The Alberta Thread: Stealing your children and your dignity

[DJT88]

Ahah! So more sugar is the secret to softer cookies! thanks Japman. And who's all going to Chad's house warming?

[JAPMAN]

Ill go depending when it is.

[Victra]

DJT! Your last name is Tran. My last name is Tran too. Isn't that neat.

Transexual

[JAPMAN]

Also using Fat and Chemical Leaveners is a good idea too. As in Fat you can either use Tallow, or Lard(Lard being better for things with a flaky texture, I.E pie crusts) and Vegetable oil.


If you ever bake something and the yeast ferments too much, remember to add more salt next time! Salt controls the amount yeast can ferment!

[kithkin]

LOL that was awesome

"SOFTER? COOK THEM LESS"
"TOO SOFT? COOK THEM MORE"
"ITS SO SIMPLE"

I love telling people they fail at cooking.

by the way, there was no bi-weeklie this sunday, because it hasnt been two weeks, I believe its the 9th if chads housewarming isnt then.

[mach5]

so instead of a biweekly it's chads house warming?

[JAPMAN]

LOL that was awesome

"SOFTER? COOK THEM LESS"
"TOO SOFT? COOK THEM MORE"
"ITS SO SIMPLE"

I love telling people they fail at cooking.

by the way, there was no bi-weeklie this sunday, because it hasnt been two weeks, I believe its the 9th if chads housewarming isnt then.

OOO I see, hence the " BI-Weekly"


And if you want the average cookie, you can under bake them, but things like sugar, fat, and leaveners enrich AND soften your dough. Thats why High-ratio cakes go splat when you drop them from an inchs height.(they usually have 120%-160% more sugar in comparison to the flour)

[Randall00]

DJT! Your last name is Tran. My last name is Tran too. Isn't that neat.

Transexual

See, now this is high-quality spam. :laugh:

It also looks like we might have to hire JAPMAN to bake some cookies for At Melee's End.

[JAPMAN]

Excellent....The costs will be my Entrance fee for both singles and doubles BWHAHAHAHA!

[Stevo]

any smash happening tomorrow?
Carl?
Willing to call in sick for work if there is (havnt called in sick for a while now)

[kithkin]

LOL, for a second I thought this was the bi-weeklies thread.

yeah, even though bi weeklie could mean twice a week, we mean every second.

and chads housewarming isnt nessesarily instead of a bi-weeklie, randall and chad will have to talk and it might be that ones saturday the other is sunday, or just chads housewarming. In the end, its up to them.

[JAPMAN]

I'm bored tomarrow(sunday) so I could have one player who lives near the NW come here or I can go over there.

[Alphican]

Hmm ur bored tommorow -.-... telling the future must be kick ***

[Randall00]

It's hereditary and goes hand-in-hand with Japanese DI.

[mach5]

north west "dalhousie" if it was like north west malborough i'd be down.

[Nihility]

HOLY COW Randall just made a somewhat spamlike post that was still on topic.
*Dies*

[Randall00]

I live by the philosophy of quality over quantity.

It doesn't always work.

[Victra]

It's hereditary and goes hand-in-hand with Japanese DI.

I lol'd .

[JAPMAN]

Victra...That sig of yours is oh so...dark....and gloomy...It has an 8-bit character and a pedophile on it D=

[MARIOWNAGE]

lol it looks like both Brad and Myself have almost stopped posting here entirely after the spam thing.

I'm not afraid to spam, i just haven't been lately.

Lol Sho, that's hilarious. also your signature is awesome, and contains BOWZA

[Victra]

Mine sucks. i don't know how to use photoshop.

[JAPMAN]

Thanks! Props go to my friend Sumire! ( He has a shop in the arts boards)

-Le Gasp!- Advertisement!

[firexemblemxpryde]

yeah, even though bi weeklie could mean twice a week, we mean every second.I'm surprised Randall didn't step in here. Bi-weekly could not mean twice a week, it definitely means every 2nd week. The word you're looking for is "semi-weekly".

[kithkin]

well definitions can be stretched but yeah.

AFRAID OF SPAM? ME? STOP POSTING? YOUD HOPE SO

[Victra]

Why are there mods for the Regional Forums? LOL.

Anyways, I think i'll start planing a CAST4 el o el.

[kithkin]

you planning on showing for this one?

your tournaments turning into every 3 months.

My suggestion (its a real one too) just be patient, because honestly, You're rushing it way too much, your tournaments are coming out really low quality, you need to spend more time and make them better, with good preparation and running, and better payout.

Victor, organize yourself, get things straight.

edit: not to sound rude. but come on.

[FalseFalco]

Wow Brad I read your post and it felt like you were actually saying something.

[MARIOWNAGE]

lol .

[Victra]

el o el. You have a point. I'll try to keep that in mind.

[Nihility]

Holy crap who injected a brain into Brad's post?

[kithkin]

I appreciate it guys, I really do.

BY THE WAY CARL WHY DONT YOU HELP VICTOR OUT SINCE YOUR TOURNAMENTS ARE GOOD.

[Nihility]

Because Victor should be taught how to run a tourney, and not just have other players run it for him in his name :(

[Beeble]

Smash today? hmmm?

[Victra]

lol i'm so hurt. Too bad it's all true. D;

[Beeble]

Sorry Carl. I'll buy you a drink when your 18. Or maybe a kitkat?

[FalseFalco]

$2.50 will do.

Even though thats only enough to buy the BUS TICKET.

[BackItch]

Because Victor should be taught how to run a tourney, and not just have other players run it for him in his name :(

That would be novel.

(oh, Victor... it's so easy to pick on 'ya)

[nitro-blazer]

You think Victor needs to be taught how to run a tourney? I could fail twice as hard as him in half the time, anytime.

[MARIOWNAGE]

k I think we've bugged victor enough now. Let us wait untill his next smash hosting before we start up again.

[Victra]

lol. Kay thanks Levi. I think.

Alex, nice to see you alive again, too bad i can't say the same for Joel, where's that guy been?

SMASHFEST:AB anyone? LAWL.