Mains and the ones who use them.

Seagull Joe · Nov 17, 2009

Edit: I don't care if you don't apply to your stereotype. You need to be good. I can be a new player and pick up said character that day, but I will suck big time. This follows a trend/pattern.

Each character usually specifically defines a group of people. The list:

Bowser- Prideful, fat, and confident.
Captain Falcon- Egotistical dumba$$es. Self absorbed.
Diddy- Quiet, often strange people.
DK- Big bearded guys.
Falco-Blacks.
Fox- Furrys.
GaW- Short guys. Often like waffles. Love balanced brawl. All trolls.
Ganon- Modest, smart guys.
Ics- Asians.
Ike- Loners.
Jigglypuff- Manliest men. Quite prideful.
King Dedede- Either tall, skinny, white guys or fat black guy.
Kirby-Weird guys.
Link - Cool dudes.
Lucario- Furrys (the bad ones) and the good ones are just quiet and cuddly.
Lucas-Young kids, Black also.
Luigi- Disdended bellies (beer belly).
Mario- Black.
Marth- 50% Black. 50% White. Otakus/Weeaboos.
Meta Knight- Everyone uses Mk.
Ness - Young kids.
Olimar- Secret A$$holes (No one likes versing Olimar)
Peach- Ken's Peach theory.
Pikachu- Pokemon fanatics and girls.
Pit-Asians and Blacks.
Pokemon Trainer-
R.O.B.-White guys. Love brawl+.
Samus- Cool *** dudes, Sarcastic, egotistical.
Sheik- Neo and male lesbians
Snake-Hispanics
Sonic- Blacks
Toon Link- Quiet people/confident people. Love their character deeply. Also Black.
Wario- Funny and weird dudes.
Wolf-Lazy, Insomniacs. Often white.
Yoshi-Quiet guys, but very funny when you know them.
Zelda-Black people
Zero Suit Samus- Silly people and horny fellahs.

DisasterWarning · Nov 17, 2009

Lol I use Kirby as my main. People who have Kirby as their main are "weird guys"? What exactly do you mean by weird?

Kewkky · Nov 17, 2009

Ganons? Modest?

I got one word for you... Inui.

*feels the name search's eye hovering around his post*

Ray_Kalm · Nov 17, 2009

Kewkky said:
Ganons? Modest?

I got one word for you... Inui.

*feels the name search's eye hovering around his post*

Inui doesn't use Ganon, he only talks as if he does.

Kewkky · Nov 17, 2009

Well, he uses Ganon in Super Theoryfighter Bros.

To have some backup to his claims, he MUST have some sort of experience. Of course he is better known for MK around where I live, but I'm pretty sure that he used to use another character before (or still does).

Seagull Joe · Nov 17, 2009

Kewkky said:
Well, he uses Ganon in Super Theoryfighter Bros.

To have some backup to his claims, he MUST have some sort of experience. Of course he is better known for MK around where I live, but I'm pretty sure that he used to use another character before (or still does).

Inui ****ing never uses Ganon in tourney. He uses Ike sometimes actually. And Snake and Mk. Otheriwse nah.

Kewkky · Nov 17, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Inui ****ing never uses Ganon in tourney. He uses Ike sometimes actually. And Snake and Mk. Otheriwse nah.

Ah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, it was Ike he used. My bad...

What's the difference?
[/flame_baits][/abandon_thread]

*goes to sleep while the Ike mainers come in and prepare their hate*

Nova9000 · Nov 18, 2009

ROB mains are white? I beg your pardon...
Be glad I play Falcon and DK as well...
And Yoshi mains are just unique individuals.

King Funk · Nov 18, 2009

Diddy mains are aliens from outer space.

Firestormzero0 · Nov 18, 2009

u know what. i think u r right about the IC's. lol

Llumys · Nov 18, 2009

Some of these are really inaccurate.

Seagull Joe · Nov 18, 2009

Nova9000 said:
ROB mains are white? I beg your pardon...
Be glad I play Falcon and DK as well...
And Yoshi mains are just unique individuals.

Every Rob I have met and know is white. Joebot, Chibo, T0mmy, Jcaesar, Snakattack, Brypie, Holy, GwJumpman. Only Robs weren't white was JJvirus and Ninjalink who uses everyone so he doesn't count.

Firestormzero0 said:
u know what. i think u r right about the IC's. lol

Meep, Lain, Michael hey, all asian. I know this one is correct.

Edit: I added some more and fixed some.

n88 · Nov 18, 2009

What about people who play random?

