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StarKiller vs Xyro 50$ MM: Battle Without Honor or Humanity! VIDEOS ON 2ND POST!!!!!!

Xyro77

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsF45oe6d5o
Listen to this song while you read



*WARNING! NWS! RATED X! READ WITH CAUTION*

First, i rammed my "F-TILT" in Illmatic's.....happy place. Next, i graced Nicoles face with my......"CHARGE SHOT." Then, i gave Silly Kyle the ol' UP-SMASH...... up the skirt. Finally, i fondled Razmakazi with my.......ZAIR. Though entertaining at first, i soon became bored with my quest to rid this earth of the species commonly referred to as the "gutter $lutz" aka GSz. They were far weaker than i expected(how sad) and had obvious flaws in their style that i abused to the fullest. Knowing that the GSz were on the verge of total extinction(thanks to me, the green lesbian) i deemed myself the GS killer and even went as far as to say SAMUS > GS.

Soon after that, i received a letter in the mail coming from some guy named "StarKiller KB." Inside the piece of mail was a small note that said:



What kind of moron would send me mail written in MicroSoft Paint??!!!? Anyways, i gave this "StarKiller" guy (he sounded kinda like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdEx7fto_w ) a call and OMG you should have heard the stuff he said to me. He told me that molesting Kyle/Raz/Ill/Nicole(tasty) was beyond evil and that he WILL seek revenge on me at hobo 32 for the terrible crimes i have commited (wtf, is this guy also batman or something?). Naturally, i laughed (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j265/Xyro_/Random Pics/nedry.gif) at his stupid *** and accepted the challenge because AFTERALL i am the GS SLAYER! There is no way a GS is going to beat me.....its just not possible!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1wXKzmruU
Listen to this song while you read​

Right before the phone call ended, he said we must follow the "typical rules of engagement when it comes to high quality and legit MMs" which of course i agreed with. I dont want him johning after i bend him over and deliver a delicious D-tilt for the KO now do i?

Best of 5 games
HOBO rules
Matches must be recorded and put online ASAP
Both players must try their absolute hardest

Easy enough right? Well for me it is but for him? LOL we will see.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNia1vtyWg
Listen to this song while you read​

What if StarKiller loses? Here is what he must do!

1. Admit that Xyro is the Peach Slayer and that Samus goes EVEN or BEATS peach.
2. Pay Xyro 50$ in CASH!

What if Xyro loses? Here is what he must do!

1. Change his name to whatever StarKiller wants.......FOREVER.
2. Must use the poop colored samus suit.......FOREVER.
3. Admit that StarKiller is a Samus Slayer and admit that Peach BEATS Samus.
4. Pay StarKiller 50$ in CASH.

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HOBO 32 thread: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=12677748#post12677748

HOBO 32 results thread: http://tinyurl.com/3lardjy



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~momentai~

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Go KB! His turnips of justice will pierce your evil lesbian armor, and then his u-smash and f-air will wreak havoc upon your gooey lesbian center!
GO GUTTER $LUTZ!
 
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Xyro, I want to see your money match results of the past 6 months posted in the tourney results. Like you said, this is serious business.
 

Silly Kyle

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Xyro is going to bring the smackdown after getting some Silly Kyle experience at WHOBO 3!!! Where do you think he learned the term gutter****, after all?!?
 

Xyro77

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Lmao I love xyro threads.

Isn't Illmatic even with you in tournament sets?
He says he has more wins over me but i highly doubt it(i tend to not keep track of trashy players so maybe he does). The most recent time we met, i sent his candy *** to losers. But im pretty sure We are most likely even.
 

z00ted

The Assault of Laughter ﷼
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I am still over you by ONE.

You kept on putting me in tournaments when I just started and you beat me over and over again. That is the only reason why.
 

Xyro77

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I am still over you by ONE.

You kept on putting me in tournaments when I just started and you beat me over and over again. That is the only reason why.
I smell another MM


Im gonna see if i can practice with illmatic before this big MM. This will give me the chance to pass up illmatic and also prepare for the king of beef.















Here is a sneak peek of what my charge shot can do


 

Eddie G

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The Green Lesbian has no idea what's coming his way. I may even tempt his *** to go Zero Suit just to maybe stand a chance. :cool:
 

~momentai~

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looooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Go Xyro!
Traitorous swine... turning your back on your fellow gutter $lut. I guess you really enjoyed that f-tilt ramming; he has converted you into one of his lesbian cheerleaders.

KB's gonna give this lesbian the dyick so hard he'll turn straight.
 

Y.b.M.

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Wow!!! this match is going to be super Epic....i want to see this recorded with crowd hype!!!

You got this KB
 

Chuee

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looool @ what Xyro has to do if he loses.
I'll be rooting for KB just because I wanna see xyro get a name change LOL
 
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