KeyKun: actually b4 i got on aim i was with my gf n we ****ed, she let me **** on her face cause i let her record it, took a pic on my phone, u gotta see, perfect money shot
KeyKun: drip drip drip
ThumbsWayUp87: im losing all hope in women if youre able to get laid this easily
ThumbsWayUp87: wtf what kind of a girl let you do this ****
ThumbsWayUp87: do you guys like laugh it up over breakfast
KeyKun: sometimes, over eggs, extra runny ;D
ThumbsWayUp87: "haha you came in my face last night! money shot!" over a bowl of ****ing frosted flakes
KeyKun: AHAHAHAHAHA
KeyKun: WTF SEB
KeyKun: She just loves me =]
ThumbsWayUp87: just trying to get a bit of consistency in the morning after
KeyKun: we're gonna get so much *** at otakon!
ThumbsWayUp87: LMFAO
ThumbsWayUp87: dear god i dont even want to see you on the dance floor
ThumbsWayUp87: i think id have a collapsed lung
KeyKun: pssh no need
KeyKun: i am hooking up with two chicks i talked to on an anime site
KeyKun: easy *****, low self esteem + vodka = win
ThumbsWayUp87: you have got to be kidding me
KeyKun: ?
ThumbsWayUp87: YOU TROLL THE ****ING OTAKON THREAD FOR UNDEVELOPED *****
KeyKun: if theres hair on the muff, shes old enough!
ThumbsWayUp87: thats gotta be the worst thing ive ever heard
KeyKun: and when we get to ota, prepare to see the worst things ever!
KeyKun: my big black pickle slamming into a warm ***** pie
ThumbsWayUp87: why
ThumbsWayUp87: on
ThumbsWayUp87: earth
ThumbsWayUp87: would
ThumbsWayUp87: i
ThumbsWayUp87: be in a position
ThumbsWayUp87: to see that
KeyKun: because
KeyKun: i need someone to record it
KeyKun: and cafe will be too busy fapping in the closet
ThumbsWayUp87: you know, when i said i wanted to be a film director this isnt what i had in mind
KeyKun: you gotta start small to get big
KeyKun: atleast here u would have creative controll
KeyKun: just get the money shot from two angles and get my face
ThumbsWayUp87: how ON EARTH would i have creative control of you ****** an underage asain
ThumbsWayUp87: only control id have is over my own gag reflex
KeyKun: hey its not **** man
KeyKun: she wont even be awake
ThumbsWayUp87: and it just keeps getting better and better
KeyKun: ROOTHIES BABY!
ThumbsWayUp87: theres almost something sincere in how openly undermining of women you are
ThumbsWayUp87: makes me glad im not a woman
ThumbsWayUp87: to be a victim of someone like you
KeyKun: i'm bringing night vision glasses
KeyKun: to strike at night
KeyKun: like a shadow of ****
ThumbsWayUp87: so you can see at night, but they cant see you!
ThumbsWayUp87: ****ING BRILLIANT
ThumbsWayUp87: STOP THE PRESSES
ThumbsWayUp87: GIVE THIS MAN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
ThumbsWayUp87: TOTALLY ****ING EARNED IT
KeyKun: Now you are just being ridiculous