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Black Waltz
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lol, a calculator? was it like a modded TI-83 with 10 pounds of accesories attached to it or something?
IceWallz
Smash Rookie
I fell down some stairs and cracked my head open, but I only got a few stitches.
slave1
Smash Lord
i ran across a bunch of ross bushed lying on the ground, with bare feet. that hurt alot. and i couldnt see them because it was night.
Nicolette
Smash Apprentice
Hit a hurdle, fell, went to protect my face, elbow got in the way.
Dislocation.
The bones in my arm were like X shaped
Not fun
Dislocation.
The bones in my arm were like X shaped
Not fun
one time at soccer camp a soccer ball hit me in the head and a blacked out for three days
I got hit in the face with a soccer ball once when I played back in middle school. I didn't black out for three days, but I had a hexagon on my face for a week.
I've broken my arm twice, and I've stepped on a nail. Not fun =\ Luckily I was young so it wasn't as big a deal.
Pluvia's other account
Smash Master
one time at band camp a trumpet hit me in the head and a blacked out for three days
OffTheChain
Smash Ace
Stepped on a nail, went right through my foot.
AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin'
Smash Journeyman
Fell off a 16 foot boulder, broke my leg. Good news is, my friend's neighbor is a bone doctor.
Bad news is, he's bad at carrying people to safety.
Good news is the 3 falls on the way to the car didn't hurt that bad.
Bad news is the bone ended up resetting wrong so they had to re-break it and put in screws and plates.
Good news is I got to keep the screws and plates when they took them back out (which were a real hit with the ladies).
Bad news is, he's bad at carrying people to safety.
Good news is the 3 falls on the way to the car didn't hurt that bad.
Bad news is the bone ended up resetting wrong so they had to re-break it and put in screws and plates.
Good news is I got to keep the screws and plates when they took them back out (which were a real hit with the ladies).
1) When I was a kid my mom put glue in my eye because she thought it was my eye drops.
2) I got hit in the same eye with a football. It was black for like a week.
3) A piece of metal was stuck in my eye. I had to get a shot in my eye also. =(
4) I was cooking Ramen Noodles =D... and while I was picking up the pot...it dropped on my hand and all the juice was on my hand and I got a 3rd degree burn. I had an ugly scar...it's still there til this day but not noticeable.
Most of my injuries were with my eyes, but God has been with me....
2) I got hit in the same eye with a football. It was black for like a week.
3) A piece of metal was stuck in my eye. I had to get a shot in my eye also. =(
4) I was cooking Ramen Noodles =D... and while I was picking up the pot...it dropped on my hand and all the juice was on my hand and I got a 3rd degree burn. I had an ugly scar...it's still there til this day but not noticeable.
Most of my injuries were with my eyes, but God has been with me....
Gerudo Warrior
Smash Master
Wow envy you have been through some serious ****. Glad to see you are alright! (
i haven't had any bad ones. acouple months ago i snapped my collarbone in half. 2 weeks off school and a some pain. nothing really serious.
i haven't had any bad ones. acouple months ago i snapped my collarbone in half. 2 weeks off school and a some pain. nothing really serious.
omfgomfg
Smash Lord
have a scar on my knee no stitches
not that big maybe 4 millimeters high 2 millimeter across
not that big maybe 4 millimeters high 2 millimeter across
F8AL
Banned via Warnings
I once sprained both of my arms while weight lifting too much in gym class.
arrowhead
Smash Ace
loloololol
i never got seriously injured. the worst i can remember is uh when i fell on my head and bled about a drop
Out of the many injuries I had playing football, The worst was the time I had a buckle fracture on my hand. The bone completly broke in half and it was sticking out. It looked like there was a baseball inside my hand. It took about two months to recover.
Vicious Delicious
tetigit destruens
Rode an ATV/4-wheeler once. Turned a corner, flipped on something, the thing landed on my knee. I don't remember the exact injury report (I was 10), but I remember having to wear a knee and leg brace for a couple months. It's all good now, but it pops a lot and gets watery sometimes. 
Cygnus V Arcana
Smash Apprentice
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One time when I was 7, I tried to hit a ramp full speed on my bike and landed wrong, I blacked out but from what my dad told me I slid face first on the asphalt for about 4 feet.
