RAP BATTLE Game!

To anyone who's been following UserBlogs past couple weeks there's been alot of rap battles going on. And as partaker in it, it not only proves a point (sometimes xD ) but it's also really fun. I think this is the first normal thread I've ever made, ever. lol

RULES:

I'll make a rap and then the next person has to rap in response. And then the next person can team up and add or attack the prior poster and the posters before etc. as it builds.
I'd like at least 4 lines in a post if you can do it.
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Since I'm the OP I'll be the first to jump on board,
But even though I'm first you can bet I'll get the last word!

Super Sonic with 4 digits is my name.
Dumbfounding and astounding is my game.

You may think I'm generic because my name's not original.
But I got creativity that'll put you all through mental hell.

You can bring your best, I'll take you on.
And don't you even start thinking of that lame*** head strong song!
You see I've done this before.
And now I'm knocking on your doors.
I'll take you all out one by one.
But that's gonna be just half the fun.

You can't deny that this rap is fly.
You shouldn't even try to just get by because you won't survive,
Long as I'm alive.
I'm a kamikaze pilot and I'm taking y'all into a nose dive!

Well I've took the time to throw some rhymes.
Do what you can to try to take your stand.
Either turn away or face this day,
With me.

Yo,
I swear I dunno what this Sonic fool be thinkin',
An' idea so insane I swear he must be drinkin'.
Put a rap battle in the Forum Games?
Man,
the damn guy must be insane.
But MPH is here an' gonna set things right.
'cause what's a rap battle 'thout two in a fight?
An' maybe more 'n more'll come and pile in,
but they better not try an' think they gotta chance to win.

Fin.

Well lookee here, it's the first contender,
Too bad it seems his brain's already been put through a blender.

Who you callin insane?
You're too stupid to fear what goes on in here.
And who you callin fool, tool?
When the truth is all too ****ing clear.

Is that all you got?
Told yall to give me your best shot!
It takes all kinds to make the world do its rounds.
But you'd think it'd roll right off with all the ignorance that abounds!

Don't say fin because I've just begun.
And to be truthfull with you, you just don't got what it takes,
Son.

Look at all these fools tryin to rap
clearly they all need to be slapped
blah blah blah blah
I didnt hear a word you people said
blah blah blah


raps my game
remember my name
you people are lame
your words sound the same

dont cry
dont lie
dont deny
cause im so fly

There's a reason rookies are called what they are.
And by the sound of you man you're not getting far.

Your rhyme's are a joke,
What are you on, coke?

Don't waste the thread space because you aren't fly
You must of bumped your head to think that's a lie.

So why would I, remember your name?
You didn't change the game, it's exactly the same.

You disgrace this place with your simple mediocrity.
You're not worth the time or worth my pity.

There is a reason why they call me a rookie
because I get all the nookie
clearly your lyrics are crap
and you need to be slapped

i own this game
which makes you insame
your lyrics are lame
no one forgets my name

I got this stage
I will put you in a cage
while going on a rampage
this rap battle i will engage.

I will knock down your door
stomp your floor
slap you some more
like a 2 dollar w****

If sonics your name
than Dr. robotnik is my game
I won this battle
you lost your war
now with my caliburn
I will burn you to the floor

Yo son, quit hatin' Hater
We could do this now, or you could come back later
Either way, results will be the same
After I finish, you will not be the same

I've got advice for you man
Put more than four words in a line, if you can
No one forgets your name?
I'd beg to differ, you're generic, you're lame

I could walk you down the street and see 20 emcees like you
But walk far and wide and no one can spit like I do
Come back when you've got somethin' to say
Don't take too long, sucka, I ain't got all day

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SOLID my man, I couldn't agree more.
That smashhater mother ****er is sucking *** hardcore.

Hater you don't get squat,
Man you think your so hot.

But I'm gonna tell ya right now before I bury ya alive
That with vocabulary like that, how'd you even survive?
You should go back to school like the child you be.
Because with lyrics like that you couldn't beat a baby.

Knock on your head cuz I can tell it's hollow.
Better quit while your behind, your words are way too shallow.

Your grammar's a failure
Your lyrics are weak
You better heed every single ****ing word that I speak!

Go back and try again fool, I can wait.
But no more wanna be bull ****, you're giving me a headache.

