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I understand that there are a lot of new and upcoming players out there who want to improve and make cash in tournaments. If you're one of these new cocky guys and no one really knows you, it comes down to this: there's a really good chance that you suck, and it will be assumed so until you prove otherwise.
Don't feel bad though, there's tons of loser smashers who don't win.......anything! They're pretty much bound to suckiness. The marth player snorting salt at the food table just isn't going to cut it guys. He's about as useful as the fox player with one hand. Smashers are like any other group a people: a few winners, and a whole lot of losers.
There's also this cute new thing where people think they've improved and still kinda sorta suck. A lot of people tell me "I don't suck anymore, I've improved!" Actually, there's a good chance that you haven't improved at all! And when I beat these same people again, it verifies my statement, as I'm not a good player and I haven't really improved since 2004.
Another losing trend is the one where players see themselves in the character. Ok guys, sheik is a ninja capable of quantum leg movements, that's not you.I'm going to throw this out there but I'm going to assume that most sheik players have difficulty getting out of bed. I also fail to see why peach players become more effeminate. She's a fun character guys, she doesn't give your orientation any direction.
In conclusion, you probably overrate yourselves and your friends, and your rate of improvement is much slower than you think it is. You're not top 50 in the country (unless you really are, you guys that win more than $3000 a year from smash) and your smash career is cooked with Phailsauce and ended quicker than michael moore's porn segments. Biggen up and surpass your mediocre wackass ways and actually get better.
Don't feel bad though, there's tons of loser smashers who don't win.......anything! They're pretty much bound to suckiness. The marth player snorting salt at the food table just isn't going to cut it guys. He's about as useful as the fox player with one hand. Smashers are like any other group a people: a few winners, and a whole lot of losers.
There's also this cute new thing where people think they've improved and still kinda sorta suck. A lot of people tell me "I don't suck anymore, I've improved!" Actually, there's a good chance that you haven't improved at all! And when I beat these same people again, it verifies my statement, as I'm not a good player and I haven't really improved since 2004.
Another losing trend is the one where players see themselves in the character. Ok guys, sheik is a ninja capable of quantum leg movements, that's not you.I'm going to throw this out there but I'm going to assume that most sheik players have difficulty getting out of bed. I also fail to see why peach players become more effeminate. She's a fun character guys, she doesn't give your orientation any direction.
In conclusion, you probably overrate yourselves and your friends, and your rate of improvement is much slower than you think it is. You're not top 50 in the country (unless you really are, you guys that win more than $3000 a year from smash) and your smash career is cooked with Phailsauce and ended quicker than michael moore's porn segments. Biggen up and surpass your mediocre wackass ways and actually get better.
