no johns bi weeklies 12/27 results!!! DRAFT CREW VIDS IN FIRST POST

ok full results

1 RENO
2 Eggm
3 HBK
4 jigglymaster
5 g$
5 scar
7 hax
7 hazz
9 nintendude
9 lite
9 xyt
9 swiftbass
13 alukard
13 vex
13 canismash
13 dc
17 trademark
17 mikemoney
17 preq
17 scope
17 tuna
17 prog
17 zach
25 logik
25 xzax



CREW BATTLE

PART 1 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=gpghfD1XAWo
PART 2 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=bITPxYR963Q
PART 3 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=SW4QHOUyZFQ&feature=channel_page
PART 4 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=6L9ClgdT-e4&feature=channel_page
PART 5 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=r_J477NEaiY&feature=channel_page
PART 6 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=iynFvbpT1Io&feature=channel_page
PART 7 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8psOV65sE&feature=channel_page

omfg get at our crew battle ... always when we dont have a mic to record commentary the **** talk is epic lol

shout outs tmr when i get my voice back and i'm not dizzy from all the energy i used today >_> thanks everyone for coming again ... sry for holding it for so long again ... but i'm too nice =\

but 100% hax and g$ and hazz dont have the call in i'm almost there option anymore ... i'm sry again =[

felt good to be on the east coast again.


*insert technical difficulties johns*

I could say that I wish i played better(especially in crws), but wishing is for losers.

scar; good **** as ususal, i thought u were gonna hax combo ur way to victory against reno
reno/gmoney; wtf you guys got good dumb fast. sry i let you down reno. I shouldve said that i wanted to face nintendude on the counterpick, I probly would done better, but w/e. (if it aint chu / wobbles its done XD) i shouldve suckedit up and done better anyways =(
alu; **** the owner of the venue is mad coolf or letting us be loud and ****. i didnt know u played shiek. its like ery time i face you, u got a new char. i love that.
hax; crews.......that is all
gmoney; nice job in crews
vanz; thx for teaming with shiek, usually I team with him but when eggmaster is around i team with him, in the case jman/reik/cactuar isnt around.
jfox; it was good seeing you for that hot second
vex; nice job in crews.....xzax called you bombsoldier lol
xzax; nice meeting more PA brethren
HBK; you have convinced me to never pick a non-neutral again. thats the first time in a while a game 3 gay pick worked against me nice job
hazz; wtf you got alot better since the last tiem i saw you too. **** Atlantic north holdin it down.
news guys; yo play more friendlies, yea u might get ***** but u have to take your licks somewhere down the line. friendlies at tourneys(especially this tourney since they dun kick us out) are crucial for improvment.

1 RENO good **** ... a much deserved win ... FINALLY N!GGA
2 Eggm good **** ... u always place ... so no finally n!gga for u lol
3 HBK ur amazing ... always make me want to play marth again >.>
4 jigglymaster sheesh i didn't kno u could move like that with bairs ... gooo nj ?
5 g$ let that soul glow from that afro ____ lol
5 scar I LOVE YOU lol ... more friendlies please ... but dont look like u sandbaggin cuz i will ^_-
7 hax mista aziz ... lmao at the pokeman talk during pizza time ^_^
7 hazz good **** ... we should have talked in the car ride back those talks are always epic !!! also good **** in doubles lol
9 nintendude good **** ... i haven't played ic's in a while ... we should MM ... after all i beat chu at pound 3 i should b able to take nintendude right?? ^_- GG's bro
9 lite dam yo 9 years old and u placed better then me lol good **** dominicano
9 xyt awesome guy ... nice meeting u ^_^ ... good **** in doubles
9 swiftbass ahhhh our set was super close ... and fun ^_^ GG's man ... sry for the wait and it was ur first no johns bi weekly ... where uhhh ... u get to warm up super warm then play tourney lololol ... EAST COAST!!!
13 alukard STOP CHOKING U BUM!!!! =]
13 vex good **** ... get at me for making fun of ur laptop lololol
13 canismash steve!!!!! told u pressure aint **** ... 3 stock comeback vs that falco on green greens ... GOOD ****! =]
13 dc nice seeing u ... i'm sooo happy u found ue wallet cuz i really dont want my tournies to turn into we2steal lol ... anyway relax in crews i kno u could have been killed G$ ... take the screaming as a laugh ... i kno its coming from someone who sd'd twice lmfaooo
17 trademark i love you lol ... gg's when did u learn fox WTF!!! also guitar hero lmfaoooo too good
17 mikemoney good ****ing **** in crews son ... and u didn't wanna play ... " IMA HAVE TO SEED THIS *****!"
17 preq thanks for coming ... PLAY FRIENDLIES
17 scope thanks for coming ... PLAY FRIENDLIES ... i saw u playing against 3 foxes on FD ... that wont help play people even if u lose 100 times ... practice = perfect
17 tuna thanks for coming ... PLAY FRIENDLIES
17 prog lmfao at the falcon punch man ... also "HANCOCK" lmfaooo that was hilarious
17 zach thanks for coming ... PLAY FRIENDLIES ^_^
25 logik no johns lol ... also i hope u got home man lol ... step that ganon up
25 xzax thanks for coming guy ... at first u thought the tourney was going to suck huh ... but then the crew battle is wat makes everything a happy time ^_^ no johns bi weekly crews FTW!!!

