1:
Darklink (mk, DDD, snake) – I love you, dude! Bromance all the way and I seriously loved the song you played for me. I know deep down in my heart that song was written for me. Be my lover forever!! One of these days my dream will come true and it will be me vs. you in Grand Finals!! Can’t wait to see you this again this weekend for Devastation. Haha, and you can’t quit the green goddess when I’m around!!
2:
Forward (mk) – Wow, I’m seriously going to straight up murder your ***!! I hate really good Melee players who can transfer over to Brawl likes it’s nothing without much practice and **** it up. You’re so good and so frustrating to fight!! You really stepped it up this tournament and pretty much slaughtered me for most of our matches. I’m just glad I didn’t get 3-0’d in Loser’s Finals, however, I am still mad at you for timing me out the last match!! I promise, I will get my sweet revenge.
3:
Silly Kyle (peach) – Step it up. Lulz for going “green” peach the whole tournament.
4:
Rain (mk) – Good ****, Rain. It was tons of fun hanging out with you and I’m quite impressed how much better you are doing with MK. It kinda reminds me of arod, except you’re way better, cooler, and not illiterate.
5:
Kira (pit/rob) – Lol!! You’re such a mess when you’re high. I’m so glad I beat you 2-0, Kira!! Let’s keep it that way, *****. I’m your master.
6:
Lonewolf (mk/marth) – Your Marth has another thing coming. That second match on FD was just a glimpse of the pain that will ensue. Match three was stupid and you know it.
7:
HadesBlade (yoshi) – Thanks for teaming with me, Hades!! We did really effing good for being a D/F tier team and showing those three double MK teams what’s up!! Like honestly, we must be amazing if we can do as well as we did on Saturday. I’m also very glad I beat you in our $1 MM and in the RR. Good job beating Chris and Forward. Keep up the hard work and it will pay off!!
8:
Stevo (donkey kong/mario) – I was quite impressed by your DK in Brawl. Being Kira’s brother has its benefits lol. Break out of your shell!!! lulz
9:
Wolfwood (kirby) – Nice Kirby. You have potential once you work out some kinks in your game and notice some of the nuances of gameplay with more experience.
10:
DerpDaBerp (luigi/bowser) – C’mon dude, you’re totally better than this. I know you can destroy b****es. You definitely need to keep a better mindset. If you can improve your mental fitness and observation skills, you will see mad improvement. I guarantee it.
11:
K9 – It was really fun fighting you again!! Haha, it was totally hilarious when I pulled out that bob-omb last match and killed you with it!!
12:
Mr. Fahrenheit – OMG!! Let me just say smoking with you like six times throughout the tournament was totes mcgoats amazing!! It made the whole experience that much better and it was fun bonding with my fellow smashers by paying tribute to the green goddess of ganja!!
13:
Zenix – Nice Marth. Fun matches. Come to more tourneys!!
14:
Gizmo – I really enjoyed Peach dittos haha. I bet you didn’t know I was the best Peach here in AZ lol. Nice Snake as well, but I’d rather see you play Peach. But that’s cuz I’m biased towards her.
15:
TommyDerMeister – Seriously, dude? Wow. You’re honestly better than this and I wish you would care more. Even at your plateau, you’re still better than last. C’mon.
16:
Jesiah – It was fun playing you that one set in melee at the very beginning of the tournament lol. I hadn’t played anyone at all until you. It was a great warmup and I dominated for most of my matches in Brawl. Too bad we didn’t get to play more in Melee.
AXE – As always, I love fighting you in Melee. Peach dittos are my specialty!! Next time we will have to fight more, I was just so consumed in the round robin that I didn’t get a chance to sit down and play some Melee.
TAI – You’re my asian persuasion, and I love your presence at tournaments. Sorry we didn’t get to play this time… but I promise I will make sure your Marth gets stomped by my sexy Peach.
TAJ – Purple drank!! Wish I could’ve played you while you were here, but it was cool seeing you around nonetheless.
Ch3s – Haha, fun games. Peach ***** on FD!! Stop soft resetting; it’s a bad habit. And play with a better attitude! Watch your spacing, work on that mindset, and you should see improvement quickly.
Duffy – Thanks for uploading all those matches for me!! Haha, most of them were my matches too!! Lulz. I’m sad you didn’t enter, especially since it was a round robin and you would’ve gotten a lot of experience and match up practice. You would have definitely gotten your money’s worth and potentially money back. But no!! Lol. <3
Jard – GGs in doubles!! Stop being a ***** and enter singles more often. No money johns or other BS!!!
Justin – Fun matches! We went 1-1, we’ll have to do the tie breaker another time!! You’re so good and I wish you’d enter singles more often. I feel like it’s hurting you more than it’s helping by not entering.
Helen – Sexy as always!! Great seeing you!! ^_^
Trevyn - Lol! SWED (Smoke Weed Every Day)
Bryce - If only you didn't work so much... but I'm so glad you came!! You're the best and it was tons of fun driving up to your connect and back. The music was totes amazing, if I may say so myself, and it was just chill in general. You make Smash that much funner (yes, funner is a word for me lol). Maybe I'll see you at Devastation? <3
