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Sexiness Tier List

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Mr. Cleanliness

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This list is SBR-approved and was quite time consuming to make, meaning many of their members have an absolute pathetic excuse for living.

If you are a good looking unfortunate who is misrepresented by this tier list,
we apologize but specific individuals have made the character be placed where it belongs (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.)
Fortunately the metagame can undergo drastic changes if the repulsive, disgusting, vile, nauseating, and down-right hideous people decide to bathe regularly and seek proper clothing.

We hereby present, the sexiness tier list; an average assumption of the general sexiness of the character's mainers.

S Tier
Marth
Lucas
Diddy Kong
Kirby
Zero Suit Samus

A Tier
Falco
Mr. Game and Watch
Jigglypuff
Pikachu
Zelda
Sheik
Olimar

B Tier
King Dedede
Meta Knight
Samus
Pit
Yoshi
Luigi
Snake
Toon Link
Fox
Mario

C Tier
Pokemon Trainer
Ice Climbers
Peach
Ness
Lucario
Ike

D Tier
ROB
Captain Falcon
Wolf
Sonic
Ganondorf
Donkey Kong

U Tier
Bowser
Wario
 
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D13

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Snake and Falcon are way too low. Ignoring that, it looks ok.

Whoops, didn't fully read the first post lol. Whatever, Snake and Falcon are still sexy.
 
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Ochobobo

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I don't think you guys noticed, this tier list is for the players of those characters, not the characters themselves.
 
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Bird Law Aficionado
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Quite possibly the most accurate list I've ever seen.

Edit: nevermind, Dedede's too low.
 
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kr3wman

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Meta Knight should be higher because they have Zaf....

Well Inui/M2K mains him too but Zaf is sexy enough to compensate for them.
 
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Meta Knight should be mid tier because there's too many MK mains to count. A lot of which aren't sexy in the least.
 
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