I actually think they should redesign Little Mac, because he has obviously been through many championship matches. In fact, he was the first to beat Mike Tyson. So I developed a story:
Little Mac, infuriated, responded to his challenger, growling, "No one...
NO ONE insults coach's breath!!! No one!!!"
"That's right!" The coach said. "I use Listerine. Kills 99% of germs and fights bad breath!" Sold at your local store.
Mac searched for the arena his challenger spoke of. Mac went through the forest of eternity, the field of massacre, and the depths of hell to arrive at his destiny. He had thrown away his little red souls from his hands long ago, anticipating the deadliness of his foes. Finally upon entering the Final Destination, his opponents appear in front of him.
"I am the one they call Yellow Thunder." The voice echoed deep in the back of his mind. Confused, Mac twists and turns his head to look for the source of his madness.
Suddenly another voice coming from the same direction says, "Have you come to meet your demise? Then let I, the Spherical Nightmare, end it quick."
"You give him mercy?!" Two voices at once interrupt the Spherical Nightmare, "You've lost your edge!"
"Leave him be, Absolute Zeros. " He says calmly to the two voices. "This is just another nuisance."
"Well said, Verdigris Knight." The voice most clamorous of all continues, "Young Mac, you are a brave one to accept my, the Crimson Arbiter of Oblivion's, challenge." The characters finally appear in front of Mac.
"Is this it?" snickers Mac. "BRING IT ON!"
"Let's go!" they all rush towards Little Mac.
To be continued!
