Hando's Notepad
End Flavor:
So the town finally decided who they thought was the last remaining mafia. Despite Xsyven trying to be a good guy, he
failed. All the evidence seemed to point to him, so he was sent to go flip some copies. This being too much a
disappointment to himself and his father, he decided to blow his brains out.
Xsyven, aka Craig Stanton from the Bu (Mafia Goon), has committed suicide.
D6 Votes:
mentos: X7, smashman (2)
D6 Flavor:
It's the next day, and your alarm goes off... you only hear a bit of it before you wake up enough to turn it off:
The next day
My alarm goes off
And I **** in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I **** in my pants
You roll over and notice two people were dead. One was a stinking ninja, and one was a fire man. I guess they aren't so
bad.
Nix, aka Bret Banks from the 'Bu, the town vig has died.
and MexicanBJ, the replacement of a replacement who also goes inactive, has been mod killed.
N5 Actions:
Vig (Nix)- X7
Mafia (Omis, X, Rockin)- Nix
Boombox (mentos)- The next day
My alarm goes off
And I **** in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I **** in my pants
N5 Flavor:
After the morning shock of losing their beloved President, the town went back to the scheduled events for the day on
Zargon. Everyone looked forward to the featured event: Space Bike Stunts.
Rod Kimble, the famed stuntman, was up next.
As we pan our camera to the left, we can see that his girlfriend tried to get to the end platform.
"I HAVE to see my boyfriend when he gets finished!"
"Ma'm, it's potentially really dangerous", says the guard
"So is this," replies his girlfriend, and then she kicks him in the crotch and runs past.
Rod revs his engine, and goes up the first ramp.
His girlfriend gets excited and moves to get a better view, but her skirt gets caught on a doodad.
Oh snapz, there is no gravity. It seems we forgot.
Rod just keeps going and smashes into the bottom of the jumbotron and knocks out its anti-gravity system.
And there goes the jumbotron, right over the end platform where everyone would have twice the view.
Rod's girlfriend notices she is caught, and tries to run away, but it unsuccessful and is crushed with her boyfriend.
Upon clearing the wreckage, it is noticed that it is in fact two of the town members. Or was it two?
Junglefever, aka Rod Kimble from Hotrod (Town Villager and Lover), and
Rockin, aka
the Club Girl from **** in my Pants (Mafia Hooker and Lover), have died a horrible death.
Attention all athletes, there have been minor scheduling adjustments:
Space disk is totally canceled.
Space swords is totally canceled.
Space luge is also canceled.
And other events are pending.
Everyone returns to their junior suites. But the mafia will return. We can't really enforce a curfew as there is no light
or sound. Just one of the many problems of hosting a sporting event in space.
D5 Votes:
jungle: smashman, rockin, mentos, X7, Nix (5)
D5 Flavor:
You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner!
Welcome to the Space Olympics
The year Thirty Twenty Two
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!
You all wake up
"Attention Athletes, it's time to start the day."
A wake up song starts to play:
Little Terry got a gun, he got from the store,
He bought it with the money he got from his chores,
He robbed candy shop told her lay down on the floor,
Put the cookies in his bag took the pennies out the drawer.
Little Kalil got a gun he got from the rebels,
To kill the infidels and American devils,
A bomb on his waist,
A mask on his face,
Prays five times a day,
And listens to Heavy Metal.
It gets cut short
"Attention:
All the oxygen has run out due to a temporary problem, please head toward the airlock."
As you congregate, you notice one member is missing.
When it's safe to go back to your rooms, you notice that that someone was Tom. He looked breathless, and quite dead
actually, hanging onto his door latch, which was locked.
Tom, aka George Washington the town tracker, has suffocated.
N4 Actions:
Vig (Nix)- No one
Mafia (Omis, X, Rockin)- Tom
Hooker (Rockin)- Mexican
Tracker (Tom)- Nix
Boombox (mentos)- Little Terry got a gun, he got from the store,
He bought it with the money he got from his chores,
He robbed candy shop told her lay down on the floor,
Put the cookies in his bag took the pennies out the drawer.
