The Offical Conker Thread

[LinkMaster12]

I was just reading about different characters and this little guy popped into my head. Wouldn't Conker be a cool addition? He was on the N64 and I loved that game....I dont know just the thought of that fuzzy little squirrel with the british accent would be cool. Just imagine him running about the screen kicking ***. What do you guys think?

[GoldenGlove]

Won't happen. Conker belongs to Rare. Rare belongs to Microsoft. Do the math.

[Stryks]

Yeah it wont happen, besides never like that squirrel, any way yeah Rare is know property of Microsoft

[Stryks]

dam sorry delete please if u can or something

[Pit 42]

Won't happen. Conker belongs to Rare. Rare belongs to Microsoft. Do the the math.
Conker would be an awesome addition, and as much as I would love to see him in Brawl, GoldenGlove makes a good point. If Nintendo would've bought Rare while they were making all those cool N64 games, then we might've seen Conker in Melee even.

[hemightbegiant]

I love that Squirrel, so it's a dang shame that he belongs to Microsoft, and ghis game on the XBox wasn't so good anyways...

One of his smash attacks could be he pulls out a giant Dildo and wacks someone.

[xianfeng]

Conker would be an awesome addition, and as much as I would love to see him in Brawl, GoldenGlove makes a good point. If Nintendo would've bought Rare while they were making all those cool N64 games, then we might've seen Conker in Melee even.
Rare was still Nintendo's when melee was made, so he could have been in then so could have banjo kazooie, but they weren't even trophys :(

[kill_shot]

never will make it.
Why you ask, lets see.
1.) and this is the only reason you need. His game is rated M so he will most likely be a bad type character and mister sakuria or whatever said he wants it to be E10+ or T.

[hemightbegiant]

never will make it.
Why you ask, lets see.
1.) and this is the only reason you need. His game is rated M so he will most likely be a bad type character and mister sakuria or whatever said he wants it to be E10+ or T.

*coughsolidsnakeisfromanMratedgameandisa"bad-type"charactercough*

[DokturSea]

never will make it.
Why you ask, lets see.
1.) and this is the only reason you need. His game is rated M so he will most likely be a bad type character and mister sakuria or whatever said he wants it to be E10+ or T.
Your child-like bias against all things mature is starting to bug me. Conker appeared in 2(?) M games, but before that, he was all kiddie like.

But you're right, he'll never make it in. Not for the bull**** reason you said, but because he's owned by Rare aka Microsoft aka he's not gonna be anywhere NEAR Brawl.

[McFox]

Besides, even if a Rare character DID make it in the game, it would be Banjo-Kazooie, not Conker.

[Zombie Cola]

never will make it.
Why you ask, lets see.
1.) and this is the only reason you need. His game is rated M so he will most likely be a bad type character and mister sakuria or whatever said he wants it to be E10+ or T.

Righ because breaking necks, peeing on people, bullet wounds, blood stained, body filled rooms, and near naked japanese models pale in comparison to cartoon blood and breasts on a Sunflower.......

[HMC]

Won't happen. Conker belongs to Rare. Rare belongs to Microsoft. Do the math.

It's not IMPOSSIBLE, as Microsoft allows Nintendo their rights for Portable systems, so they may allow ONE of their characters for a game that has as much prestige as SSB.

If it did happen, it sure wouldn't be Conker.