Also, you list white guys as playing Sheik and black guys as playing Zelda.

????

Does that make me mulatto?

M-WUZ-H3R3 · Nov 18, 2009

Jigglypuff players are bad a** rapists.

Nova9000 · Nov 18, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Every Rob I have met and know is white. Joebot, Chibo, T0mmy, Jcaesar, Snakattack, Brypie, Holy, GwJumpman. Only Robs weren't white was JJvirus and Ninjalink who uses everyone so he doesn't count.

Well I'm not white. And you'll be seeing me soon in tourneys since we live in the same region

Neo Exdeath · Nov 18, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Each character usually specifically defines a group of people. The list:

Bowser- Prideful, fat, and confident.

I haven't finished. Give me the opinions of the missing characters facts about the people who use them

Wow, nearly spot-on for me. I main Mario also, but I'm not black.

camden · Nov 18, 2009

Kirby players are random people.

tankzortz · Nov 18, 2009

fox should be under asians since he's such a high tier in japan. but thast just my opininon anyways

highfive · Nov 18, 2009

M-WUZ-H3R3 said:
Jigglypuff players are bad a** rapists.

Truefax. My bum still hurts.

And yes, I main Wolf and Jigglypuff.

The Wolf claim is right on the dot.

AlexoftheAura · Nov 18, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Each character usually specifically defines a group of people. The list:

Lucario- Furrys

I haven't finished. Give me the opinions of the missing characters facts about the people who use them

This is dead accurate =_=

Seagull Joe · Nov 19, 2009

Nova9000 said:
Well I'm not white. And you'll be seeing me soon in tourneys since we live in the same region

Lucky me

highfive said:
Truefax. My bum still hurts.

And yes, I main Wolf and Jigglypuff.

The Wolf claim is right on the dot.

As a Wolf main myself, I really understand it well. Lol.

Alfa · Nov 19, 2009

Link - Depressed.

The original Link boards wanted Link to be the worst in the game, arguing that the Ganon - Link MU was for Ganon.

Marth(a) - Guys who may/may not be gay but you don't want to ask 'cause that would be awkward.

Jigglypuff - Emo
See: Why the Jigglypuff community sucks and how to improve it.

Wario: All warios have moustaches.

BEES · Nov 19, 2009

If it's any consolation to Lucario players, they tend to have a great sense of humor, and generally be pretty chill.

Also, it is true about Olimar. Olimar players might seem like nice, decent people on the surface, but underneath they only want to cause endless suffering.

Mr9 · Nov 19, 2009

lol for samus put people who are egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, and chuck full of douche baggery

Jigglymaster · Nov 19, 2009

LOL thats kinda right for me maining Diddy. I'm quite and a little bit strange lol.

What for jigglypuff though....... hmmm. I'm certainly not emo so that can't be it....

IC3R · Nov 19, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Each character usually specifically defines a group of people.
I haven't finished. Give me the opinions of the missing characters facts about the people who use them

Ganon- Modest, smart guys.

There's nothing modest about 4-stocking using only Dair.

Kirby-Weird guys.

R.O.B.-White guys.

Yup.

Zelda-Black people

Swing and a miss...

Zero Suit Samus- Silly people

She's hawt, what can I say?

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And I think I'll look at two of my brothers' mains...

Toon Link- Pedos

Lol my 12-year-old brother is a pedophile now :psycho:

Yoshi-Quiet guys, but very funny when you know them.

Spot-on for my 18-year-old brother.

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Others:

Captain Falcon-Coolest people ever

YESZ!!!

Meta Knight- Everyone uses Mk.

MK's a *****.

Mr9 · Nov 19, 2009

ohh anther one for samus player arrogant, and love sandwiches.

Ledger_Damayn · Nov 19, 2009

Seagull Man said:
King Dedede- Either tall, skinny, white guys or fat black guy.
Kirby-Weird guys.

Money.

10lulz

choknater · Nov 19, 2009

sheik players are not all white guys! we're very cultural!! hahaha

sheik players............... um

we are all very different, i can't really pinpoint a commonality that we all have

Hyesz · Nov 19, 2009

Marth and Ike - Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts ***s.
Sonic - Casual Gamers.

Can't help but feel all Bowser players love their hair.
I used to have a Red Fauxhawk resembling the King.

Sesshomuronay · Nov 19, 2009

I would post an argument but I'm too lazy and tired to do so.

orange/xd · Nov 19, 2009

Lucas and Ness = Pedophiles.

