StealthyGunnar
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Link to original post: [drupal=3012]Chipotle: A Comprehensive Guide[/drupal]
ATTENTION EVERYONE. CHIPOTLE AND MYSELF ARE NOT LIABLE IF THIS GUIDE TURNS YOU ON, MAKES YOU WANT A CHIPOTLE BURRITO, OR MAKES YOU COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE.
I. Introduction
II. What is Chipotle?
III. Why Chipotle?
IV. The Guide
V. Credits/Copyrights
I. INTRODUCTION
Hi everyone, I'm CA$H a.k.a. Gunnar. I've been around Smashboards for a couple of months now and have loved every second of being a part of it. But what I noticed was that you guys didn't have a Chipotle Guide! How could this be? So, I decided to make one for all you people, Chipotle lovers and newbies alike!
II. WHAT IS CHIPOTLE?
Chipotle is a Mexican-style restaurant known for its delicious, colossal burritos. Chipotle restaurants are all around the United States.
III. WHY CHIPOTLE?
Now some of you may be asking, "Why would I want to go to Chipotle, anyway?" Well, not only is Chipotle delicious, you will notice that the staff is friendly. Also, all their ingredients are fresh: their sour cream only comes from cows that have not been treated with hormones, and their chicken and other meats only come from naturally raised livestock (whatever lol). It's so good, someone wrote a song about it, so go get some CHIPOTLE! The Chipotle Song
IV. THE GUIDE
Finally, the moment I, and all Chipotle lovers have been waiting for, The Guide!
Chapter 1: The Food/Drink
Since Chipotle is Mexican restaurant, it would make since that they would serve Mexican food, right? At Chipotle, you can get burritos, tacos, salads, burrito bols, and fajits. As a drink, you can get beer, soda, water, or whatever else they have in their cooler!
Chapter 2: What to get on...
Whatever you get, a burrito, taco, fajita, you decide what you want on it!
Rice: you can put it on anything from Chipotle! It is fresh, and flavored with lime and a little cilantro. Quite delicious, in my personal opinion.
Beans: you can get them baked or black. I prefer black.
Meat: you can get four different kinds of meat on your burrito, or taco, or whatever! You can get Chicken, shredded pork, steak, and barbacoa (shredded beef).
Salsas: you can also get different kinds of salsas. You can get the chunky tomato mild salsa, the medium runny salsa that has small chunks of onion and vegetables in it, or the hot, spicy red salsa.
Sour cream: you can also get sour cream. Chipotle only buys sour cream that comes from naturally raised cows that haven't been given hormones.
Corn: ah, the corn. Comes with very small chunks of onions.
Cheese: natural Mexican cheese. I love it.
Lettuce: the green, leafy stuff.
Guacamole: whatever that stuff is, lol.
Chapter 3: The Prices
Chipotle burritos cost anywhere from $5.95 - $6.25. You might be saying, "Holy crap, that much for one burrito?!" but these burritos are HUGE. Man, they are so big. They are HUGE. So big. They are HUGE. Did I mention that they are HUGE??? They are about 2/3 as thick as a CD, and they are about as long as 1 and 1/2 pop can(s). Isn't that HUGE?
Burrito bols, basically all the stuff you get in a burrito just in a bowl, cost a little over $6, but you do get more in a burrito bol than in a burrito.
Tacos cost less than burritos, but you do get a little less than a burrito. When you get tacos, you get them in threes.
Drinks can cost anywhere from $1.50 - $3.70 depending if you get a soda, or beer.
Fajitas are basically just burritos with shredded veggies added. These cost around $6.
Chapter 4: The Process
When you walk into Chipotle, you stand in a line until it is your turn to order. When it is, it is sort of like a buffet where you just tell the person what you want, and they would put it on your burrito or whatever you want, and you move along the line. After you've reached the end, then you pay.
Chapter 5: The Gunnar/CA$H Burrito
Jeez, I love Chipotle. I'd say I'm so much a fanatic that I named the burrito I get after myself, and I wrote a guide. XD Who's gonna read it anyway?
Anyways, the burrito! Whenever I go to Chipotle, I get a burrito with rice, black beans and chicken. I also get cheese and corn. For the salsa, I get 1 scoop of medium, and 3, YES I SAID 3, scoops of HOT SALSA. What a fiery burrito, eh?
Chapter 6: The Gimpyfish/Carnivore Burrito
Haven't tried it yet, but it's supposed to be awesome. Order a burrito with 4 scoops of chicken, no rice, no beans, nothing else but the chicken. :O Make sure to tell the cashier that you got 4 scoops of chicken, not 1 scoop with 3 extra. Supposedly, the burrito gets BETTER as you eat it because the juice in the chicken drips down towards the bottom of the burrito. Sounds delicious.
V. Credits/Copyright
This guide was written by CA$H of smashboards.com and is not allowed to be put on any other site without permission. I do not own rights or any part of Chipotle and its franchise. I just wrote this guide to show the wonderful people of Smashboards.com the Awesomeness that is Chipotle.
This guide is a Copyright of G and M, Inc. 2010.
ATTENTION EVERYONE. CHIPOTLE AND MYSELF ARE NOT LIABLE IF THIS GUIDE TURNS YOU ON, MAKES YOU WANT A CHIPOTLE BURRITO, OR MAKES YOU COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU CAN"T GET ONE.
