Funny Kaillera Moments that are actually funny

post ur funny kaillera moments here:

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not really funny

Funny Kaillera moment is funny.

Lol I'll take that back to prevent future flaming from ultra-sensitive north americans. In Australia, we are judgemental and proud of it . Jks, sometimes we find it humorous to be ignorant, even though we know better. Just because we say that doesn't mean its what we actually believe. I apologize on our behalf that we are sorry if we offended anyone. We know that there is nothing wrong with homosexual people and we know that that is just how some people are, and thats perfectly fine with us.

On the matter of age, I'm 18 whereas the other two I think are 14/15. We were chatting for ages about random stuff and was bored. Somehow got onto the topic of two kids getting busted for having oral sex in a school in Melbourne, and things went from there. The conversation wasn't hateful it was in the spirit of crass jocular expression.

Anyways, lets keep the topic to umm... smash bros shall we? Please dont kill me. I predict an uprising... D:

NeoKronos said:

<Dark> and i saw a gay guy
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Wow, you guys might just be flat-out ignorant *** holes.

NeoKronos said:

<Dark> and i saw a gay guy
<Dark> they r gross
<Kronos> like when ppl get mutations and become f4gs once their balls drop
<Dsc> lawl
<Dsc> cool beans
<Dark> he did gymnastics and aerobics n crap
<Kronos> fukcing f4gs
<Dsc> COOL BEANS!
<Dsc> rom u live in brisbane dont u
<Dark> and in assembly they used to hav like 8 girls dancing with short short short shorts and he was in with them
<Kronos> im not homophobic or anything i just dont like ppl who wanna poke my as$
<Dsc> LOL
<Dsc> ROFL
<Rom> lol

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are you like, 13?

I wasn't that ignorant at 13

Amazing that nothing funny has appeared yet.

Posting funny moments about Kaillera is never nearly as good as ACTUALLY BEING THERE.

my topic is a failure!

<scrub> scrub comment
<player> retort about learning to play
<scrub> insult opponent's skill
<scrub> claim that the opponent cannot win when he does whatever it is that he wins with
<player> "I don't care"/"ok"/"cool story bro"
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> ragequit

If someone posts a FUNNY kaillera moment that doesn't follow this format I will eat my hat.

half of the "funny kaillera moments" i've read on this forum are based on the fact that one person speaks (types in) broken English.

*i beat his kirby with kirby
<LULZ> gg
<LULZ> rm
<LULZ> this time dont grabso much
<LULZ> ;p
<\\Novakane//> um
<\\Novakane//> no
<\\Novakane//> how about u dont use kirby
<LULZ> i dont practice with any other character tho
<\\Novakane//> thats y usuck
<Server> P1: 4, P2: 163 lag spikes
<LULZ> i dont suck
<\\Novakane//> ....
<LULZ> im just not nerd level yet
<\\Novakane//> nerd?
<\\Novakane//> im not a nerd
<LULZ> never sedu waz
<\\Novakane//> u dont need to be a nerd to be good
<LULZ> ik
<LULZ> thats y im saying i dont suk im decent but im not no nerd
<\\Novakane//> wat does nerd have to do with it
<LULZ> sigh
<LULZ> theres suckish level
<LULZ> theres decent
<LULZ> then thers nerd
<LULZ> u get it
<\\Novakane//> not really
<LULZ> u ever play with people who r nerd
<\\Novakane//> no
<LULZ> then nvm
*i beat his kirby with luigi
<LULZ> gg
<\\Novakane//> heres some advice
<LULZ> idun need any
<\\Novakane//> dont stand at the end of the stage
<\\Novakane//> and try to suck me in
<LULZ> lol
<LULZ> y
<\\Novakane//> that wont help u win
<LULZ> it haz b4
<LULZ> trust ,e
<\\Novakane//> i guess u wanna be a noob ur whole life
<LULZ> ..?
<LULZ> cause of the way i play
<\\Novakane//> yea
<LULZ> w.e the way i play still owns people
<\\Novakane//> no one good plays like that
<LULZ> not like its terirble
<LULZ> i play people who r good
<LULZ> and i beat them
<\\Novakane//> i mean really good ppl
<LULZ> i kno a really good thgood person who stands at the end of the stage
<\\Novakane//> lol
<\\Novakane//> hes not good then
<LULZ> he sed he beat matts b4