I come back here, and whaddo'I see?
Some wet-mouth rookie wanna mess with me?
Fresh off the register and what does he do,
but come down here and try and try to mess with this crew.
I mean, seriously. You wanna-be.
What makes you think you can contend with us three?
Is bringing a ****storm all yer good for?
Can you pick your sorry *** up off the floor?
Three on one, you might say's a bit fake, yeah,
But bringin' **** like that's just askin' to be breaked, yeah.

Yeah, but if you think you can win this, then you must be on crack,
and you know 'bout that ****, it gives ya' heart attacks!
It's diabeetus, i know, but it ain't easy to rhyme;
you gotta think real hard, then keep your homophones on time!
But back on topic, here, i'll beat you back into 4-bit,
or whatever pre-atari graphics was, it's confusing technical bull****.

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Oh what's this, new kid on the block?
My words imprison you, turn the key in the lock
Don't think I don't see that six six six
I got that Hades flow, ride you down the river Styx
This may be a Smash site but I play no games
With me, it's just kickin *** and takin names

H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this *Forum Games* rap! HUH!!!

Super!!! Sonic! HUH!!!

He's the creator of this game, you know him well.
He's finally back, to kick some tail!
His rhymes so fly, he says 'em in spurts,
if he disses ya', it's gonna' hurt!
He's harder, better, faster, and stronger, too!
He's the first member, of the Forum Games crew!

MPH!!! Deku! HUH!!
MPH Deku is here!

This poster's got style, so listen up dudes!
She changes her avi, to suit her mood!
She's quick and nimble, when she needs to be,
She'll bust out sick rhymes, at the count of three!
If you oppose her, you're choosing wrong,
With a hip and a hop, she'll make ONE COOL SONG!

SMASHBROTHER! HA-TER!

He has no style, he has no grace.
This poster, has a funny face.
He can talk sh**, when he needs to
And rap his heart out, LIKE A FOO'!
Inflate his ego, just like a balloon,
This stupid rookie just digs this tune! HEY!

SOLID! SOLID, HUH!

He's back again, and about time, too
and this time, he's in the mood!
His rhymes so fly with his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ face,
His lyrics will throw you, ALL OVER THE PLACE!
He can make you cry when you hear his tune,
so rookies beware, HE'S AFTER YOU!

Smashfan! 666! Smashfan666 is here!

Finally, he's here for you,
it's the LAST member of the Forum Game crew!
This guy's so smooth it isn't funny,
Can make those rookies cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a plotline with relative ease
Makes the Forum Fight, seem such a breeze!
He may throw punches, and say you're high,
But smashfan's, one heck of a guy!

C'mon Crimson, take it to the bridge!

Forum Fight, Hurt/Heal, you're gonna' get owned,
Rate my avi and the Danger Zone! HUH!

Forum Fight, Hurt/Heal, you're gonna' get owned,
Rate my avi and the Danger Zone! HUH!

Crimson! Crimson Feint! Crimson! Crimson Feint is here!

Here I am with my red name,
I gotta lay down the law
You see I went into this forum game,
won't believe what I saw

Got the FGames crew singing rhymes,
Singin so bad I could call this a crime,
Better get started cus you know I be carding
And y'all know better this ain't no warning

Don't feel like putting more effort into the third stanza ****
What you didn't know is that **** rhymed with ****
But censors are pretty funny things you ****
Because I definitely just rhymed this in ABAB format ****

SOLID is a pretty cool dude
and not to be rude
but I'ma about to make worlds collide
when I bring in my side.

Hey red name
What are ya doing in my forum game?

In this here there be only one rule,
Trying to survive, Sold number 2.

Your name's number 2 cuz your second rate,
It's more than just the red that makes the haters hate.

You came into this like you were the best thing here,
First sign of stupid is to have no fear.

You have no flow but you try to stop my show?
I'll take you, break you and put you in ground.
You won't even make it to the next ****ing round!

Moderator I don't care about your red name,
When I'm down here in these forum games.
Your infractions and your bans won't do **** for you,
Better run while you can there's nothing you can do,

Fool.

Yeah, i mean, you're a mod, you're kinda' out of your element,
so straight back to timbuktu is where you'll be sent
if you think you can contend with smashboards' 50-cent.
if i were you, i'd go into a pit to begin my descent!

Sure, you guys may have a copy of the smashboards handbook,
but you don't have to rub it into all our crannies and nooks,
and act like you have eternal locked-in hooks
to our hinges to control us and how things look!

You guys don't have a chance when tryin' to rap,
i'll admit you're pretty good, but not good enough to scrap
our attempts to get ahead when you thun-der-clap.
so improve, ya' mod beasties, we ain't taking no crap!

