and they were KUNGFU FIGHTING - Who Am I??? (GARP) vs. Bahamut3585 (Locutus)

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. However, GARP's armor deflected the blow and Locutus was injured. Locutus lost 5 HP.Locutus taunts:
Just fists, or I'll get pwned by the type disadvantage.

I hate how broken that is . . .

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 6 HP.GARP taunts:
hmmm sorry for the wait... my comp gayed me

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 5 points of damage.Locutus jabs:
it's cool.

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 11 HP.GARP shouts:
do you have AIM...this will be alot faster

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 6 points of damage.Locutus jabs:
No, I don't, I'm at work right now . . .

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Locutus 7 points of damage.GARP shouts:
Ooooh fun....i want a job. But Im considered to be too young.

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 11 points of damage.Locutus jabs:
Have your parents pay for your crap for as long as you can.

Brb, gotta use the bathroom.

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Locutus 11 points of damage.GARP jabs:
Ha all i get from them is maybe 4-5 liters of coke a week.

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 11 points of damage.Locutus blasts:
And a home, and medical insurance, and food . . .

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 5 HP.GARP taunts:
Well good point. My mom wants to us ethe phone soon so we need to speed up.

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 10 points of damage.

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 8 HP.GARP shouts:
when my mom gets out of the shower I have to use the scimitar to kill mmkay?

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. However, GARP's armor deflected the blow and Locutus was injured. Locutus lost 7 HP.Locutus shouts:
No, biitch, don't be scimitaring.

[Who Am I???]

Recalling time spent meditating in a cave, GARP casts Recovery in an attempt to heal his wounds. Recovery is successful and heals 20 HP while costing 20 MA to cast. It appears that meditation in a cave has some benefits after all!GARP blasts:
Katanaing?

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. However, GARP's armor deflected the blow and Locutus was injured. Locutus lost 5 HP.Locutus shouts:
none of that, either! And if you really want this to go fast, dont heal.

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 11 HP.GARP taunts:
grrrr....dude its either that or draw

[Bahamut]

Locutus tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt GARP 8 points of damage.

[Who Am I???]

GARP tried to use his fists. However, Locutus's armor deflected the blow and GARP was injured. GARP lost 5 HP.GARP blasts:
so i guess its draw within the next 3 turns

[Bahamut]

Locutus casts Quagmire on GARP and deals 33 points of damage. Quagmire cost 30 MA to cast.Locutus jabs:
Lets just do real, then.

[Who Am I???]

GARP used his Scimitar, but missed Locutus! GARP's anger grows by 12.

[Bahamut]

Locutus casts Quagmire on GARP and deals 32 points of damage. Quagmire cost 30 MA to cast. GARP has died!!

[Who Am I???]

Locutus was awarded $0 for winning the battle.