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Manliness Discussion #36! Captain Falcon

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Saved the toughest one for last eh Steel?

The only matchup where you step in and really feel helpless. 99:1 CF. There is always a slight chance he slips into three fully charged tipper shield breakers.

75:25 Marth

Do I really need to explain?
 
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This matchup is super epic, it's like a clash between the two epitome of manhood. But of course Marth comes out on top :D
 
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I'm turning this into a manliness discussion

Marth or CF? And what is your reasoning?
 
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Hmmm I say Marth.
He wears a tiara and still destroys. CF has the hardest nipples in Brawl, we all know that.
But he just can't rep like Marth. :)
 
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lmao, wheres that one topic explaining what happens if Marth's manhood is uncovered by removing his tiara? It was t3h epicness
 
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I feel I must vote for Captain Falcon, as far as manliness is concerned.



I mean, the guy's day job is Bounty Hunting, and his hobby is driving a badass car at ridiculous speeds.



That's just manly.
 
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Blackbelt said:
I feel I must vote for Captain Falcon, as far as manliness is concerned.



I mean, the guy's day job is Bounty Hunting, and his hobby is driving a badass car at ridiculous speeds.



That's just manly.
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Did CF marry a hot princess?

Does CF have a tiara which is so feminine that it's actually manly?

Marth wins 65:35 imo.
 
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Blackbelt said:
I feel I must vote for Captain Falcon, as far as manliness is concerned.



I mean, the guy's day job is Bounty Hunting, and his hobby is driving a badass car at ridiculous speeds.



That's just manly.
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Leave... Now
 
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Marth in last place!? The fail that video contains is extremely epic.
 
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Steel2nd said:
Did CF marry a hot princess?

Does CF have a tiara which is so feminine that it's actually manly?

Marth wins 65:35 imo.
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The Tiara is a trick to make people think it's there make hide his manliness.


He's compensating.



And marry the Princess is only manly if you're not royalty. Marth is royalty, so the manliness is nulled.
 
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I just wanted to give Falcon some support, because I'm sure nobody else was going to except the guy who said something about his erect nipples that are hard as stone. Also he's probably Chuck Norris in disguise and probably does have rocks for nipples.
 
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Mumble said:
I bet Marth's Falcon Punch is more manly than CF's.
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Except that if Marth had a Falcon Punch, the sheer force of awesome would tear his arm apart from the inside. Only Falcon has the manpower to handle it. Even the tiara can't save Marth from this one, guys.

And yes, Falcon is manlier than Marth. Not by much, and Marth easily beats out everyone else. Ganondorf, Snake, Ike, they all know who the men are.
 
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IIRC, Marth's tiara of manliness attack comes out on frame 4. CF's nipples of steel comes out one frame quicker, frame 3. However the nipples of steel are slightly more punishable. This is one of the more difficult matchpus we've had to discuss.
 
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Seriously....you want to take captain falcons manliness away? What will he have then...

No no no this is all wrong. Marth has a 75:25 match up advantage against captain falcon.

But in terms of manliness........95:05 captain falcon......
 
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Marth is a woman because he's lighter than every single female character in Melee except Jigglypuff.
 
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Blackbelt said:
The Tiara is a trick to make people think it's there make hide his manliness.


He's compensating.



And marry the Princess is only manly if you're not royalty. Marth is royalty, so the manliness is nulled.
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Discolicious said:
99.99999:0.00001 for CF sorry guys who wears a tiara?
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Blackbelt said:
I feel I must vote for Captain Falcon, as far as manliness is concerned.



I mean, the guy's day job is Bounty Hunting, and his hobby is driving a badass car at ridiculous speeds.



That's just manly.
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This is dedicated to all the haters I just quoted.
 
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