Recent content by Iron Jawbone

I know that some of you are just trolling, and I'm not excusing the poor losers, but to the internet tough guys who honestly believe this about people with serious rage disorders; "Any1 who steps up to me because their a babby at the game is gon get rekt lol haha" might be in for the nastiest...

There's an unsettling amount of you that has obviously never been in this situation before, or have never had to react with it. Some people are reasonable, and these people can be reasoned with. Treat them gently, and treat them with respect. It's not hard. Others either aren't reasonable, or...

There are some people who cannot change, and you cannot inform them about because it makes them even more angry. These people will break hardware, and there is nothing you, or anything short of professional help can do for them. For those that are understandable, taking a break is the best...

Yes. Praise be to Bowser.

*Clears throat as loudly as possible and points to his signature.*

Oh no, I'm incredibly excited for this. This adds a new element of awesome for the game that will allow for some very interesting match-ups, and general fun by all.

This made that whole post worthwhile. I've always enjoyed dabbling with Link but he feels so wonderful now. Plus that Up+B of his retains that lethality and then some. All the gimping.

:bowsermelee::bowser2::4bowser:: Look at my sig, I will always main Bowser. I mean, look at him. He's a gigantic, spike covered, fire breathing, turtle dragon that is feared by his enemies and respected by his diverse army. Bury him under rubble, drop him down a pit, dunk him in lava; no matter...

Regardless of any case, we should be ecstatic by the fact that Nintendo has not sent PM into oblivion yet as they already know of it (If it was Square or Capcom, we would've gotten screwed by now). A reason might be because they've seen that Project M has increased Wii sales + Brawl because of...

Yeah, I also run ad-block plus for this site as well. However, I spent some time in the premium category and threw a small wad of money at Smashboards. I may not post much, but I've done an awful lot of lurking these past 10 years. -------------------------------------------------------- Your...

Whoo, I have the unpopular opinion! (Heavy: Not big surprise.) Sorry if I was a bit confusing as it was late and I just wanted to be brief on the Dark Samus. I was implying that instead of giving DS her own move set, just make it as an alternate costume for Samus. Sorry for the confusion...

UP VOTE Bowser Jr.: Bowser is a polarizing character as is, so it would be very interesting to see a bit of that raw strength be balanced out for something brutish, but still quick. Plus, it's Bowser Jr. Ridley: Needs more bad ass monsters. K. Rool: DK characters really need more love, and K...

Just going to bump this because Central PA needs more smashers. Stauffen, post up the facebook link if you want. There's also smash going on campus at PSU as well. During the summer, it's a lot of whenever we can get things together. We'll play melee, but PM is getting a lot of attention at the...

I'm actually starting to find small, legitimate uses for it. Eh, guess it comes with just messing around against people who have some degree of skill.

Regardless of the actual update, I'm sure the people in the backroom are rubbing their gnarled hooves together going "Yesss, squirm in anticipation, you worms!" (Or maybe not.) Personally, if it's going to be bumped to 4.0ish soon, then they must have something incredible up their sleeve. I'm...