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Pen and Sword II - The Fireplace Needs Tending (Round 2)

Virgilijus

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I copied this post almost verbatim from SharpEvil; I'm sure he won't mind.

Welcome to Pen and Sword! For you that don't know what Pen and Sword is, allow me to explain; Pen and Sword is a writing game that rewards skill, creativity, and prose. This is not a game for those with commitment issues, those who dislike writing, or anyone incapable of capitalizing the first letter of their sentence. However, if you like to tell stories, have a character in your head clawing to be cemented in history, and enjoy some healthy competition, read on.

HOW TO PLAY

I - Overview
II - Winning and Losing
III - Character Information Sheets
IV - Reserves
V - "Good" Playing and "Bad" Playing
VI - Misc FAQ
VII - Characters Playing In THIS Game


I -- OVERVIEW​
Here are the rules in a nutshell, which I will soon explain in depth. The game is an all-out war of combat and writing skill. In this game, each participating player submits a profile of the character they will be adding to the story. The characters will all then be dropped into a tournament where the object is to kill all the other players. When the game begins, the GM will post a prologue, which will drop each character into the game at a certain location. Once the game has begun, players can "reserve" a spot by putting in a post with the word "Reserved". This gives the player a set amount of time (Depending on the number of players at the time and speed of the game, it should be around 2 to 3 hours) to write their piece of the story. Once each character has gotten an opportunity to get some writing in, the GM will make his reserve, and end the round. At this point, the GM determines who is the weakest writer, and writes their piece of the story, eliminating their character. (generally, but not always, through death.) The object of the game is to be the last character standing. Please note that this is a long game for those who don't lose early, so please be prepared to keep going. Nothing is more disappointing than having a game fall apart because nobody feels like writing.

IMPORTANT: You may choose to use a character from an existing work. Last game I used Blackbeard from the series One Piece and had a helluva good time doing it. But don't make the pre-existing character a crutch; this game is about what you can create or evolve, not just show us what some one crafted before you. As GM I reserve the right to deny these sorts of entries if I feel they will be a detriment to the game. Keep it classy.

II -- WINNING AND LOSING​
As stated earlier, there is only one way to win: Be the last person standing. In addition, because nearly every one of these games includes the characters being forced to kill each other against their will, the characters have, on occasion, staged uprisings against the GM's character. This can happen in the last or second to last round. When this happens, the GM may choose to become a playing character, and the winner will be decided by votes of those not playing. If two players rise against the GM, they may both win, if their writing abilities are on par with each other. This is the only time more than one player can win.

Losing comes in two simple varieties. The first way is dying with honor. You write your heart out, you put up a good fight, but the GM is forced to kill your character off because the other players simply managed to outshine you. There is nothing wrong with this.

However, not everyone stays the course, and the GM maybe be forced to disqualify someone for inactivity. This will look no different from a regular loss. The character will be removed and a new round will begin.

I understand that some people are a bit sensitive about having their characters killed off. The only guaranteed way to keep your character alive is to win, but depending on whether or not the GM had a death planned, you may be able to arrange a kinder fate for your character with the GM.


III -- CHARACTER INFORMATION SHEETS​

Before you can play, you need a character. You can make one up, or "borrow" it from something else. Using characters from other materials is only suggested for the best writers. Certain characters may be denied at the discretion of the GM. Regardless of where your character is from, you must fill out a CIS. Every player will have a different color. All length suggestions are merely guidelines, and may be ignored if you so desire. Please PM your completed CISes to the GM. (Me.)

CIS:

Character Name

Character Race

Age

Text color

Apearance- A paragraph or so description of the character's appearance.

Description- A 1-2 paragraph description of the character's personality, origins, fears, morals, etc. Don't be too descriptive; after all, then you won't have as much material to write about once the game starts. Give us a rough idea of what your character's like. For a full character, it is good to include flaws as well as strong points.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.- What sort of weapon does your character wield? Does he or she rely on martial arts techniques? Do they use magic? Can they fight at all? (Because your character is being dropped into a fighting tournament, it is best, but not necessary to create a battle-ready character.)



Do not feel limited in the creation of your character. Remember, the winner is based on writing skill, not their character's abilities. You can choose to play a 16 year old girl from Colonial America, or a crazed swordsman with a magical glove giving near-godlike abilities. Either can win, and neither has an excuse for god-moding. (See: Good and Bad playing) For ideas on the variety of characters you can create, previous characters have included:

A young girl who communicates with a rabbit
An old man who commands six sentient marionette puppets
Don Quixote
A Twenty Foot Norwegian Titan formed of demonic black paper
The group of sentient leeches from resident evil 0
Inspector Gadget

Here are some examples of previous CIS entries. Please note that these are rather long ones, and that yours can be as short as you want.

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Name: Leebrus

Age: 11

Color:Green

Race: Human

Appearance- A Link-ish green cap, blond hair, a tattered dark green shirt overtop of a light green long-sleeved shirt, baggy, dirty, tattered brown pants.

Description: Leebrus lived for a long time in an orphanage, where he was the subject of abuse of the nasty old owners of the place. One day, he acquired a magic pocket watch, one of four (each of which represents one of the four elements). His particular watch allows him to alter the age of things, with certain limitations that I'll explain in the Weapons section. At first, he used this new power to right wrongs that he saw, but has now descended into using it for his own amusement. He absolutely loathes adults, and often makes them the butt of his trickery.

Weapons: As explained above, Leebrus has a very large pocket watch. He will swing this around like a ball-and-chain (though it's not quite as large as one) when combat is required of him. Other than that, he uses the watches special properties to manipulate the ages of his enemies/victims. There is are certain rules that he must adhere to, and since I don't plan on explicitly telling them during the story, I guess I'll list them here.

1. Depending on the amount of change he performs, the speed at which he makes things age, and the victim's proximity to the watch, Leebrus expends a certain amount of energy. Therefore, ideal conditions would be for him to change something as little as necessary, as slowly as possible, and while the victim is in direct physical contact with the watch. The watch can't affect things far distances from it at all. Overuse of the watch can physically exhaust him or even kill him.

2. When Leebrus uses his powers on himself or an inanimate object, the first two things that cost him energy in the previous paragraph are ignored; he'll only expend energy if he isn't touching the object with the watch.

3. The watch has an infinite ability to make animals and people younger. For every year of time taken away from a victim, a year gets stored inside the watch. Leebrus can then add these years to other victims in order to age them. He'll start this game off with 10 years, unless Sharp objects.

4. Making some one so young that they become unborn or aging some one to the point of death both take MASSIVE amounts of energy, and are therefore usually not done.

5. While fighting, the amount of energy comfortable for Leebrus is one where every direct hit with the watch will take off or add one year, depending on which he wants to do. He very seldomly defeats opponents by actually KO'ing them or something similar; his goal is instead to make them an age at which they are no longer a threat.

6. Leebrus' watch is the one that represents wind. Therefore, he has the ability to hover above the ground a few feet.
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[collapse=Seth Albel]
Colour - Blue

Seth Albel

Age 23

Weapons - Although proficient with every weapon, he excels with a bowstaff and at marksmanship. His martial arts is also something to fear.

Bowstaff, Martial Arts, Revolver. (Don't have firing the gun in your posts, mmkay?)


Physical Description

Fair skinned and standing at 5'11, Seth is both incredibly fit and flexible. He is slim, and thusly isn't as powerful as the more robust fighters. However, he more than makes up for this with his speed, technicality, and endless stamina. With this, he is easily able to outlast his opponents and discover flaws in their technique. He has dirty blond hair and green eyes. As for clothing, he wears a white material long coat, which parts above his hips. (Sort of like Seto Kaiba's blue one, for all you Yu-Gi-Oh kids) Under this, he wears a black undershirt, and fitted black pants. His clothes are specially tailored for him, and are strangely durable and leave plenty of room for his martial arts. He also wears black boots, with tiny spikes on the bottom to improve traction.


Psychological Description

Seth is very calm and collected. Along with that, he is also very intelligent. His quick wit allows him to constantly come up with new approaches on the battlefield. He is very arrogant, so he only decides to fight when he feels it's worth his time. He carries around a case of cigarettes, and smokes however many he sees fit per day. He is never afraid of any person, creature, or object. Rather, he'd find enjoyment being on the losing side of a battle. HE WILL NOT BE THE ONE TO INITIATE A FIGHT.

Likes - Reading, Sunsets, Obstacles. (um, the moon!)
Dislikes - Being interrupted, Weak people, wasteful people
Fears - Running out of cigarettes.


Background

Seth is the leader of a Bounty Hunter's guild, based in Spain. His nationality isn't known, and neither is much of his past. What is known however, is that he appeared as a bounty hunter at the tender age of 15. He learned how to use each weapon in the bounty hunter guild's armory, becoming at least mediocre with each. His teachers quickly became his subbordinates, as he became the leader at the age of 20. He went off for a year on a special assignment, returning as an exponentially better fighter, and a chain smoker. He never lets anybody touch his cigarettes.
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Please note that in all likelihood, we are going to have more than enough "mysterious samurai/ninja loner with extreme battle skill" types. You're welcome to use one if you'd like, but if you're too similar to someone else, you may find it difficult to differentiate yourself from them.

IV -- RESERVES​
Reserves are fairly simple. When you want time to write out a chunk of story and nobody else has a reserve, simply put in a post which clearly states that you reserve the next post. You will have a certain number of hours to write. As the game progresses, you will get more time per reserve. If your reserve time runs out, your reserve will be canceled, and you will have until another player reserves to post your story. If another player reserves, you may not post, as it may contradict what they are writing.

V -- "GOOD" PLAYING AND "BAD" PLAYING​
Because this is a writing game, you have virtually limitless potential in what you can do during your turn. The best players tend to spice things up to keep the game interesting, forming groups and truces with their characters, triggering huge events that everyone must respond to, and filling in their characters with lots of personality for others to work with.

There are two practices majorly frowned upon in this game: god-moding and player-controlling. These are considered very unsporting, and will count against you when the GM is considering who to kill off.

God-moding is when you treat your character as though he were invincible. Theoretically, a character can have infinite power, but it annoys everyone if he constantly taps into it to beat the ever-loving crap out of all of the other characters. Even though the story is about characters fighting, the actual battle is one of writing skill, and it's both boring and poor writing to have a character that has no faults. Heck, your character could lose every fight he takes part in, but if you're the best writer, you'll still win.

Player-controlling is when you write extensively about the thoughts and actions of a character other than your own, especially when your portrayal of the character is inaccurate. This rule becomes laxer as the game goes on and you learn more about the subtleties of the characters of others; after all, how are you supposed to write well if you can only talk about one character? Still, try to avoid this near the beginning. The GM will probably be lenient on you for this one unless the player who owns that character complains. In addition, it's generally a bad idea to permanently mutilate another player's character. (Cutting off fingers, scarring the face, etc.) The best way to avoid trouble with other characters is to get in touch with them through AIM or another instant messager. If you send your AIM to me with your CIS, I will put it into your character's profile.

VI -- MISC FAQ​

Q: How much do I have to write?
A: That depends on your competition. Generally, the average length will be somewhere between 1 and 2 pages in Microsoft Word. Quantity is secondary to quality, however, and two pages of poorly written story will still lose to half a page of well written story.

Q: You talk about this game like it's been around before? I can't find it. Has it been here?
A: This game is new to the smashboards. If necessary to get a feel for the game, I can post a link to a separate message board with a few older games on it, but I would prefer to start fresh here.

Q: How many people can play?
A: I would prefer to limit it to ten players, maximum. If I get more entries than this, some of the more suspect players may have to give a few paragraphs to prove their ability. If there are no suspect writers, we will either go above ten, or I will be forced to not include the later applicants.

Q: When is the game starting?
A: The game is expected to start around the 21 of June. At this point, school will be out in just about all US states, assuring that everyone has time to write. It also gives ample time for people to think about and submit their characters.

Q: I've found a flaw or error in your rules!/I have a question not in the FAQ!
A: Then send it to me through PM, or at my email address laskowski.andrew@gmail.com

SIGN UPS AND CHARACTERS

I'm aiming at having 12 people in the game (or 10, depends on the turnout). It's first come first serve; send me your CIS and you'll be given a slot. Once the roster fills up we'll get going and I'll post the prologue.

1) Tom
2) KevinM
3) Meta-Kirby
4) Clownbot
5) Evil Eye
6) Macman
7) Vanderzant
8) McFox
9) Scav
10) (。◕‿‿◕。) aka JungleFever
11) TMW Redcell
12) Namaste

[collapse=Dr. Ulysses Day]
Tom said:
Name: Dr. Ulysses Day

Age: 68

Color: Sienna

Race: Human

Appearance: Dr. Day stands at a fit 5'5", dressed as an impeccable English gentleman in a bespoke brown-tone suit, including all of jacket, trousers, waist-coat, and flat cap. He wears a bronze pair of small round spectacles and keeps his matching pocket-watch tucked inside his jacket, hooked to his waist-coat. Underneath his flat cap, his grey hair neatly recedes to a balding crown. He carries a dark brown umbrella to match his dark shoes and belt.

Description: Dr. Day is the aged curator of the British Museum's Medieval exhibits, including European and Islamic scientific instruments, European Medieval Archeology, and Late and Post-Medieval Arms and Armour. Ulysses was born in Egypt to a pair of English archeologists. He was raised traveling around both Africa and the Middle-East with his parents until mid-adolescence when he was sent to a formal boarding school in London. Graduating from formal school, Ulysses attended the University of London, studying and excelling in the fields of Medieval history and archeology. After graduation, Ulysses obtained his doctorate in both subjects before becoming a professor at the Institute of Historical Research at Senate House in London. The young doctor fell in love with a literature professor named Margaret, and after a lengthy courtship, married her and had a single son. Teaching well past tenure, Ulysses remained well respected by his colleagues and loved by his students until Margaret's death to illness. Ulysses searched for renewed happiness traveling the globe as he did in his youth, until after more than three years of scattered travel he was invited back to the United Kingdom for the birth of his first grandchild, a baby girl named after his Margaret. Ulysses settled back into his house in London and accepted an invitation to act as a curator of the British Museum, devoting his life and his home to taking care of both the museum and his young Molly. While Dr. Day often has to keep Molly from getting lost in the museum or destroying the artifacts he keeps as his private collection in his basement, her endless curiosity revitalized his mind and spirit and gave him his renewed happiness.

Weapons/Techniques: 1. Dr. Day wields a hardy and durable steel umbrella.

2. Dr. Day is incredibly knowledgeable in the areas of mathematics, science, archeology, and Medieval weaponry. He is accustomed to long hikes, climbing, swimming, and other physical activities accompanying rigorous travel.
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[collapse=Icho Itachi]
KevinM said:
Character Name: Icho Itachi

Character Race: Human

Nickname: One Punch

Age: 25

Text color: Sandy Brown

Appearance: He's an extremely tall slender man of about 6'9 with a majority of the height being in his legs which are of his most prominent features. He wears a loose fitting suit and a white fedora and is normally seen with a prominent scowl upon his face. He has platinum blonde hair at medium length and he weighs roughly 175 pounds. His entire body is rippled with toned muscle and he walks with a swagga.

Description-: Itachi is a 25 year old chef for an old sushi restaurant out of necessity. He had no where else to go as he was abandoned at a young age by his parents who were creeped out by a very special trait of Itachi's. He has no emotions, ever since he was little he just went through life and it sickened his parents. He was found torturing cats and other children by beating them and forcing them to do things for him that he didn't want to do himself. His parents soon got rid of him fearing for their own safety as his lack of emotion and his demands for perfection became too threatening to the family. He saw himself as a plane above everyone else. As a result he always keeps himself in flawless condition and his cooking is renowned throughout the world. The only thing he ever could express himself in was art, but due to his utter lack of emotion he often found himself throwing away pieces that would otherwise be considered works of worth. However, his lack of emotions contributes to his brutal fighting style as he kicks and punches much harder and faster then most human beings since he has absolutely no reservations of human life and doesn't tire as quickly.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: Itachi stands with his hands loosely tucked into his pockets, relying on his height and leg span to both defend and attack. Using his legs like a man would a sword, holding up his leg & using defensive kicks to parry peoples blows, using his speed to constantly be just out of reach of the opponent. When doing kicks he will keep his distance, spending most of the time defending to wear down the opponent, then finish them with a swift kick to the head. Often, if provoked to fight longer than the blow to his head, he would bring down his kicks like someone would when slashing with a sword, bringing his legs down from high up & striking down ones body. Fists are the same, he mainly defends, but instead uses counters more than simple parrying, catches the fist, crushes the fist. Catches the fist, pulls the arm out of the socket. And in the same way as the legs & feet he will finish with a blow to the head. He is also very fast. When he simply can't be bothered to block he is more than happy to duck & weave as the opponent throws whatever at him. Not only is he strong (possibly because pain doesn't hold him back) he is much faster than most normal people & shows acrobatic skills like they are as natural to him as breathing & will often flip over people in a means of getting away. He would land perfectly & then calmly walk away, hands in pockets. If someone was watching one of Itachi's fights they would think he was toying with his opponent, much like an older brother would to his younger brother. However his lack of feeling adds a lack of morality & his hits are brutal & merciless.

