First Fight - Osco316 (Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU) vs. BlueObsidian (Abbadon the

[Osco316]

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU used his Rod to deal 1 points of damage. Abbadon the Despoiler tried to dodge, but was not successful.Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU jabs:
Let's go

[BlueObsidian]

Abbadon the Despoiler used his Falchion to deal 12 points of damage. Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU tried to dodge, but was not successful.Abbadon the Despoiler blasts:
Magnificent job naming your character.

[Osco316]

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Abbadon the Despoiler 4 points of damage.Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU jabs:
Yes I know. I thought I took out the not battle part.

[BlueObsidian]

Abbadon the Despoiler used his Falchion to deal 16 points of damage. Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU tried to dodge, but was not successful.

[Osco316]

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Abbadon the Despoiler 2 points of damage.Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU taunts:
****, I can't do any damage

[BlueObsidian]

Abbadon the Despoiler used his Falchion to deal 15 points of damage. Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU tried to dodge, but was not successful. Efrum the Retarded Rabbit WILL NOT BATTLE YOU has died!!Abbadon the Despoiler taunts:
Just wait till you get your spells ;).

[Osco316]

Abbadon the Despoiler was awarded $0 for winning the battle.