Pinky Kong is best Kong.
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God Robert's Cousin
Swamp Sensei
What if Dixie Kong was Pink? Would that be twice the pink?
God Robert's Cousin
No, it'd only be 1.5x the pink. Pink math is really complex, man. It's precisely why Pinky Kong is the allegorical masterpiece of all pink animals. He gets all of the variables down to a scientific equilibrium of pink!
Swamp Sensei
I never knew pink was so mathematical. Approximately how much red is in pink?
God Robert's Cousin
*Holds hands out in front of me*
[_______________] <-- About this much.
[_______________] <-- About this much.
Swamp Sensei
That's a lot of red. How much white?
God Robert's Cousin
All of it.