thanks everyone for making it out =]

vids vids vids!

Hey, this is Zach. Thanks for putting this thing together, Alukard. It got started a little late but everything ran smoothly once things got underway.

This was pretty much my first real tourney, so I wasn't expecting to place very well. Can't believe how good all of you are. I thought I had just gotten a bad seed last night, but looking at the brackets now I think I would have gotten wrecked no matter where I started. In both rounds against DJ (lite) I got off to a solid start and then he broke me down with smart, methodical play. Wish I had played better against Scar, but I didn't get thrashed quite as hard as I thought I would; maybe you were just being nice . Thank you hax for delaying my beating and giving us a couple falcon three-for-alls.

Watching the other bracket matches was great. I got to see Eggm's tense winner's bracket sets against G$, reno, and hbk. Awesome stuff.

Anyways, was happy to lose my money to you guys. Hopefully I will be able to attend another one of these sometime in the future. Will try to get in more friendlies next time for sure.

Thanks again.

haha good stuff reno

Jigglypuff is so gay LMAO.

No doubles?

aww were ganondorf no magus......ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1 RENO- Good **** dude, sheik is soo gay XD
2 Eggm- .....nice job as usual
3 HBK- your mad cool, and a great crew captain
4 jigglymaster- wow, your the coolest smasher lolol it was mad fun talking after the tourny.
5 g$- good **** in crews, you took out almost 2 ppl!
5 scar- thanks for the ride bro, i cant wait to play you over the break
7 hax- lol young smashers ftw, trust me ill get better XD and yes i do play brawl
7 hazz- good ****, lol it was fun talking with you
9 nintendude- nice iceies, your mad good and chill
9 lite- lol u ***** in crews lol 3-2-1 GRAB lol good stuff
9 xyt- nice sheik >.> pa ftw
9 swiftbass- thanks bro, it was cool meeting ya
13 alukard- OMFG ARE CREW IS BEAST AND YOUR FAWKEN COOL AS **** LOL
13 vex- eh your my cousin you gay falco
13 canismash- good stuff steve lol ill see you in philly
13 dc- ill get you next time, fear teh doc.
17 trademark- hi good stuff in teams
17 mikemoney- fun fun in friendlies XD
17 scope- fun in friendlies, practice more
17 prog- grrr hopefully ill play u in philly
17 zach- i played ur ganon in friendlies.
25 logik- lol we both got the worst in the tourny but its all good XD

wtf i rly thought dapuffster (jigglymaster) went to this and did awesome. then i found out it was vanz. there was no way (for ppl who didnt go) to tell that it was vanz. its one thing to enter under a differ name (which is still stupid), but to enter as someone else from the area? come on.... seriously. why do ppl need to not enter under their name.