I pretty much scraped off half my face, but years down the road, I come to find out all I did was give myself amateur Micro Dermabrasion haha
it was crazy and I looked like Two Face for like a month
I pretty much scraped off half my face, but years down the road, I come to find out all I did was give myself amateur Micro Dermabrasion haha
it was crazy and I looked like Two Face for like a month
one time at culinary camp a burger hit me in the head and a blacked out for three days
OnyxVulpine
Smash Champion
I didn't have much.
I remember I was standing on a wall once, my friend's sister ran at me and pushed me. I tripped and was going face first.. I... (LOL) tried to recover and grabbed the wall and slammed my face on the wall, swollen for a while..
Another time when I was even younger I was riding down the hill on my bike, I took a turn, hit gravel.. Slid on my side and scraped up my hip and there was this raw pink spot on my arm, still have a scar.
-Onyx
I remember I was standing on a wall once, my friend's sister ran at me and pushed me. I tripped and was going face first.. I... (LOL) tried to recover and grabbed the wall and slammed my face on the wall, swollen for a while..
Another time when I was even younger I was riding down the hill on my bike, I took a turn, hit gravel.. Slid on my side and scraped up my hip and there was this raw pink spot on my arm, still have a scar.
-Onyx
when i was younger i rode on my cousin's motor scooter and a tree hit me in the head. (crashed) i blacked out for three days. not really it was like a few hours but i had a swollen forehead. i looked pretty funny.
another time i was on a dirt hill and my older sister threw a rock at me. i tried to dodge it and it still hit me and i went backwards. my back was cut by a old barbed wire fence. i went down the hill rolling on a the dirt and fell. it was painful.
i can't remember other things.
another time i was on a dirt hill and my older sister threw a rock at me. i tried to dodge it and it still hit me and i went backwards. my back was cut by a old barbed wire fence. i went down the hill rolling on a the dirt and fell. it was painful.
i can't remember other things.
i was riding my dad's recumbant bike (its an incline bicycle), and although its not intended for racing, if you lift your butt in the air and brace your shoulders against the seat you can alternatively "leg press" the **** out of it, and get some great speed...i remeber peaking at 35 mph when starting having trouble balancing (the handlebars are underneath the seat. yes its a wierd/awesome bike) and the bike starting making increasingly violent sizzles left-right-left, til it totally shot side ways and i was lauched off in the air and bounce-rolled on the road a lil bit. Initially with shock, you don't feel pain always immediately, but i knew i was hurt bad...so i lied there a few seconds to recollect my thoughts and decided to give myself a lil test-recovery... *tried to get up...make it about 6 inches then collapsed back down to the ground* and i remembering thinking to myself at that moment 'yea, your ****ed'
I was scraped and bleeding random places with a sprained ankle and fractured wrist. So i actually just chilled there on the ground motionless for probably a minute til a someone in a passing car got out to help me.
Injury wise, thats the worst i've been beatup...but i'd take that ANY day over the TORMENT of the ear infections i used to get when i was younger. Made me pray for death.
I was scraped and bleeding random places with a sprained ankle and fractured wrist. So i actually just chilled there on the ground motionless for probably a minute til a someone in a passing car got out to help me.
Injury wise, thats the worst i've been beatup...but i'd take that ANY day over the TORMENT of the ear infections i used to get when i was younger. Made me pray for death.
Jacobcc
Smash Journeyman
I had a pretty bad injury about a year ago. I was in school and i decided to jump across metal fencing to get to our PE/Sports feild before anyone else, what i didn't know was that the fence was broken! so as soon as i climbed over the fence, part of my skin hooked on a peice of broken metal! it ripped the skin completely of my body from my knee all the way down to the bottom half of my shin (almost near my ankle) my clothes were torn to peices and my blood was pouring and oozing from my left leg like in one of Quentin Tarantino's movies! as i hit the floor i was in so much pain it was unbearable to look. All i knew was that my leg was carved up like a peice of Turkey on Christmas Day!!!
MASAHIROx
Smash Lord
I've broke my right arm once and my left arm twice. I've broke my big toe, a couple fingers and I've been in the urgent care center more times than i can remember. Ive also gotten stitches in my forehead, elbow, knee and forearm. I was a very 'active' child that thought my body could do anything. I've almost died a couple times.