Little Kalil got a gun he got from the rebels,
To kill the infidels and American devils,
A bomb on his waist,
A mask on his face,
Prays five times a day,
And listens to Heavy Metal.
N4 Flavor:
Alright guys. It's time for the SPACE OLYMPCS.
So you all head over to the station to get prepped for the outer space experience.
You all sign some release forms for all that legal shifty stuff.
When they are all handed in, the attendee says "Wait a moment, two of these are signed Tpain. Due to forgery, one of
these people can't go."
After several accusations, Tom decides that the only way to figure it out was a freestyle rap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
After this, it was clear that Omis was not Tpain. In fact, after the disguise was off, he looked quite different from
Tpain.... he was tall, white, and old.
Omis, aka Red Stanton from the 'Bu and the mafia godfather, has been lynched.
D4 Votes:
Omis: smashman, Tom, Rockin, Nix, X7 (5)
Smashman: Omis (1)
D4 Flavor:
After the little shindig yesterday, you decide it would be fun to drive over to the space station. About 2AM, a GIANT
STORM ASDASLKJDS comes out of no where. So you pull over at a convenient, kinda creepy, rest stop so you can just go to
sleep and ride out the storm.
When you all wake up, the storm is gone.
But trouble was still brewing.
Someone cries out, "THIS SEATS TA......"
a shot
and nothing
You all rush over to see.
EE, the Backseatsman, lay dead in the backseat of a car.
N3 Actions:
Miller (EE)- Tom
Vig (Nix)- No one
Mafia (Omis, X, Rockin)- EE
Hooker (Rockin)- Mentos
Tracker (Tom)- MexicanBJ. He visits no one.
Boombox (mentos)- No action, but he's getting roleblocked anyways
N3 Flavor:
KK slowly mozies over to the group. He looks slightly pale.
"Dude, are you alright?" asks Xsyven.
KK walks over and begins to climb all over him.
"GET OFF ME" yells X and he hits him with a pail.
KK mutters a simple "no u" and falls off.
"You been usen?" inquired MexicanBJ.
KK just gives him a blank stare, and passes out...
then he has a seizure and dies.
KK, aka Andy from I'm on a Boat the Fail BP, has died.
D3 Votes:
KK: EE, Rockin, Nix, Yaya, JF, Omis, Tom (7)
D3 Flavor:
You all wake up with a massive head ache, and some clothing appears to be missing. Must have been the Santana DVX. As you
wake up, you hear some music come on, but then die off soon after.
How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
And which motel which lake they found her in,
And how they attacked the victim,
Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
Which night it was done, what kid would write there was none
You glance around and smile and the beautiful morning. Nothing is better than the smell of a corpse right next to you
with his pearly white teeth gleaming in the sun.
Frozenflame aka Matt the Toothwhitener Dealer from White Power, the independent salesman, has
died.
Time to stop having a boring life and get some work done. With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
GAME NOTES:
1. I should have done this yesterday, but it doesn't matter now. I mod killed A6M0. It was not a power of any sort. He
just did not quite follow a restriction on his role despite a few warnings and I felt that a replacement wouldn't suffice
because his restriction had the capability to change the game slightly.
2. FFs role was a new one I made up. Essentially he sold tooth whitener to one person each night. If it was a normal
person, he received $10, if it was a visiting power role, then he would receive $20. If he got $60 by the end of the
game, he would win.
N2 Actions:
Miller (EE)- Rides with Rockin
Vig (KevinM)- No one
Mafia (Ronike, #s, Rockin)- FF
Hooker (Rockin)- No one
Dealer (FF)- Deals to Tom. $40/$60
Tracker (Tom)- Tracks Rockin. Rockin visits FF.
Boombox (mentos)- Plays part of "Must be the Ganja" by Eminem
How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
And which motel which lake they found her in,
And how they attacked the victim,
Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
Which night it was done, what kid would write there was none
N2 Flavor:
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty time.
Wait, you ****. Who invited that ........... ya. Dude, Tom, I heard someone called you wack.
