Roxas215
Smash Lord
UFB is the hottest Brawl crew based in PA. We all got box status. If you need to ask what box status is then you don't have none to begin with, which means you're an unwanted box that gets tossed out.
Motto is splooken! Which can be EX focused canceled into a spladooken!
We're here for one reason: to whoop *** at the game and have fun doing it, end of story, now sit back and ENJOY YOURSELF.
Updates:
-10/15/10 - @MLGDC: Squall gets 17th
, Xzax gets 25th beating Chudat. -9/26/10 - @SDSO13: Xzax gets 4th taking out KT, Squall and TUSM. Squall and KT get 2nd in dubs.
-9/25/10 - @KTAR4: Squall and KT get 13th in singles.
-8/09/10 - @ APEX2010: Squall gets 33rd and TUSM gets 49th. We on that national status.
- 9/03/10 - @ Xzax Tourney: Squall and kingtoon got their swag back taking 1st and third in singles, Both giving vex the ****. Squall got 1st beating everyone Inui/xzax/vex/Dark falco/Inui again kingtoon got 3rd beating Keitaro/Xzax/Rave/Vex, Xzax got 4th beating Zucco/Keitaro and Kingtoon and MIB got 3rd in doubles getting 5$.
- 6/12/10 - @ Asylum 2: MIB got 13th in singles, going last hit with Jash "could of 2-0 him but choked
. But big ups to MIB for stepping it up.- 4/17/10 - UFB stepping it up in the PA Power Rankings. Squall is now the best player in the state of PA ranked #1 , Kingtoon went from 6th to 4th , Xzax dropped from 1st to 6th
"He will be back in top 5 dont worry about it", MIB went from 8th to 7th and EBO still solidified his spot in the PA rankings staying at 9. Congrats to all.- 4/15/10 - @ Players Bowl: Squall and MIB got 5th and 9th in singles.
- 4/11/10 - BNZAA added to the crew!
- 4/10/10 - @DSO11: Squall+ KT got 4th in dubs. Squall got 4th in singles, KT got 5th, Xzax got 9th.
~Also UFB beat KC in a crew battle.
- 3/22/10 - AK added to the crew!
- 3/20/10 - @KTAR2: Squall got 5th, KT got 9th, Xzax got 17th -- UFB STEPPIN IT UP!!!
- 3/13/10 - OP updated, Xzax got 3rd in dubs and 5th in singles @fusion!
- 3/07/10 - @PolyBrawl 4: Xzax got 9th, KT got 25th!
- 3/01/10 - @VC7: KT+Squall got 9th in dubs, MIB and Squall got 25th in singles!
*Scroll to the bottom of the OP for crew videos.
Roxas
- Ranked Honarable Mention in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Evan - 22 - Status: Active
"I cosign this powerful statement!"
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Although he's the most emo member of the crew, Evan can't really be blamed for it...... he mains PEACH, for God's sake. He's one of the founding members of UFB and has been here since the beginning, getting better and better despite his extremely aggressive playstyle. Protip: if you want to instantly be his best friend for life, buy him a Frosty Float -- coke w/ vanilla ice cream.
Best known for: fingers moving at the speed of light, torturing the rest of the crew with Paramore, one-liners, and striped shirts.
Best known for: fingers moving at the speed of light, torturing the rest of the crew with Paramore, one-liners, and striped shirts.
KayLo!
Officially Repped By:
Kendall - 22 - Status: Active
"Hi, my name is KayLo!, and I'm a MODERATOR."
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Lazy as hell, KLO! is the only active female Brawler in PA and one of the weirder ones of the crew, with hopes of eventually being good enough to inspire more girls to get into competitive Smash. .........Unfortunately, she's ****ing lazy and doesn't take the game that seriously due to her secret quest of wanting to become a pikachu. Like Evan, she's been in the crew since the beginning, although she made the unfortunate mistake of leaving them for ToS for a while.Best known for eating out of pots and she washes dishes like Terrence gets cuts! and she needs to get her hair done.
