf

[Sonic on the Rocks]

*sarcasm* Oh yes it's all so obvious now... the 12-YEAR OLD Hero of the Winds is a prosititute. Oh thank you for this stunning revelation, you now rule over us stupids with your mighty powers of accusing fictional little boys to be prostitutes. *sarcasm*

[Sonic on the Rocks]

... How Is This Not Locked Yet!!!

[Cooper736]

Just let it die then.

[ylink_underestimted]

All characters are prostitutes 'cause they ask to be RAPED by Toon Link XD

Post Count Plus 1!!!

[Spec_Ops_Falco]

cause when he does his down grab he lays on top of his opponent like he wants them to **** him.

i heard that this dude's mom is a prostitute, and will do absolutely anything for a buck... and a ****

[Cooper736]

Was that seriously worth the bump? Come on people, we're trying to let this thread die.

[_Slick_]

He's a pimp, 'cos he pwns.

[Will19]

He's a pimp, 'cos he pwns.
That's what I said. ^__~

[NESSBOUNDER]

Most characters have some kind of suggestive pose they can take. Toon Link isnt the only one here.

SNAKE: pause during his up tilt.

LUCARIO: use running attack to the right and pause just as he does the splits. He's slapping his butt!

GANON: his up tilt sucks you in! Also, up B.

FALCON: every single attack. Oh, and up B.

PEACH: we already know about Peach.

PIKACHU: Crouch. Hips are raised.

BOWSER: down throw and Forward B. lol.

LUCAS: One of his taunts. He's arguing with his snake. And he doesn't care if anyone sees it.

IKE: That taunt where he holds the sword out in front of him. *Beavis and Butthead giggling*

LUIGI: AAA combo and pause it on the last hit.

DEDEDE: that one victory pose where he sits in front of a Waddle dee patting his stomach. What is that waddle dee doing there, looking up at him so intently? And why can we not see its face?

NESS: PK thunder up the butt. Masochism! Gasp!

WOLF: down taunt. Tailraiser, etc.

ZSS: everything she does. Also dominatrix suggestiveness.

OLIMAR: when he blows his whistle, he's obviously rounding up his "ladies".

FOX: he turns on the heat with his up B attack and then blasts off. *beavis and butthead chortling continues*

DIDDY KONG: forward B. What is that? No seriously...What were you thinking, Sakurai?

bah, I'm too lazy to think of any more.

[-mugen-]

prostitute, n., a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
Used in a sentence: I enjoyed partaking in hardcore sex with Mr.Game_and_Watch's mother, who is a prostitute.


That's an interesting observation there Mr.Game_and_Watch, but understand that a prostitute is someone who seeks compensation after (or in your mom's case, before) any sexual activity (off topic, in a figurative sense, a prostitute can be someone who misuses their talents or sacrifices their self-respect for the sake of a personal or financial gain). Because Toon Link isn't getting payed for having sex ... or "laying on top of his opponent like he wants to **** him" ... he is not a prostitute, just a **** or a skank if you will.


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