I mean sure, they were pretty bad, but i pull out all the stops!
and you guys are pretty good, for the smashboards cops,
but you just can't compete with what starts out as a bunny-hop
then evolves into a great leap. here, you'll be flattened. 10 posts, tops.

Even if you do somehow manage to survive,
that's all just luck compared to our inner jive!
so look out mother****ers, this h-bomb is live!
i swear, you mods are like some kinda' breeding hive.

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I never wrote a rap before, dont know how to rhyme,
Aint a f***in n**ga and I never done a crime.
one thing that I know, one thing that I'll show,
f*** these b****es up with Peach's broken forward-throw.

But really I don't get why we hatin' on others,
The rap game's no different than supa smash brothers.
Back and forth and back and forth, get em off the ledge.
like a metamorphosis, I take this battle's edge.


(this successfully entertained me at work for like 30 mins)

Ha ha. Wow, this is brilliant.
I don't rap so this is my first try.

I'm here sippin some soda and eating some chips.
And now alot of homies are flamin up on this *****.
Some people get it sick some people get it hot.
And when i'm here i'm in the parking lot.

Hey triple six I see your mistake
you joined in '09 and yet you have no praise.
29 posts!? You gotta be kiddin me?
Where were you? Chillin at sin city?
I have doubts on mods who do their jobs
oh wait i'm sorry i meant sold2 and her "INKY" blog.

She thinks she got it yet she has no clue
that a 100 trolls are onto this and it ain't good.

I can see you got good and i see you got spunk.
But with that wonka hat you're nothing but a skunk.

You might be sonic but you ain't super.
You get scared like a cat on wet n' wild's stuka.

Let this rap go on y'all buch a kodas.
Now if you'll excuse me i'm drinkin my soda.

Tokyo gamer you're not too bad.
Though you picked a fight with me and if that's all you had,
Well then sit back noob and I'll give you a lesson
And by the time we're done you'll be crying like a catholic at the pope's confession!

A cat and a skunk you say, how lame is that?
You think I stunk man? Well at least I'm not an *** hat.

I'm a hedgehog fool, cmon get it right.
If ya can't understand that you don't belong in this fight.

I may like chocolate and giant hats
But at least I don't have a fetish with something THAT.
I mean my little pony? It went off the air years ago.
And it should have stayed that way that's a little ***** kid's show.
Next you'll tell me you like dora, and go diego go.
Or pairing Blue and Magenta, both boys if ya didn't know.

So come out me again man if you dare,
But ya better watch out, cuz I don't care if you're not all there.

Sonic, I appreciate the diss
but your edit is a must miss.
If you really want some insults then i'll give you some of this.

You really think you'll stop me over that much puny words?
Well let me tell you son, I'm Derpy Hooves from the motha*** Herd.

You think you so fly if---
(AWWWWW FUUUU--)
I messed up. XD Just posted by accident.

*erm*

You think you so fly cuse you own this street?
Well guess wut sucker i'm the king of the queens.
I get more money than the dollar in your pocket.
I get manes and you get salon ticket in your wallet.

I might not be fresh you but ain't even fresher.
Even the prince of bel-air would think you're under pressure.

So let me say this again y'all bunch of kodas.
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm drinking my soda.

'Ayyyyyy 'Ooooo. Bronie got dat mane goooold.

Yo triple 6, you say you're Fiddy Cent?
More like 50 Tyson, you're time's gone and went
Just stop rapping, this game ain't for you
Your words are simple, you ain't sayin' nothing new

Yo eet, you say this game is like Smash?
Well I'll have you running quicker than Pika's dash
Once you're off the ledge, you know I'm gonna gimp
You ain't no player son, but I'm a real pimp

Hey Tokyo, got nothin to say to me?
Not surprising, my words will scare you up a tree
It'll take more than ****in' firemen to get you down
Make you explode like the 4th, give you the countdown

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd give you credit for taking the embarressment of screwing up hardcore,
But even when you finished it your rap is still an eyesore.

You call my editing a miss?
Well what about your lyrics man lets take a look at all this.

"You'll never stop over that much puny words"?
Damn I didn't know even russians could be pony nerds.
Or how about "I may be fresh you but aint even fresher" What?
Get back on your short bus or back to your ****ing grass hut.
Wherever the hell ******** ponies go.
I could go care less, this is the end of your show.

You ain't gone nothing on me,
It's plain for all to see.
You're just one big ****ed up grammatical fallacy.

