Thomas Tipman
04-20-2005, 09:05 PM
i know when you look at DK you see a sexy, slim, muscular beast but what you may not notice is his belly.
"His belly?"
http://img201.echo.cx/img201/2605/shrug0rt.png
you may ask wondering what belly i could be talking about since DK has a firm six pack but you will find out soon enough.
....Exhibit A
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/1952/laydown2gk.png
DK is on his back sucking in his belly for the ladies, yet the hitboxes suggest that DK is a fat as5. this may help shed some light on those "how did that hit me" moments. almost all foward smashes can hit you if your on your back aswell as a high sh laser from falco.
....Exhibit B
http://img259.echo.cx/img259/8361/uair8al.png
ahhh, DKs best air...huh, WTF.....aw DANG THEY F'ED UP THIS ON TOO. even though this move is quick it still leaves DK more exposed than youd think. his belly turns into bit.ch t1ts and it isnt helpful. this hitbox really makes me wanna kill the DK designers at HAL (i have their addresses and know where their kids go to school...all i gotta do is wait).
....Exhibit C
http://img243.echo.cx/img243/1791/fair4gk.png
though this one may not be as bad as the others you realize how little distance you actually got from your opponent. in essence one jab from what may seem like a good distance is more than enough to foil and good attack. HAL..... I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
well i gotta go take care of some business *puts on ski mask* at a company... see you guys later ****** shotgun*.
"His belly?"
http://img201.echo.cx/img201/2605/shrug0rt.png
you may ask wondering what belly i could be talking about since DK has a firm six pack but you will find out soon enough.
....Exhibit A
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/1952/laydown2gk.png
DK is on his back sucking in his belly for the ladies, yet the hitboxes suggest that DK is a fat as5. this may help shed some light on those "how did that hit me" moments. almost all foward smashes can hit you if your on your back aswell as a high sh laser from falco.
....Exhibit B
http://img259.echo.cx/img259/8361/uair8al.png
ahhh, DKs best air...huh, WTF.....aw DANG THEY F'ED UP THIS ON TOO. even though this move is quick it still leaves DK more exposed than youd think. his belly turns into bit.ch t1ts and it isnt helpful. this hitbox really makes me wanna kill the DK designers at HAL (i have their addresses and know where their kids go to school...all i gotta do is wait).
....Exhibit C
http://img243.echo.cx/img243/1791/fair4gk.png
though this one may not be as bad as the others you realize how little distance you actually got from your opponent. in essence one jab from what may seem like a good distance is more than enough to foil and good attack. HAL..... I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
well i gotta go take care of some business *puts on ski mask* at a company... see you guys later ****** shotgun*.