Weapons: He has almost no weapons those in times of great peril he has blades hidden in his wingtips that he merely access by pressing a button with his big toe.
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[collapse=Ayoko von Stroll]
Meta-Kirby said:

Name: Ayoko von Stroll

Race: Human Cyborg

Age: 17 (in appearance) and 5 (in number of years since built)

Text Color: Carolina Blue

Appearance:

Ayoko is a slender build, about 5 foot 3 inches tall. She has a very pale white colored skin. Her hair is a misty blue color and is tied at the top into two pigtails that extend down her back and to her knees. She wears a black and navy miniskirt and a sky blue tanktop. Her eyes are extremely big, bearing pupils the color of the sky. She wears a pair of high-tech looking boots.

Description/Background:

Ayoko von Stroll is the teenage "daughter' of Professor Karma von Stroll. Because Professor von Stroll's wife was killed in an automobile accident, von Stroll became mentally unstable and began constructing cyborgs from the various mechanical parts in his basement labaratory. In December of 2005, he created Ayoko von Stroll, his first "successful" creation intended to replace his dear wife. However, the "replacement" may have become slightly too literal; creating Ayoko, Professor von Stroll used body parts from his deceased wife.
Ayoko von Stroll has the cognitive processes of a typical teenage girl. However, before Professor von Stroll could program emotions into Ayoko, he was killed creating another cyborg. Ayoko shows little emotion aside from happiness and surprise.
She does not know her purpose in life, and often may wander into situations that do not call for her presence. Ayoko is half human, half cyborg.

Techniques/Abilities:

Built into the pigtails of Ayoko's body are vast amounts of blunt weapons and cutting tools, such as chainsaws, hammers, and, her favorite tool to use, a round, spiked chain-mace; the spikes of this mace are tainted with a lethal poison. Ayoko can cognitively "summon" these weapons to replace her pigtails, which are constructed of an unbreakable synthetic fiber.
Ayoko is an incredibly quick problem solver, able to completely solve problems using theoretical and mathematical algorithms and reliable heuristics.
Ayoko's reflexes are incredibly swift and her brute strength does not match her apperance at all. She has the strength of a machine, yet the appearance of a teenager.
Ayoko's body is composed of human skin on the exterior; however, her organs are synthetic and made of steel.
Ayoko has a innate fear of other cyborgs. She does not have much battling experience with others; however, she has perfected use of at least 10 of her pigtail weapons.
Ayoko's boots are specially designed by her "father, Professor von Stroll. Similiar to Shadow the Hedgehog, Ayoko is able to speed around the ground using a Xenon-gas based jet engine built into the bottom of her boots. She is unable to remove these boots and, using the jets, travels around 60 miles per hour.

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[collapse=Legna]
Clownbot said:
Name: Legna

Age: 518

Color: Red

Race: Demon

Appearance: Legna's body is gaunt. His ribcage is grotesquely visible through his red, rough skin; his arms and legs are bone thin. Two small, curved horns sit atop his head. His yellow eyes are like those of a cat's. His teeth are fanged and his hands and feet are clawed. Most of the time these are his only notable features; however, he may grow a long tail ending in a sharp blade and a pair of leathery wings at will.

Description: Legna is a household name in hell. He's not a very popular demon, but he is well-respected for his experience at his job: Underworld Head Messenger. He's something of a mail carrier for pain and suffering. He also delivers messages to Earth-going demons on duty.

Legna is cold, sadistic, and cruel. He has no passion or respect for human beings or other demons below, equal to, and in some cases even above him in status. He is quite condescending, giving himself much more credit than deserved (especially when it comes to his level of intellect, which leads him to believe that he's never wrong).

Legna is claustrophobic, not taking well to confined spaces. His thin body is rather fragile, and although he can heal any bones he breaks faster than they would heal naturally it does take a good bit of time and strength for him to do so.

Weapons & Techniques: Legna's physical strength is rather lacking, but he makes up for it with his experience in psychological warfare. At a wave of the hand he can find out anything he needs to know about a human being, and more often than not he uses this information to his advantage. One of his favorite things to do is toy with people's emotional weaknesses.

If the battle gets physical his primary weapon is the blade of his tail, which he usually grows out long enough to hold in front of himself, using it as a flexible sort of sword. Other than that he uses his pointed claws and fangs for fighting. He can also use his wings to take to the air if the situation demands it.
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[collapse=Bruce Clay Cooper]
Evil Eye said:
Character Name: Bruce Clay Cooper

Character Race: Human

Age: 51

Text color: Blue

Appearance: Cooper is a large man, standing just over six feet tall and weighing well over two hundred pounds, he has the bulk and muscle of a football player, though he has gained a small paunch in his latest years of middle age. Despite this, he remains a surprisingly agile and durable man for his age, and people are often surprised to find themselves outran by him. His right hook is known to break jaws and he once suckerpunched a target into a brief coma.

Cooper typically wears a red T-shirt, brown leather jacket, well-worn from his many adventures, blue jeans and thick boots. He is bald, and often forgets to shave. His face is a widened array of injuries collected as only a man who spent his days trading fists could boast -- a flattened, oft-broken nose, battered and thick lips, mild but common facial scars.

Description-: Cooper was initially a police officer in the city of Orlando. However, just a few years into his career, he soon gathered a severe disdain for procedural and structural flaws that allowed many of his hard-won collars to go free. The last straw was in 1987, when he sat outside a known serial-pedophile's home waiting for an arrest warrant to come and ended up called away from the scene due to lack of evidence.

Quitting, Cooper spiralled into a brief period of alcoholism before the idea of pursuing justice outside the law came to mind. He acquired a bounty hunting licence, and before long the name B.C. Cooper was feared by those hoping to escape justice. Finding purpose in bringing criminals in with no one to answer to but himself, Cooper's reputation as almost sadistically violent with his charges began to precede him. He is, above all else, doggedly persistent, and he would live his days as a bounty hunter by the code that he would finish what he starts or die in the process.

In finding himself on what he felt was a proper path for himself, Cooper made little time for friends. Those that he had, at the time, soon faded into the mist in favor of his pursuits and determination to do what he felt was right. This has led to a lonely existence, although he would never consider this.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: After losing some fights to the odd savvy criminal, Cooper put his bounty hunting on hold briefly while he trained in krav maga with a private instructor. This, in addition to his police training, added a much-needed degree of technical skill and finnesse to his, at the time, ordinary brawler fighting style. Though Cooper was no doubt a world-class fighter in the prime of his bounty hunting career, and though he trains hard to stay in shape, he has of course slowed down somewhat in his age. He remains highly skilled and very strong, but his speed has been difficult to maintain, and thus he is bound to have difficulty with a combatant that is faster than he. All the same, Cooper staves off retirement because he can often counter this by fighting dirty. Whatever it takes.

As many of his charges would attempt fleeing to Mexico or even farther south, Cooper has taught himself to speak most dialects of Spanish.

In addition to the random skills one picks up when operating outside the law -- lock-picking, B&E techniques, hotwiring, etc -- Cooper has a set "toolbelt" of sorts that he uses to optimize his success.

Taser: A standard police-issue Taser that fires a probe on a wire that lodges itself into the victim and releases a paralyzing and incredibly painful electric charge. Has a limited range equivalent to roughly the length of your average house.

Baton: A titanium alloy extendable baton that can go from half a foot long to a solid two-point-five feet long at the flick of a wrist. It hurts. A lot.

Handcuffs: A bounty hunter's second-best friend.

Pepperspray: Self-explanatory, a highly caustic aerosol that causes temporary blindness.

PDA: Cooper uses this for just about everything, from communication via its cellphone and e-mail technologies to information storage. Cooper keeps a file in his PDA on almost every person he ever meets and his thoughts on what they may or may not be up to. He has personally made a steel faceplate to protect the PDA from damage, and the screen is highly durable Plexiglass. The PDA also doubles as his camera, binoculars, and GPS unit.

Switchblade: One of the illicit skills picked up in his days of bounty hunting, Cooper's trusty switchblade has proven a highly useful tool... and a highly deadly last-ditch weapon.

Beretta 92FS: A highly accurate nine-millimeter firearm with a ten round detachable magazine. This would be a bounty hunter's first best friend.
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[collapse=Saruwatari]
Macman said:
Character Name: He is referred to as Saruwatari

Character Race: Human

Age: 11

Text Color: Crimson

Appearance: Saru is a scrawny, but lean young boy; he is just nigh of 5 feet tall and weighs about 98 pounds. He has clear chocolate colored skin and small but defined muscles throughout his body. His hair that was once long and chaotic is now cut down to just a few millimeters. He maintains the care-free expression of a boy though his brown eyes show a hint of sadness. A small, horizontal scar can be seen just above his left eyebrow.

A small, crimson, monkey can generally be seen hanging from Saru's shoulder or curiously poking his head out of Saru's black drawstring bag. His name is Kohiin[Ko].

Description: Saru lived in Africa until the age of 8, where he was raised in a jungle by his father. They lived in a very secluded area; not many people came by the house. Because of not having much outside human contact, he would befriend many of the local animals.

However his father was a very strict and knowledgeable man. He taught Saru many things, ranging from how to speak english and japanese to how to kill a wild boar. Saru suffered from what Americans would refer to as ADHD, and because of this his father pushed and disciplined him very much in order to not let such a condition affect Saru to a great extent. Because of his fathers guidance, Saru turned out to be a quick learner and well disciplined. When he turned 8, he witnessed the death of his father and only parent.

At that time he was flown to New York and put in an orphanage. A few months later he ran away from the orphanage and began to live on the streets of New York. He relied on petty crimes like pick-pocketing and stealing from convenience stores to survive. However he would feel bad about doing such things and would always try to do one good deed for each bad deed that he committed in order to repent. The good deeds generally would not be well balanced with the bad ones. For example, helping an old lady cross the street would be enough to make him feel better about accidentally causing a small traffic accident while fleeing from the cops. But in his adolescent mind it seemed to be a fair trade-off.

Weapons, Techniques, Etc: His father taught Saru Judo, Tae Kwon Do, and Capoiera. Saru is also very quick and agile and has a good deal of endurance and energy. He sometimes carries around a red wooden staff that he is very adept at using. He also has a small switch-blade that he uses to cut open the pockets and purses of unsuspecting civilians. Saru has an uncanny connection with animals; any creatures that are around tend to gravitate towards him and will generally help him out with any struggles that he may have.
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vanderzant said:
CIS

Character Name: Jaha

Character Race: Turtle

Age: 15 (In turtle years, maybe?)

Text color: Plum

Appearance: Jaha is a turtle. Not quite a ninja, not quite a squirtle, but some kind of overweight in between. He's a little bit pudgy, but not to the extent where movement is impossible or inhibited. Like any other overweight reptile, Jaha's most defining feature is his incredibly hard shell, which he can withdraw into at will. This shell may or may not contain pressurised waster cannons (but probably not). A talented young fellow, he can stand on both hind legs and walk around, but only reaches around 4 feet high. His shell is a brownish-yellow colour and his skin is jacaranda blue.

Description: Jaha comes from a large family of other turtles, but left his watery home to pursue other interests such as fighting. He is quite a simple being, and while he is deep down a "good" turtle, his lack of intelligence can often lead him to display a lot of greed and stubbornness. Jaha is a free spirit who likes to make friends, but his flaws often prevent him from keeping them around for very long. His biggest weakness apart from his personality is his insatiable hunger. Jaha is ALWAYS hungry, and as such can be bribed, tricked and beaten in the name of food.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.- Jaha is quite strong for a turtle his size, and wields a large axe. He is also known to slide around on his shell as he makes a formidable projectile once he gets going. Jaha prefers to be on all fours while moving around, yet to do this he must sheath his axe. He also carries several hand axes in his shell, which he can throw pretty far. Plus, as a turtle he will happily bite/sit on those who stand in his way.

Weapons: Axe, Throwing/Hand Axe, Turtle Power
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[collapse=Calvin]
McFox said:
Character Name - Calvin

Character Race - Human Male

Age - 6

Text color - Orange

Apearance - Calvin is a thin boy with blonde hair. He wears a red and black striped shirt and black pants.

Description - Calvin was born on November 18, 1979. Calvin never developed proper social skills, and as a result, spent most of his time personifying and playing with his stuffed tiger, Hobbes. To Calvin, Hobbes is not a toy, nor even a pet, but a friend. A tiger with his own history, thoughts, and emotions, that sometimes run counter to Calvin's. Many of Calvin's ideas could actually be attributed to Hobbes. Together with Hobbes, Calvin would imagine himself in all kinds of crazy universes: a universe where he was a space-traveller, or a fighter pilot, or a detective; there was no limit to what Calvin's imagination could come up with.

However, Calvin's greatest invention was the Transmogrifier. It began as a simple cardboard box, to which Calvin attached a dial and left some space. By simply writing the name of a person or animal, turning the dial to it, and getting in the box, Calvin could become that thing. He could become a tiger, or a dinosaur. Calvin could become tiny, or grow to enormous proportions. The Transmogrifier is all-powerful; with it Calvin could reverse the direction of gravity, or even clone himself; simply by writing the appropriate command on the box and turning the dial.

Calvin spends a lot of time in his own company, even when he is around others. It is sometimes hard to tell whether his perception of reality is closer to truth or to some fantasy that he has come up with. Calvin is lost without Hobbes' presence and guidance, even when Hobbes manages to get him into trouble. Calvin also has a (not-so) secret crush on one Susie Derkins, although it is Hobbes who manages to articulate Calvin's feelings about her.

Weapons/Techniques - To Calvin's mind, things from his imagination are as absolutely real as anything from reality. So from Calvin's perspective, the Transmogrifier has limitless potential.

In the past, all adults and other people Calvin have encountered do not believe that the things in his imagination are real. They see Calvin talking to a stuffed tiger toy, or emerging from the Transmogrifier exactly as he entered it.

However, should someone ever believe in Calvin's powers, then they will be just as affected by Calvin as the rest of the world is in his imagination. To them, Calvin can turn into a giant dinosaur and eat them, or clone himself a million times and attack. And in a competition like this, all it would take is one believer to set Calvin's imagination loose on the other contestants...
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[collapse=Sergei Ivanov]
(。◕‿‿◕。) said:
Character Name - Sergei Ivanov

Character Race - Human

Age - 54

Text color - Tomato

Apearance- Sergei is a 6'1, slenderly built Russian. He looks somewhat straggly, and is a bit of an alcoholic. His hair is beginning to turn grey, his eyes are bloodshot. Under his fur coat and shirt, however, he is incredibly toned and seems fit. He always seems to have a 5 o'clock shadow, with a bit of a beard growing at the end of his chin. He uses an umbrella as a cane to walk around with.

Description- Sergei was born and raised a Russian nationalist. His dream was to be a part of the secret police everyone knew and feared. When we turned 18 he finally began to see his dream come true.

He started as an "intelligence provider." He made his first big niche' with the KGB when he developed the Umbrella Gun, used in the assassination of Georgi Markov. He then began to work for the Third Directorate, which covered military counter-intelligence and armed forces political surveillance. After serving the KGB for 15 years, Sergei disappeared off the face of the Earth. It was said he defected from the KGB.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.- While Sergei's main area of study was in weapons manufacturing, as an Agent he learned how to wield light fire arms. He also learned several techniques pertaining to machines, including hot-wiring, disabling and building new machines. As a spy, he taught himself two forms of martial arts; Krav Maga and Southern Style Preying Mantis. He keeps two Makarov Pistols and one SPP-1 Pistol in his fur coat. His umbrella is also of the same design of the Umbrella gun, which enables him to shoot pellets containing the toxin Ricin.
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[collapse=Max Jeremiah Quartermain]
tmw_redcell said:


Character Name: Max Jeremiah Quartermain, aka MJQ, JAzz Bar, MJQ Jazz Bar

Character Race: Human

Age: 30

Text color: FireBrick

Apearance: Picture Duke Nukem... with an attitude. He always has his pair of shades. He wears a denim vest, a t-shirt, and jeans. He is 6'2" and 195 pounds, brown hair, and aside from his size and fashion and appearance he looks like your average American citizen.

