OFFICIAL Sonic thread. (Keep it Brawl related, or suffer Xsyven's wrath!)

[SiD]

I say we get a bunch of hedgehogs, blue spraypaint, and a gross of condoms, and show Sega we mean business.

[Garuda]

"How the hell are condoms supposed to help us?!" - Eric Cartman

In the end, who gets in more trouble, Sega or us?

[SiD]

Either way its worth it

[Joe Soup]

In the end, who gets in more trouble, Sega or us?

Definetely SEGA, if they piss of their fanbase enough.

Nukes, anyone?

"How the hell are condoms supposed to help us?!" - Eric Cartman

LMAO...priceless. :chuckle:

[Garuda]

That I can agree on.

[Del Money]

Either way its worth itEither way SiD's right. we gotta show Sega that we dont ****ing around

[Got Blood?]

Kill sega?

[Joe Soup]

Kill SEGA!

[Garuda]

How about Jack Thompson while we're at it? Please don't expand that discussion though.

EDIT: Actually, after looking at this, I've changed my mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLaYGmuFOs

[SiD]

Jack Thompson's who the condoms are for, didn't I mention?

[Garuda]

Yeah, he is soooo driven by San Andreas that he goes to every girl possible. After all, we ALL know that stuff encourages sex and killing.

Aw crap, I just expanded the conversation.

[ClarkJables]

lol, i say get some rubber bands and weel cut his nuts off fight club style

[Garuda]

I bet he'll accuse Nintendo of using Super Smash Bros. to encourage violence in a way that appeals to children...

[Del Money]

i say give me Sonic or give Sega death

[SiD]

Yeah, just like Harry Potter encourages witchcraft.

[ClarkJables]

then i say we kick his *** dressed as an army of marios

[SiD]

I say we go Super Sonic on his Amy Rose if you know what I mean.


Cause i don't.

[Got Blood?]

Eye gouging with tounge.

[Garuda]

lol SiD you should consider the life of a comedian.

Hm... Sonic 4 Brawl.

[ClarkJables]

I say we go Super Sonic on his Amy Rose if you know what I mean.


Cause i don't.

ROFL.......

[Got Blood?]

I say we go Super Sonic on his Amy Rose if you know what I mean.
Cause i don't.

Is it anything like fluffing your garfield?

[SiD]

Yes.

Smooth Criminal

[Joe Soup]

Yes.

Smooth Criminal

Lol...he'll be so pissed at you and Money....

[Puffball64]

Alternatively, we could throw live Hedgehog's and fat, sweaty, homosexual plumbers at him until he surrenders..

Then we move on to Jack Thompson.

[SiD]

I say we make a commercial like the smash 64 one but add in Sonic. Anyone have costumes for Mario and Sonic laying around?

[PrinnyFlute]

On Topic: Sonic is cool, and will probably be in Brawl.

Yes.

Smooth Criminal

Filtering your hoover?

Smooth Criminal

[Joe Soup]

I say we make a commercial like the smash 64 one but add in Sonic. Anyone have costumes for Mario and Sonic laying around?

No, but I do own a large stereo, the Turtles '70s soundtrack, and a lot of land near a random, happy field.

Now all we need are those costumes...

[Got Blood?]

Girls can't play smash and Sega is more brilliant than Nintendo,Sony,Microsoft,Apple,Sid (god),Del Monkey,and Ghandi combined.

Pretty lofty statement there Joey.

[Del Money]

playing with your "smooth criminal"?

on-topic: Sonic 4 Brawl, or heads will come off

[Kabyk-Greenmyst]

"Get over here give me a boost"

"You are a good person, and people say good things about you."



classic.

it's "nice things about you." Sorry to be nit-picky.
And I spent enough money on shirts, I only got the essential ones, I have too many shirts as it is.

"-There’s no “I” in team, Grif.
-Yea, there’s no “you” either. So I guess if I’m not on the team and you’re not on the team, nobody’s on the godd*mn team. The team sucks!"

[SiD]

Yeah I realized I messed up, but decided not to edit and hoped no one would notice. Like a ninja. Apparently, I was wearing white at midnight.

[PrinnyFlute]

playing with your "smooth criminal"
on-topic: Sonic 4 Brawl, or heads will come off

You've been hit by; You've been struck by.

Smooth Criminal

Edit: Lemme alone, I just had like five Crown n' Cokes.

[SiD]

on-topic: Sonic 4 Brawl, or heads will come off



Come on, dude, that's a low blow.:cool:

[Ianthraxx]

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x131/elementrox_2007/?action=view&current=SornixUpdate.jpg

Sonic for Brawl! : D
(Sorry if this kinda stuff is unwelcome... but it makes me lol.)

[Del Money]

Come on, dude, that's a low blow.:cool:hahah you said "low blow"

Sonic 4 Brawl

[Kabyk-Greenmyst]

SiD, I'm glad you realized your mistake and have learned from it. Those who watch Red vs Blue are hardcore, I think it'd be very hard to be a casual RvB watcher. It just doesn't work like that, especially with all the confusion in the fifth season, although it was a really simple plan, still had to take every detour in finding it out.

"-I don't know how to say this, but you're going to die of a massive heart attack in your sleep.
-That doesn't sound like me, I'm a team player." I was actually crying I was laughing so hard at that one.

Sonic 4 Brawl.

[SiD]

Man I still love this part: (I don't remember what they say exactly, so I'll guess)

"It's not a key it's a sword"
"No it's a key it unlocked the thing (I really don't remember)"
"No it's a sword, but in certain specific situations, it acts like a key."
"Or maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in someone, it unlocks their death."

Probably literally the funniest thing I ever heard. Then there's the whole thing about time travel, past present future, and facing forward.

[Got Blood?]

hahah you said "low blow"

Sonic 4 Brawl

If you say "below me" really slow it's funny.:chuckle:

[SiD]

What's so funny about beeeeloooooowwww me- ohahahahaha.

[Got Blood?]

What's so funny about beeeeloooooowwww me- ohahahahaha.

The sad part is I laughed when I saw you type it out.:laugh: