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Knees of Drunkeness: Luminoth's Birthday Brawl
This weekend, most of the Knees of Justice got together to celebrate Luminoth's birthday, a fellow Wolf main. Many-a-Bud Light were consumed during the celebration of this momentus occasion, and in so, turned into drunken Brawl fiesta. We had Beer Brawl, which were friendlies of doubles, singles, FFAs with rules attached. We had Beer Doubles and Beer Singles, all of which were fun. Look below for the results.
Beer Brawl Rules
1. Everyone plays Random
2. If you get you drink. If you get twice in a row(God forbid) you have to drink a whole can.
3. If you lose you drink.
4. If you win twice or more in a row(a streak, basically) you drink every win after the first.
5. If you get your main/secondary you drink.
6. If you get your main and prefered color you drink.
7. If you got hit with moves that shouldn't hit you(i.e. Falcon Punch, Warlocke Punch, Ganon's Utilt, Donkey Punch(full charge), 9 Judgement, Rest, Shoryuken(Luigi's Up+B), etc.)
7a. If you land a Shoryuken, and don't yell "SHORYUKEN!" you have to drink, instead of your opponent, if they call you on it.
8. If you trip you drink. (Yes, Sakurai can make you drink)
9. If both players end up getting dittos, they both drink.
10. If you get 3 stocked(JV included), you drink.
11. If you get 0%-Death you drink.
12. If you're not having fun you drink.
Beer Brawl Doubles
Before reading the results, please note that the teams were randomly selected, as well as the names of those teams. It was in the name of good fun and justice.
1. Beer Got Us Here! (Slim Jim + PeeP) +
2. Two Peaches One Bomb-omb (Sorasin + Okami) +
3. But We Want Smirnoff! (Sovereign + Gasseous) // +
4. Live By The Beer Die By The Beer (Xero + Luminoth) +
5. What's Our Team Name? (Thiefkip + TGSM) +
2. Two Peaches One Bomb-omb (Sorasin + Okami) +
3. But We Want Smirnoff! (Sovereign + Gasseous) // +
4. Live By The Beer Die By The Beer (Xero + Luminoth) +
5. What's Our Team Name? (Thiefkip + TGSM) +
Beer Brawl Singles
1: Sorasin
2: Sovereign ////// (LOL!!!)
3: Slim /
4: Peep
5: Luminoth //
5: TGSM
7: Thiefkip
7: Okami
9: Xero
9: Gas
2: Sovereign ////// (LOL!!!)
3: Slim /
4: Peep
5: Luminoth //
5: TGSM
7: Thiefkip
7: Okami
9: Xero
9: Gas
Once again, this get-together and the tournaments that followed after were a tribute to Luminoth's Birthday. We all had a ton of fun, and wished the rest of our fellow members of KoJ could've made it out. Shoutouts will come along later. KoJ's next even will be the planning of our anniversary smashfest/tournament. The event may be similar to this one. Just keep in touch with any of the players ranked in singles and doubles and let us know if you want to come out and have fun with us. We do not condone underage drinking, so drink at your own risk. No Knees were harmed in the making of this awesome tournament.
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