Description- MJQ is a man born and raised in Portland, Oregon. He takes a lot of pride in being a concerned citizen who enforces common courtesy and protects the weak,situations that seem to come up a lot. He is both socially aware and socially ignorant. He is confrontational to the utmost, fearless, and always believes he is in the moral right. Sometimes he really is, sometimes... not exactly. Here is a journal entry he might write:

So, I was at work yesterday, and I happened to walk by this guy's desk. I noticed on his computer screen that he had his personal E-mails pulled up. I asked him who he thought he was to do this on company time, and then, he told me that his daughter was sick at home, so he was checking up on her. I then punched his cimputer screen out, and Look him straight in the eye and said, " Who do you think I am? Jerry Lewis? I dont want to hear your sob story, so get back to work before I get you fired." He then said a few cusswords, and then, then He tried to punch me, I blocked it, then , I gave him a swift, round kick to the groin. I asked him if he wanted some more, and he came at me, again, so, I slapped him, then I hip tossed him into the nearest filing cabinent. I looked Over my should at anther worker who was standing near by, and I said...." File him under G..... for garbage." Needless to say, I was quite pleased, because now, that means there one less person in the company for people to look at.


He tosses one-liners with ease and always looks people straight in the eye. When not in some kind of fight, he lives the life of an 80s/90s action hero, driving his corvette, having sex with his girlfriends, and working at his weight training office. If he finds no fault with someone he is congenial but gruff.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.: MJQ Does not carry any weapons of his own. He is however skilled in non-fancy martial arts, wrestling moves, and general fisticuffs. He frequently hip tosses and drop kicks punks and other people disturbing peace and productivity. He is also a keen observer and will always use his environment to his advantage, neglecting any damage that may be caused in subduing those on the wrong side of the argument. He is not opposed to using weapons when he wants to, and is skilled with guns, knives, blunt objects, and any simple weapon. He is incredibly tough and, while he never seems to need to, he can take a hit with the best of them.
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Scav said:

Name: Chris Walker/The Broken Man

Race: White

Age: 32

Text color: Slate Gray

Apearance – Chris Walker is a gangly 5'10, wearing a white oxford shirt with the sleeves rolled up, dark slacks, and shoes that are much too expensive for any kind of physical activity. He has the build of a guy who keeps himself in shape for golf – fit enough to not need a golf cart, strong enough to get a decent drive, coordinated enough that when he lets his coworkers win, it's only by a stroke or two. He keeps his blonde hair closely trimmed so it won't get in his face, and when outside he almost always wears a pair of cheap sunglasses.

Description – Chris is a talented surgeon for a prominent Chicago hospital. He's meticulous when it comes to work and charming when it comes to coworkers. Combine this with the fact that he graduated top of his class from Johns Hopkins, and Chris is one of the fastest-rising surgeons his new employer has ever seen. If you were to read his online dating profile (who has time for meeting people when you're throwing in multiple double-shifts a week?) you'd quickly label him as a perfect catch. I mean, he even volunteered as a physician's assistant in rural Peru for a year before committing to med school. Peru!

There's just one problem. Chris Walker, technically, no longer exists.

What was once Chris Walker has been infected (or chosen, or ****ed) by an ancient demon known as The Broken Man. For thousands of years, the demon has jumped from person to person, gradually taking control of their minds and annihilating their personalities. The Broken Man is actually the sum of every soul it has ever possessed, taking its victims thoughts and memories with it to the next target.

The demon's goal: pain. Physical pain. It draws power from the physical pain of both its own vessel and that of anyone nearby. The more pain surrounding it, the more powerful the demon becomes, and the more control it can exert over its host.

Luckily for Chris, he was only recently infected. For now, he's still (mostly) in control of his mind. In fact, he still has no idea that he's not alone inside his head. All he knows is, when his patients cry out in pain, he's suddenly calmer, stronger, and better able to tie off that artery...

Weapons/Techniques/Etc. –

Chris: If you need a doctor, Chris will be there with all the superpowers bestowed on him in Medical School. He also has an old-school doctor's bag containing a few necessities – morphine, adrenaline, bandages, iodine, syringes, scalpel...

Broken Man: The Broken Man's power is simple, but the applications are complicated. The Broken Man can sense and feed on pain experienced by anyone in a 50-foot radius.

The more pain people feel around him, the stronger he becomes. This manifests as physical strength, manual dexterity, reflexes, hand-eye coordination, and endurance. It also allows the Broken Man to manipulate and alter Chris Walker's body, manifesting most often as regeneration. The Broken Man can repair Chris's broken arm, fix Chris's sliced carotid artery or even heal a shot to the heart, but only if it can draw on enough pain from both Chris and the immediate vicinity.

If nobody is hurt, Chris will be an average doctor who is (mostly) in control of his mind. But if surrounded by agony, the Broken Man will be in control of Usain Bolt Meets 1970s Arnold Schwarzenegger. And that's not counting any unpleasant ideas the Broken Man can then draw from the experiences of 1000 lifetimes.

It's important to note that the power of the Broken Man is finite. A papercut will not provide enough energy for him to repair Chris's broken arm. It might, at best, make Chris feel like he just finished his morning coffee. Painkillers are also an effective way to dampen the effect.
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[collapse=Max Payne]
Namaste said:
Character Name: Max Payne

Character Race: Human

Age: 31

Text color: SeaGreen

Apearance: Caucasian, clean cut. Brown cop hair. Black trench coat, white undershirt, grey suit pants, black loafers. A lackluster red and blue spotted tie tied loosely around his neck. His face seems stuck in a dead look, like a sculpture carved by a blind maniac who had never seen human emotion. His voice is a low noise, like a narrator for a film.

Description: He was still in the force then. NYPD, patrol officer. Every day it seemed worse, every action simply stewing the broth in Hell’s Kitchen. A wife, a baby girl, and a house, until the drug epidemic. V, a designer drug, short for Valkyr, named for the norse angels. Junkies geeked out on the drug chose who lived or died, like the Valkyrie themselves, and butchered his family.. That was when everything changed, when he woke up from the American Dream. Went undercover for the DEA, but the Valkyrie weren’t done, and he was framed for a murder he didn’t commit. With nothing to lose, Max Payne unleashed a storm of violence against the city’s underworld during the worst blizzard on record, leaving behind a trail of dead crooks and bullet casings in case he needed to find his way back. But there was no going back. His family was dead. He was now a fall guy, put into a catch 22 against his will. But Max Payne wasn’t one to shy away from his fate. He was put into a fatalistic position, and he would be ****ed if he was going to sit back and let them get away with it. He knows the depth of the criminal minds, and knows the only way to see the world is in abstract metaphors that make little sense, like skidmarks behind him that branch out in a bonsai tree, giving him the illusion of which branch he should follow when the path was already laid out. Like Loki he was chained to the rock of his revenge, his past dripping on his face like burning snake venom with no way to dodge. But in a world of violence and criminals, Max Payne was unleashed.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: Duel berrettas hang in holsters on his belt, his jacket pocket filled with opiate pills to kill his pain. He’s been in more gunfights then John Wayne, and knows how to jump and lunge, dodging a hail of bullets while releasing his own like white doves from the pocket of a magician.
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Chapter 1 - The Professor Arrives

The door to the hotel opened and closed very quickly. The man who came in, despite his very round and sturdy umbrella, was still thoroughly drenched. He shook off as much water as he could and then peered out of the small window in the center of the door. He had never seen a storm so fierce and unexpected. Just twenty minutes ago the man had been joying a stroll through the countryside before this god forsaken storm decided to show.

The man behind the front desk stood up and put his hands palm down on the table top. "Welcome, good sir! Would you like a room for the night?"

The old man checked the bottom of his shoes for mud. "No, not today. Just trying to stay out of the rain."

A look of disappointment swept over the proprietor's face and he raised his left arm and pointed in the direction of the lounge. The old man nodded out of courtesy and very quickly made his way down the foyer steps.

Inside the lounge was a large, roaring fireplace, several pretentious portraits of nobility on the walls, and three red leather couches packed from end to end with other travelers seeking shelter from the storm. On the far end of one couch sat two young boys; one black, the other white and wearing a very bland red and black striped shirt. Next to them sat a teenage punk girl with blue hair and a man whom Ulysses instantly pinned as a doctor. On the couch opposite them sat an arguably more eclectic lot. In the middle of the sofa, arms crossed and fedora resting gently on his sleeping face, sat an incredibly tall and lanky man that took up more than half the couch. To his left was, truth be told, was a very large turtle (or tortoise, though Ulysses knew there was no longer a distinction between the two words) sitting much like a human would, one leg propped over the other and both hands resting on his knee. On the other side of the tall man sat an emaciated demon, ripe with horns, wings, and a pointed tail. On the last couch sat four large men, each more rugged and manly than the next. One of them, an insomniac in a fur coat from first impression, attempted to spread his legs to gain a better position. The man to his immediate right grunted and pushed back, pretending to straighten his blue and red spotted tie as he threw a soft elbow into the man's side. The other two men (one bald and some what fat, the other more muscular and in a denim vest) stared each other up and down. Ulysses assumed they were sizing each other up for fisticuffs later, but these days you never know.

With a small sigh, the old man decided to take a seat next to the demon; oddly enough, it felt like the least dangerous seat left. The moment that he sat down, the sound of the front door to the hotel could be heard through the foyer. Everyone (save the young boy in the red and black striped shirt who was too deeply enthralled by the tiger skin rug) turned to hear what they could of the new arrival.

"Welcome, Professor!" the guests heard the proprietor say. "I was beginning to think you wouldn't make it, what with this hellacious storm passing through. You are the only reservation I have for several months! To think if my only customer had to miss because of-"

"Oh, fear not Herr Dowd! I would not miss this opportunity for the world!" The Professor's voice was not particularly deep in pitch, but seemed to resonate through the foyer. "Is my room ready?"

"Yes it is, Professor. I can take you up there right away."

"Excellent! Magnificent!"

As the Professor and the proprietor walked past the foyer steps, everyone inside the foyer stared intently at him. The professor stopped mid stride and instantly did a turn about to face the stranded travelers.

"Oh, Herr Dowd! You did not tell me you had other guests!" The Professor's face was much more excited than surprised.

"They are not patrons, Professor. They are merely passer byes seeking temporary refuge from this storm" All of the people (and non people) on the couches heard the inflection on the 'temporary' quite clearly.

"Then that is even greater, for then I can not waste their time because their time here is all ready wasted!" The Professor walked down the foyer steps and stood center before the fireplace. He did not seem remarkably tall but there was no one standing next to him to properly compare. His hair was a unanimous auburn and wavy, though not particularly long. His attire instantly outed him as an academic of some kind; he wore a dark maroon vest with matching trousers and a red bow tie. His build was average, though leaning on the side of slender. He wore his sleeves rolled up just past the elbows and sported dark blue and bone white saddleback shoes that didn't have the slightest trace of water or mud on them. In fact, the Professor appeared to be completely dry despite only being in front of the fireplace for a few moments.

"Welcome, travelers! I... am Professor Woland" the Professor said, his German accent making the 'W' turn into a hard 'V'. "I, like many of you, am traveling, yet I seem to have the fortuitous luck of having reserved a room beforehand. You do not know how much this luck eats away at me! Why should I be favored over any of you? If only I could give you something in re-"

The words and sudden pause came out of Woland's mouth as if scripted.

"Herr Dowd, would you mind if I gave a performance - for free, of course - to these fine, wayward travelers?"

"Uh, sure, I don't see wh-"

"Stupendous! Marvelous!" The large briefcase Woland held at his side that no one, not even the proprietor, had noticed until now was gently set on the floor and opened. From inside the leather case stepped a remarkably black cat. The cat was very large (about the size of a boar) and walked effortlessly up to Woland's side on it's hind legs.

"Master, could you please warn me before you open the case again? I was in the middle of a particular riveting game of chess and it's so rude to-"

"Quiet, Behemoth!" Woland said assertively.

"Yes, Messire. Whatever you say, Messire..." The cat stood next to his Master and faced all of the guests and straightening his white bow tie as he did.

"For those that do not know me -though all of you do- I am a distinguished professor of black magic and, given permission from Herr Dowd..." Woland motioned to the proprietor, who sheepishly bowed a response. "I would like to perform my act for you with the help of my assistant" The large cat next to him made a small curtsy of acknowledgment. "With that, let us begin! Behemoth!"

The black cat nodded and took center stage before the audience as Woland made his way a chair in the corner and sat down very deliberately.

"For the first of three tricks," the cat said in his high, nasally voice, "I will need a volunteer." The cat lifted his paw and scanned the room. The young boy in the red and black striped shirt raised his hand enthusiastically. The only other person to raise their hand was the man in the red and blue tie, though he tried to disguise it as a stretch. "You!" the cat said, one sole claw extended. "You will be the volunteer!" The proprietor looked over his shoulder before realizing he was the one being talked to and made his way past the couches to stand next to the cat.

"The first trick will be... shooting this this invisible apple off of his head!" The cat pulled out a revolver from somewhere within his fur with his left paw and what might have been an invisible apple from the other. The proprietor instantly began to sweat at the sight of the gun and tried to back away.

"Do it", Woland's voice commanded from the corner of the room.

The proprietor, still hesitant, reached for the apple that might have been in the cat's left paw.

"I would like to remind you all that this is just a trick," the proprietor said, talking to the guests on the couch as much as he was reassuring himself. "It's an illusion. There's no such thing as real black magic."

The cat's eyes drew thin as he stared at the proprietor. Quickly, he gently laid the revolver down on the carpet and pulled a red silk cloth from deep in his fur and tied it over his eyes.

"What... what are you doing?" the proprietor asked, his voice shaking as much as his body was.

"Giving myself a challenge" that cat replied, the corners of his mouth ever so slightly upturned.

The proprietor slowly backed away from the cat. "That blindfold is making me some what nervous..."

"Me too!" said the cat. He picked up the revolver with his right paw and with his left, produced a rather large bottle of vodka and took a swig.

"Why did you do that!?"

"To cool my nerves!" The cat set the bottle of vodka on the floor and slowly raised the revolver past the proprietor's waist, his chest, and finally, his head.

"It's only an illusion" the proprietor whispered to himself. "It's only an illusion..."

The cat's paw became steady and right before he squeezed the trigger, he quickly dropped his aim several degrees and shot the proprietor through the left jaw and out the right temple. There was no blood and the proprietor fell to the floor a mere pile of flesh and bones.

"TA-DA!"

The cat took one knee and smiled, awaiting his applause. The man in the denim vest gave a few slow and intermittent claps, while a few others tapped their palms together but made no sound. Visibly upset at the applause, the cat picked up the vodka bottle and took another swig before exiting stage right.

Though no one saw him get up, everyone on the couch knew that Woland was now walking towards the fireplace.

"For the next perfomance of black magic, I will read your fortune. I will warn you that the fortunes I read are without a doubt, absolutely, without fail correct. Never once in my many years of reading the future have I made even the most trivial, minute mistake and may the devil take me if I ever do." Woland motioned to roll up his sleeves despite them all ready being tightly rolled.

"Behemoth, get over here!"

"Yes, Messire." The cat, still visibly annoyed, set the revolver and vodka bottle down and walked over to Woland. The cat opened it's mouth; it's jaws wobbled and stretched till it's mouth was the exact size of a ripe watermelon. Woland leaned over and slowly reached into the cat's mouth with his right arm. From the view of the spectators on the couch, it appeared as if the length of Woland's arm inside the cat was in fact longer than the throat and body of the cat itself and still, Woland reached deeper.

"Ha!" Woland said, excitedly. "Found it!" The Professor quickly pulled his arm out of his cat. Gripped tightly between his thumb and forefinger was a small strip of paper. Woland grabbed it with his other hand and pulled it taught as he read.

"Oh dear. Oh, how unfortunate."

"Why? What does it say, Messire?"

Woland took out a pair of spectacles from his vest pocket and gingerly placed them on his nose.

" 'As the night ends, only one of the travelers will be alive. One, and one only' " Woland rolled up the sheet of paper and placed it in his pocket. "Oh dearest me, this is horrible news!"

"Would we be considered travelers, Messire?" said the cat, trying to sound as worried as possible.

"No, Behemoth, we would not. For we had reservations."

"How fortuitous you made them ahead of time! Wonderfully fortuitous!"

Woland took his spectacles off and they disappeared in his hands. He looked over at the proprietor, who still had the invisible apple on his head, and then back to the guests.