Grandeza
Smash Master
I hit my forehead on the wood part of my bed lol and I got a few stitches nothing that bad.
Vinnie275
Smash Master
I bombed Booyah Hill (Keubler Boulevard South right in front of Sprauge HS) on a popsicle stick skateboard with 50 mm hard wheels.
I don't remember much after the 45 mph mark except running from an ambulance so that I wouldn't have 900+ medical bills
I do remember my fantastic bloody adventure quest in search of painkillers.
First! Circle K for a 40oz beer. First time not getting carded, probably because I looked like a zombie.
Second-Fifth! Illegal painkillers that I won't mention in a public place
Anyway almost 8 months later and my wrist is still broken, I am now right handed.
I don't remember much after the 45 mph mark except running from an ambulance so that I wouldn't have 900+ medical bills
I do remember my fantastic bloody adventure quest in search of painkillers.
First! Circle K for a 40oz beer. First time not getting carded, probably because I looked like a zombie.
Second-Fifth! Illegal painkillers that I won't mention in a public place
Anyway almost 8 months later and my wrist is still broken, I am now right handed.
graves
Smash Journeyman
when i was around 7 i tripped on my scooter and broke my nose and another time when i was ten i broke my arm.
When I was around one, I was starting to walk with this thing with wheels that I could roll myself around with. My sister opened the door for me and I rolled right out down the concrete steps outside of my house.
Then, when I was four, I was having a race with my sister and she tripped me, sending me headlong in to the stone corner of a doorway. They took me to the hospital and glued my head back together or something.
Never broken a bone, though.
Then, when I was four, I was having a race with my sister and she tripped me, sending me headlong in to the stone corner of a doorway. They took me to the hospital and glued my head back together or something.
Never broken a bone, though.
notftomearth7
Smash Lord
Broke both legs after a bad watersking wipeout.
holy ****, hardcore :O
Smash_Gigas
Smash Lord
Nearly (idk if I did) broke a finger trying to halt someone twice my size in football....
Either that, or having a piece of my ear bit off a dog when I was about... 6 or 8.
Either that, or having a piece of my ear bit off a dog when I was about... 6 or 8.
CodaBear17
Smash Journeyman
Welp when I was in Kinder....I had a backpack over my head and I was running lol I ran into a pole and had to get stitches on my eyebrow...and then when I was 2nd I was stung by a bee and had a realllly bab alergic reaction....on to the 5th grade I was walking to school I was walking through an ally and the Rott came out of no where and I was attacked by it. I was bitten on my right hand on my palm and the top of my hand...on my left arm in a few places and my leg just inches away from a bad place lol I had to get stitches on my palm...And then in the 9th grade I got a concussion playing softball lol=)
Kips
Smash Ace
I was messing around at the age of twelve and I fell off of an unfinished balcony twenty feet above a concrete walkway. I broke both of my legs, one arm, my skull was cracked in multiple places and fractured several ribs. I ended up needing half a year in a hospital for physical therapy.
Zombie Lucille Ball
Smash Master
I did that too, only I was just standing there (on roller skates) and fell and tried to brace myself but dislocated my elbow.Hit a hurdle, fell, went to protect my face, elbow got in the way.
Dislocation.
The bones in my arm were like X shaped
Not fun
Sucked so friggin bad.
Bassoonist
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I broke my finger with a block. It wasn't a toy block, but it was still stupid.
I also fell around 5 feet on my head when I was really little. -_- Yeah people make the joke "Were you dropped on your head as a baby?" and I don't find it funny. >_>
I also fell around 5 feet on my head when I was really little. -_- Yeah people make the joke "Were you dropped on your head as a baby?" and I don't find it funny. >_>
Teebs
Smash Champion
I believe my worst injury was a broken toe that I recieved from a suitcase in Australia when I was 17. Yeah, it's not so bad, but that was my first broken bone. OK, maybe that's not my worst.
Here's my worst: A 5-iron into the corner of my head from my cousin. Left a 1" wide gash, that went about 1.5cm deep. Luckilly, I only had a light concussion.
Here's my worst: A 5-iron into the corner of my head from my cousin. Left a 1" wide gash, that went about 1.5cm deep. Luckilly, I only had a light concussion.