Fireblaster said:

<scrub> scrub comment
<player> retort about learning to play
<scrub> insult opponent's skill
<scrub> claim that the opponent cannot win when he does whatever it is that he wins with
<player> "I don't care"/"ok"/"cool story bro"
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> complain about tactic
<scrub> ragequit

If someone posts a FUNNY kaillera moment that doesn't follow this format I will eat my hat.

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NovaSmash said:

Nova's post

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Nova did exactly that, only he was more aggressive.

i don't think i've ever said more to anyone in kaillera than gg/nice kill/ thanks for the advice. anything else is risking feeding the trolls.

semi funny, and not in any way word for word and it might not even have been Razell but you get the point moment:

battlecow has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]

ajajajajajajajjajjaj has joined the partyline (ping 316)

ajajajajajajajjajjaj: go

ajajajajajajajjajjaj: go

ajajajajajajajjajjaj has left the partyline

Sei <Razell> joined the partyline
Me: hey

Me: Nice

Me: gg

Me: Oh, righteous

Me: lol

Me: lol

Sei <Razell>: ds?

battlecow: p0CLOSE

battlecow: p0CLOSE

battlecow: p0CLOSE

<battlecow> has left the server (Normal Client Exit)

<battlecow> has joined the partyline!

<Novakane teh Champ> if you want to take pride in a ds win, that's ok by me

<battlecow> Stop ****ing johning you ****ing ragequitter. that was not a ****ing ds.

<Sei Razell> What the **** man?

<Sei Razell> has left the server (normal client exit)

Battlecow said:

semi funny, and not in any way word for word and it might not even have been Razell but you get the point moment:

battlecow has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]

ajajajajajajajjajjaj has joined the partyline (ping 316)

ajajajajajajajjajjaj: go

ajajajajajajajjajjaj: go

ajajajajajajajjajjaj has left the partyline

Sei <Razell> joined the partyline
Me: hey

Me: Nice

Me: gg

Me: Oh, righteous

Me: lol

Me: lol

Sei <Razell>: ds?

battlecow: p0CLOSE

battlecow: p0CLOSE

battlecow: p0CLOSE

<battlecow> has left the server (Normal Client Exit)

<battlecow> has joined the partyline!

<Novakane teh Champ> if you want to take pride in a ds win, that's ok by me

<battlecow> Stop ****ing johning you ****ing ragequitter. that was not a ****ing ds.

<Sei Razell> What the **** man?

<Sei Razell> has left the server (normal client exit)

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LOL! Poor Razell

<Karmacorruptor---> [53141]> spiciest thing canadians eat is lettuce

old quote

<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> are you streaming gay porn or something
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> wtf....
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> i don't watch gay porn noob
<Server> P1: 7, P2: 26, P3: 1, P4: 0 lag spikes
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> lmao
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> .....
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> ...........................................
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> Lets go to daroms
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> lol
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> no
<alphakit îXî> yea.. just because he makes gay porn doesn't mean that he watches it
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> ROFL
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> LOOOOL
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;I don't look, make, or watch gay porn lol
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> koro you need some ice for that burn
<alphakit îXî> i was defending you koro 0_o
<alphakit îXî> gay people must have rights
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> LMFAO
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> ok wtf is up with this lag
<¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .> lol
<alphakit îXî> yo Matt.. why is it that only gay people lag?
* Parts: ¨°PÞ-§°¨ KoRoBeNiKi .

