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More like amazingly horrifying.
I just looked it up, and it looks like a cash-in.
They look nothing like the Seven Dwarfs, and it just looks.......weird.

Official Description: "The 7D defend the land of Jollywood, which is ruled by Queen Delightful, from the villains, Grim and Hildy Gloom, who attempt to dethrone the queen.[1] The Glooms attempt to steal magical gems from the 7D mine to aid in their efforts.[3]"

Note the severe lack of Snow White, and how they are called "The 7D."

They look like rejected designs for the gnomes in Gravity Falls.

When I first saw it, I literally thought of the Gravity Falls gnomes.

I don't think Disney knows the expression, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

If you're going to put effort in bringing classic Disney characters back, make an Epic Mickey show. That would rock.

"But the evil It's a Small World would frighten the kiddies! Then we would get sued! And also, they would be too scared to go on the ride, and we would lose money! We can't lose money!"

Disney World
"Where the money happens"

I love Disneyland! Besides, you don't pay to ride the attractions, you pay to get in.

Plus $10 for a hot dog.

I love Disneyland too.
I just wanted to make that money happens joke, referring to the corporate part of Disney.

Funny, I'm going to go look up subliminal messages in Disney stuff now.

I could name a few of the top of my head.
The SEX in the clouds in Lion King.
"Good teenagers, take off your clothes," in Aladdin.
Jessica Rabbit's pantie-less upskirt for a single frame.

Ok, so I just watched the promo trailer for 7D, and I have 2 criticisms to make.
1. It's one of those shows where sadness is the main villain. Literally, the villains names are gloom. *sigh* I'm starting to see how this could be on Disney Jr.
2. Apparently, the Dwarves like mining and eating cake. Dwarves that mine and eat cake. Cake.......
Jaffa cakes.

Simon is not only a video game character, but a Disney character as well.