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Echo
02-16-2006, 01:47 AM
The Krust Dictionary
for newbs.
By a Mike Samus and a Smursh.
terminoligy and application originated in Omaha, Nebraska.

5 Star - the best; Uber Awesome. Ex. Marths Grab is 5 Star.

Ayoah - Dude. If you want to be cool, put this on the end of your sentences.

Birtch - B*tch. To be really cool you need to pronounce it with an accent to sound like Bawrsch. According to Crashman: "Birching is in the olden days you get a switch of birchwood and whip a kid when he talks out of line. so to me birching someone is beating them like a disobediant child."; So - Birtching someone can also be... ****gaming someone

Buck - Getting overly excited. Ex. Arriving to a very far smash tourney, you get buck, ayoah.

Could be Krust - The new age of calling something Krust.

Cool Cig'n - Smoking to be cool.

Dragon - aka Aaron. Getting Married. Likes to attend Toga Parties. Charges people 50 cents for a can of pop.

Done Games - Being KO'd in Smash; Losing a Match in Smash; Something happens in your life that sucks. Ex. ***** gets pulled over on the highway - thats done games, ayoah.

Doof - Ayoah. Zoosh.

DYC - A dik, ****, dyc.....wtf is a dyc...ayoah...

FaceLoran - aka Mo. Plays Poker... sometimes Poker over Smash. Plays Marth.

Games - Performing flawlessly in Smash; Can be used to terms of real life as well, for something good. Ex. A 0%-Death combo, would be games.

Getting Staged - When a Stage ****s you over. There are many ways to be staged. Ex. Using your Up+B, and getting caught under the lip of battlefield.

God Awful - Very Awful; Something Very Awful Happens; To suck. Ex. Pichu's Grab range is god awful.

King ______ - if you do anything too much, Mo will tell you that you are King whatever. Ex. HugS throws alot of grabs, Mo calls him King Grab.

Kreep'n - To go; To expect; To look forward to. Ex. The next Omaha tourney is just a kreep'n ayoah.

Krunk - Getting Wasted.

Krust - Whatever you want it to be. Ex. Like, a Smeesh is recovering with a Falcon, and a Mike Samus is uptilting the edge. That's Krust.

Like that's Real - Like that actually happens; Like someone does that; Ex. Like a Sheik uses her OverB.

MaJiK - aka Tony. "He has the MaJiK in him". rofl

Mike Falco - aka Mexi Mike - a Mexican... loves his body... plays Falco, although he says he hates Falco everyday... tries to pimp hoes

Mike Samus - aka Echo. aka Emo. ***** kreeps from Columbus with a pimp Samus... like, wtf is a columbus - but this dude plays smash. daz tight.

Millenia - Very long time; Very large in size; Extraordinary. Ex. That hitbox is like Millenia.

***** Leon - Plays Marth - Wants to play Shiek - Pimps hoes like Millenia. Claims to have a 20 inch p3nis.

Pawn - not pwn... this is pawn... uuuh, like, if you own someone, or something, you pawn them.

Professor Smash - A highly intelligent Smeesh. (at that moment)

Q-Games - Breaking out of grabs way quicker than most players would/can. Ex. A peach grabs a ***** at 140%, and he breaks out after 2 quick kicks.

Scot'n - To scot is to drive idiotically

Sh*t Games - Being ****ed over by anything. Ex. Marth giving a 0%-Death Combo on a Falco with Chain Throws... is **** Games.

Smash - Super Smash Brothers Melee; A Smeesh.

Smeash - Smash.

Smeesh - a Smeesh; A Smursh.

Smursh - a Smeesh.

Sir Roy - aka Quen. aka Q-Man. Mastered the art of Johning it up more than anyone else.

That's Tough - Somethin happening in either Life or Smash, and you can't do **** about it.

Toughest 'round town - Something extraordinarily tough.

Toughest in the Nation - Something even more tough than the toughest 'round town.

Vidjo - a Vidjo. Echo's Controller. Signed by Vidjogamer.

Weak Sauce - Playing poorly at Smash; Something sucks.

Yosh - also Mexican. Plays a sexy Yosh... and like, every other low tier chr.

Zoosh - Doof. Ayoah.

SM3EsH
02-16-2006, 01:50 AM
Tight **** we done here ***** mike, but it could be krust.

This is to be continued. ayoah.

FaceLoran
02-16-2006, 02:07 AM
Ayoah is how you guys write it? Hmmm I can work with it.

I owe Smeesh 5 bucks, AND SINCE I WON 100 BUCKS THE PAST TWO DAYS, AND ANOTHER HUNDRED LAST WEEKEND IN POKER, I can now pay him. Yeah so there hoes :-P

Echo
02-16-2006, 02:10 AM
No ****in way... how the hell did you pull that ****?!

Congrats, man.

/a smeesh talk'n -

thats good **** mo....are you in town atm?

DYC
02-16-2006, 05:21 AM
DYC - A person who is like 47-0 vs Smeesh. =P

Crashmania
02-16-2006, 09:34 AM
krust yo,
...games

JamesJ
02-16-2006, 08:49 PM
this thread should be stickied in every forum.

that would be some millinia **** games. creepin.

FaceLoran
02-17-2006, 11:49 AM
LOL....Dyc called you a birtch :-P

Crashmania
02-17-2006, 12:41 PM
i think you guys are kinda mixed up on birch. see birching is in the olden days you get a switch of birchwood and whip a kid when he talks out of line. so to me birching someone is beating them like a disobediant child. i think this is a 5 star definition, far superior to your current birtch definiton.
done games

DarkRoom
02-17-2006, 04:51 PM
Agreed with Crash on the birch. ayoah.

