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What It Means To Be A Michigan Brawler

ZTD | TECHnology

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Dear Midwest,

We realize we are the craziest state in this region (and proud of it) so I wish to break it down for you all and let you know what it means to be a resident in this state. Hopefully you'll understand us a little bit better after this post. Pay attention children.

Being a True Michigander means:

- Knowing how to use the term "Hot_ArmSing out" in a sentence.

- Using :metaknight: in official tournament sets unless you are the best in this state with your character. You should still be using :metaknight: regardless.

- Realizing that :yoshi2: :wolf: :sonic: and :zerosuitsamus: are the most broken characters in the game.

- Attending a tournament messed up, hung over or both if you're a pro.

- Knowing what is to "BEYYYAAAAAAAAWWW" someone and all the ways to do it.

- Knowing that Sparta Kick's Poker Face is a dangerous weapon.

- Not being afraid to say whats up to any mother****er in the room. We're all family after all. Even our new MI hoes.

- Realizing that Omniswell is the baddest ***** in Michigan..still.

- Being a fan of our local hit soap opera "Is L Attending"

- Getting killed by a Forward Smash in tournament by yours truly.

- Knowing what it is to "Do the Notra"

- Never forgetting our retired old school MI badasses: Anther, SamuraiPanda, SauceBoss, Needle of Juntah, Omniswell, Sauce Boss, Notra, Boxxy and Dingdong.

- Trolling when it feels right, wrong or for no reason at all.

- Appreciating Nicole's famous Booty.

- Surviving an out of state trip with Lain.

- Knowing how to properly and liberally use :yeahboi: in your posts. :troll: and :metaknight: should be your next used emotes.

- Only using the :snake: icon to talk about how terrible of a character he is.

- Knowing that showing up to a tournament on time here means showing up 2 hours later than the OP says.

- Getting trolled by Mikey Lenetia in tournament at least once. Seriously that Toad....:troll:

- Paying more money in Illinois toll booth fees than actual tournament costs.

- Knowing how to properly SD in important sets... BEEEYAAAWWWW!!!!

- Not knowing what the term "planning ahead" means.

- Getting woken up by Lain at 4 am in the morning because he decided to return your phone call...2 days later.

- Your GPS has attempted to kill you and your passengers.

- You witnessed/heard of the legendary Ragequaza "Double Controller Throw" after ragequitting to Boxxy.

- Accepting the fact that a car is a rare commodity in this state.

- You know someone who intakes 3 times the daily recommended calories ...in a single meal.

This list is only going to get bigger and better but this is what it means to be a Michigan Brawler.


Yeah we're ****ed up ;)

TC out.
 

DarkLouis331

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Lmao, people need to start adding stuff. I'll have more later.

-We pay more money in toll booth fees than at the actual tournament.

<3 MI
 

DarkLouis331

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I remember most of us checking into our hotels literally 1 hour before MLG Columbus started last summer. We couldn't get our **** together in Ann Arbor the morning of it and had trouble with phone batteries and picking up people. lmao
 
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you love hipster chicks, at least i do :yeahboi:

tiny shoes

you know that yooooo has several different meanings, based on the tone and inflection used

all of your tournaments are won by a non-michigan resident

every OoS tournament you fear for your life

5 to 1 stock MMs in smash 64 :denzel:

you know how free illinois is :troll:
 
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i've retired 3 times since GSS alone

also

you know someone that regularly consumes triple their daily value of calories in fast food at every meal
 

Roller

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Just follow the grime...
you know someone that regularly consumes triple their daily value of calories in fast food at every meal
LOOOOOOOOOL one of the truest of them all.

Also.

-You know :gw: is the only character in the game isn't free.

-You've been invited by Lain 20 minutes prior to a weekend long out of state trip. And gone.
 
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