"Since our esteemed Herr Dowd no longer seems capable of being host, I feel I should be an adequate replacement. Do you agree?"

"Yes, Messire! We agree!"

"Splendid! Behemoth, could you hand me my briefcase?"

The large cat nodded and wobbled over with the briefcase. Woland opened the case up and pulled out six keys.

"I know that none of you intended to stay the night, but with a storm this size? Only the devil knows when it will end. So, I have decided that each of you can stay for the night, free of charge. However, there are only seven rooms! Luckily for me, I had one of them reserved and to break that reservation would be tantamount to blasphemy. So, Behemoth and I shall keep that room. The rest of you must share the others. Let us see..."

Woland looked at the first key.

"Max Jeremiah Quartermain and Jaha?" Max and Jaha stood up quickly and slowly and in that order. "You're room number one." Woland tossed the keys to Max.

"Pardon me if I mispronounce, but Ayoko von Stroll and Bruce Clay Cooper?" The blue haired girl and the fat man stood up. Woland handed the keys to Ayoko. "You are room number two."

"Sergei Ivanov and Legna, you are room number three. Chris Walker and Icho 'One Punch' Itachi, you guys are room number four. Saruwatari and Max Payne -great name, by the way- you guys are room number five. And finally, Calvin and Dr. Ulysses Day are room number six."

After handing out all the keys, Woland stood very still, eyeing over each one of the guests.

"I have a quest-"

"What is the third black magic trick?" Woland said, having been waiting for that question all night. "The third black magic performance is that I took the liberty to make your rooms more... interesting."

"One could even say they are not rooms anymore!" shouted the cat.

"Behemoth."

"Sorry for interrupting, Messire! A thousand apologies! I'll kill myself if I ever do it again! I'll throw myself into the-"

"Behemoth."

The cat stopped talking, walked over to the briefcase, sat on it and started spinning the chamber of his revolver. Woland continued on.

"Since you are all travelers, I thought I would do you the favor of bringing some of the more exotic locations to you. Many say that 'the raft is the shore'. That the journey is more important than the destination. That to give you the rewards without the challenges is fruitless. And I agree. So, I have decided to give you the reward and the challenge!"

Woland clapped his hands once and held them at his chest. His eyes narrowed in contentment. All of the guests began walking out of the foyer in their pairs

"Lights out will be coming shortly so you should all be on your way. Be careful and please... don't lose your keys."
 

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This was not the first time Ulysses had miscalculated the patterns in a grey sky before taking a countryside stroll, nor was this the first unfamiliar establishment he had stopped in to wait out the unfair weather. This was, however, the first couch he had ever shared with a demon. Taking the empty seat next to the creature, Ulysses moved slowly, taking advantage of the opportunity to analyze the creature without attracting its attention in turn. Its skin seemed a darker, rougher red leather than the couch. It sat with a hunch, exaggerated by the gross definition of its backbone through its emaciated figure. It sported horns, wings, and a tail. Ulysses took care when sitting not to brush against the creature, though as he sat, the demon seemed to shrink away from possible contact - it hunched deeper, it folded its wings, it retracted its tail. The entrance of another patron to the hotel attracted the attention of the crowded room, and as the demon moved its head towards the front desk, Ulysses saw its eyes - dark, and yellow.

He hesitated at the sight of those inhuman eyes, and failed to turn his head. Eye contact - and if the demon was not aware of Ulysses' analytical, prying eyes, it was now. Panicking slightly, Ulysses fiddled with his pocket watch, pretending to check the time. As the open face of the bronze watch broke eye contact, he hoped to avoid offending the demonic creature. Closing the watch after a few seconds, he saw the creature finish a strange hand gesture - a wave of one bony claw - and grin before moving its attention towards the noise. Ulysses convinced himself it was just a greeting.

The newest-comer introduced himself as Professor Woland and with the fascination of the entire group, introduced his assistant, a walking, talking, fat cat. Behemoth, as he was called, put on a blind-fold, took a pull from a rather large bottle, and aimed a revolver high in the air above the volunteering receptionist. Then, undoubtedly on purpose, he shot the man in the head.

At the sound of the gunshot, Ulysses' attention woke as if from a dream. Just as the entertainment moved immediately from magic to murder, the doctor pushed up his spectacles and surveyed the man in front. As the show continued, Ulysses evaluated the man as his captor and the cat as a threat far greater than the demon. The demon, at his right peripheral, seemed wholly occupied by the scene. The turtle seemed to be assessing the situation as well, while the man in the fedora very well might still have been asleep. Though he kept his face towards his captor, as Ulysses' attention moved past his peripheral, his memory painted his surroundings in greyscale, details vivid only to what he could recollect. The three children - the african boy with the black drawstring bag, the blonde child in red sitting with the stuffed tiger, the girl with the blue hair - he assumed were panicking, and most likely being calmed by the young adult next to them. Continuing to the next couch, the four larger men - what was important? What did Ulysses know about them? One had appeared old, though not as old as Ulysses; one had a vest...? What else? Closing his eyes, he strained to think, and remembered - a belt of handcuffs and a baton, and slightly concealed weapons - the answer to this situation would prove to be discreet communication with one of these two, hopefully and most probably, members of law enforcement.

The professor began to announce names and dispense keys. As each pair rose to claim their key, Ulysses took this second chance to examine as much as he could of the men around him. Ulysses took a bit of comfort matching names to bodies as only a professor can, and continued to absorb the details of those around him only until his own name was called last. He stood, then, on his umbrella, and shut his eyes - at that moment, he was satisfied, and could see those around him though his eyes were closed. Taking the key from Professor Woland, Ulysses turned to find the final body, his own partner, the young blond boy in red who would be Calvin.

Ulysses was surprised to find the boy standing next to the cat Behemoth, but as he moved to the boy to introduce himself, the cat walked away.

"Hello, Calvin," Ulysses said as he stopped in front of the young boy. Smiling to communicate friendship, he added, "I believe we are room-mates. You can call me Doc."

In this setting of curious mystery and obvious danger, the boy seemed completely relaxed. With one hand he held onto the striped, stuffed tiger. With the other, he ran his hand through his hair.

"Hi. I'm Calvin, and this is Hobbes."

Ulysses smiled at the prospect. The child was thankfully, miraculously unaffected by the violence, and was more involved in his youthful imagination than the world around him; or quite perhaps, the world around him and his imagination were one - a state with which Ulysses was familiar. He leaned over and put his hand out to shake the stuffed animal's hand.

"I wouldn't do that," Calvin warned. "Hobbes is a ferocious jungle tiger."

"Oh?" Ulysses grinned, turning to Hobbes. "Is that so, Mr. Hobbes?"

Calvin, and Ulysses, stared at the doll.

"Hah," Calvin laughed after a moment. "And tell him what you told that cat, Behemoth!"

Calvin, and Ulysses, stared at the doll.

"And..." Calvin whispered, looking both ways around the room, "tell him what that cat told you,"

After another few moments, Calvin shifted his focus and looked to Ulysses expectantly.

"Well," Ulysses smiled. "Hobbes really showed him, now, didn't he?"

"He sure did," Calvin replied proudly, placing his hands squarely on his hips.

"Well then, let's go check out our room," Ulysses suggested. The sooner he could get the child away from the scene of the murder, the better.

"Let me get my Transmogrifier!"

Ulysses watched as Calvin turned and hopped back to the couch to retrieve a folded cardboard box. As he watched Calvin inspect the box, he turned his attention slightly to see one of the two probable police-men, the larger, bald man with the baton and handcuffs at his side. The man was standing near the young blue-haired girl, but also met Ulysses' gaze. As Calvin returned and they made their way to their room, Ulysses stopped for a slight moment.

"Bruce Clay Cooper, of room two," Ulysses recalled. "I am-"

"Dr. Ulysses Day," Cooper responded seriously, "of room six, with the boy Calvin."

Met with a mind in kind, Ulysses found comfort in Cooper's attention to detail.

"You're a policeman?"

"Something like that."

"Is this a murder?"

"No exit wound on the head. I think he's mesmerized. I don't know what this is, but I think we can agree we've seen "this" one time too many." Cooper's eyes shifted for a moment to and from Professor Woland. He then lowered his voice, whispering, "We'll talk later. I'll find you."

Ulysses nodded before moving down the hallway with Calvin, away from the group.

With a deep breath, and without looking back, Ulysses made his way with Calvin to the last door on the first floor. Walking down the hallway, Ulysses turned to watch Calvin. The boy's eyes were darting all over the hallway, and the boy seemed captivated in thought. He skipped, almost, as he made pace with the thumps of Ulysses' umbrella-tip on the floor.

"What is the box, then?" Ulysses inquired, engaging the boy.

"This is my Transmogrifier. Well, it was, until I developed a Transmogrifier gun. Then I fitted this to be my Cerebral Enhance-o-tron. And Time Machine. And Duplicator. But that caused a lot of problems..."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, so I just adjusted it back to its initial device."

"I see."

As they arrived, Calvin seemed hesitant to step near their door. Ulysses remembered what the cat had said about their rooms not being rooms before had been silenced by Woland. Narrowing his eyes, Ulysses entertained the idea, for just a moment, that Calvin knew something that he did not. He surmised that for Calvin to know what the talking cat Behemoth knew, the information most likely would have passed through...

"Calvin?" Ulysses asked.

The boy looked up at him as Ulysses withdrew the small golden key from his pocket. He held the key between two extended index fingers and lowered it to Calvin's eye-level. If this room was dangerous, Ulysses would need to know immediately.

"What do you think," he asked the boy slowly, "is in this room?"

Calvin stepped, then, without hesitation, to the closed door.

"The prehistoric past. Volcanos, and dinosaurs."

Ulysses relaxed, comforted by the imaginary answer.

"Well then, let's go, shall we?"

He inserted the key, turned the lock, and opened the door.

For a moment, he simply looked into the room, bewildered. He then turned to Calvin, and wished the boy had said anything else.
 

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"Well, another fine mess you've gotten us into Hobbes!" Calvin said in an exasperated tone, striding into the prehistoric landscape without so much as a look back.

"Me? I fail to see how this is my fault."

"It was your idea to try and turn the Transmogrifier into a gun, dummy! If we hadn't been sitting outside all day trying to repair the damage to the original Transmogrifier, we could've been home convincing Dad to pay us to fix the car like we'd planned."

"Well excuse me for caring about efficiency. Don't you get tired of lugging around that box all day?"

"Not more tired than I get from fixing it all day!"

Calvin, Hobbes, and their new friend Doc stepped into the world lost in time. Doc noticed a volcano in the distance, and a herd of duck-billed dinosaurs straight ahead relaxing on the shores of a pond. As soon as they stepped through the door, it slammed shut behind them. Now, a lone door stood in the middle of the empty field where they'd found themselves. Doc immediately tried the handle.

"It's no use," Calvin told him. "We aren't going to be able to get back out that way. I'd use my time machine here to get us home, but I don't think you'd fit in it. We'll have to find some other way out."

"So..." Doc said hesitantly. "How did you know that this is what was through the door?"

"Well it was obvious, wasn't it?" Calvin said while looking around, seemingly expecting something. "I could smell the hot, misty air of the time of dinosaurs. I recognized it from when I came here a few months ago with Hobbes on a photo safari."

"You know," Hobbes said, "I never did get those snacks you promised me to go on the safari with you."

"What are you talking about, I give you food every day!"

"Well, I had to feed that Allosaurus my sandwich, and that looked like a pretty good sandwich!"

Doc stood in confusion, watching the small blond boy argue with a stuffed animal. He could only hear half of the argument, of course.

"If I may interrupt," Doc interceded, "You seem to know better than I do what is going on here. Where do you think we should go?"

Calvin put his hand on his chin and looked to be deep in thought. He looked around at several of the dinosaurs. The duck-bills by the pond, a Stegosaurus family munching on bushes, a herd of Diplodocus ambling their way across the field.

"Ah ha!" Calvin shouted. "This is the Jurassic era! We're 140 million years in Earth's past! This is the same time that Hobbes and I came to before! So all we have to do is find ourselves on the photo safari, and then we'll have two time machines! My old time machine was bigger, until I switched to this smaller, sleeker model. Even you could probably fit in it."

Calvin immediately began walking away from the door. Doc, feeling trepidation but also not wanting to leave the boy alone in this dangerous world, followed closely.

"So what," Hobbes asked, "We're just going to steal the other Calvin and Hobbe's time machine? Won't that mean that we never got back to the present, and therefor never came back here to steal the time machine? That's a logical paradox!"

"Look, I wouldn't expect you to understand. There's a lot of math involved."

"Didn't you get a 'D' in math?"

Doc didn't know what to make of this situation. He was glad there was a police officer (or "something like that") in this predicament as well. Hopefully when he met with Cooper again they'd be able to compare notes and figure a way out of Woland's game.

Doc hadn't studied much paleontology, but he knew enough to know some of the dinosaurs around them. The duck-bills, the Stegosaurus. He didn't see any predators. The landscape was very muggy, and he wasn't exactly wearing shorts. He began to sweat, but Doc was used to strenuous activity. He'd just have to endure it for now.

He turned his attention back to the boy. He was taking everything remarkably in stride. It was like suddenly appearing in Earth's distant past hadn't even phased him. He carried his stuffed tiger Hobbes and the folded-up box with one arm, and was gesturing wildly with the other.

"Look, all I'm saying is that I think kids should be afforded legal council around Christmastime in order to clear up any confusion!" There was a slight pause, and then "No one can prove that was me! I was framed!"

"Um, Calvin?"

"Yeah?" Calvin replied without turning around. He was too busy staring out at the wildlife.

"Assuming that we cannot find you and Hobbes on your photo safari, I think we should go back and try the door. It's the way we came in, it may be the only way out."

"Nah, like I said that's not going to work. That fat cat Behemoth sealed it behind us with magic."

They walked further on, Doc counting them lucky that they still hadn't run into any predators. The dinosaurs they were encountering, while undoubtedly large and dangerous, were paying them no mind.

"Hang on a second," Calvin suddenly said, stopping and turning to face the doctor. "You won't be able to use the time machine right now."

"Why not?" Hobbes and Doc said simultaneously.

"Because, the time machine is only for members of G.R.O.S.S. to use! We'll have to induct you into the club before you're allowed to just go zipping around time all willy-nilly."

Hobbes interjected, "This is a survival situation Calvin, it hardly seems like the right time to induct a member into G.R.O.S.S."

"We have to follow protocol Hobbes! If we didn't, Susie would be in the club by now!"

Hobbes crossed his arms and closed his eyes, "I think we should let Susie in."

"Yeah and that's why I'm dictator-for-life, and you're just first tiger!"

Hobbes leaned over, looking angry, "I'm also president and the official cartographer!"

"Excuse me," Doc intervened once again, "What does 'G.R.O.S.S.' stand for?"

Calvin looked up, "Get Rid of Slimy girlS."

Everyone paused.

"I know calling girls 'slimy' is redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything."

Doc looked around somewhat nervously, "Is this really necessary? We could be interrupted at any moment."

"Nah that won't happen. And like I said," Calvin said matter-of-factly, "We have to follow protocol. Otherwise you can't use the time machine."

Doc continued looking around, "...All right. How do I join?"

"All you have to do is say the secret password. That way only people we want in the club can get in. We'll tell you the password. Okay, stand on one leg and raise your right hand." After a slight pause, Doc complied. "Okay," Calvin said, "Now repeat after me:

Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce.

Tigers are great
They can't be beat
If I was a tiger
That would be neat!

Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My REspect for tigers
Continually grows.

Tigers are perfect
The e-pit-o-me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity!

Tigers are great
They're the toast of town
Life's always better
When a tiger's around!"

Calvin paused after each line, and Doc obediently repeated it. He kept hoping each stanza was the last, but the "password" went on longer than he expected. Finally, it was over. "Okay, great job!" Calvin said. "You are now an official member of G.R.O.S.S. I'd make you an official hat, but we don't have any newspaper. You'll need an official title too..."

"He already has a title," Hobbes said. "He's a doctor."

"Ah, excellent point Hobbes. Okay Doc, you are now the official G.R.O.S.S. Club Doctor, or 'Doc' for short."

Doc was amused, beside himself. They resumed walking, Doc keeping a careful eye out for predators. He knew there were many dangerous carnivorous dinosaurs they had to look out for. In the background, he could hear Calvin once again speaking with Hobbes.

"Since we're in an official G.R.O.S.S. meeting anyway, let's come up with a list of things girls are good for! Obviously, this will be a short list! Ha ha ha! Okay, first: they're good for water balloon targets! Ha! Second: they're good for nothing! What a great list! Ha ha!" There was a slight pause, Calvin giggling to himself. "Okay okay, number three: girls are good for colonizing Pluto! Ha ha ha!"

Calvin's youth and playful demeanor reminded Doc a little too much of his granddaughter Molly. He knew he had to find a way out of this so he could return to her. And he'd have to find a way out for this boy, whose fate had become entwined with his own.

"Okay, five is... wait, did you just say smooching?! What kind of treasonous, sissy idea is that?!"

Doc just hoped they were going in the right direction...
 

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The details.

Cooper stared down onto the screen of his PDA, stylus in hand. A blank abyss gazed back, the cursor blinking hypnotically. If there was one thing he had learned to trust in his work, it was the details. Always remember the details -- they would draw meaning from the day's enigma, and piece it together. Cold, hard facts. Unbiased and unrelenting, breadcrumbs to lead the astute to a wiser path.

Yet, here he swam in a channel of information, and Cooper had gained no insight grander than bewilderment. The pieces sat before him and granted only fatigue at the idea of fashioning them into something that made sense. And so he sat, tapping his stylus on an empty screen as the facts bounced and collided through his mind like violent fireflies in a jar.

Gritting his teeth, Cooper hesitated, a minute twitch running through his fingers. He wanted to write, to understand, but he couldn't. Angry with himself, he jammed the stylus back into its slot and replaced the PDA behind his buckle, clamping it in. He ran his fingers across his scalp, pulling taut, feeling the muscles in his neck quiver and loosen. Cooper pulled in a hearty breath and looked up as his name was called. In doing so, he looked Professor Woland straight in the eye, and despised what he saw. A gleeful glimmer amidst the confusion and chaos.

At last something that made sense. This man was deranged. That much was clear.

But a deranged what?

Woland's lips curled into a thin smile as he summoned Cooper and the young girl with blue pigtails. Cooper shuffled over to where the professor stood, watching the girl skip ahead of him to collect the key, seemingly unfazed by the senseless violence that had transpired. He took some measure of comfort in this... but what of the other children?

Cooper folded his arms across his chest and scanned the room for the young boys. Only now did he truly appreciate the vulnerability of the smaller one, no older than six, as the boy bounded alongside the gentlemanly doctor. Calvin kept his stuffed tiger closely in tow, and Cooper felt his stomach wrench as the boy briefly lost his footing, stumbling as his foot slipped across Dowd's motionless body. Calvin regained his composure, stepping over Dowd's outreached arms.

That was more than enough. Cooper glanced away, quickly, to the dark child, Saruwatari. He sat on the stairs, legs dangling between the bannisters and arms draped over it. Cooper traced his line of sight, and noted with a grimace that the boy's normally owl-like attention was now locked onto Dowd. Saruwatari said nothing as Max Payne approached him. Even as a monkey popped its head out of his bag and tugged at his shirt, the boy merely clicked his tongue twice in acknowledgment and stared on.

Cooper sighed, and looked straight down at the lavish carpet. Woland's soothsaying rang in his ears, a horrible phantom lurking in the cave of his mind. As the night ends, only one of the travelers will be alive.

One, and one only.


Somehow, Cooper knew with certainty that Woland would endeavor to make this happen -- may have done so many times before. At last, the fireflies cleared away for one moment of clarity. This man was dangerously unstable, evil, and there were good people here. Innocent people... and children. The puzzle didn't matter; children soon stood to be harmed by a psychopath named Professor Woland. As the fireflies returned, their incessant bothering fell away with but one glance at Calvin. The confusion and desperation, however, remained.

And as he continued to look up, Cooper locked eyes with Dr. Day. He had assessed the man favorably, when he entered. His gait was evenly measured and upbeat, the crinkles of his face lined to show deep compassion and sincerity. Cooper stared gratefully into the eyes of a kindred spirit. Sought refuge in Dr. Day's demeanor with the boy. Found comfort in being stranded by this horrible situation, but not alone.

Calvin returned to Dr. Day with a folded cardboard box and they resumed their stride, but Dr. Day stopped before Cooper. They had never turned away from one another, and Cooper already felt confident he knew how the older man would greet him.

"Bruce Clay Cooper, of room two. I am-"

"Dr. Ulysses Day," Cooper interjected, finding himself correct, "of room six, with the boy Calvin."

Cooper noted the alleviation washing over Dr. Day's features; the conversation continued on, but had already concluded in this moment. In the kind crinkles of Ulysses Day's warm smile.

Cooper stole a peek at Woland, sensing the observation of the professor and his cat. He dropped his voice and leaned in toward Dr. Day. "We'll talk later. I'll find you."

Dr. Day nodded, gently placing his hand on Calvin's back and guiding him into the hallway. They continued on toward the rooms, and Cooper watched them go.

"Um, helloooo." Cooper saw a small hand waving across his face, and traced its source to the girl, Ayoko.

"Hmm?"

Ayoko held up the key between two of her fingers, swinging it back and forth. "We're supposed to do this?"

"Oh." Cooper pushed off of the wall. "Right."

"So... let's go?"

Cooper finally absorbed the girl properly. Her dress only made her seem all the more naive, in spite of the highly technological boots she adorned herself with. The twin pigtails encapsulating her height hung like testaments to her frailty, and Cooper began to feel thankful he had been given one of the children as his ward.

"Why don't you just wait there a moment, Ayoko?" Cooper forced a smile, as he walked over to Dowd. "I just need to do something."

Ayoko shrugged and leaned back against the wall, tapping her foot.

At last, Cooper had a chance to examine Dowd. He felt for a pulse the moment his knee hit the carpet, and swore under his breath when he didn't find one. He recalled unsnapping his holster as the cat drew its revolver, his forefinger slipped into the trigger guard, thumb around the handle. He had unholstered his firearm many times, swifter each time, over the years. And yet as the cat fired and Dowd crumpled to the ground, Cooper merely froze. A hypnotic trick? A masterful illusion? He had justified his hesitation and skepticism in many ways since that moment, but ultimately he knew he was simply frozen to his seat because he could not accept the talking cat that had just shot a man in the head.

Turning Dowd's head, Cooper removed his PDA from its clasps. He took a picture of the entry point -- a bloodless marble, a mere absence of what should be. He leaned over to note a similar gap in Dowd's temple. So there was an exit wound after all. Granted, not a wound as it should be, and he had seen many by which to compare. Quite simply, a wound that did not make any sense. Again he took a photograph -- and again, he tried and failed to write something down.

He could still remember Woland's face in the moment the feline fired. His hand gripped tightly to his weapon, Cooper had watched the spectacle, wary. And as his eyes moved from the cat to the visage of Professor Woland, he saw it. That gleam in his eyes as Woland rolled his gaze back to Cooper. The way his lips tightened, formed a thin sneer at the ends. Most disturbing of all, however, was his timing. Woland did not smile as Behemoth depressed the trigger, nor did he smile as the curator fell. Woland smiled as Cooper reacted to the gunshot, snapped to awareness. As Cooper set aside the fact that he had just witnessed a talking cat, and realized something terrible had just happened -- and was about to begin. Then, and only then, did Woland smile.

Cooper shivered as a shadow passed over him, and over Dowd.

"Still trying to find the devil in the details?"

Cooper stared down at the shadow that had swallowed his investigation, before pulling himself away, and standing. Woland smiled cordially, folding his hands in front of him as he stared at Cooper from across the corpse.

"I'm just trying to understand," Cooper answered carefully, "why you'd murder a friend in front of strangers, then promise them the same."

"More of an acquaintance," Woland replied, inspecting his fingernails. His syllables dripped with boredom. "And you're hardly asking the interesting questions."

Cooper said nothing. Seeking a diversion, he noticed that he still clenched his PDA in his hands, and pushed the stylus in.

Woland raised his hands and opened them toward Cooper like a fan, gesturing to the device. "Perhaps you should put that away."

And again, that smile. Cooper wanted to throw the man to the ground, to restrain him and make him disappear from society, somewhere far from innocent people and children. But as he felt himself drawn into Woland's cold eyes, he found not a trace of vulnerability or humanity. Just a vacuum of emotion -- a mere absence of what should be.

He wanted to attack Woland, but instead, Cooper did as he was told -- and moved away from him. Now was not the time.

"Come on," Cooper returned to Ayoko. He felt Woland's eyes piercing him from behind. "Let's go."

Ayoko walked in silence, but began to slow her pace as they reached the door. She looked up at him.

Cooper looked back down at her. "What?"

"I'm not going to sleep with you."

His brows furrowed. "What?"

"My father told me to be careful, about things like this." Ayoko blinked. "Sharing rooms with men. I'm not going to sleep with you."

He couldn't help but laugh. "I expect nothin' like that, child."

Ayoko's eyes passed across his face a few times before she nodded to herself, and opened the door.

"Wow!" Ayoko jogged into the room, spiraling, drinking it all in. Oak pews bathed in a golden hue, and the walls sloped inward, forming a gentle pyramid of a room that seemed to stretch higher than the hotel itself had from the outside. As the walls reached the apex, they conjoined at a small pane of stained glass, and the Virgin Mary gazed back down at Cooper as he craned his neck upward. Jesus Christ on his crucifix hung on the far wall, before a stone altar.

Ayoko turned back to him, smiling. "It's a church."

Cooper took a shaky breath. "So it is."

The girl's smile drained from her face, slowly. She cocked her head, looking at Cooper. "Is something wrong?"

"No, I..." Cooper cleared his throat and turned away. "I just haven't been in a church. In a while." He put one arm against the wall and lowered his face into it, trying to shut out the golden light around him. Why a church? Of all things, why a church? He forced himself to breathe slower, filling his lungs each time. He felt calmer, out of the light, alone with his mind.

"Mr. Cooper?" Ayoko approached him apprehensively.

But he heard something else.

Cooper snapped alert as the door began to creak on its hinges. Too far to reach it, he booted the chair beside him, sending it sliding across the floor. It tipped over and caught the door before it could trap him, and he finally unholstered his weapon as he was properly accustomed.

"What's happening!?" Ayoko jumped onto a pew and peered through the gap in the door.

Glancing back at her, Cooper gestured for her to get down. "Stay here." He moved toward the door, before pausing and looking back once more. "Don't... don't let anyone else in."

He charged over to the door and ripped it open, pulling and swinging himself through the doorway. Cooper did a quick scan up and down the hallway, seeing no one, but noticed a room's door ajar. Putting his shoulder into it, Cooper found himself in a stairwell, and the tumultuous night sky far above, splattering him with sheets of cold precipitation. He bounded up the stairs, keeping his gun aimed a millisecond ahead of his eyesight at all times.

And as he came up over the last step, he found himself upon a stone veranda. The rain continued to pour down, drizzling across his bald head and his jacket, and he saw Max Jeremiah Quartermain looking back at him from a lawn chair.

Quartermain pointed. "Is that a gun in your hand, or are you just unfortunate to see me?"

"Were..." Cooper clenched his jaws together. "Were you just in the hallway?"

"No."

He paused, gauging the man's reaction. He seemed truthful. "Did you see anyone? Hear anyone?"

"No." Quartermain unscrewed the flask sitting on his thigh, unperturbed by the firearm, and took a swig.

His aim wavered twice before Cooper reholstered the weapon and stepped under the shelter of the roof.

"Wise choice." Quartermain smirked, then extended the flask.

Cooper stared at the flask, flickers of hazy memories coming forth. "No thanks, I don't drink."

"Take a load off," Quartermain grunted, kicking a chair to his guest. He extended the flask farther. "It'll put hair on your chest."

"I've got more than enough hair on my chest." Cooper dropped into the chair, mopping the rain off of his face.

There was an awkward silence, before Quartermain ripped his sunglasses off and looked Cooper straight in the eye. "You can never have enough hair on your chest."

The flask called to him, the siren song liquor had entangled him with so long ago. Cooper recalled, longingly, the way alcohol had drawn simplicity from complication when he needed it. Although it would always come back later, for a time, he could forget.

And he wanted to forget.

Cooper chewed on his lip, then grabbed the drink. "What the hell."
 

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We start with two sourdough rolls, freshly baked and topped with sesame seeds. Then we add mouth-watering slices of salami, ham, turkey and pepperoni. Topped with generous wedges of old English cheese, slightly melted by the warmth of the bread. Finally, we take this and add a generous serve of fre–

*BOOM!*

The sound of a gunshot startled Jaha from his daydreaming, and into a state of ready alert. Where was he again? He’d been sliding around the streets like the cool dude he was, and before he knew it he’d gone so far that he’d lost his direction. Fortunately, his turtle instinct had allowed him to find a hotel. He’d gone in merely to use the place’s phone to order some pizza, but for some reason he’d been ushered downstairs into a common room. Now he sat on a couch filled with all kinds of eccentric characters. In all fairness though, apart from the red guy with pointy horns, Jaha was clearly the strangest of the bunch.

The sound that had awoken Jaha from his thoughts was the cat (who the professor reffered to as Behemoth) putting a bullet through the hotel manager’s head. Jaha wasn’t certain as to why he did this, as he hadn’t paid much attention to what was going on.

Before he knew it, the professor and behemoth had paired Jaha off with a man named Max Jeremiah Quatermain, to go spend the night while they worked out some stuff. This was pretty generous in Jaha’s opinion, and he was keen to relax and fill his stomach. Quatermain, who held the key to there room, was much taller than Jaha, and didn’t even pay him a second glance as they walked off into the hall way. Delighted at the thought of making a new friend, Jaha wasted no time in throwing some friendly chat.

“Hey dude, looks like we’re sharing a room, I call the bed yo!”

Quatermain who had been leading the way, stopped briefly in his tracks to turn around and face Jaha. Oddly, he didn’t seem phased that a talking turtle had just addressed him as “dude.”

“I don’t like your language son. Have you ever been to school?”

“Uh… nah man I’m a turtle. I hail from the good ol’ big blue! There ain’t no schools there!”

Displeased with Jaha’s response, Quatermain turned around and kept walking.

“What’s his problem?” thought Jaha. He couldn’t really read Max’s expression from behind his dark shades. Although, Jaha thought that the sunglasses did make him look rather tough, and didn’t mind them for that reason. Maybe he would invest in his own pair someday! Actually, for that matter Jaha thought he should work on getting some clothes first. He was naked apart from the large axe sheathed on his back, which he carried in case he ever was challenged to a fight. But since clothes were contrary to sliding around at speed on his shell, he hadn’t brought any with him. And now everyone probably thought he looked stupid.

Taking his mind of his nakedness, Jaha once again began imagining the perfect sandwich in his head. He could see it clear as day, all the toppings and fillings slammed between two glorious buns! Yet thinking about food only reminded him how long it had been since he’d last eaten.

“Dude I’m soooo hungry. They better have room service up in this place or I’m gonna rageee!”

From behind, Quatermain looked like he was going to turn around and give Jaha a piece of his mind, but as they’d almost reached their room, it seemed he’d thought better of it. Instead he chuckled briefly to himself, not saying anything else.

“This guy’s one funny fish!” thought Jaha, slightly puzzled. The idea of someone not as enthusiastic about food as himself was foreign to him.

Finally they’d reached the door to their room. Quatermain popped the key in the lock and swung the door open. Instead of the comfy residence that Jaha had expected, there in front of him stood a large spiralling stone staircase. Though he wasn’t able to see what lied above, the cold night breeze flowed through the door, suggesting that it lead outside. Not hesitating in the slightest, Quatermain walked up the steps, kicking a loose stone back to Jaha as he went.

“Shove this under the door so it doesn’t swing shut on us” Quatermain said calmly. Jaha did as was asked of him, but couldn’t but feel as if something was amiss.

“Uh, I think there’s been some sort of mistake… Where’s the fridge and telephone? How are we going to eat? Where are supposed to chill yo?”

“You idiot, we’re not here to holiday. It’s a contest. Only one of us can be alive at the end of the night. Did you even listen to what Wohman said?”

“Nah I was too hungry to think.”

This procured another chuckle from Quatermain. The naivety of the turtle struck him as quite a weakness.

As they climbed the last of the steps, they broke out onto a small veranda. Jaha approached the side to gaze upon what possibly could be below, but the rain coupled with the dark sky made it difficult to see.

“If you’re so hungry, who don’t you go look for some food to eat?” said Quatermain, slightly amused, as he settled himself onto one of the deck chairs upon the veranda.

“Hmm, he does have a point! Yeah, I can’t just sit around expecting food to come to me, I have to get out there and find it for myself!” thought Jaha adamantly. Taking a second glance over the edge, Jaha thought he could make out some sort of watery expanse. Without hesitation, Jaha propped one leg over the railing to stand on the veranda’s edge.

