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Captain Falcon is Black (No offense intended. I'm Black)

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Parker1006

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This is basically me (Pinballr8) explaining to my friend why Captain Falcon is black.

Pinballr8 (10:18:08 PM): falcon is a G
SedaCynic (10:18:17 PM): O G
Pinballr8 (10:18:45 PM): yup
Pinballr8 (10:20:03 PM): i love falcon, he's basically a black guy
Pinballr8 (10:20:52 PM): think about it, he always yells when he talks. his combos are hella flashy and contain lots of excessive movement, and he talks alot of **** when he taunts
SedaCynic (10:21:04 PM): HAH
Pinballr8 (10:21:36 PM): he super boistrous
Pinballr8 (10:21:44 PM): and the blue falcon is basically a cadillac
Pinballr8 (10:22:31 PM): and... havent you noticed that only black people can get away with wearing sunglasses no matter what the weather is?
SedaCynic (10:22:53 PM): big ones the size of his visor too
Pinballr8 (10:22:57 PM): yup
SedaCynic (10:22:59 PM): huh
SedaCynic (10:23:01 PM): interesting
SedaCynic (10:23:10 PM): take that one to smashboards lol
Pinballr8 (10:23:14 PM): seriously
Pinballr8 (10:24:01 PM): and think about this, ONE shoulder pad? that means its something functional turned into an accesory. now wut race of people are known for that?
SedaCynic (10:24:34 PM): the same ones that turned tooth-caps into an accessory
Pinballr8 (10:24:41 PM): exactly
Pinballr8 (10:25:13 PM): and he's extremely materialistic
Pinballr8 (10:25:36 PM): wut white person you know would spend their hard earned money on a MOVEABLE race track
Pinballr8 (10:25:48 PM): face it man Captain Falcon is a *****
SedaCynic (10:26:06 PM): get a major in Super Smash Bros.
SedaCynic (10:26:12 PM): you've got your thesis right there
Pinballr8 (10:26:14 PM): hahaha
Pinballr8 (10:26:31 PM): i think im gonna post this on smashboards tonight
SedaCynic (10:26:35 PM): do it
Pinballr8 (10:26:50 PM): oh yea, he got so fast by running from the husbands of all the white women he ****ed
SedaCynic (10:26:57 PM): PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SedaCynic (10:26:58 PM): ROFL
 
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you know.. i was gonna come in here and disagree up and down the court..

but i'm sold.


so that makes 4: Samus, Dr. Mario, Falco, Falcon


[edit] before anyone tries to claim Gdorf.. he's indian. My pre-med friends confirmed it
 
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FAAAAAALLLCON _PAAAAAAUUUNCH!

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Hooray for racial stereotypes, oh wait you got them all wrong, black stereotypes are things like liking fried chicken and cool aid, that and crime of course. Not true stereotypes (also know as I'm not a racist, BUT) but you got them wrong, this flashy stuff, what kinda garbage is that? They aren't stereotyped as flashy, but as "ghetto".
 
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Please don't mention crime. This thread got closed in melee discussion b/c people started talking about pimps and hoes. This thread is about how Falcon meets black stereotypes. Not negative stereotypes. But Falcon Punch, didn't black people technically define what "ghetto" is?
 
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FAAAAAALLLCON _PAAAAAAUUUNCH! said:
Hooray for racial stereotypes, oh wait you got them all wrong, black stereotypes are things like liking fried chicken and cool aid, that and crime of course. Not true stereotypes (also know as I'm not a racist, BUT) but you got them wrong, this flashy stuff, what kinda garbage is that? They aren't stereotyped as flashy, but as "ghetto".
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someone always has to kill it.....

:ohwell:
 
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so, you say something potentially racist, but.. because your black.. it's not racist? I'll write this down.
 
PolMex23

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llolollllololollolll

I just came buckets...

Too funny. Falco is more ..."ghetto"...as cocky as he is chill

Falcon just a educated bad *** business man black guy...

Idk, But that was funny.
 
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FAAAAAALLLCON _PAAAAAAUUUNCH! said:
Hooray for racial stereotypes, oh wait you got them all wrong, black stereotypes are things like liking fried chicken and cool aid, that and crime of course. Not true stereotypes (also know as I'm not a racist, BUT) but you got them wrong, this flashy stuff, what kinda garbage is that? They aren't stereotyped as flashy, but as "ghetto".
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You sir, are an idiot

also, first post made me lol

good ****
 
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^That was unnecessarily gross. If I didn't know that was from Ghostbusters I would have been a lot more grossed out, though.
 
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sliq yu really just failed at that
edit: gg with the quick edit, makin me look dumb

i really wanna agree with the OP, but captain falcon cannot be black because he is the adult version of ness.
 
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I'm no even going to ask about that one. lol The only thing I see Falcon being addicted to is coffee or something. He passes as the type who would be highly cranky without it.
 
actionblackbird

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ya know, maybe this kid is right man. C. Falcon is Black...I mean.
I though Dark Rain was black as well as Scar >..>;
 
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