Recent content by De_Le_Chozo

"I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are *******s." -the narrator guy in Flight, by Sherman Alexie "I inadvertently ate a cherry tomato in my salad, and now I worship Satan." -tomatoesareevil.com

That's from dieselsweeties.com, I believe. Webcomics for the win. "Nobody's perfect. . . well, there was this one guy, but we kinda killed him." -Anonymous "There are more horses' ***** than horses in the world." -someone from The Dharma Bums "Have you ever felt like you've lived before?" "I...

Hmmm, why have pkm/bluezaft spoken so softly on this thread? Maybe they're working on their stories that will annihilate us all. . . maybe there's a threadage-writing ratio, where the more you speak here, the thread, the less you write there, the word processor. So then there'd be a success...

Two Blocks Down “Showers. Who needs them anyway? We always get some mud, or some rain, or some beer back on us. Dirty is something you can never get out of the human body. Or the mind for that matter. What’s the point? “Aaaah, but then again, there’s always that moment of clean, where you’re...

Oh god, I don't think I'm gonna make it. Lately, I've had to stay up til 3 in the morning just to catch up on my school crap. I think I have 1700 words, but the plot hasn't moved AT ALL. Oh yeah, I have the same feeling about the third person stuff. When I experimented with it, all the...

Seeing as how your story was in french, and two thirds of my name is in french, it was pretty hard to pass this story! Some of the dialogue sounded, well, not very detailed. You know how the two people say, "lawyer" and "comedian" a lot? It's sort of an empty statement, because you don't really...

The honest truth? I have no idea! I wanna see how I write naturally, because I don't wanna force anything into my writing process. SO basically, I need to come up with more works to get a feel for how I do this stuff. Hmmm. . . but I'll definitely start seeing how everyone else does their...

wow, thanksforreading, demon! It seems like I found a niche in this kind of stuff? I was afraid the narrating sounded clunky, but my teacher helped me with a lot of the plot holes ("how does the refrigerator door close? At their size, it wouldn't work. . . you should connect the vegetables to...

Thankssomuch for reading, Matt! I was afraid Mr. Fortune Cookie was repelling people. I guess I was trying to imitate Christopher Moore, because he's a humor/quirky writer (a whale has the words "Bite me" in one of his books, Fluke(heh, and the cover of one of his other books, Coyote Blue, has...

well. . . this was original - sort of a blog style kind of story. Are some of the details important? Do I NEED to know that he had a 3.24 GPA? I dunno, I think it was matt who said, Does the short story spell necessity? I doubt you'd get points off for Adherence to Prompt, because the story's...

A lot of things didn't make sense to me here. You could definitely add more depth to this story. "The girl that lives in the house" sorta came out of nowhere. Who is she? At the end, why would they be prancing and laughing along when the volcano's about to erupt? ooooh, never mind. they were...

Mr. Fortune cookie says . . . "Your love for vegetables will grow even further after reading this story." ;) Jackie Boy Meadows, or, When Glowing Vegetables Attack! PART ONE: BEFORE Joan Fairbury had an uneasy feeling in her stomach. Maybe it was because Jackie Boy was dead. Or...

Here's a funfact for you guys that directly relates to what we're doing! (in other words, I just wanted to post something.) In my US class, we learned about this one guy who kept saying that the second coming of Christ. He kept saying that it would come on this one day, and it never did, so...

Oh dear lord, this is so random and quirky. . . I LOVE IT!! Originality in every sentence! Incredibly long titles! Arrogance balanced by outlandish humor! YES! "The Green Leaf of Life"? "White Pixies with Lightbulbs"?? "The Tree of Knowledge combined with one billion Nuclear Explosions."...

Lemme put a twist to this: If you're all on the edge of your seat waiting for Scav, come relax yourself with my new piece of crap-er. . . I mean fiction. Since I'm not as cool as Kragen, I'm showing the URL as a URL instead of a link. . .http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=91458 Is...