why do I bother? - soroush123 (Soroush) vs. Who Am I??? (My bum)

[soroush123]

Soroush casts Earth Spike on My bum and deals 102 points of damage. Earth Spike cost 60 MA to cast.Soroush blasts:
I'm soo going to lose.

[Who Am I???]

My bum used his Broad Sword, but missed Soroush! My bum's anger grows by 7.My bum shouts:
probably. you REALLY need new AIM. your AIM is off center. You missed a bacon...

[soroush123]

Soroush retreated from battle. What a coward. My bum is awarded $0.Soroush taunts:
I can't fix it, and gtg, sorry.

[soroush123]

Battle Over.