ChiboSempai said:

wtf i rly thought dapuffster (jigglymaster) went to this and did awesome. then i found out it was vanz. there was no way (for ppl who didnt go) to tell that it was vanz. its one thing to enter under a differ name (which is still stupid), but to enter as someone else from the area? come on.... seriously. why do ppl need to not enter under their name.

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i dont kno either ... for ****s and giggles i guess ... but its really not that big of a deal IMO

vanz and dj both requested me to put their names as that ... so i mean i dont care and if they dont care ... thats that lol

1 RENO: hmmmm you're bad at this game, and a horrible person, and asain o.O!
2 Eggm: hmmm no MM = /
3 HBK: During crews: "Take him out! I wanna play!" lol
4 jigglymaster: Thanks for teamin : D! We should have at least got 3rd = /.. Sorry for the Brintsar mishap = /
5 g$: CLEAR!
5 scar: FAALLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOONNN PUNNNNCH.
7 hax: Match Starts -> air dodge off stage @_@).... Oh, and nice hax combo : D
7 hazz: hmmmmm.... mindgames.... you has them..
9 nintendude: Target test madness haha. i didnt get to play you = /
9 lite: fo....forward smash........
9 swiftbass: Still my hero Tim lol you'll get em next time XD
13 alukard: Fun tournament! We'll get some friendlies in next time : D
13 vex: Mathos.. not Bombsoldier..
13 canismash: yes, yes you can.
13 dc: Captain Falcon looks like a super hero? @_@)..
17 trademark: Thanks for the Ride!! Good times !
17 mikemoney: I should pack my own lunch too.. hehe see ya around : P
17 prog: FAALLLLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOONNN PUNNNNCH.
25 logik: you let your crew down = / you only had like 7 more stocks to go you know = /
25 xzax: fun games haha get a sheik counter XD NO JOHNS!

Doyoung: Thanks for driving man : D always a pleasure! I'm ****** your garbage fox next time ^-')
Jfox: more friendlies next time : D

KDJ would have won.

1 RENO - good stuff, congrats
2 Eggm - alliance all day.
4 jigglymaster - tatsunoko. next time.
5 g$ - good stuff as always
5 scar - you broke my jaw and the jaw of my 3rd born. you're the rock, i'm la parka. was our match the trailer for IKM3?
7 hax - kid needs penicillin, he's sick. you ate all my dunkaroos?
7 hazz - always a pleasure
9 nintendude - break the targets. wtf.
9 lite - super mario rpg, all day.
9 xyt - good set, gotta do it again sometime
13 alukard - great tourney again, learned a lot from you in our friendlies
13 vex - 7-1 in RPS friendlies, but in tourney sets, i'm up 2-1. get at me.
13 canismash - kids had marshmallows and sleeping bags, singing around a fire and getting merit badges. wtf at my windows.
17 trademark - i ain't never seen no turnips do that before. good stuff.
17 mikemoney - you need to go on national geographic, you're a beast.
17 prog - REMEMBER WHEN BRANDY KILLED THAT GIRL WHEN SHE WAS DRIVING BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE WHEN SCAR HIT YOU IN THE FACE
25 xzax - keep working kid

All iln all, good stuff, good fun, whoever ate all my dunkaroos, I will hunt you down with Kangaroo Jack and Crocodile Dundee.

xyt said:

1 Reno: Hmmmm You're Bad At This Game, And A Horrible Person, And Asain O.o!
2 Eggm: Hmmm No Mm = /
3 Hbk: During Crews: "take Him Out! I Wanna Play!" Lol
4 Jigglymaster: Thanks For Teamin : D! We Should Have At Least Got 3rd = /.. Sorry For The Brintsar Mishap = /
5 G$: Clear!
5 Scar: Faallllllllllllcooooooonnn Punnnnch.
7 Hax: Match Starts -> Air Dodge Off Stage @_@).... Oh, And Nice Hax Combo : D
7 Hazz: Hmmmmm.... Mindgames.... You Has Them..
9 Nintendude: Target Test Madness Haha. I Didnt Get To Play You = /
9 Lite: Fo....forward Smash........
9 Swiftbass: Still My Hero Tim Lol You'll Get Em Next Time Xd
13 Alukard: Fun Tournament! We'll Get Some Friendlies In Next Time : D
13 Vex: Mathos.. Not Bombsoldier..
13 Canismash: Yes, Yes You Can.
13 Dc: Captain Falcon Looks Like A Super Hero? @_@)..
17 Trademark: Thanks For The Ride!! Good Times !
17 Mikemoney: I Should Pack My Own Lunch Too.. Hehe See Ya Around : P
17 Prog: Faallllllllllllcooooooonnn Punnnnch.
25 Logik: You Let Your Crew Down = / You Only Had Like 7 More Stocks To Go You Know = /
25 Xzax: Fun Games Haha Get A Sheik Counter Xd No Johns!