WHO SAID I'M WACK?
All the fellows in the house put your hands up.
Now all the ladies in the house put your hands up.
Now who ever said I'm wack, put your hand up.
Now everyone else put your hands down.
Oh, there he is. It's Macman.
STRAP HIM TO THE JET. CRASH INTO THE SUN. NOW HE'S DEAD.
Andy from Andy Punches, aka Macman, the cereal killer has died.
Alright... time to eat. We got some freshly flipped burgers, some pizza, and some Chex Mix. Wait does that bowl of Chex
Mix have a name tag? It looks like it says... A6M0.
Kevin Powell from Hotrod (A6M0) has been turned into a bowl of Chex Mix (aka died).
D2 Votes:
Macman: Tom, FF, Pythag, Ronike, Rockin, EE, junglefever, KevinM (8)
D2 Flavor:
It is night time... or morning? Stop being technical. You start to awaken from your slumber and think you hear some music
playing...
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
...
You peer out your window and it stops. Annoying kids...
Tuesday.
The day after Sunday.
Stuff happened.
The town decides to head over to the 'Bu to catch some waves, meet hot chicks at the beach, ride on a boat that will be
going fast, so get your towels ready. There will also be a Live Performance from the Lonely Island that is a must for all
traveling the area.
Wait, wtf? Tuesday?
That's right. Cause someone died. Time flies when you are having fun.
You glance over and see Melissa from the Bu, aka Marshy, aka a town villager, has died a horrible death. Her face has a
dent from a powerful blow, and all around her lies the remains... of her breakfast.
Day 2 Starts. Go. With 14 alive, it will still take 8 to lynch.
N1 Actions:
Miller (EE)- Rides with Tom
Boombox (mentos)- Play Like a Boss
Vig (KevinM)- No one
Killer (Macman)- Marshy
Mafia (Ronike, #s, Rockin)- Yaya
Hooker (Rockin)- EE
Dealer (FF)- Deals to Tom. $20/$60
Doc (A6M0)- Pulled a KK lol
Tracker (Tom)- Tracks Macman. Macman visits Marshy.
N1 Flavor:
It was indeed a Lazy Sunday. The town could not come up with a good candidate to lynch despite having heavy discussion
and votes on Tom and Pythag, so nothing happened. Interesting events are bound to happen in the night. The game master
was also lazy and didn't come up with good flavor. Or did he...? This is Akiva, reporting live.
D1 Votes:
KK- Yaya (1)
Pythag- Marshy, Tom, Ronike, KK, EE (5)
KevinM- Tom, A6M0 (2)
Niiro- KevinM (1)
Macman- frozenflame (1)
Day 1 Flavor:
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon. Call Handorin to see how he's doin.
"WHAT UP, HANDO?"
"YO, SMASHBOARDS WHAT's CRACKIN?"
"YOU THINKEN WHAT I'M THINKING?"
"MAFIA. Man it's happenin'"
"Yo, where the game at?"
"In decisive dudez. Let's hit up the search engine to find the dopest route."
"STEP ON IT SUCKER"
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’. You can call us Aaron Burrf from the way we’re droppin’
Hamiltons.
"Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic WHAT? cles of Mafia"
Roles:
1.Backseats Man (Villager Town (Miller)) - EE
You and your family have been riding in cars for centuries, even before cars were invented. It's a tradition that cannot
be broken, so it kind of gives you a bad name sometimes. Send in one name each night of a person you want to take a ride
with. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
2.Tpain from Im on a Boat (Bulletproof Town) -
Yaya smashman
You're black and on a boat. Therefore you are able to survive one kill attempt. You are town aligned and win when the
mafia is eliminated.
3.Andy from Andy Punches (Killer) - Macman
You punch people just before they eat. Not only does this deprive them of food, it gives them concussions. Send in one
name each night to kill. You are independent and win when you are the sole remaining person.