SOLID, you're only one here,
Who could stand up to me out of all these ****ing wannabe's,
But just to be clear:

You better prepare because I'm getting bored.
There's a storm coming and I got the Hammer of Thor!

Take your time and make your rhymes,
Because when I come at you man there's won't be nothing sublime,
About the decimation and the destruction that will follow my eruption!
Of words you can't keep up with!
Phrases that you'll get stuck with!
Lyrics that'll make your head spin,
Like the ****ing wheel of fortune!
Don't think we're close to done y'all
I've just begun as I watch you fall!

Solid buddy it's been fun,
But it's our turn now the fight's begun.

I can see my mistakes that i have done
But that doesn't mean i'm not having fun.

You posts are silly, your threads are weird.
This is the internet trolls must appear.

Now lets see who's the finest of the finest.
This is rap, yo. Not science.

Dracos is in for it... im new here but who cares about it...
i feel like there is not a single place in here for me, but i dont really care im just sick
i just saw all your speeches.. those rhymes are so basic, even my grandma could spit it out of her mouth washing some dishes.. bleh bleh but im not here to put you all in a can full of fishes eehw stinky, scary oh god grant me some wishes...

this is trash for you ?huh... dont worry im trying not to go hard
but I aint seen no competition in the game so far
Im already here ,
so you cant make me leave
dont get mad please
like i said please ha-ha-ha dont you believe!
im just trying and i agree.

now back to the "it" coz i like rhyming with it, see it my way...just another style of making it
not 4 rhymes per verse! hell no my verses have more rhymes than your limits but thats not it, this style is only one time... it wont work when you copy mine, yeah i bet your going to use it... just get used to it, everybody know that I do it
they say hes dope but I new it
you had a chance but you blew it
and I wont stop till I get mine
every peny, every dime
every ball, every line
dont grind, don't shine
going to hard when Its about mine
thinking In a quit have you lost your mind
got me A coop with the top down
Im The King Of My Block Now

=) thanks hope always a better post

So not to shift allegience or cast some doubt here,
but I agree with smash that this pony stuff is queer.
Why's it popped up just all of a sudden?
And why's half of smash world decided to jump in?
Nobody I've asked been able to explain it.
So what's with that 'Bridlemaids' billboard, dammit? DX
I thought that maybe it was an internet only deal,
but no, it's broadcasting on TV for real.
So think you can explain without sending me a link?
Or is that just to much for a derpy to think?

D-win, brutha, I'll deal with you later.
Once I'm done busy bein' a pony hater.
Or maybe, if you wanna catch attention from me,
you'll get some style, some identity.

Yo those fools ain't nothin' new but Sonic you ain't nothin' newer
They call me Killer Croc but I ain't swimming in no sewer
You say you got Thor's hammer? You can call me Iron Man
Got that Tony Stark money, try to stop me if you can!
You say that you'll erupt, but you are no volcano
I'll wash you away like a bottle of some Drain-O
All you other suckas kneel and kiss the ****in rings
Sonic you can line up too, you know that I'm the king

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't mean to brag but it's more than ponies.
Just a girl's show? what a phony
This show was created by craig mckracken's wife
Her name's lauren fraust she's the one alright.
It ain't like dora and it ain't like diego.
It ain't some happy **** supported by prego.

first and second episodes are the least favorite ones
but once you look at 3 the show has now begun.
You may find some fanfics that have alot of gore
like cupcakes where pinkie pie goes psycho to the core.

Now let me tell you all: Don't be dissin this good ****
Because if haven't watched it, then why you judging it *****?

You make almost no sense in that post.
It's as if the doctors replaced your brain with french toast.
So why would it matter if you had brain cells
when your now just full of aunt jemima, what the hell?

It's as if you tried to babysit your nephew watching dora.
The nephew says, "I want soda" and you say, "You want dora!?"

Now look, y'all going up to next level.
Now you better be careful or you'll frowned by the devil.
This is TokyoGamer not Taco Sandwich.
Y'all are ready? or are y'all just a sad witch?

Yo where's Sonic, ain't got time to waste on you fools
I know this ain't 4 lines, but **** da rules

I see you talkin' 'bout Dora, 'dat ****'s so hype.
But you better watch out 'cuz now Swiper's gonna' swipe.
You better look in the bushes when you hear a noise.
Or Swipers gonna' swipe you, girls and boys.