Doyoung: Thanks For Driving Man : D Always A Pleasure! I'm ****** Your Garbage Fox Next Time ^-')
Jfox: More Friendlies Next Time : D

Kdj Would Have Won.

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Pictures Man Please!!!! =]

1 RENO - i'm so proud of you *tear*
2 Eggm - i couldnt stay over noooo
3 HBK - how the *** did u do two tippers into invisible ceilings? mad gay
4 jigglymaster - lol. good stuff. its nice when we actually get to play
5 g$ - f yo marf ******
5 scar - downsmash is gay
7 hax - you jus HAD to get revenge in singles didnt you
7 hazz - i only played u once
9 nintendude - smash 64 lulz
9 lite - always cute
9 xyt - sexy nails 3?!
9 swiftbass - always lulz
13 alukard - ******* need to get up on guitar hero son good stuff in tourney
13 vex - good stuff in crews
13 canismash - jump over them next time
13 dc - good friendlies
17 trademark - sexy
17 mikemoney - ct = peach country
17 preq - i kno i played u at some point but who were u?
17 scope - good friendlies n teams
17 tuna - same as preq
17 prog - lol cornerias gay
17 zach - same as tuna
25 logik - punch that ****
25 xzax - good stuff in crews. djn ish

props to whoever that marth was. grats on comin out to ur first tourney

also post dbls results cuz dbl peach is gay

1 RENO - **** Sheik. **** her to hell. Congrats man =)
2 Eggm - OH GOD! Shine kills off the top make me a sad panda.
3 HBK - I got like, 80 Ganon combos off you, and didn't win a single match.
4 jigglymaster - Stop camping bairs. Really. Leave that to Hungrybox. Oh and thanks a bunch for the directions home and BK food!
5 g$ - I had to fight you first. WHY?!?!
5 scar - I really hate and love the fact that you can win against me with only knees. And talking in the back of the venue is awesome.
7 hax - Mah n!99@. I pulled the most epic mindgames when I just sat there and you were like, " Wassup... OH **** LOGIK!"
7 hazz - See how I placed? Tell me I'm good now. Lol. Westchester all day son.
9 nintendude - You wrecked me in 64. And thanks a ton for having the patience to deal with my getting home situation.
9 lite - Stop being so good. Save some mindgames for the rest of us. And you deserve the title of " Most Chill" smasher.
9 xyt - Yeah. 7 stocks was manageable, but I kinda didn't care any more. Once I saw everyone getting up and stuff, I was like whats the point.
9 swiftbass - I didn't get and matches cept those 3 teams matches. Good **** thou.
13 alukard - No more Samus? Shame.
13 vex - Needz moar lazorz
13 canismash - Camp moar. It helps to rack up percent. You should try it sometimes.
13 dc - I can't thank you enough for the ride, man. Really, that saved my ***. Good matches too. I had to pick Marth against DK. Had to.
17 trademark - I didn't play you, didn't talk to you, all I know is, you play a mean Peach. Good ****.
17 mikemoney - Fox player, meh. J/k. Didn't get to talk to you much, nor play you. Maybe next time. =)
17 tuna - Good ****. Idk why I went Falcon. I should have went Ganon.
17 prog -OMG! TvC IS SOOO GOOOD! And Falcon dittos make the day brighter.
17 zach - Good matches in the beginning =) Where'd you guys go thou? you just, left.
25 logik -WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! TIED FOR LAST?!?! AND THEN YOU SUCK IN CREWS!!?!? THEN YOU DO WELL IS FRIENDLIES!?!? You make me sick.
25 xzax - Stop playing Brawl. Melee is that game. And yes, it's sad how we placed. But I had to fight G money.

i was the coolest person there yesterday

QUIT LIFE!!!!
no time for shout outs... TSA AL DAY!!!