Echo
02-17-2006, 05:18 PM
krust. you know, birtch could have like, milennia definitions, but I suppose I will kreep crash's def. in there as well.

like thats real that people finding new definitions for our Krust dictionary. but its 5 Star, so I'll alphabatize this and stuff.

And this **** is fo real, so hopefully a Mod wont ****game us. That would be King lame, ayoah.

I'll continue to add to this, as there are many more that are not in this dictionary. though they seem to escape the mind while you're trying to add them.

also, that would be games if we could get this stickied.

Does Mo have a different way to type Ayoah? If so I can change it >_>

SM3EsH
02-17-2006, 05:46 PM
ayoah....ummm i just happen to not see a DYC in there....skeet skeet:chuckle:
but uhh im pretty sure that you can give mexi or mo a call and get a whole new page of definitions:laugh:

ThE_BaTmAn
02-17-2006, 11:59 PM
This thread pawns all other threads

SM3EsH
02-18-2006, 02:27 AM
i think you guys are kinda mixed up on birch. see birching is in the olden days you get a switch of birchwood and whip a kid when he talks out of line. so to me birching someone is beating them like a disobediant child. i think this is a 5 star definition, far superior to your current birtch definiton.
done games

you know...that could be krust, ayoah.

Sir Roy
02-22-2006, 05:45 AM
You mention Leon, but not me? That's weak.

That's reaaaaaaaal weak.

The student has surpassed the master, pissed in his face, and rose to higher glory while the master is forgotten.


~sigh~

dmac
02-22-2006, 06:59 AM
sir roy the only thing you mastered was johning it up more than any other nebraskan.

Echo
02-22-2006, 05:36 PM
Ok - Quen, i'm sorry - We didnt forget you, it was just that Leon came to mind because of the trip we took to MO, he was showing me and smeesh his texts and messages of chicks having orgasms to the thought of his name, and he repeatedly told us that he has a 20 inch *****. So we added him.

I will add you, and for lack of using my brain, I will use Dmacs definition, with minor tweaking.

"Sir Roy - aka Quen. aka Q-Man. Mastered the art of Johning it up more than anyone else."

That could just be, the toughest in the nation. Ayoah.

FaceLoran
02-22-2006, 05:44 PM
Ah burrrrrrrrrrn

victor2000
02-22-2006, 07:36 PM
Cool dictionary everyone. One question though: is "ayoah" pronounced "Iowa"? Just wondering. Ayoah.

Echo
02-22-2006, 08:41 PM
lol, ayoah pronounced as iowa? I'm going to pronounce it like that around you from now on, just cuz.

Its pronounced different by everyone, and spelled different sometimes... so if you want to say it iowa, then i guess you can, but i say it like... well.... ayoah. a yo. harder to spell than to say.

SM3EsH
02-22-2006, 10:20 PM
uhh...wow
quen just got millenia ****gamed :chuckle:

ThE_BaTmAn
02-22-2006, 10:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yall *****s is funny.

Sir Roy
02-22-2006, 11:23 PM
After asking my slang dictionary (Leon) what the hell Johning was, I'm confirming a little known fact.

I kinda taught him how to play. I wasn't talking about complaining about anything in this particular post, and in previous cases, it's just me trying to be funny. It's human nature to complain about things we don't like.

And if you think I complain, you haven't heard some of the other people around here.

SM3EsH
02-22-2006, 11:55 PM
holy fuking jebus smeesh fuk
you know...if you taught the ***** how to play, you would tell him NO ****ING JOHNS

clearly fingers are pointing at you for johning like a mother****er...now i dont want to be mean to you...if i havent already...but im just acting on general principal
YOU JOHN STFU...and GTFO

Sir Roy
02-23-2006, 06:19 AM
Uh...okay..Whatever.

SM3EsH
02-23-2006, 07:56 AM
couldnt be helped :chuckle:

DYC
02-24-2006, 01:08 AM
Owned. Nothing more to be said.

FaceLoran
02-24-2006, 02:42 AM
LOL this thread is getting way too good.

Sir Roy
02-24-2006, 05:05 PM
:ohwell: In your opinon anyway.

SM3EsH
02-25-2006, 08:02 PM
i dunno...this thread is getting pretty exciting...maybe you should talk some more and uhh see if we can draw some more excitement or, we could actually talk about THE thread.

Shibbypod
02-26-2006, 12:50 AM
I kust gotta ask, for shizz...... what ever happened to not using the word in its own definition?? jw. ha

JamesJ
02-26-2006, 01:25 AM
didnt you quit smash?

SM3EsH
02-26-2006, 02:07 AM
uhh we need to get adewhaa in there...
there isnt nothing better than listening to a falco getting a knee and just scot'n (another one) his way to death. :)

DYC
02-26-2006, 07:29 AM
wtf is scot'n

Crashmania
02-26-2006, 10:04 AM
**** DYC!!!!!

...seriously

jayray
02-26-2006, 12:33 PM
trashshin kcmo? *points above* wreck yourself elsewhere. RYNO baka

FaceLoran
02-26-2006, 09:19 PM
Best sig evar.

dmac
02-26-2006, 09:24 PM
im pretty sure shibbypod quit

Echo
02-28-2006, 12:44 AM
wtf is scot'n

yeah I second that... hook me up with a def and i'll put it in >_>

Sir Roy
03-01-2006, 02:02 AM
I heard it used in the early days of my pro-smash career (Namely when Me and Leon first got to TNS when it was TNS. ) and I think it's basically skipping out on something. Kinda like that one night where a bunch of guys took off and completely did not make it back.

Double check that crap tho'.