View Full Version : i think texas sucks
forward
07-01-2006, 03:08 AM
.................. and it smells funny. Driving through there is probably the worst thing you could do in your life. I'm so glad I live in Arizona and not Texas, or even New Mexico for that matter, New Mexico is almost just as bad because it's touching Texas. Luckily though all the Texas germs wear off before they get to AZ.
I agree. I wish more states were like 4ward. Then I could put them against Isai first round because I have no idea what their screenname is, only to eventually get eliminated by him in both the 1v1s AND the crew battle.
forward
07-01-2006, 03:23 AM
LOL scav what happened to your crew at moast 3? can you please tell me? cuz like, i don't remember
Omega_Star
07-01-2006, 03:39 AM
I remember driving through Texas once and seeing a billboard dedicated to a pornographic website.
It humid in Texas, it's hot in NM. It;s even hotter in AZ. I can barely go outside with out my shirt becoming wet from sweat.
I like NM the best though. NM has Salty.
S.O.S.
07-01-2006, 04:34 AM
pch tx is thee sht hoow can you not liike texas?
lolz naw im jk texaqs syxs thebigone but az and nm sux to >.>
especiially az cuz forwards falco stinnks up da placee >.< lolz jk
wiejfoiwejf
yeah im bored...
forward
07-01-2006, 04:43 AM
pch tx is thee sht hoow can you not liike texas?
lolz naw im jk texaqs syxs thebigone but az and nm sux to >.>
especiially az cuz forwards falco stinnks up da placee >.< lolz jk
wiejfoiwejf
yeah im bored...
lol i read that in a red neck accent, that was funny
pch tx is thee sht hoow can you not liike texas?
lolz naw im jk texaqs syxs thebigone but az and nm sux to >.>
especiially az cuz forwards falco stinnks up da placee >.< lolz jk
wiejfoiwejf
yeah im bored...
Ya well, you ugly. >.>
I'm bored too.
S.O.S.
07-01-2006, 04:45 AM
ii love you forward lets make little falco babies together O.o
forward
07-01-2006, 04:50 AM
brokeback mountain part 2 starring forward and sos?
............................
no thanks
*Imagines baby Falcos*
eww...
S.O.S.
07-01-2006, 04:57 AM
they would have like little lasers and **** and there wouldbe like mini downhits everywhere id be disgustng >.> **** i gotta find sumthing better 2 do
Blind
07-01-2006, 08:59 AM
Sean has a point. Texas is kinda bad. I mean... look at it's shape and all. It's bad enough we got a screwed up coastline, but then they gave us a mutated top hat and a broken wing. What the crap?
felix45
07-01-2006, 01:14 PM
your face.
yeah, I went there.
MZero17
07-01-2006, 04:56 PM
Texas is just a poser. They act like there sooooooooooooooooooooo big.
ALASKA IS BIGGER!!!
Edman XERO
07-01-2006, 06:08 PM
The one reason Texas pwns:
We have Betty.
TemplarPsi
07-01-2006, 08:46 PM
texas isnt as good as arizona smashers :)
felix45
07-01-2006, 08:47 PM
I have yet to meet this texas person everyone's talking about...
Edman XERO
07-01-2006, 08:55 PM
Sucks for you. :P
Texas is more unique than Arizona can ever be. It's not always about skill.
We have the players. We have the drive. We have the courage. We have the punchlines.
You got... cactuses. And Steve Nash.
forward
07-01-2006, 08:59 PM
dude shut up you suck, it must be because you live in texas, ****ing suck master
Edman XERO
07-01-2006, 09:03 PM
Sorry.
I don't speak Cactunese.
Try back again.
Go Spurs Go.
felix45
07-01-2006, 09:20 PM
@forward - dude shut up you suck, it must be because you live in Arizona, ****ing suck master
Edman XERO
07-01-2006, 09:49 PM
What's the point of this stupid sh*t?
We never bashed your state. Why the HELL do you have to make a gay thread dissing good ole Tex?
Settle this in Smash. Leave Texas alone or we WILL be forced to respond.
SideEffect001
07-01-2006, 10:19 PM
What is an arizona?? = /
felix45
07-02-2006, 01:27 AM
er....I think we are trying to drop this alltogether.
forward
07-02-2006, 06:25 AM
@forward - dude shut up you suck, it must be because you live in Arizona, ****ing suck master
**** i got owned, your words are too good.......
wait a sec
MZero17
07-02-2006, 06:49 AM
Texas is where all the cowboys in brokeback mountain were
South_Paw
07-02-2006, 07:23 AM
/Waves
"Welcome to Texas..... It's SO boring"
-Forward
Xelic
07-02-2006, 10:08 AM
LOLZ @ people getting offended.
South Paw, your sig is weird. Weird.
In answer to your question, Sean... the Dkrew crew was beating the Arizona crew. We had, like, 3 people left, including me. Arizona just had you.
****er. I didn't even get a stock off.
Edman XERO
07-02-2006, 01:28 PM
Arizona needs to get laid.
WiLD BOris
07-02-2006, 03:20 PM
ROFL Az is as usefull as a V@gina on my Elbow.
Land Locked and Full of C0CK... in 4wrds Mouf
Revised
07-02-2006, 08:05 PM
I did not hear why arizona is so much better at that...
what the **** is an arizona 0_o
forward
07-02-2006, 09:24 PM
There are 3 reasons on this page ALONE that prove my point
SideEffect001
07-02-2006, 09:25 PM
Alaska has better smashers than arizona imo.
Revised
07-02-2006, 09:26 PM
i agree alaska = top tier!
Edman XERO
07-02-2006, 10:16 PM
Arizona should be renamed to 'Noobizona.'
felix45
07-03-2006, 12:59 AM
((you do all realize this is just a giant joke in order to provoke flaming...))
arizona has awsome raves. but extacy took off because of us texans. who's better? hell if I know, I cant choose.
Mr.Jaskolski
07-03-2006, 01:35 AM
I think Texas sucks bad at smash......I heard stories
forward
07-03-2006, 01:36 AM
grab your hats cowbowys this is turning into an all out war
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