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Smash Legend
That's a porcupine, yo.Trufax
Imagine Sonic carrying dozens upon dozens of those spines on his head/neck while using his meager leg muscles to simply stand up.
Running is simply an impossiblity when these things can barely even run, themselves.
The tables have turned and now Mario's the one saying, "You're Too Slow!"
Diddy beats MK, he can move and is strong.