ATTENTION EVERYONE. CHIPOTLE AND MYSELF ARE NOT LIABLE IF THIS GUIDE TURNS YOU ON, MAKES YOU WANT A CHIPOTLE BURRITO, OR MAKES YOU COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE.
I. Introduction
II. What is Chipotle?
III. Why Chipotle?
IV. The Guide
V. Credits/Copyrights
I. INTRODUCTION
Hi everyone, I'm CA$H a.k.a. Gunnar. I've been around Smashboards for a couple of months now and have loved every second of being a part of it. But what I noticed was that you guys didn't have a Chipotle Guide! How could this be? So, I decided to make one for all you people, Chipotle lovers and newbies alike!
II. WHAT IS CHIPOTLE?
Chipotle is a Mexican-style restaurant known for its delicious, colossal burritos. Chipotle restaurants are all around the United States.
III. WHY CHIPOTLE?
Now some of you may be asking, "Why would I want to go to Chipotle, anyway?" Well, not only is Chipotle delicious, you will notice that the staff is friendly. Also, all their ingredients are fresh: their sour cream only comes from cows that have not been treated with hormones, and their chicken and other meats only come from naturally raised livestock (whatever lol). It's so good, someone wrote a song about it, so go get some CHIPOTLE! The Chipotle Song
IV. THE GUIDE
Finally, the moment I, and all Chipotle lovers have been waiting for, The Guide!
Chapter 1: The Food/Drink
Since Chipotle is Mexican restaurant, it would make since that they would serve Mexican food, right? At Chipotle, you can get burritos, tacos, salads, burrito bols, and fajits. As a drink, you can get beer, soda, water, or whatever else they have in their cooler!
Chapter 2: What to get on...
Whatever you get, a burrito, taco, fajita, you decide what you want on it!
Rice: you can put it on anything from Chipotle! It is fresh, and flavored with lime and a little cilantro. Quite delicious, in my personal opinion.
Beans: you can get them baked or black. I prefer black.
Meat: you can get four different kinds of meat on your burrito, or taco, or whatever! You can get Chicken, shredded pork, steak, and barbacoa (shredded beef).
Salsas: you can also get different kinds of salsas. You can get the chunky tomato mild salsa, the medium runny salsa that has small chunks of onion and vegetables in it, or the hot, spicy red salsa.
Sour cream: you can also get sour cream. Chipotle only buys sour cream that comes from naturally raised cows that haven't been given hormones.
Corn: ah, the corn. Comes with very small chunks of onions.
Cheese: natural Mexican cheese. I love it.
Lettuce: the green, leafy stuff.
Guacamole: whatever that stuff is, lol.
Chapter 3: The Prices
Chipotle burritos cost anywhere from $5.95 - $6.25. You might be saying, "Holy crap, that much for one burrito?!" but these burritos are HUGE. Man, they are so big. They are HUGE. So big. They are HUGE. Did I mention that they are HUGE??? They are about 2/3 as thick as a CD, and they are about as long as 1 and 1/2 pop can(s). Isn't that HUGE?
Burrito bols, basically all the stuff you get in a burrito just in a bowl, cost a little over $6, but you do get more in a burrito bol than in a burrito.
Tacos cost less than burritos, but you do get a little less than a burrito. When you get tacos, you get them in threes.
Drinks can cost anywhere from $1.50 - $3.70 depending if you get a soda, or beer.
Fajitas are basically just burritos with shredded veggies added. These cost around $6.
Chapter 4: The Process
When you walk into Chipotle, you stand in a line until it is your turn to order. When it is, it is sort of like a buffet where you just tell the person what you want, and they would put it on your burrito or whatever you want, and you move along the line. After you've reached the end, then you pay.
Chapter 5: The Gunnar/CA$H Burrito
Jeez, I love Chipotle. I'd say I'm so much a fanatic that I named the burrito I get after myself, and I wrote a guide. XD Who's gonna read it anyway?
Anyways, the burrito! Whenever I go to Chipotle, I get a burrito with rice, black beans and chicken. I also get cheese and corn. For the salsa, I get 1 scoop of medium, and 3, YES I SAID 3, scoops of HOT SALSA. What a fiery burrito, eh?
Chapter 6: The Gimpyfish/Carnivore Burrito
Haven't tried it yet, but it's supposed to be awesome. Order a burrito with 4 scoops of chicken, no rice, no beans, nothing else but the chicken. :O Make sure to tell the cashier that you got 4 scoops of chicken, not 1 scoop with 3 extra. Supposedly, the burrito gets BETTER as you eat it because the juice in the chicken drips down towards the bottom of the burrito. Sounds delicious.
V. Credits/Copyright
This guide was written by CA$H of smashboards.com and is not allowed to be put on any other site without permission. I do not own rights or any part of Chipotle and its franchise. I just wrote this guide to show the wonderful people of Smashboards.com the Awesomeness that is Chipotle.
This guide is a Copyright of G and M, Inc. 2010.
ATTENTION EVERYONE. CHIPOTLE AND MYSELF ARE NOT LIABLE IF THIS GUIDE TURNS YOU ON, MAKES YOU WANT A CHIPOTLE BURRITO, OR MAKES YOU COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU CAN"T GET ONE.