Best known for: bringin out the man voice when Brawl pisses her off, not being clutch on the last stock, spamming the pikachu chat 24/7, and KH fangirlism.
Best known for: bringin out the man voice when Brawl pisses her off, not being clutch on the last stock, spamming the pikachu chat 24/7, and KH fangirlism.
MIB
- Ranked #8 in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Matt - 22 - Status: Retired
"Enjoy yourself."
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Long considered extinct, the legendary Matticus Bicepticae has recently been spotted in the Smash community. Diet: all types of health food, though he has a particular fondness for protein. Habitat: the gym. Behavior: generally friendly and docile, but if angered, he will use his cranium to defend himself. Approach with caution.
Best known for: Being very underrated with his unknown wario, getting better at Brawl the drunker he is, His Hat ,
Best known for: Being very underrated with his unknown wario, getting better at Brawl the drunker he is, His Hat ,
Squall
- Ranked #4 in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Terrence - 21 - Status: Retired
"Epicness begins with Squall."
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Don't let the busted kicks fool you: though his skill went unnoticed for a while, Squall has recently been making a name for himself in the ATL North scene with his unconventional Snake, taking out respectable players like NinjaLink, Blackanese, Seph, Diem, and Rookie, Logic, Atomsk, Inui, Sunikuo and walking away with matches from many others. . His dubs record is impressive as well.
Best known for: getting angry anytime he loses, laughing like a god**** hyena, dragon prints, and being wifed up.
Best known for: getting angry anytime he loses, laughing like a god**** hyena, dragon prints, and being wifed up.
Kingtoon / Pyff
- Ranked #2 in PA -
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Kenny - 18 - Status: Active
"YA BOY YUNG GIRTH"
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Secretly the best Toon Link, KT has already built himself a strong base of teenage fanboys on the AiB ladder () and continues to slowly but steadily improve his tourney performance..... although he has a bad habit of choking in pools. Outside of Brawl, he's known as the Trailmaster, helping Ebo's directionally challenged *** while they smoke like chimneys. His lungs are probably blacker than his ba -- ....nevermind.
Best known for: baggy long johns, Rock Wallace, celebrating duck season year-round, and his Tourette's.
) and continues to slowly but steadily improve his tourney performance..... although he has a bad habit of choking in pools. Outside of Brawl, he's known as the Trailmaster, helping Ebo's directionally challenged *** while they smoke like chimneys. His lungs are probably blacker than his ba -- ....nevermind.Best known for: baggy long johns, Rock Wallace, celebrating duck season year-round, and his Tourette's.
The Legend Killer
Officially Repped By:
Steph - 22 - Status: Retired
"Hey Paulie!"
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Formerly known as TACK, Steph had to change his name to The Legend Killer after taking matches off of big names like Lain and..... uh..... well, pretty much just Lain. He's an underrated player whose strength lies in doubles, especially when it comes to landing stupid amounts of Kirbycides even on experienced players.
Best known for: telling girls to spit in his food, leaving you crazy voicemails early in the morning, makin mashed potatoes on his forehead, and supposedly being a Saiyan. -_-
Best known for: telling girls to spit in his food, leaving you crazy voicemails early in the morning, makin mashed potatoes on his forehead, and supposedly being a Saiyan. -_-
TUSM
- Ranked #6 in PA -
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TUSM - 23 - Status: Active
"AGUSH GUSH GUSH"
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Some suspect he's Lance Armstrong's illegitimate son. His goal in Brawl is to get by while pressing the least amount of buttons possible, which he achieves by maining DDD and never showing up to practice because he's "working". Although he's a solid player despite his lack of practice, most of his wins probably happened because his opponents were too busy counting his collars.
Best known for: Chew & Slocum, bull**** Gordos, DOOKEN!!! moments, and pretending he's that good at Guitar Hero.
Best known for: Chew & Slocum, bull**** Gordos, DOOKEN!!! moments, and pretending he's that good at Guitar Hero.
Xzax
- Ranked #3 in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Matt - 15 - Status: Active
"Man **** y'all *****s, **** ***** my **** *****!"