“Sure man! You want any food if I find some?” asked Jaha. Maybe if he found some dinner for the both of them, Quatermain would loosen up and act a bit friendlier. A turtle could only hope!

“I’ll be fine” replied Quatermain, tapping the flask sitting on his knee. Lady liquor, she’s all I need!”

“Suit yourself dude!” retorted Jaha, before turning to face the dark expanse. His stomach let of a loud growl. Wasting no more time, Jaha inhaled a deep breath he dove into the night air, unsure of exactly what lay beneath him.
 

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Legna could not say he was having a very comfortable time inside the cramped lounge of this strange hotel. As a matter of fact, he was a tad on edge. However, his day was oddly brightened at the arrival of a Dr. Ulysses Day.

At first it was not a considerable difference to him, but something about the man at second glance was… Interesting to Legna. He could feel the doctor observing him carefully, as if he didn’t want to attract attention. Unfortunately the demon didn’t let much go unnoticed by him. As Day sat Legna made sure not to get too close. He was packed in tightly enough without the latest arriver taking a seat beside him. He hunched deeper in his seat, retracting his tail and wings as he did so.

Legna looked up toward the front desk with the others in the lounge at the sound of another entering the hotel. He could notice the old man gazing at him and turned slightly, causing the man to falter and reach for his pocket watch. Legna tried to contain his amusement at the man’s unsteadiness. Before returning his attention back to the front desk Legna made a small wave of the hand and smirked. His mind was already swimming with the memories, hopes, and, most importantly to the demon, fears of Ulysses Day.

The arrival of a Professor Woland was one Legna took less kindly to. Legna had pegged Woland as a cruel man before he had even said very much. One would expect that the two would get along but Legna did not agree with anyone who could pull off being as brutal as him. However, he watched with interest as the man performed his “magic” along with his abnormally large cat. When the cat pulled out a revolver and aimed it near the proprietor’s head Legna’s interest grew. He sat up a bit as the creature put on a blindfold, took a long drink from a vodka bottle, and…

It was over almost as soon as it started. The man’s life had ended, with no noise but the gunshot and no blood being spilled. In Legna’s over several hundred years of duty he had never witnessed a death quite like what had just occurred.

“For the next performance of black magic, I will read your fortune.”

Legna was becoming a bit impatient at this point. This trick, he decided, would not top the previous one.

“As the night ends, only one of the travelers will be alive. One, and one only…”

Death was something Legna had considerable experience in. Even so, he questioned how it was that he himself could truly die. Was he not as immortal as he had thought he was? No, it couldn’t be so. Surely I’ll be the sole living creature after the night, he told himself.

“Sergei Ivanov and Legna, you are Room Number Three.”

Legna stood and, looking to the man called Sergei, sighed. He had not planned to interact with anyone outside of causing them torment. Least of all would he have expected to be roommates with a pathetic human. Legna made his way out of the lounge and up to his room when Ivanov caught up with him.

“Legna is your name?” he asked in a thick Russian accent.

Legna rolled his eyes and nodded.

“Very well,” Ivanov said. “I myself am-”

“Oh, I know everything I need to know about you, Mr. Ivanov. You are fifty-four years of age. You are a Russian nationalist and former intelligence provider for the KGB, for which you developed the umbrella gun. You then began work for its Third Chief Directorate and later… mysteriously disappeared.”

Legna could tell that Ivanov was taken aback. He could see something else as well. Whether it was fear, anger, or another emotion he could not quite tell. “I see I am not the only intelligence provider here,” he remarked. Turning the key in the door to their room, the Russian and the demon awaited to see what they would find inside- or rather, outside.

The two stepped out onto the roof of what seemed to be an apartment building; one in a city not at all like the area the hotel was located in.

“I imagine there’s some means of us getting down… Here we are!” Sergei jumped down to a fire escape and began to descend its steps. “Are you coming with me?”

“Coming with you? Hilarious. I don’t want to be around you as much as any of the other miserable mortals here. And I have my own way of getting around, thank you.” At this
Legna spread his wings. “I trust you’ll be fine on your own, though,” he said with a laugh. And before a reply could be given, the demon took to the skies.

Legna surveyed the area around the building. Before too long he could hear the toll of a large, heavy bell and found the source of the noise as he came across a church.

Suddenly the Russian seemed inviting.

Legna flew away from the building without hesitation. Becoming a bit weary of flying, he came down onto a back alley and folded his wings. As he passed what looked like a restaurant he noticed that the door leading inside it was peculiarly ajar. The lights of its kitchen, just outside of which lay an axe, were on. The demon pondered entering the restaurant before he decided on continuing his path. Before too long he found another building that caught his eye. Museum of Prehistoric History… Legna took a look back on the city- Ivanov, the apartment building, the church, the restaurant- before finally walking through the door of museum.
 

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Ulysses followed the boy and his doll across the prehistoric plains, making their way around various herds of Stegosaurus who, for the most part, seemed completely disinterested in the two. Across the horizon, small, tropical birds moved between patches of conifer forest, gliding through the sky but not flying. With a hand above his eyes, Ulysses squinted behind his spectacles as the sun slowly rose to its zenith on the ecliptic - a sign of approaching noontime - though the pair could not have been walking for the better half of an hour. Ulysses checked his pocket watch to find the silver hands sweeping nonsensically in opposite directions. With a brief sigh and a shake of his head, he put away the watch in favor of his handkerchief. The air was soggy, and in a bespoke suit, Ulysses found the heat barely tolerable but knew there was nothing to do about it. Moments earlier, when hesitating to believe there would be another way out of their predicament, Ulysses had turned around to find the doorway had disappeared, not simply over of the horizon, but out of existence. Wherever he was - in an illusion of black magic, or in the real prehistoric past, or worse - his fate rested with Calvin.

The boy slid on his rear down a dirt hill, screaming with joy, before turning around and waiting for Ulysses to catty-corner his way down with his umbrella for support. When the old man finally made his way down the hill, Calvin smiled, checked his bearings, and made his way without hesitation.

Ulysses stuck his umbrella into the ground as he walked, and noticed that no earth upturned when he removed it. Startled, he stopped Calvin to show him.

"Look," he remarked, as he stuck his umbrella-tip into the ground. As Calvin watched, he removed his umbrella, and the earth rose with it as normal.

"Cool," Calvin exclaimed. "Pre-historic earthworms!" He grabbed a clump of dirt, and continued on his way. The doctor pursed his lips, puzzled.

"Where exactly are we headed, Calvin?"

"Remember," he remarked, turning to speak without slowing his pace, "that Hobbes and I spent a good amount of time in the Jurassic period only a few months ago. If I can find where we took the photo safari, we can steal the other time-machine and get out of here."

"And you're sure that this will work," Ulysses questioned. Not only was the duo displaced in space by what must have been miles from where Calvin lived and had time-traveled previously, but Ulysses recalled that the Jurassic period lasted over fifty million years. The odds that they would encounter the other Calvin and Hobbes, both in time and space, were infinitesimally minimal. And, he reminded himself, time-travel is impossible.

"Of course it will," Calvin smiled, repeatedly ramming earthworm heads together with his fingers.

At the end of an hour's trek, a jubilant Calvin and exhausted Ulysses arrived at an oasis, a small lake surrounded by short ferns and incredibly tall fruit trees. A herd of long-necked Brachiosaurus grazed the tops of the fruit trees, swallowing leaves and giant melons whole. Calvin sat in a small clearing by the lake, took off his socks and shoes, and planted his feet in the water with an exaggerated sigh. After a moment, he put Hobbes's feet in the water as well.

Ulysses approached as well, slowly, monitoring the group of fifty-foot dinosaurs. Their short arms hung prodigiously over the ground, sweeping their huge claws back and forth. He spotted one taller specimen tear a large section off of the top of a fruit tree and drop it down to two smaller youths. Noticing another maternal dinosaur, and another, Ulysses slowly tracked the source back closer to the oasis, and not fifty yards from where Calvin sat rested a nest of large eggs.

"Calvin," Ulysses warned, "I think we should find a new spot to rest. These dinosaurs could be territorial."

"I don't plan on being attacked by dinosaurs," Calvin chuckled, but he didn't move. "Besides, here is where we are going to wait for the other Calvin to appear on the safari."

"Here?"

"Yeah. I recognize this."

Knowing he would not win, Ulysses acquiesced. He grabbed his umbrella and thrust it into the ground, removing his brown jacket and vest, as well as his shoes and socks. He hung his clothes onto the umbrella, and topped it with his hat. Against the realization that he would most likely spend the rest of his last moments sitting next to this pool, he rolled up his slacks and the sleeves of his white shirt, and loosened his tie. Dipping his feet into the lake next to Calvin, he leaned back on bent arms and tried to relax, at least not to hamper the boy's confidence. He watched the water ripple across the lake, disturbing various fallen leaves. The water was cool.

As Ulysses began to relax, Calvin argued at his stuffed tiger again about the logistics of time-travel. Between moments of heated silence, the boy insisted against whatever the tiger had said. An obvious overabundance of imagination allowed Calvin to convincingly disagree with his imaginary friend, to no end. Ulysses found himself piecing together what Hobbes must have said based on Calvin's reactions.

"While the Allosaurus has them pinned, we can just take their time-machine and give it to Doc," Calvin said.

The tiger must have replied, "but then how will they get back to their time?"

"They won't be able to without a time-machine, but that's not the point," Calvin retorted. "We need to get back, they don't."

"But if they don't go back to their time," Doc and Hobbes agreed aloud, "you would never have arrived here to steal their box."

Calvin turned from his tiger and to the doctor, responding, "but I'm already here. I won't be stuck here, the other Calvin-,"

"A Sound of Thunder," Ulysses interrupted, sitting forward and leaning over the lake.

Calvin tilted his head curiously.

Ulysses smiled and continued with Calvin's attention.

"In the nineteen-fifties, Ray Bradbury published a novel where a group of hunters from the future travel back in time for a prehistoric safari, to kill a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now when they arrive in the past, the tour guide warns the protagonist, Eckels, to minimize unnecessary actions in the past, so that they do not change the future - they are only to kill animals that are about to meet their death already, specifically, their chosen Tyrannosaurus. Eckels heeds the warning, but when confronted with the terrible 'king of the lizards,' he panics, and runs off of the guide's predetermined path. The guide kills the dinosaur, but is enraged with Eckels for moving off the path and threatens to leave him in the past."

"Does he really leave him behind forever?" Calvin asked impatiently.

"No, he doesn't. He forces Eckels to retrieve the bullets, and then they return to the future. However, when they return, everything has changed. Buildings are built strangely, the English language is almost foreign to them, and the wrong man has been elected the American President. The guide finds that Eckels has stepped on a prehistoric butterfly, ever so slightly changing the pace of reality, and over the course of millions and millions of years, has changed the world forever. That is called the Butterfly Effect, and in a way, illustrates how displacement in time as we know it, ever so fragile, exists as one dimension."

The boy's wide eyes were fixated on the old man in such fascination that forgot the debate.

"But then," Calvin finally remarked before slowing to a thought.

"Yes?" Ulysses questioned.

Calvin slowly shook his head, and as he did, gradually sped his motion.

"That can't be how time works," he stated flatly.

"Oh?" the old man inquired.

"No, or at least, there are extenuating circumstances regarding the time-machine that I have built. You see, interaction with another iteration of Calvin and Hobbes will be tolerated by this universe because it is of necessity. If it weren't, then we wouldn't have a big enough time-machine, and you..."

Calvin trailed off again, and for a moment, was silent in reflection. He then turned to Hobbes and said, "Yes, exactly, Hobbes. That's exactly the way it works. See, Doc?"

With a caring smile, Ulysses agreed. But Calvin remained restless. He bounced his legs up and down against his extended palms, jittering away, before making a sudden recommendation that would forever change the way Ulysses viewed the boy's powerful imagination.

"I'm bored," he said. "Let's play Calvinball."

Before Ulysses could even as much as smile at the idea, Calvin was in the air, grabbing various objects from the area in improvisation. He grabbed an armful of twigs and leaves and fastened them together as flags, placing them all around the area in a random fashion. With surprising speed and absolutely no regard for his own safety, he ran through the legs of a Brachiosaurus, grabbed a melon, and returned. As Ulysses stood, he caught the melon.

"What is Calvinball?" he asked, as he examined the light, but rather stiff, melon.

Calvin began to sing as he worked.

"Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!


Ulysses simply absorbed the incredible scene. Calvin had prepared an oblong field littered with flags, bags, markers, and signs.

"You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!"

From his pocket, Calvin retrieved two blindfolds with holes for eyes. He handed one to Ulysses, hesitated, and then showed him how he should wear it.

"Sorry, Hobbes, but no one's allowed to question the masks. And since we only have two, you'll have to sit out. You know the rules."

"So there are, in fact, rules to Calvinball?" Ulysses asked, sporting his blindfold mask over his small bronze spectacles, so that the holes wrapped neatly around the lenses.

"See, this is the Calvinball," the boy explained as he took the melon from Ulysses. "And this," he exclaimed, hurling the ball at the old man, "is how you score points!"

The ball hit Ulysses square in the chest as Calvin ran away. Brushing off the slight shock of the surprise attack, Ulysses was relieved to see the Calvinball was fairly light on impact. He picked the ball from the ground, took aim, and threw the ball back at the retreating boy. It hit him in the back and bounced off his feet.

"Ha, so, now we are even," he shouted, smiling.

"Not exactly!" Calvin turned to explain. "You hit me in the back, so instead of losing points, I gain them! And instead of gaining points, you lose them!"

Ulysses ruffled his brow at the development. He began to slowly strafe to the right, with his hand in front of him, and when Calvin threw the ball at him, he quickly turned and allowed the ball to hit him in the back.

"A-ha! And now, you lose points, and I gain them!"

"Nope!" Calvin shouted as he jumped into a puddle. "I can see my reflection at my feet, so the reverse is in order! I gain more points!"

Ulysses paused a short moment, then shook his head and grinned.

Calvin jumped out of the puddle and threw the ball at his opponent. Ulysses ran to his clothing and set it on the ground, removing his umbrella. As the ball rolled past, he positioned his feet parallel, and swung the ball with the hook of his umbrella. He watched as the ball soared through the air and knocked over a stick.

Calvin was the first to shout, as he ran to the ball, "That's points subtracted from you! You knocked over a stick!"

"Yes," Ulysses interrupted, "but I hit it with a golf-swing, and in golf, the winner is the one with the least amount of points. Hobbes, do note that points are now bad, and losing is now winning."
 

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In retrospect, Ayoko was not necessarily paying attention to the freak show playing out before her while waiting on the lumpy couch. Only when she heard the thump of the man hit the floor did her gaze snap to the slumped body before her. Ayoko watched as the other men in the room began to analyze the scene; no doubt a product of the male desire to be informed of everything before them. Their heads pulsed across the scene, eyes quivering for justice and answers.

Ayoko could care less for the man fallen before her. It’s not that Ayoko could not register the emotions needed to care for the death of this individual, but this man served no purpose to her, and thus, her emotion detector did not activate. Ayoko shrugged as the Professor continued on with his playful charades, throwing himself about the room with wild hand movements and a laughable smile. He spoke of fate and death while his furry companion maniacally danced around the other prospects . Among the shaky conversation of the male audience, Ayoko heard the Professor exclaim her name as an occupant of Room Two.

As she stood up, her motion was imitated by the fat, gruff man on the other disgusting couch. Ayoko grabbed the room key from the creepy professor and began to walk in line with the other prospects. As she walked towards the door, Ayoko’s auditory receptors picked up on the voice of the gruff, overbearing male who was also stationed to Room Two.

"Why don't you just wait there a moment, Ayoko? I just need to do something.”

As Ayoko’s back hit the wall, a furtive grin began to appear across her face. Growing impatient that this man was taking his precious time, Ayoko began to lightly kick the back of the dark, flowery-papered wall. Lightly stroking her misty blue pigtail, her eyes sloped down into a devious glare. Her sky blue pupils began to glow as her gaze met the rough body of her future roommate.

==ObSerVation V. 1.00==

==NaMe: Bruce Clay Cooper==

=WaISt MeASureMeNT: 54 inches** WeIGht: 245 LBs**=

==ConCLUSion: Fat, Human Male, Inconvenience==

Ayoko’s gaze returned to a happy, dimwitted smile; her illuminated pupils dimmed as her cognition sensors fell back into Level 1 status. This ‘Bruce Clay Cooper’ knew not of Ayoko’s cybernetic technology, and Ayoko would rather keep it that way. Although the creepy professor fluttered through the room shouting whimsical stories of human imperfections, Ayoko’s truth detection system did spike on a certain utterance of a line:

'As the night ends, only one of the travelers will be alive. One, and one only’

If Ayoko was to survive the night, she must not allow herself to fall prey to the inherent flaws of human imperfection. Emotions, memories, hesitation, laziness, Ayoko must not let herself fall prey to the qualities which should ultimately limit her competition.

