nomis
05-29-2006, 08:51 PM
So while I was eating my ice cream which I obtain from doing my daily routine of camping out for children to beat up after buying ice cream from the ice cream truck, I thought to myself, "Why am I so awesome?" On my way home dodging the countless number of women flocking to my massive arms, I started to think, "Wow, this is exactly like that videogame, River City Ransom." So to complete the experience I picked up a metal pipe that happened to be in the middle of the street and commenced beating up gang members for money in the park. Then from the money that I've gathered I decided to eat steak to increase my strength and learn Kung Fu from a book.
I finally went home and asked my little brother if there was a River City Ransom thread in the Smash Boards. He said no, so I asked him to type me up an initial thread to start up another great discussion of possible characters to be added in SSBB. He said no, so I reminded him I had a metal pipe in my hands. Now he is typing every word I say to him.
help me o god hes going to stick the pipe up my
What other way to start a new character discussion with a well thought out moveset, no? Everything in bold are skills in the game:
A, A, A : Straight Jab x 2, Gangster Kick.
> A : Most linear straight punch ever.
^ A : Hairsplitting Axe Kick.
v A : Amazingly strong weak crouch kick.
Fsmash : Triple Stone Hands punch.
Usmash : Obliterating Mortal Kombat uppercut.
Dsmash : Guile sweep kick (goes in a circle instead).
Nair : Acro Circus.
Fair : Triple Dragon Feet jump kicks.
Bair : No-look backpunch.
Uair : Sunrise Moonsault
Dair : Fatal Steps.
B : Throws a metal pipe (which can be picked up with vB).
^B : Brass knuckled shoryuken of shoryukens. If executed directly next to opponent, Alex/Ryan switches hands and proceeds the demolishment (exactly like Ryu's Shin-Shoryu-ken).
>B : Triple Grand Slam chain whip.
vB : Pick up item/opponent from ground. Can use item/opponent as weapon temporarily. Picks up a tire/barrel/gangster which can be thrown or used as a weapon.
Grabs : Olympic tosses.
^Throw : Picks character above head and can move around (Like DK's).
Grab attack : Muay Thai knees.
Dashing A : Johnny Cage punch to the crotch.
Super Smash : Executed only when opponent is grabbed: Throws opponent to the side and the background changes to a setting in River City Ransom. Opponent runs up to Alex/Ryan with a tire held above their head, Alex/Ryan picks up an arbitrarily spawned gangster and beats the crap out of the opponent with him.
Stage : School.
Taunt : "Gangster" crouches with weapon held over their shoulders and spits, "Chh."
I finally went home and asked my little brother if there was a River City Ransom thread in the Smash Boards. He said no, so I asked him to type me up an initial thread to start up another great discussion of possible characters to be added in SSBB. He said no, so I reminded him I had a metal pipe in my hands. Now he is typing every word I say to him.
help me o god hes going to stick the pipe up my
What other way to start a new character discussion with a well thought out moveset, no? Everything in bold are skills in the game:
A, A, A : Straight Jab x 2, Gangster Kick.
> A : Most linear straight punch ever.
^ A : Hairsplitting Axe Kick.
v A : Amazingly strong weak crouch kick.
Fsmash : Triple Stone Hands punch.
Usmash : Obliterating Mortal Kombat uppercut.
Dsmash : Guile sweep kick (goes in a circle instead).
Nair : Acro Circus.
Fair : Triple Dragon Feet jump kicks.
Bair : No-look backpunch.
Uair : Sunrise Moonsault
Dair : Fatal Steps.
B : Throws a metal pipe (which can be picked up with vB).
^B : Brass knuckled shoryuken of shoryukens. If executed directly next to opponent, Alex/Ryan switches hands and proceeds the demolishment (exactly like Ryu's Shin-Shoryu-ken).
>B : Triple Grand Slam chain whip.
vB : Pick up item/opponent from ground. Can use item/opponent as weapon temporarily. Picks up a tire/barrel/gangster which can be thrown or used as a weapon.
Grabs : Olympic tosses.
^Throw : Picks character above head and can move around (Like DK's).
Grab attack : Muay Thai knees.
Dashing A : Johnny Cage punch to the crotch.
Super Smash : Executed only when opponent is grabbed: Throws opponent to the side and the background changes to a setting in River City Ransom. Opponent runs up to Alex/Ryan with a tire held above their head, Alex/Ryan picks up an arbitrarily spawned gangster and beats the crap out of the opponent with him.
Stage : School.
Taunt : "Gangster" crouches with weapon held over their shoulders and spits, "Chh."