I entered as Jigglymaster because I told him I would. It was joke so don't go taking it personally. <_<

GGs all. thanks for teaming XYT

Get at my lasers D:

Also, I just uploaded a video from the crew battle, just the combo hax did to me. I'll have the whole crew battle uploaded by sometime tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34rmKywvbw

Hax said:

i was the coolest person there yesterday

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just like you would win an all falcon tourney

oh man, i think i'd be down for an all falcon tourney

that would be sweet.

****ing scar and hax/gohan in crews was amazing

that bracket looks weird with the way that the byes were clustered together (i.e. top 1/4th had no byes while the other quarters had 2 or 3)

gj reno

edit: to clarify, when someone is outplaced by a bye (in this case, "logik" and "xzax"), someone messed up the bracket a little bit...

...and they probably suck!!!!!!!!!

Teams as far as I can remember went

1st-Reno/HBK
1st-G$$$/Hazz
3rd-Swift/Eggm
4th-DJ/Alukard?
5th-Mike$/Trademark
5th-xyt/Vanz?

shoutouts when I remember stuff

LOL.. when I suggested an all Falcon tournament, everyone just ignored me <_<

1 RENO - YATTA!!!!
2 Eggm - gg
3 HBK - thanks for teaming with me@@ you're awesome
4 jigglymaster - wooohoo!! goo vanz =p
5 g$ - g$ im so happy u gettin so beast
5 scar - scar!! u get me so scared lol
7 hax - hax is gettin back into it!!! HAX COMBOOOO
7 hazz - u as beast as ever mah dood
9 nintendude - ic's !! woo
9 lite - aight djn =D!!!
9 xyt - i am so "asain"
9 swiftbass - i still <3 u
13 alukard - <3 u ty for running awesome tourny
13 vex - so technical!! u surprise me!
13 canismash - hey cutie
13 dc - woot ty for being in my crew
17 trademark - *tear*
17 mikemoney - mike u did great in crews!! U just need more confidence
17 preq - ?
17 scope - ?
17 tuna - ?
17 prog - wooot
17 zach - ?
25 logik - woot!!
25 xzax - go doc!

what about for Ankoku?
1 RENO(sheik)
2 Eggm(falco/fox) ?
3 HBK(marth/falco/fox??)
4 jigglymaster(jigglypuff)
5 g$(marth/falco?)
5 scar(falcon)
7 hax(falcon)
7 hazz(fox) ?

Fun tournament like always. I'm always gonna wear the Lite tag during tournament to represent Lite. I went all Samus (for Lite) again because I wasn't gonna get recorded. So there was no reason for me to pick Bowser or Mario.

1 RENO-good **** son congrats, mad beast sheik so drephen better watch out, lol your 2v1 comeback was ridiculous
2 Eggm-Good **** in winners finals, pretty intense. Lol secret NJ training ftw
4 jigglymaster- lol i remeber when jigglymaster played.
5 g$-Falcon slyer!!!! way to beast for our crew
5 scar-Too good as usual. your def one of the chillest smashers i know. Your fox is beast
7 hax-Hax$, def seems like your getting rid of the rust son. vintage hax combo in the crew battle was too beast.
7 hazz-Lol your so good at teams, i guess camping isnt for everyone though. You just have to use ornge fox
9 nintendude-Ice climbers are mad good, I sware you pulled some desynchin i'd nvr seem b4 in the crew battle
9 lite-Lol check out them new lite vids son.
9 xyt-good sheik. I like $1 MM's and we def should've played more other than that
9 swiftbass- intense matches, your fox is mad beast. you SD'd and corneria kinda gayed you last match
13 alukard-sheik is mad sexy. hope i dnt have to pla you soon. good stuff running the touney
13 vex-wow, people def slept on you yesterday. mad technical i think you just need some more tourny experience
13 canismash-Lol at like 7 jabs then up smash for the last kill of the crew battle
13 dc-we should play since your in bayonne and im not too far. Tell oorah no johns at not showing up
17 trademark-See you in CT, no johns you been getting mad NJ practice so you should make it outta pools nxt week
17 mikemoney-same as trademark
17 prog-Lol get falcon punched
25 logik-tell me when you and ur crew have smashfests
25 xzax-***** Hax in crews lol.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=211141 Thats for like DJ and alu cause I dnt think they've seen the genesis thread. EC is gna **** at that

