Dear Jeebus. RUN.

Amidst the many horrors that a Jigglypuff must face in Smash Bros. Brawl,
none is more terrifying,
more rubber-crawling,
more intensely evil,
than this:

SmashWiki said:

He walks around the stage pushing other items along with it and can break shields very easily.

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Fortunately for you "balloon people", Peach only has a 1/58 chance of pulling one; thus not swaying the match 99:1.

Waft on over floaty brethren, and discuss the finer points.

Peach Weekly Match-Up Discussion - Week 29: Jigglypuff
- in depth Peach v Jiggs discussion

Peachy Counterpicks: JIGGLYPUFF - Where will she die?
- simple "pick that stage, ban that stage" talk

Inter-board cooperation, GO! -

Oh god... Thougth for one second this was total spam xD

I kick women in the face.

Me too. If that doesn't do the trick, I dropkick them in the stomach. It generally works really well.

I fall asleep inside them.