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Playing online (wifi "With Anyone") with my cousin:
Me: "Get the <character>."
Him: "Why?"
Me: "Because I hate him."
Him: "You hate him? This person you can't even see?"
Me: "Yes..."
I felt like a fool. Honestly, hating someone because of an online video-game. *scoff* I mean, really! Who cares if he evades me throughout Temple after he gets one lucky kill and spams a taunt thinking they're too pro for me and having allied everyone else in this party I just joined, the FFA becomes a 3v1 and I'm just trying to kill this one guy? I mean, he's obviously not as good as me since he's always picking Temple or some other gimmicky stage with all the cheapest items on, playing a cheap character (say 3 Zeldas spamming Din's Fire). serenityquit
Also, it's funny when I rage when I'm trying to have a proper 1v1 "With Anyone" and cheap items keep appearing and I blame my opponent when 3 rounds later, I suddenly find I was the one with those items on High. D'oh!
Last edited by drag0nfeather; 09-03-2009 at 01:22 AM..
I was playing my sister's BF the other day in Brawl on the Mario Bros. stage. I killed him with one of those crabs and said "Look Jon, I gave you crabs!".
He plays as ZSS, and when I use G&W's uair on him, I go "Hey, how about a blow job?". Also whenever there's a Smash Ball on the screen, I make many, many, many references to tentacle rape. This is wierd because I'm a chick. =/
Other things I say when using G&W: "Suck on my manhole!" or "Suck on my meat!".
ZSS is known as "The Wh0re" or "The s|ut".
Olimar in his black costume is "African American Olimar" or "Gordan Freeman".
When my brother uses Snake's rolling attack, he shouts out: "SUPER KOPROL!!!" (in English: Super Roll!!!) I Lol'd over that when i got launched off stage, losing my last stock
Oh, also when i jumped over Pikachu and the pikachu used his thunder (it launched me into the atmosphere), i shouted out: "Note to self, use air shield when jumping over Pikachu!!!" And what happened next? I forgot my note and got thunder launched again!!!
Last edited by Trojan Donkey; 09-06-2009 at 01:55 PM..
Uh, not really what I say, but I was laughing pretty hard when I was Wolf on the Castle Fire Emblem stage, and in the part with the Black Knight in the background and the pillars, I was near the very brink of the side of the stage, I tripped, and roll backwards and died off the side XD.
so theres this meme on the internet where samus comes up to captain falcon and says, "is that all?"
and CF says, "get back in the kitchen"
so whenev we go head on wth falcon and zamus or or any other female cahracter, we always anounce, "you ready to get back in that kitchen?"
another friend of mine would always anounce, "rocks fall, everyobody dies!" when he would use kirbs down B
the first tim i landed falcos CG to death combo my friend paused the game, buried his hands in his head and just said, "no way, how is that possible! i was at 0%! ZEROOOO!"
and as for ikes counter, we always though he said "HYPHEN!"
when my buddy uses falcons up B, "falcon R@pE!"
And of course with ganons ftilt "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
me and my friends also like to make DDD's sounds when he does his
Last edited by Luster Purge; 11-03-2009 at 08:49 PM..
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