Tuna here. Thanks for hosting this awesome event, Alukard. Though school often prevents me from going out to tournaments, I hope I am able to attend future events and continue to improve.

It was fun playing all of you. Hopefully, with enough experience I will learn to play well under pressure *cough* and not lose on green greens with a 2-stock leads or SD against Scar with a decent lead . Next time! That was a nice comeback though, canismash; was a pleasure to play with you as well, Scar. Those of you who I played friendlies with that can't put a face to my tag, I probably played around with Link and was also the one who seemed to look a lot like Eggm's crew mate.

It has also come to my attention that someone else already uses the Tuna tag and already has some stuff up on YouTube, so I might change my tag to something else involving Tuna or Casserole. Anyway, it was a pleasure playing with all of you.

1 RENO - congrats on top of congrats. I'm sorry I sucked in crews, I got super super nervous -_-
2 Eggm - you absolutely need to make it up to Bayonne, we'll look into a Saturday smashfest sometime over break.
3 HBK - That goes double for you. We totally thought you were showing up. No dinner date johns, or whatever you said yesterday as your excuse. Good **** all around though.
4 jigglymaster - <3
5 g$ - Bonafide Falcon Killer. And the funniest mother****er in a crew battle crowd.
5 scar - Always a pleasure. I don't think it's necessarily time to throw in the towel and claim a legit secondary.
7 hax - I will **** you in Connect Four, and DEFINITELY **** you in Othello.
7 hazz - Good **** in teams.
9 nintendude - Fun doubles friendlies early on. Come to more
9 lite - Apparently Lite has a total **** Bowser. Those two stocks you took from crews were sick.
9 xyt - Captain Falcon is no super hero when I use him. -_- Good **** in teams with Vanz. We need to play some friendlies next time, despite my hatred for Sheik.
9 swiftbass - We need to play! And you also need to come to Bayonne Tunes smashfests.
13 alukard - I'm so glad I found that wallet. That could have been a disaster. Nerves four stocked me in crews well before I even sat down. -_- I absolutely <3 no johns biweeklies, I don't care how late they run.
13 vex - Good friendlies. DK versus campy Falco is still impossible. >.>
13 canismash - I think you were the one who came with me and Vanz to McDonald's, either way, good **** in doubles.
17 trademark - Good friendlies to start off the day.
17 prog - Good **** in teams.
25 logik - Don't worry about the placing. Practice. Practice. Practice.
25 xzax - I can't believe you wanted to do doubles that badly, haha. It was fun though. Stick with Doc more instead of switching to Marth at the drop of a hat.

Doyoung - one of my favorite people to play friendlies with. Stay next time!
JFox - I can't believe you stayed over night, then came to this thing, and left before doubles started. I hope the concert was good though, classical music is amazing.

Happy New Year, and to everyone going to CT next week, see you at Bullhead!

I was looking at the results and saw Lite. First thing I thought was "This is either Scar or DJN."

yayy for my sheik making progress ... b careful reno ... u have competition coming ... u weren't the only one doing really good vs eggm ... lol


sad face that everything is camping now ... thats why i love doubles ... camp me there ***** lol

^i happen to be an eggm counter

LOL dc mm in connect 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpghfD1XAWo

First part of draft crews.

gawd, watching g$ was like mad SEX, im not gonna front. lol

G$ LOOKIN HAWT!!

oh yeah. Vex, if you need names for those other videos let me know I desperately need new vids of me online.. lol

updated first post with all the crew vids =]