Ch0zen0ne
Smash Lord
Chozen's Back.. and needs some Friendly Operating Buddys to make assist him in regaining his amazingness fux.
On that note.. you know you're Chozen when-
1. You stop letting a child run your life
2. Plarnkk has an irrational hate for you
3. You team Dashizwiz and manage to not win Inn5
4. No one knows you outside of the EastCoast
5. You say "Good Day Sir" irl
6. You say "IRL" irl
7. You can bench Husband
8. You know who Husband is
9. You think Jceasar is a type of salad
10. You think Maxxpower is an electric company
11. You play a Troll Shaman and ROB and wonder why games are so hard O_O
12. You no longer fux w/ amazingness but are cockier than Azen whom inventied smash through an immaculate conception
13. Mods stopped banning you because MD/VA is too Goodz
14. You invented the Gyro
15. You eat Gyros for breakfast
15. You make fun of greek people for eating gyros and not gyros
16. You type 15 twice because its better than sex
17. You lost your virginity before your dad
18. You've counted to infinity twice
19. When you walk outside rain you don't get wet.. [thats what females do when they see you].. the water gets Chozen
20. You make the cast of 300 look like a bunch of p*ssys.
21. You're so manly.. you can share an umbrella with another man.
feel free to add more.. if you dare.
Good Day Sirs.
On that note.. you know you're Chozen when-
1. You stop letting a child run your life
2. Plarnkk has an irrational hate for you
3. You team Dashizwiz and manage to not win Inn5
4. No one knows you outside of the EastCoast
5. You say "Good Day Sir" irl
6. You say "IRL" irl
7. You can bench Husband
8. You know who Husband is
9. You think Jceasar is a type of salad
10. You think Maxxpower is an electric company
11. You play a Troll Shaman and ROB and wonder why games are so hard O_O
12. You no longer fux w/ amazingness but are cockier than Azen whom inventied smash through an immaculate conception
13. Mods stopped banning you because MD/VA is too Goodz
14. You invented the Gyro
15. You eat Gyros for breakfast
15. You make fun of greek people for eating gyros and not gyros
16. You type 15 twice because its better than sex
17. You lost your virginity before your dad
18. You've counted to infinity twice
19. When you walk outside rain you don't get wet.. [thats what females do when they see you].. the water gets Chozen
20. You make the cast of 300 look like a bunch of p*ssys.
21. You're so manly.. you can share an umbrella with another man.
feel free to add more.. if you dare.
Good Day Sirs.