Flavor: Food is around kill
4.Club Girl from **** in My Pants (Hooker Mafia/Lover) - Rockin
Wow, you are pretty hot. No wonder people keep jizzing in their pants. You are mafia aligned and may speak to Red Stanton
(Ronike) and Craig Stanton (Numbers) outside of the game. You are also the hooker, send in one name to me for a choice of
a roleblock. You are also in a closed masonry with Niiro. You can speak to him outside the game, but not reveal your
role. You win when you outnumber the town.
Flavor: Target is covered in ****
5.Bret Banks from The Bu (Town Vig) -
KevinM Nix
People like you now, but if they ever found out you were a ninja, who knows. You may send in a name to kill at night (if
you wish) just fine. You have one day shot, but there is a chance you will be discovered who and what you are, and then
as a consequence appear to be mafia. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
6.Matt the Toothwhitener Dealer from White Power (Salesman Independant) - frozenflame
Man, you are one smooth guy. How do you get your teeth so white? Come on, share the wealth. Send in a name each night.
That person then pays you $10. If you send in a name of a power role, the person they visit will also pay you money.
However, you will not know how much you make. You are independent. If you get $60 by the end, you win.
7.Red Stanton from the Bu (Mafia Godfather) -
Ronike Omis
You are Malibu's top drug dealer. You run this place. If investigated, you will appear innocent because the Malibu Crime
Unit is paid off. If investigated, you appear innocent. You are mafia aligned and may speak to the Club Girl (Rockin) and
Craig Stanton (Numbers) outside of the game. Have one of your mafia mates (or you) send in the kill choice. You win when
you outnumber the town.
8.Craig Stanton from the Bu (Mafia Goon) -
Numbers Xsyven
You are the son of Red Stanton, best drug dealer in Malibu. It's very hard to please him, and it seems like you always
mess up. You are mafia aligned and may speak to Red Stanton (
RonikeOmis) and the Club Girl (Rockin) outside of the
game. You win when you outnumber the town.
9.Melissa from the Bu (Villager Town) - Marshy
You're a hot, young, sexy girl that lives in the 'Bu. Drama is goin down, and you need to stop it. You are town aligned
and win when the mafia is eliminated.
P.S. Yes, that is the girl from Scrubs (Sarah Chalke)
10.The Boombox from Boombox (Villager town) - Mentos
Time to hit the turbo bass. The mafia is up to no good, and your powerful music is going to bring them down. You may play
a song of choice during the night. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
11.Andy from Im on a Boat (Fail BP Town) - KK
You're on a boat and it's goin fast and you've got a nautical themed pashmina Afghan, which makes you nearly untouchable.
You got a 50/50 chance to survive a night kill. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
12. Rod Kimble from HotRod (Villager Town/Lover) -
Niiro junglefever
You are Rod Kimble, a pretty cool dude and a hotshot. You are also in a closed masonry with Rockin. You may talk to each
other outside of them game, but you may not reveal your role.
Game Restriction: You must have somewhat of an attitude (act cool, blow stuff off, etc) and use emotes in your posts.
Three strikes, your out. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
Flavor: You die in a bike accident
13. Kevin Powell from HotRod (Doc Town) - A6M0
You are the town doctor. You try to help everyone out, but you can only do so much. Send in one name each night for a
protection choice. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
Restriction: You are slightly overshadowed by your older brother, Rod Kimble (
Niiro junglefever). You may not
mention this fact. You must try and help him as much as you can by casting the same vote as him by the end of the day. If
he dies, you may act normal.
14. George Washington from Awesometown (Tracker Town) - Tom
You're George Washington. The first president of the USA. Didn't know? Check the back of the $1 bill. You invented sliced
bread, dicovered America, was commited to freeing the slaves, and making pipes and stuff. It's true, cause you can't tell
lies. You are the town tracker. You may send in one name each night so you can follow that person to see if they visit
anyone. You are town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
15. Jorma from Castaways (Lightmaker Town) -
Pythag MexicanBJ
You are the creator of fire. If you are killed at night, the town is plunged into darkness for another night. You are
town aligned and win when the mafia is eliminated.
Note: Kills have less of a chance to go through @ forced night.