The Truth About Toon Link Thread.

COEY · 02-11-2008, 06:31 PM

Toon link is an absolute beast, he kicks more *** than every char in brawl combined. He just creams all over his counterpart and destroys the rest of the cast. I mean it's like a 100m race and Toony starts on the finish line. His stare makes grown men weap, his sword is so sharp it can kill a man without even coming in contact with him. When Sakurai put him in the game at first it was more than it could handle and subsequently exploded thus causing a delay in Brawls release date, this caused Sakurai to have to put him in without cel-shading and even this caused problems putting back the release date back once again. You might have thought it would have been better to just leave him out if he caused said problems, but before his addition the game was to be named Super Smash Bro's Farce. Not only does his lightning speed make even Captain Falcon blush, i am told the tip of his sword is made from fragments of Falcons knee. In short not only does he **** on every other character in Brawl but he isn't even old enough to realise the carnage and destruction that he causes real long term effects yet, though i'm sure once matured he wouldn't care about such 'trivial' matters as he cares not for his victims be they women or children.

Discuss.

KangKyu · 02-11-2008, 06:39 PM

You should have put this in the Support thread =/
I like it but many people (thinking they are mature) will flame you for the overdramatizing...
But nice to see someone with the same spirit as me.

COEY · 02-11-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KangKyu

You should have put this in the Support thread =/
I like it but many people (thinking they are mature) will flame you for the overdramatizing...
But nice to see someone with the same spirit as me.

Lol yea maybe but i thought this topic was important enough to deserve it's own thread. This thread is just really a joke but i would like for people to give their views on the matter and maybe to come up with some more 'truth'. And as for flaming that's gonna happen with every thread that someone admits to liking a character above an other, and actually it happens in most threads are about that too.

ISeeTheLight · 02-11-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COEY

Toon link is an absolute beast, he kicks more *** than every char in brawl combined. He just creams all over his counterpart and destroys the rest of the cast. I mean it's like a 100m race and Toony starts on the finish line. His stare makes grown men weap, his sword is so sharp it can kill a man without even coming in contact with him. When Sakurai put him in the game at first it was more than it could handle and subsequently exploded thus causing a delay in Brawls release date, this caused Sakurai to have to put him in without cel-shading and even this caused problems putting back the release date back once again. You might have thought it would have been better to just leave him out if he caused said problems, but before his addition the game was to be named Super Smash Bro's Farce. Not only does his lightning speed make even Captain Falcon blush, i am told the tip of his sword is made from fragments of Falcons knee. In short not only does he **** on every other character in Brawl but he isn't even old enough to realise the carnage and destruction that he causes real long term effects yet, though i'm sure once matured he wouldn't care about such 'trivial' matters as he cares not for his victims be they women or children.

Discuss.

Which is why I can't wait to overload my wii playing as him

BloodBowler · 02-11-2008, 06:49 PM

Let's face it. You're British. You're made of win.

C03YKing all the way.

Kizzu-kun · 02-11-2008, 06:50 PM

Haha xD~
This is ****ing hilarious.

craiigg · 02-11-2008, 09:16 PM

also toon links smokes. and he's like 7.

epic kid

2007 · 02-12-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COEY

Toon link is an absolute beast, he kicks more *** than every char in brawl combined. He just creams all over his counterpart and destroys the rest of the cast. I mean it's like a 100m race and Toony starts on the finish line. His stare makes grown men weap, his sword is so sharp it can kill a man without even coming in contact with him. When Sakurai put him in the game at first it was more than it could handle and subsequently exploded thus causing a delay in Brawls release date, this caused Sakurai to have to put him in without cel-shading and even this caused problems putting back the release date back once again. You might have thought it would have been better to just leave him out if he caused said problems, but before his addition the game was to be named Super Smash Bro's Farce. Not only does his lightning speed make even Captain Falcon blush, i am told the tip of his sword is made from fragments of Falcons knee. In short not only does he **** on every other character in Brawl but he isn't even old enough to realise the carnage and destruction that he causes real long term effects yet, though i'm sure once matured he wouldn't care about such 'trivial' matters as he cares not for his victims be they women or children.

Discuss.

you sir, win the internet.

=2007=