As Cooper backed away from the corpse, Ayoko resumed her routine of the naïve human child. As they proceeded towards the room, Ayoko took it upon herself to strengthen her façade by shooting girlish remarks to Cooper. Ayoko saw as the male before her bought right into her image of a frail teenage girl who just desperately needs his help. As she turned away from the man to open the door to Room Two, she had to stop herself from laughing in success.

Ayoko inserted the key into the ivory-laced door. As she turned the key, the rusty lock whined and eventually clicked with might. The door creaked open to reveal a barren, yet serene lobby.

Ayoko ran into the lobby of the foreign room. The spacious room, although simple in architecture and color scheme, was simply engorged with lavish details that further accentuated an underlying importance to the room. The boring white floor tiles were superceded by rows upon rows of wooden seating with prolific carvings. Likewise, the rather plain walls were etched with colorful stained glass windows, transforming the white light entering the room into a multicolored spectacle. On top of the stage at the front of the room was a slightly rusted steel cross bearing the body of a bearded man

As she spiraled around the scene, her pupils once again shined in a misty white color. Ayoko halted her façade and scanned the room with her eyes opened wide.

==ObSerVation V. 1.01==

==CogNiTioN ScAN: Negative ==

=HuMAn INteRprETAtioN MoDUle: Activiate=

* SpaCiAL PuRPoSE: Worship, Belief, Motivation *

==COnclUSioN: This is a Church, the spatial designation for human beings to engage in religious practices. Importance to You: Relatively Low ==​

Ayoko’s glowing pupils diffused back to normal. She announced her conclusion to Bruce Clay Cooper, who was now frozen at the doorway for a long while. Ayoko turned away and giggled softly to herself. Cooper’s reaction was the perfect example of innate human imperfection. This hallway of worship was obviously bringing him discomfort, and Ayoko was enjoying every minute of it.

However, by the time Ayoko had turned back to smile at Cooper, he had disappeared. Ayoko raised her hands to her chest and gave a playful clap and hum. The human had been removed from her sights, and she could finally operate efficiently without the use of a girlish disguise.

Ayoko took a seat in one of the etched benches and began to observe more about the area around her. No matter where she looked in the room, her eyes always returned to the statue of the silver-tinted man hanging from the giant cross. The man seemed to be glaring downwards on occasion, and on others, he peered straight into the eyes of Ayoko. As Ayoko returned gaze to the mystifying statue, her emotion detectors began to rage uncontrollably.
 

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Max Jeremiah Quartermain watched Cooper take a drink from the flask like it was medicine. He leaned back in his chair and then paused. He closed his mouth and felt around with his tongue.

"A martini?" Cooper asked.

"Naturally." Cooper handed the flask back to Quartermain with a thoughtful look.

"Thanks," said Cooper, just in time to save him from a sudden fierce kick to the groin from Quartermain. "You know, I checked the body of the hotel proprietor, and it was unusual. It was--"

"Part of the act, I know." Bruce looked intrigued.

"What makes you say that?" He looked intensely at Quartermain, trying to gauge his honesty all over again. To Cooper's chagrin, Quartermain put his sunglasses back on, making him harder to get a read on and also look cooler.

"Well, all of us who saw the act weren't intending on staying in this hotel for very long. I was merely stopping by to ask for the proprietor's opinion on what the heaviest local object was. But he ushered me into the lounge talking about the storm and not being one to refuse hospitality I accepted." Cooper nodded. But that was not abnormal behaviour for a hotel proprietor.

"And I'd wager it was the same for my roommate. He probably just wanted to get some food. But he never got any and he could have been waiting there for a while."

"What makes you say that?"

"He was complaining about being hungry, and went off to get some food just now."

Cooper stood and looked skyward. He held a palm upward for a moment, as though to assure himself it wasn't raining.

"I think you're right," Cooper said. He turned his palm to shake hands with Quartermain. Quartermain met his gesture with a rapid maneuver that rolled Cooper's fingers into a fist, then Quartermain bumped his fist into Cooper's.

"Well, it was nice to meet you, but I really should be getting back. This situation wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have three kids here to worry about."

"It's four, I think. The 'turtle' is a kid himself." Cooper sighed, and, as if remembering something, drew his gun and went down the stairs, large like silent thunder.

Quartermain decided he too should find his roommate. Looking out on the city he was satisfied that it was one of the more spacious suites he had been comped as the result of a magic act. He leaped down and followed the wide trail Jaha left. It led to a road passing a lake and into the city.

On the walk, Quartermain looked at the moon hanging low in the sky of the day. He immediately recognized the crater patterns as being the dark side of the moon. His Pink Floyd expertise paid off constantly.

There were people in the city. Quartermain passed a booth behind which two girls sat. The booth was decorated all in pink and a jar of money sat on the table beside an array of pamphlets and a thermos.

"Excuse me, sir," said one girl as Quartermain passed. "Would you like to make a donation for breast cancer--"

"Sorry, I'm against breast cancer," said Quartermain. He gave the table a swift kick and it flung up and hit both girls in the face. They screamed.

"Oh my god!" cried one girl. The thermos rolled on the ground toward Quartermain and he picked it up and opened it. It was full of green tea.

"You would be holding these powerful anti-oxidants prisoner, wouldn't you?" Quartermain took off his sunglasses and looked the girl who the thermos was in front of straight in the eye (which was bleeding and crying) and said "It's time for you to go green," and he poured the tea hot on her face. She screamed and he gave them both round kicks to the head to knock them out. He took the jar of money because his time was valuable. There was a lot of money in the jar, but Quartermain's time really was valuable, and he would definitely put the money to better use.

It must have been Donation Day because a few blocks later, as the mud trail Jaha left was fading away a bald pale boy in a pink shirt held a bag out to Quartermain. "Hey, sir, how about donating some money to fight cancer? Every little bit helps people like me!"

"Now there's a cause I could get behind." Quartermain held up the jar, full of dollar bills and shimmering quarters. The boy gaped at it like it was a holy relic, a ray of hope in a world of despair. "Too bad I'm a Sagittarius," Quartermain said. He slammed the money jar in the boy's face and went on his way, proud to uphold the longstanding astrological tradition.

He saw Jaha's axe propped up against the door of a small restaurant and went inside. Jaha was at a table eating a personal pan pizza. There were several empty pizza boxes on the table. Quartermain thought the quality of the establishment looked dubious, seeming to only serve pizza and a minimal assortment of submarines.

"Is that meal to your satisfaction?" Jaha gulped down a slice.

"Yeah, dude. Could use some more oregano though. I didn't expect it to be perfect anyway. The dude at the counter said he couldn't make the sandwich I wanted."

Quartermain spun on one heel and marched up to the counter.

"What can I get for ya?" said the guy.

"I'd like to talk to your manager." The guy looked skeptical.

"I am the manager," he said.

"Manage this," replied Quartermain. He grabbed one of the fridges full of sodas and flung it onto the guy. It clanged and clattered as it hit the guy hard on the shoulder then crashed to the floor. The guy squirmed away then leapt at Quartermain. Quartermain grabbed him in midair and tossed him over his shoulder onto the fallen fridge. He then tipped another fridge on top of the guy. Quartermain looked him straight in the eye.

"It seems you can make a sandwich after all. In that case I'd like it toasted." He tore a poster off the wall, rolled it up, and held it to the burners of the pizza oven. Once it caught fire he jammed it into the huge stack of pizza boxes. He went over to Jaha, whose eyes were closed in a reverie of pizza-related bliss.

"We best get going," Quartermain said. He looked at the fire. "You know, there were no instructions on our room door about what to do in case of a fire. I'll have to talk to the proprietor about that."
 

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Sergei, abandoned by the demon, takes off to do what he does best. Sergei began to hobble along the street, seeking out the nearest bar. As he slowly made his way down MacArthur Avenue, he mumbled small utterances that could be heard by others.

"Good riddance, I don't need a devil" and "Vodka has always been the only one I trust," he would mutter. He walked with a hunchback, nervously glancing left, right and behind him. Big Brother is always watching, after all.

He finally stumbled a long a small pub by the name of The Burning Spoke. He slowly made his way into the pub. It was a small pub, traditional hole-in-the-wall place. It was almost deserted. Two others sat at the bar, and four men seemed to be playing cards at a table in the corner. The bar itself is beat up, made of what seems to be mahogany. The names of people who have scratched their names into the side or where people have gotten their skulls bashed into the side is clear as day. Sergei made himself comfortable at the far end of the bar. The smell of booze and smoke made him feel right at home. The bartender approached.

"What can I get you mate?" The bartender asked in a thick Australian accent.

"What Vodka do you have?" Sergei asked in his own thick Russian accent.

"Stoli, Smirnoff, Svedka. Belvedere, Putnika and Ultimat for the top shelf." The bartender replied, waving his hand behind the bar.

"Putnika. Double."

The bartender brought Sergei his drink, which was gone before the bartender could turn around. The bartender continued to bring Sergei his drinks, one right after another.

As he sat alone, he began to wonder exactly what it is he is doing here. As he pondered, the other two men at the other end of the bar approached him.

The two men that approached were well built men, probably somewhere in their thirties. One was clean shaven, wearing a light windbreaker and jeans. The other was bearded, wearing a heavier tan leather coat and black work pants. Their breath stank of Whiskey.

"Aye, Rick. Where you think they dragged the trash in from?" The bearded one asks, with his words slurred.

"Iono James. But, I think it's time we be Putin out the trash eh? ha ha ha ha ha," Rick replied, cracking his knuckles.

"Ha ha ha ha ha. Quit Stalin man and hold the bastard up!! Lemme take care of our friend here"

The man named Rick began to wheel around behind Sergei. Sergei quickly whipped out of his chair, and struck Rick in the collar bone, causing him to collapse. Sensing Danger, James pulled a knife from his jacket and began to approach Sergei. He held the knife with the blade down in his right hand, as if we were ready to gut anything coming his way.

James attempted to draw first blood. He took his knife and attempted to stab Sergei in the side. Sergei quickly used his left forearm to stop the momentum of James' arm. Sergei then used his other hand to force his palm into James' jaw. James staggered backwards into the bar. Sergei then pouched onto James. James quickly attempted to slash at Sergei's face, but Sergei got his left hand up and only his hand was cut. Sergei then performed a chop maneuver on James' knife hand, effectively knocking the knife out of his hand. He then grabbed James' arm, and wheeled him around, and used his other arm to slam James' face into the bar. Sergei let the body drop.

James' lay unconscious, blood pouring out his nose. By this time, Rick had come through. Sergei stared at him with his bloodshot eyes, glaring deep into Rick's soul. Rick bailed, very very quickly.

Before Sergei left the bar, he rummaged through James' coat. He found a knife identical to the one that had slashed through his hand, and a mirror. He pocketed both items. He nodded off to the bartender, through a couple twenty's on the bar, and left.

He walked out of the bar and turned right. He continued to hobble along the street, using his umbrella as his support. He had not gotten very far when he heard panting behind him. Sergei wheeled around and pointed a knife. It was the bartender.

"H-h-here mate. Use this to wrap your hand." The bartender handed Sergei medical bandages and helped him wrap it.

"It's a bit bulky, but you'll find a way 'round it. Thank you for riddin me of them guys." The bartender turned and walked back to his bar.

Sergei began to hobble, then he saw him. That demon. That thin, grotesque being. It was entering what looked to be a museum.

Sergei quickened his pace. He reached the foot of the steps as the monster was entering the door. Sergei's coat was flowing in the the wind. He called out:

"You son of a bitch."
 

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As he moved through the doorway back into the hotel's vacant lobby, Cooper exhaled a blast of mist and shook his head, trying to retake his senses. Droplets were cast from his face and torso as he thumped his back to the wall and swept each corner with his eyes and the sight of his Beretta. His hands were cold; the icy indifference onset by his drink had given way to an awful chill, swiveling through his marrow. In chasing the corridor's ghouls, he'd left the girl alone in favor of drowning his insecurities.

And here they returned, whispering songs of weakness into his ears.

Cooper hesitated at the door to his room. It was closed, and his hand trembled as he reached for the handle. An intangible wall held him in place, pushing him as he tried to come near. A church was all too familiar, and it was this familiarity that paralyzed him before the doorway, a cognate magnet that pressed from deep within. Still, in his heart he knew something was wrong. As he fought to inch his way closer to the door, Cooper felt the reverberations of disturbance rippling from beyond the sandy barrier.

He forced his hand closer.

Cooper thought of Miranda, the only woman he had ever loved. Lavished himself in the memory of her scent, her smile, her fulfilling embrace. He felt the same knot in his stomach as when he had watched Miranda, so frail in her hospital gown, wondering whether she would ever walk again. And he recalled that same repulsing force as he tried to bring his hand to her face, felt the tremors in his hand as her delicate visage drew near. He could not bring himself to lay his hand upon her, not because of the copper flakes caked beneath her nose, or the gouge shorn across her flushed cheek. These trivial moments of disgust would have made sense to him. Instead, Bruce Clay Cooper could not reenter Miranda Cooper's warm gravity because he had failed her. He did not deserve to take her hand and coo his comfort.

His knees buckled, but he took another step, heaving forward. Cooper's hand traced the outline of the handle, shaking violently as he closed against the force.

The old man's mind responded in kind, assuring that only his next failure lay beyond the doors. That he was weak. Something was, in fact, wrong, and the girl was going to die regardless of his actions. Cooper could not intervene in these majestic horrors. He was obsolete. Worthless. His lips were already smacking for another drink.

And now, he was hearing something.

Cooper halted his unstable movements, imprisoned his quaking doubts deep inside himself as he cocked his ear to listen. There it was -- a struggling moan of nonsensical utterances. A quilted mess of consonants and vowels, not quite a human plea and not quite a malfunctioning printing press. But within the chaos Cooper heard something far more rousing.

A cry for help.

With a tiresome snarl, Cooper found his fingers around the doorknob -- and himself, moments later, before the second demon he would ever face in a church.

Ayoko's blue locks were easy to locate, popped above a backrest like a cerulean dorsal fin. She sat perpendicular, eyes locked wide open and betraying not a minute measure of movement. They simply bored through the oblong monstrosity that towered before her, raising one massive steel arm behind itself. What features it carried at one time were quickly becoming indistinguishable, as the beast's rubbery face contorted and dripped across the floor beneath it like wax. Turquoise licks of static flickered from its severed neck with a whipcrack clatter that would make warriors kneel, and the cyborg paid Cooper no mind as it closed its lethal appendage into a fist.

He felt his heart stutter as he noticed the distinct lack of a figure upon the cross above the altar.

The old man's mind cried foul. Here it would begin. The girl would die at the hands of this abomination, and Cooper's presence would affect nothing.

And yet Cooper found himself thundering down the aisle toward it, firing a volley.

Consumed by the moment, he did not once waver his gaze from the alloyed behemoth. Each round crumpled into the thing's face, scattering insignificant divets along its head, and pinging across the ceramic tiles. As the bullets fell away, the robotic killer turned to acknowledge Cooper.

Every last sound it made was a nightmarish symphony, like razorblades pulled across a cello. "This does not concern you. Leave, human."

Without another word, it turned away and positioned itself over Ayoko, who still had not moved. Again, with calculative cruelty, it raised an arm and positioned it.

Cooper reached their aisle, each hurried step reaching farther than the one before it as he jumped onto the pew and slid forward, casting himself across Ayoko's frozen torso. The impact came in quickly, and with as much force as the worst Cooper had ever felt. Finding itself sunk into the side of the old man, the machine reared back again and thrust. The fist cracked across Cooper's mouth, and as he hauled the impossibly heavy child into his arms, Cooper could feel one of his teeth bobbing loosely in his gum.

He could hear the damned thing leaping on the pews behind him as he trudged forward, but Cooper did not tense up to anticipate another blow. He spared himself no energy to prepare for pain, none that could be expended moving the girl farther from the brute lurking in his shadow. As the next strike pelted the back of his head, Cooper's legs buckled, and he found himself arcing over the girl, sliding and tumbling across the merciless floor.