<¨°PÞ-§°¨ MattNF> You lag. <Conker> I got one lag and thats it.

<malva·MC> so the spider crawled out and i squashed it with my thumb <malva·MC> and said "nigga"

that's actually something I might say, but if that was recently, then it's a fake malva. I only go on malva00 now

malva00 said:

that's actually something I might say, but if that was recently, then it's a fake malva. I only go on malva00 now

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Hey Isai is that you or fake malva that comes to desirees server sometimes? The australian one.

malva00 said:

that's actually something I might say, but if that was recently, then it's a fake malva. I only go on malva00 now

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that was from a long time ago

I found this pretty lolz at the time! Oh yeah and when you rip on yourself in Aus its called larrikinsm.

<asianaussie> i dislike my name.
<ciaza> My name is the best
<ciaza> Ciarán
<asianaussie> egomaniac
<Kronos> i dont have a name
<asianaussie> coolm story -----
<Kronos> its an empty viod inside of me
<asianaussie> see what i did there
<Kronos>
- asianaussie created game: Admin bot
<ciaza> i see what you did thar
* Parts: retro yoshi (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
* Parts: 1der (Reconnected)
* Joins: 1der (Ping: 0)
<asianaussie> ciaza is cool because he saw what i did thar
* Joins: retro yoshi (Ping: 0)
- 1der created game: Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
<retro yoshi> lol 1ders angry today
<asianaussie> he's ALWAYS angry
<1der> DEam is about the best name I coulda asked for.
<Kronos> its obv aa
<ciaza> Deam Lawrie is angry?
<asianaussie> dean lawrie?
<1der> Dean*
<retro yoshi> egg kill > RAGE QUIT!
<Kronos> you provoked him to open up to trolling
<1der> I actually broke my game.
<asianaussie> i killed him with an egg
<Kronos> yeah pete!!!
<asianaussie> he didn't rage quit
<Kronos> petey killed me with an egg
<asianaussie> CONSPIRACIES ARE AFOOT
<Kronos> when i was PK thundering
<asianaussie> i killed him with an egg when he fired out of a barrel
<Kronos> thunderingaringaringarginarin
<asianaussie> LEET MINDGAMES
<ciaza> I feel honoured that I am within 1ders top 15 friends on facebook
<asianaussie> 1der this means you have to demote him
<ciaza> To what?
<asianaussie> oh wait he only has 10 friends
<ciaza> 15*
<asianaussie> see what i did there?
<ciaza> No, its not funny because he actually has 15 friends
<asianaussie> i reduced your accomplishment to meaningless nothings
<Kronos> yes aa you are so smart
<Kronos> :S
<asianaussie> wow 1der you should lrn2interweb
* Parts: Fraute (Reconnected)
* Joins: Fraute (Ping: 0)
* Parts: Billy (Reconnected)
* Joins: Billy (Ping: 0)
<ciaza> And one of 1ders friends added me as a friend
<asianaussie> add EVERYBODY you can because it's COOL
<ciaza> So I feel great
<Kronos> ciaza, suck **** moar?
<asianaussie> ciaza made a friend
- Fraute created game: Unknown Game
<asianaussie> <Kronos> yes aa you are so smart
<asianaussie> <Kronos> ciaza, suck **** moar?
<asianaussie> I SEE HYPOCRISY
<Kronos> omg aa
<Kronos> out of context
<asianaussie> kthxdie
* Parts: asianaussie (<'.'<)
<Kronos> afterwasrds i went :S
<Kronos> lol!!
- Denied: Flood Control
<Kronos> RAGEQUIT!!!