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Xzax is and forever will be the baby of the crew, but he once was the top player in PA and is also one of the the most successful member of UFB, nearly always breaking top 10 at tournaments. Though his true main is MK, he earns a lot of respect by using Wolf in tourney as well, proving that he has real skill and isn't just another tier *****.
Best known for: ruining his own good jokes, cursing for no reason, getting hit on by creepy 7-11 managers, and being extra white in a crew full of black folk.
Best known for: ruining his own good jokes, cursing for no reason, getting hit on by creepy 7-11 managers, and being extra white in a crew full of black folk.
Ebo
- Ranked #9 in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Steve - 19 - Status: Active
"Operation Condor is a go."
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Despite the fact that he's from the armpit of the nation (Jersey), Ebo somehow managed to come out of it straight and not into little boys. 
Though somewhat inconsistent in tournament, his Marth is hard for many players to deal with because of how unique it is. The pale skin may deceive you, but Ebo is actually a black man, proven by the fact that his car may or may not have a door at any given moment.
Best known for: being a dirty hippie, makin jokes on the low, the WAFFLE, and getting beaten by Bob the Builder.
Though somewhat inconsistent in tournament, his Marth is hard for many players to deal with because of how unique it is. The pale skin may deceive you, but Ebo is actually a black man, proven by the fact that his car may or may not have a door at any given moment.Best known for: being a dirty hippie, makin jokes on the low, the WAFFLE, and getting beaten by Bob the Builder.
Dotcom
- Ranked Honarable Mention in PA -
Officially Repped By:
Nadim - 16 - Status: On Hiatus
"Default pics be lyin!!!"
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Dotcom's been out of the Brawl scene for a while now, but while active, he was a top PA player and one of the better Olimars out there. His loud voice and comedic personality make him easy to spot at tournaments, especially when he gets together with his crewmates for a good ol' fashioned splooken harmony.
Best known for: accidentally hitting on fat chicks on Facebook, pantsless handstands, gee gee gee gee gee, and looking too **** old for his age.
Best known for: accidentally hitting on fat chicks on Facebook, pantsless handstands, gee gee gee gee gee, and looking too **** old for his age.
AK
Officially Repped By:
Akinola - 24 - Status: Semi-active
"I bless the rains down in Africa..."
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Though he was on hiatus for a minute, he's ready to rejoin the Brawl scene and put his DK back on the map. On the side, he's slowly learning the ghetto lifestyle from his fellow crew members...... crates are legit seating!!!
Best known for: Africa Punch, being big as ****, rage quitting because of chaingrabs, and pretending he might switch mains (yeah right!).
Best known for: Africa Punch, being big as ****, rage quitting because of chaingrabs, and pretending he might switch mains (yeah right!).
BNZAAA
Officially Repped By:
BNZAAA - 20? - Status: Semi-active
"Illlllllllllll"
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Bnzaaa is the newest member of UFB, but he's been around for a long time, chaingrabbing everyone he sees with his main : Ice Climbers. Once a ranked player in PA he experiences 1st hand just how gay this game is every tournament because of all his opponents timing him out(MK. ARRRG) He continues to get better and practices the CG daily.
Best known for:Chaingrabbing, Getting timed out by Vex and Smurf and getting ***** by Peach!
Best known for:Chaingrabbing, Getting timed out by Vex and Smurf and getting ***** by Peach!
Inactive Members:
Andy G
Once Top Player in PA Taking a break from the game.
Yoshi/diddy
Wifi Diddy Who is really good. But attend a got **** tourney lol.
Honorary Members:
IRL Goomba
Helping UFB win all there tourny matches
Vex's Bowser
Taking Vex's place in the crew.
Totodile
Made honorary for his all-time epic BITE!
Gordo
Appearing randomly for surprise buttsecks kills, slowly creeping across the stage, striking fear into anyone and anything in its path.
Christopher Truth
Making car rides ****in hilarious since 2009.
Omni
Chill as hell during Pound 4 + he's a MODERATOR.
Crew Vids:
3/20/10 - UFB Trash Talk @KTAR2
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