The Grand List of F-Zero Clichés



This list is inspired by this site. Although F-Zero isn't as deep as an RPG I figured that we could easily create a decent list as well. You are very welcome to submit your own cliché
Last updated: July 10th
  1. Body Builder rule
    No matter gender, any person will have large muscles or be very strong, as long as he or she isn't a teenager. If a person isn't that strong he or she will often team up with other people to double or triple their strength.
  2. Invincible Rule
    No matter how damaged an F-Zero machine will be the pilot will always miraculously survive and will just "retire" from the race instead.
  3. The Princia Rule
    No matter how cute they appear. They will be rebellous often towards their father or whoever holds them back.
  4. Metal Memento Rule
    Any robot, cyborg etc. will have personal problems with his or her identity.
  5. Men in Black Rule
    Most human males will be wearing some kind of protection against the sun for their eyes. If a human male doesn't wear any protections for his eyes he will go under the...
  6. Small Eyes Rule
    If a human male doens't wear any sunglasses or visors he will have a really bad sight, which is often due to very small eyes.
  7. No Greenpeace Here Rule
    If a new exotic panet is discovered it will be turned over to either an amusement park or be harvested by it's resources in an instant.[/b]
  8. Wrong Neighbourhood Rule
    If a person has dark skin he will have an abnormal behavior often related to crime or homosexual tendancies.
  9. Hardened Buildings Rule
    If a pilot crash into anything except another machine the machine itself will be heavily damaged and often required to retire, while the building itself will still be standing without as much as a scratch eventhough the machine went at 3000 km/h.
  10. Your cliché here