AA that reminds me of little kids putting their fingers in their ears and yelling "I can't hear you lalalalalala". I see a child

<HolyQuebec> Guys i've seen legendary's picture on msn. he's what you call a ****** like seriously not a black person, really one of those typical STREET ******
<Loto> Really?
<HolyQuebec> Yeah
<ZhinShin> dude wtf thats my brother ur talking about
<HolyQuebec> oops

H0lyQuebec said:

<HolyQuebec> Guys i've seen legendary's picture on msn. he's what you call a ****** like seriously not a black person, really one of those typical STREET ******
<Loto> Really?
<HolyQuebec> Yeah
<ZhinShin> dude wtf thats my brother ur talking about
<HolyQuebec> oops

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ur a racist ******

NovaSmash said:

ur a racist ******

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ur just mad cuz im better than you with luigi mario yoshi cf ness jiggly pika fox samus dk kirby and link.

Lol you got 3-4-5 stocked with almost every char in front of frogles lololol.
Your Hero, Matts, got pwned in front of all your ****** friends too nice try ****** ******

Calm down.

killa k said:

Calm down.

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you don't have to deal everyday with him.

No wonder he was banned for months on g64.

H0lyQuebec said:

ur just mad cuz im better than you with luigi mario yoshi cf ness jiggly pika fox samus dk kirby and link.

Lol you got 3-4-5 stocked with almost every char in front of frogles lololol.
Your Hero, Matts, got pwned in front of all your ****** friends too nice try ****** ******

Edit,Not racist. BUT, I dont consider all black people as black people. Some are called like that, some are ******s but thats too much for your idiotic ****ing 12 yo brain to understand

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*flames upon flames*

H0lyQuebec said:

ur just mad cuz im better than you with luigi mario yoshi cf ness jiggly pika fox samus dk kirby and link.

Lol you got 3-4-5 stocked with almost every char in front of frogles lololol.
Your Hero, Matts, got pwned in front of all your ****** friends too nice try ****** ******

Edit,Not racist. BUT, I dont consider all black people as black people. Some are called like that, some are ******s but thats too much for your idiotic ****ing 12 yo brain to understand

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Bro, no offense or anything, and siding with Nova is the last thing I want to do, but you kind of are a racist *******. I'm just saying. Read your post again if you disagree. And yes, you're better than me with all 12 char's as well. Irrelevant to topic.

it was cool when malva made a chat and like 20 ppl joined to find out the origins of his different usernames
i dont know if it was true but it was still funny xD

You don't get it, and smart people like fireblaster and frogles understands it. Read ''description of a ''N word'', then find a picture of black person and ask me if he looks like him or not. I have black friends, i like them, I work with black people and stuff. You idiots just don't get it.

I dare you to just find an Urban Dictionary or someting, or even, just go on Wiki and read the description of N word, then go.

I didn't say that ''BLACK PEOPLE ARE ******S'', I just said that He looks like one(from the description)

Everytime you hear someone say the N word, you fuktards just go RACIST, RACISM!

Jesus christ I can't belive ya'll.

NovaSmash said:

ur a ****in racist creep who doesnt know anything about blacl ppl because u live in canada. u probably watch music videos and think u know about black ppl. ****in ****** *** cracker. u look like a ****in pedophile and u take it up the ***. also no one cares wat u think about black ppl cause ur a ****in computer nerd ****head who jacks off kiddy porn

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Btw don't you find that the one that calls me racist, calls me cracker?

H0lyQuebec said:

You don't get it, and smart people like fireblaster and frogles understands it. Read ''description of a ''N word'', then find a picture of black person and ask me if he looks like him or not. I have black friends, i like them, I work with black people and stuff. You idiots just don't get it.

I dare you to just find an Urban Dictionary or someting, or even, just go on Wiki and read the description of N word, then go.

I didn't say that ''BLACK PEOPLE ARE ******S'', I just said that He looks like one(from the description)

Everytime you hear someone say the N word, you fuktards just go RACIST, RACISM!

Jesus christ I can't belive ya'll.


Btw don't you find that the one that calls me racist, calls me cracker?

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No need to go yelling at B link like that

Battlecow said:

No need to go yelling at B link like that

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o **** forgot to quote lol. bleh u know its u =D

This is why we can't have nice things.