Ledger_Damayn · Nov 19, 2009

Sesshomuronay said:
I would post an argument but I'm too lazy and tired to do so.

lol

10kirbiesaremessedupindividuals

Yonder · Nov 19, 2009

Wtf does Luigi's even mean???

Seagull Joe · Nov 19, 2009

Yonder said:
Wtf does Luigi's even mean???

This^^^^^^^

Mr9 said:
lol for samus put people who are egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, and chuck full of douche baggery

I'm going to have to agree with you.

uhmuzing · Nov 19, 2009

I main Marth, and I'm a well-liked, all-around awesome person.

ru5514n · Nov 19, 2009

Lol, I fit DDD description perfectly, but I don't main him.

PK-ow! · Nov 20, 2009

Seagull Man said:
Each character usually specifically defines a group of people. The list:

...
Ganon- Modest, smart guys.
Ics- Asians.
...

PK-ow! approves this thread.

*~*~*~

On :random: :

So far, my experience is that everyone who uses Random is a racist.

. . .

seriously.

And not even in the closet about it.

Bowser- Prideful, fat, and confident.
Captain Falcon-Coolest people ever

^ I dunno, Falcon boards are divided, there's a lot of raging over there.
They're cool in like the way the Captain is cool: With absolutely nothing to back it up whatsoever except for the completely unfounded confidence, which props itself up in like a (virtuously) circular way, because you end up respecting and envying it.

Diddy- Quiet, often strange people.

^ Yes.

DK- Big bearded guys.
Falco-Blacks
Fox-Furrys

^ That could constitute flaming, don't you think? :lick:

I think it picks out guys with off-the-wall humour and hype. People who meld 'quiet' with 'humourous'.

GaW-

^ I'd have to say GaW guys are probably into computers and tech stuff. They must like the constant beeping and repetitiveness.
It's why I like GaW when I use him.

Ganon- Modest, smart guys.
Ics- Asians.

^ sadly....

Ike-
Jigglypuff- Manliest men. Greg I'm looking at you.

^ I'd ask Dina.

King Dedede- Either tall, skinny, white guys or fat black guy.
Kirby-Weird guys.

^ Doesn't feel specific enough to be a worthy claim.

Link -

^ Mature guys who have their life made and know what is the ****. Possibly living on their own at 20.

Lucario- Furrys

^ Pokefans. Really. There isn't a more boring character outside Robot, and the Lucario boards admit it.

Lucas-Young kids.

^ Who knows.

Luigi- Disdended bellies (Distended bellies?

)
Mario- Black

^

Marth-
Meta Knight- Everyone uses Mk.

^ I think Marth might be a counterexample. The only thing in common tends to be... they're very vocal and unabashed about their mastery of Marth.

Ness - Young kids.

^ Who knows.

^^^^^^^
Olimar- Secret *******s (No one likes versing Olimar)
Peach- Ken's Peach theory.
Pikachu-
Pit-Asians?
Pokemon Trainer-
R.O.B.-White guys.
Samus- Egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, and sometimes a ********
Sheik- Neo and male lesbians
Snake-Hispanics
Sonic-Blacks
Toon Link- Pedos
Wario-
Wolf-Lazy, Insomniacs
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

^ Dunno. Ken's Peach theory is yes, though.

Most of the Samus mains one sees are people sticking with her because of Metroid (mostly Super Metroid, lulz).

Yoshi-Quiet guys, but very funny when you know them.

^ I'd say neurotic people. And Neurotic in the Big Five personality sense; not necessarily a bad thing.

Zelda-Black people

^ Hellz no.

Zero Suit Samus- Silly people

^ Hellz yes.

Insetick · Nov 20, 2009

I'm curious how you think Toon Link users are pedophiles. Do you have any examples?

Kitamerby · Nov 20, 2009

PK-ow! said:
Fox-Furrys

^ That could constitute flaming, don't you think?
I think it picks out guys with off-the-wall humour and hype. People who meld 'quiet' with 'humourous'.

No it doesn't. It's not true, though. Only a bunch of fox mains are furries. Not all of them.

Lucario- Furrys

^ Pokefans. Really. There isn't a more boring character outside Robot, and the Lucario boards admit it.

Wrong. They're ALL furries. From Azen to Zucco. Just trust me on this one. It is literally impossible to be a Lucario main without being a furry. (Although it is possible to be furry and not main Lucario, it's just rare, and most of these people main Fox, anyways.)

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