Your rhymes are so weak, just go back to Japan.
That's right Tokyo Gamer run as fast as you can.
Now I'm not scared of your weak retaliation.
You couldn't hurt a fly if your postbits are any indication.

So fun on home to your family and your friends.
'Cuz here and now is where this RAP BATTLE ends.
Now if any of you think that you're game enough for more.
Meet me back in this thread at 30 after four.

I leave just for a little and what do I see?
Every one of you *****es trying to get a piece of me!
You should have quit back when you had a little dignity,
I'm not just king of the block, I rule the whole ****ing city!

Now watch as I take you and break you, one at a time,
With my astronomical, magical, fantastical, rhymes
That'll make you think I was professional.
I told you I'd give y'all mental hell!

Now D-win must be derp man cuz from what I can see,
All he can rhyme with is it, fool what's that to me?
You're another rookie, a failure,
Cant even comprehend what the **** I say here!

You stretch your lines out to make them seem deep,
But I know kids who write better **** in their sleep!

The D's about right but the win is more than wrong,
Cuz if you didn't know son, you've been losing all along.

You insult me Derp, claiming I want your style,
There's no style to speak of so let me sit you down for a while.
Teach you a little something about rhymes,
Lines, and meshing words.
All new concepts I'm sure you've never heard.
Trying to be intelligent with your stretched out phrasing?
But what's in that dribble is anything but amazing.

Don't waste the space in this special place.
I don't got time for you so get out of my face.



And SOLID is iron man or so he says,
But iron likes lightning like homie's guns like feds.

I'll strike you down till your name means nothing
Oh wait it already doesn't well isn't that something?

What's money gonna do for you in a place like this?
This is the internet fool or was there something I missed?

Don't talk to this hedgehog about things like rings,
He's been collecting em before you born son, you're no king.
I'd kick your *** before I'd kiss it
You know I'm fast as sound man I ain't gonna miss it.

I got the time,
I got the game,
I got the words,
This aint the same,
As back in school,
When we were small,
This is a battle to the death and winner takes it ****ing all!

If you wanna top me you'll have to do better.
You're all burnt out. I'm still wearing a sweater.

And to the Little Pony lovers and haters you can go right ahead,
I'll crush you another time, for now I'll let it go to your heads.

O hai, it's you boy Wig-Money
You may think my name is silly,
but that **** ain't funny.

I wavedash like crazy,
with my silly slippy shoes,
mother ****ers thing they got it
til they **** up and they lose.

My weegee is untouchable,
he causes mental anguish,
I'll smash you like a waffle,
no, *****, it aint danish.

Hit you with the weegee chop,
cut your *** in two
i do it it on the daily
you think im worried bout you?

Shoryuken is what im screaming
when I up your candy ***.
But now I gotta practice,
peace out, I'll see you *****es at LasT.




wegee swag. :D

Hah, I remember we had one of these back in the day on vVv. Had to do this, I'm bored as ****.

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There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I played Melee
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Sleuth
That if I went pro, I’d go right through the roof

He said what if you got platinum, I’d just laugh at him
That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom
Five hundred something million hits worldwide later
I’m doing a podcast, I don’t need an elevator

Yeah Em, I don’t need a ride to the top
Unfortunately for all you ****s I’m a cop
I’ll pin any battery charge on you and damn I won’t stop
I’ll even pay the court to spray you in your white top

I don’t have feelings, I have mixed emotions
Like crack addict critics that sway and go through the motions
If I made a movie, it’d probably get slammed and hammered
I’d have to crawl around and use my UAV jammer

Black ops, they call me a ninja
Because I’ll swoop in behind and straight up kill ya
Or maybe that’s an eagle, I stand for freedom
I’m shooting out fireworks and warnings so heed them

And fortunately I don’t know who they call Wiggins
Come to think of it, I’ve never heard who that kid is
Karate chops are old school, first gen Machamp did it
This file’s getting a bit too big for me but I’m not finished

I’m sick of people who argue just for argument’s sake
I can debate, even leave you in a wake of hate
****ing Akuma, ****er I know who the hell he is
His *** was broken in Turbo II, I hope he didn’t have any kids

I hope you don’t have none either, please don’t breed
There’s more than enough stupid people than we actually need
Google searching google just so you can google a google
That’s how many times people said you ***** a standard poodle

I could send you to jail for that, get out of jail free card my ***
I’d create a plasma beam for the sake of just glassing your ***
And the Covenant wouldn’t be mad, they’d be ****ing lovin’ it
But thinking your raps are good is probably good enough punishment.