A new spasm had introduced itself. Each bruise an epicenter of electric nerves, Cooper rolled against their wishes to his knees, gripped the pew beside him, and dragged himself back to his feet. He drew quick breaths, holding onto his consciousness by will alone. And as he saw the metallic creature step over Ayoko, he plowed himself right back into the fray. Cooper fought harder than he had in his entire life, attacking the monolith in any way he could envision. Each time, it would accept his attacks without reaction, turning its sights on the motionless girl. And each time, Cooper hovered over the girl, and was sent crashing to the ground by the fierce assaults meant for Ayoko von Stroll.

As Cooper slammed a brass plate across the savage's cranium, it bent in kind with the blow. The robot faltered, losing its cold patience for just an instant -- and it sent him across the church with a fierce pendulum swing to the jaw. Cooper felt the wall crumble easily behind his back, and promptly fell prone to the ground. Something warm and pasty was smeared across his face, and he realized it was his own blood, leaking from his nose and mouth like drainage in a storm. He coughed, and almost smirked as he found himself staring into two dark cavities. At least he hadn't swallowed that tooth.

Pulling his face from the puddle of his defeat, Cooper watched helplessly as the android began to lay its blows into Ayoko, and realized he was weeping. He was right to doubt himself before. He had witnessed things his mind continued to meander around, and even with his ignorance aside, Cooper had just proven himself too weak to effect change. His reward for his battered body would be to observe the girl's senseless execution with his own eyes. Bruce Clay Cooper was truly nothing in this new game, where conventional rules and facts could be discarded -- where animals talked and automatons leapt down from crucifixes.

There was no place in this world behind the curtain for a stupid, fat old man. The golden light still poured down from above, relentlessly exposing him for what he truly was: obsolete.

Worthless.

And yet, as Cooper's tears washed across his face, they rinsed away the crimson sludge that marked his failure, diluting it, enticing it away to disappear between the cracks of the flooring. Before long, all that looked back up to to him was the amber glow in which he bathed. Through his aches and self-pity, Cooper managed to turn his head and see Ayoko receive another hit, doing nothing to escape it. Helpless. He managed to pull himself away, to earlier in the evening -- to when he found clarity in the embassy of the children.

Cooper had accepted defeat in a church once before. As he lay beaten, he accepted himself as too weak, too unprepared for the situation. Too afraid. It was the greatest mistake he had ever made.

He forced an arm beneath himself.

Cooper thought of Miranda's paralysis. It was his doing; he had let her attacker escape. If only he had known a way to pick himself up again. To throw himself at the face of evil, and to believe he could come out atop it.

He managed to wedge a knee beneath himself. As the cyborg's arm came down again, a foot.

Perhaps if Cooper had done so, he could have forgiven himself. Could have earned refuge in the arms of Miranda Cooper.

He planted his hands and moved the floor beneath him, felt his body begin to rise.

If only Cooper had found the strength to get up. To reach from dire straits and--

Push.

Cooper didn't know what he was doing, but he was on his feet. He slipped his hand across the side of a small junction pew, clasping the ornate inscription and hooking his arm beneath it. As when he'd gulped his drink, Cooper felt awash with the light, and yet, he felt no guilt. His muscles forgave him their strain, and as he locked eyes with the diabolical cyborg, everything else fell away. This trio was all that existed -- this trio, and the bench Bruce Clay Cooper had just lifted.

He charged one final time, and moments later, Cooper found himself atop the robot in a sea of splinters, the end of the decimated bench firmly in his hands and the cyborg's head crumpled and torn from its body. Blinking, Cooper realized it was over, and let his weapon fall to the floor with a violent clack. He wheezed, his old bones creaking at every seam, as he tried to process what had just happened and ignore the searing agony swimming through him.

The girl.

He turned to Ayoko and hobbled over to her, dropping beside her onto weary knees.

"Ayoko?"

The girl still hadn't moved -- not once during the entire assault. As Cooper came near, she managed to blink. A picture of deeply entrenched misery projected from her youthful countenance, and yet she did nothing to express it. Cooper merely felt it, as he looked into her eyes and watched tears roll gently across her cheeks and dribble onto the floor. He felt his innards wrench at the sight of the poor girl's sorrow, as he lifted her head into his lap.

"It's alright," Cooper choked. He tried to hold onto his machismo, tried to instill some amount of security in the girl. "It's alright, sweetheart. It's okay."

He dried her tears.

No more followed.
 

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One minute you're slicing chicken breast for kebabs. The next, you've accidentally surrounded yourself with thousands of impaled corpses.

Just twenty minutes ago I was mumbling "this isn't possible" when the front door to the hotel, instead of leading outside into a thunderstorm, dumped me into the hotel's kitchen. Before that, I was thinking "I must be dreaming," because I sat across from a demon. What was the demon's name? Legion? Lugnutt? He was the only one in the room I didn't try to make smalltalk with. I even talked to the turtle.

Java? Jasper? ****it, I should have written their names down.

Demons and turtles aside, I shouldn't have waited so long to inspect the body. But even then, something was weird. The proprietor didn't bleed. I've treated enough gunshot wounds to know what they look like. I've dug bullets out of at least a dozen frontal lobes, and even an occipital. Yet when the cat shot him, I was pinned to my chair in fear. I dared not spring to the man's aid. What could I do? Get attacked in turn? Besides, my briefcase doesn't have any cures for invisible bullets. I've lost my share of patients, but for the first time, I felt completely helpless.

Itachi doesn't seem phased by the forest of skewered bodies. I don't think I've ever seen someone with such a complete lack of emotion. I look at the bandages wrapping my index finger. They are already bleeding through, but at least the cut doesn't hurt anymore.

The tall Japanese man stuffs his hands deep in his pockets and starts walking through the grisly forest. He still doesn't say a word. Crazy *******.

You're surrounded by thousands of slaughtered men, women and children, and you're perfectly fine with it.

Back in the hotel parlor, I figured I was part of some act. I also figured demons weren't real. When I finally inspected the proprietor's body, after that detective or private eye or whatever - Casper? - I found no pulse. No breathing. No dilation. I'm not sure what bothered me more, that the proprietor had been killed, or that the detective hadn't arrested the murderer on the spot.

This is why I keep telling myself to never make house calls. If the cop wasn't going to be a cop, then I had to call the real cavalry.

"Did you like my trick?"

I'd been so engrossed in the proprietor's vacant eyes that the cat's voice made me jump. I turned an eye to the little Mistoffelees.

"You don't have any thumbs."

The cat tucked his head to the side and flicked his whiskers. "Huh?"

"How did you handle a gun without thumbs?"

"Magic!" the cat yelled, and then poured more vodka down his throat. I didn't ask him how he was gripping the bottle.

The professor cleared his throat. "You're concerned that he can fire a gun," he said, "but not that little Behemoth can talk?"

I stood, my knees cracking in the process. "Professor Woden,"

"Woland," he corrected.

"Woland. Sorry, sorry. Professor Woland. The proprietor called me here, saying he had a guest having intermittent seizures. I told him to call an ambulance, but -"

"Ah," the professor snapped his fingers. "I'm sorry, but Mr. Clayton will no longer be needing your services."

There are indeed children impaled on the tall wooden stakes. No amount of cadaver training in med school could have prepaired me to see this little eight-year-old girl sliding slowly, millimeter by millimeter, down the rod. The spike had pierced her aorta before breaking through her collarbone. Not a pleasant death, but at least it was a quick one. Her back is bent into an arch from gravity pulling her arms and legs down, and her head dangles backards. Her eyes are about level with mine.

The professor must have done this. If the cat can fire a gun, then clearly he's capable of slaughtering thousands.

So are you.

And clearly, it is my job to save them. Cops aren't being cops. The chef will probably just make sushi out of them. It's up to me. If I can find someone still breathing, I can stop the bleeding and perhaps save their life.

I notice the girl's clothes.

"Hey, Itachi."

The tall man stops, but doesn't turn.

"Come here and look at this. I don't think we're-"

Itachi ignores me and resumes walking.

The professor had ignored me too, but at least he did it while talking to me.

"Mr. Clayton is... dead? Have you even tried calling an ambulance?" I said, "Or did your cat play a 'trick' on him too?"

"No, no, calm down Dr. Walker. There's no need to worry about Mr. Clayton. Besides, it's just frightful outside. You'd best stay the night, lest it become even more so."

It's about to get even more frightful in here.

I ignored the unwelcome thought, unsure where it sprung from. My only play was to leave. "Then I guess I'll be retiring," I said. I gathered my briefcase, gave the room a brief nod,

As I walked to the front door, I realized what bothered me about the proprietor's death. Well, besides the fact that he'd been murdered by a trigger happy cat. He hadn't felt any pain. He hadn't felt anything. And I wasn't sure how I knew that.

Nobody in the forest of bodies can feel any pain either, but that is because they are long dead. Some by days, some by what looks like months, or more. I work my way through the crowds, following the chef. I feel drawn to something up ahead, at the edge of the corpses. I can almost see it.

Finding the chef had been quite a shock. Upon leaving the parlor, I did my best to walk nonchalantly to the exit door. The mad professor couldn't stop me from walking outside. Once free, I could call the police.

The door to the hotel opened and closed very quickly. So quickly, that I didn't care that it slammed behind me. I leaned against it, gasping for breath. It took me a moment to realize my eyes were clammed shut. I was outside. I was free. And the rain had stopped.

It wasn't until I opened my eyes that I realized why. I was in a kitchen. And an incredibly tall Japanese man was staring at me while brandishing a long, menacing knife.

Woland wasn't done with me yet.

"Er, hi," I stammered. "Iggy, was it?"

The man who had been chosen as my roommate raised an eyebrow.

"Itagaki?"

"My name is Icho Itachi. And yours is Chris Walker."

The long knife shined in the fluorescent kitchen lights. I'm not sure he realized he had it pointed right at me.

With a flick of his wrist, Itachi pointed his knife at the massive refrigerator. "There is chicken. Bring me some."

An array of tiny wooden stakes spread in front of the tall man, along with thick slices of bell peppers, mushrooms and onions. Kebabs.

When cooking is involved, my dates almost always end badly. Some of them laugh about it, some don't. Most opt not to call back. You would think all those years spent slicing up living people would have trained me to peel a potato without peeling my own skin.

I did as he asked. He had a chef's knife, and all I had was a scalpel. I wondered if the fridge would lead to Narnia. It disappointed.

When I slapped the thick chicken breasts onto the table, Itachi handed me a long blade that looked similar to his, but with a straighter edge.

"This is called a Santoku," he said. "It means 'Three Virtues,' because it's good for cutting, slicing and mincing. It's best for one single, downward cut. Not chopping as you would with your German knives.

His voice was completely flat and expressionless. I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised - this was a man who was making dinner right after he'd been told all but one would die.

I made it through the first few cuts well. I tried to summon my training, to remain calm. Itachi would have made an impressive surgeon - all of his slices were long and sure, with zero wavering.

While I tried plotting a second escape, Itachi slid the meat and veggies onto each stake. "Your hand," he said.

"Pardon?"

"Your hand is bleeding. I told you not to chop."

We approach the edge of the cadaverous woods. The sensation has grown stronger with each step. I know before we see him that we'll find a man alive. Only one.

He's at the very front, as part of a semicircle surrounding a small wooden table. On the table sits a fully prepared dinner for one. It was the same meal Itachi and I had just prepared, along with a glass of red wine.

Shish kebab. A food of Turkish origin. He always did have a funny sense of humor.

The impaled man, the one still alive, lets out a groan. I snap my attention away from the food. "Help me get him down," I tell Itachi.

He's the only one that can reach the dying man, who has only slid partway down the tall stake. Itachi grabs the man's back and is about to lift when I stop him.

"No, not like that. You'll just do even more damage." Energy pulsates through my body. I feel more alert than I have in days. I can hear every beat of the dying man's heart, as well as every gasping breath. From the sound of it, the stake has punctured one of his lungs. I need to get him down.

Itachi leans back and slams one of his massive feet against the stake. I yell for him to stop, but he keeps pummeling it with kick after kick. I'm at least able to position myself on the other side, so I can catch the impaled man as the whole thing falls.

I rest him on the ground and throw open my briefcase. He doesn't have long if I can't at least stop the bleeding.

I'd stopped mine quickly, once I found out about it. After Itachi alerted me to my hand, I suddenly felt the searing pain in my left index finger. Somehow, while slicing the chicken, I had given myself a nasty gash with the santoku. Blood spattered all over the cutting board, and was probably drenching the chicken as well.

The cut itself wasn't terrible, but it needed attention. "Once I get this bandaged up," I told Itachi, "I need to go up to our room. I don't want to keep making a mess of the place."

Itachi shrugged. The shish kebabs had finished cooking over the stove. He wrapped them in foil and tucked them under his arm. Then, with a hand in each pocket, he walked to the door.

"I didn't mean you have to come with me."

He didn't respond.

On the way up to the room, I kept chastising myself for being so careless with the knife. It's not like shish kebabs are hard to make.

They're harder when they fight back.

I knew not to trust our door. But what else could I do? I touched the doornob and tried not to imagine where it would take us. Cats weren't cats. Cops weren't cops. Doors weren't doors. I closed my eyes, and prayed on the other side that we could eat our dinner in peace.

We stretch the man out as best we can, considering he has a massive stake through his right lung. He looks at me with his large, black eyes. He's dressed well for a man from the middle ages, with a red velvet tunic well adorned with golden buttons and black lace trim. An intricate dragon dances across each collar. He looks at me, and for a moment, I recognize him.

He recognizes me, too. That's why he starts screaming.
 

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The kebobs were getting cold the longer they waited outside of their room and for some reason this doctor wanted to stop and help the guy whom most assuredly wouldn't make it through the night. He'd seen lesser injuries end a man's life.

"Useless" Itachi though, this doctor couldn't even get through chicken without gashing open his finger and yet he's supposed to be in practice. He would be more afraid of the doctor using a knife around this patient then himself.

His thought had been broken up by the guy screaming, as his eyes met the doctor. The guys eyes had grown large and his whole broken and cut up body had seized up. There was obvious fear emanating from the guy as he looked upon the man attempting to save him. Oddly enough the doctor also seemed to recognize the man, it seemed incredibly interesting that the chances of the last guy alive in a field of bodies thrown haphazardly around would be someone the doctor had some kind of previous relationship with.

The doctor looked down on the patient and tried to calm him but to no avail. The guy was wailing and the more movements he made to try and shift away from the doctor caused him to lose more blood and made him paler. Both of them were completely lost in their own world, and the more time they take here, the less time they accomplish understanding exactly the situation they were in.

Worst of all... the Kebobs were still getting cold.

Standing up he brought his foot down along the forehead of the patient switftly and decisively knocking him unconscious and stopping the screaming instantly. The man was still alive however but the Doctor whipped his head over in his direction looking revitalized and angry.

"What are you doing," The doctor exclaimed, "He's dying don't you think it would be better to have him awake during any sort of procedure. All you're doing is minimizing his chances of surviving the night.

The doctor had stood up and glared at him.

"Where did this guy's second wind come from," Itachi thought to himself before stretching and clearing his throat. He couldn't believe a doctor would have so much trouble with him knocking out the patient. Don't they use anesthetics to put a patient out all the time. What's the difference between his foot coming down on his head and a needle, it has accomplished the same thing. The man was asleep and finally there was peace and quiet so he could think about the game.

"Let me tell you a few things doctor," He began holding the chef knife towards the man standing in front of him. At the flash of the cold steel the Doctor began to appear more nervous as the imposing figure of Icho began standing fully upright.

"This is not a game, I don't care who that man is or whether he lives or dies, if you can save him the only useful thing I hope for him to do is explain to us more of what is going on around here, whom the professor is and what exactly he is capable of." Icho began moving forward to get into the doctors face, getting annoyed that this man would take so long to truly understand the situation.

"I would run both of you through if I had the chance right now, if only one of us is allowed to leave then that makes us enemies, this is how the game works. We happen to be fighting for the same cause but unfortunately this cause has only one foreseeable outcome, and it is one that is not attainable by the both of us. His screaming is only slowing us down. I suggest you use your untrained hands to revive this guy as soon as we enter the room, however I no longer want to wait in this hallway, it seems as if we're being watched.

From the corner of his eye he had noticed for a few minutes now the professor's magic cat snaking around the shadows, the green of his eyes would occasionally shine from the darkness of the hallway or from up on the ceiling. Considering he hadn't seen any of the others since the game had begun he wanted to make sure he would be out of the ears and eyes of their "hosts" before making any plans.

"Now brace yourself Doctor, for the appetizer part of tonight is over, the main course I have a feeling, is right behind this door," Tossing the man whom's life he had just threatened a kebob he held the knob in his other, and began to turn it.
 

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The tears just wouldn’t come. Saru wanted to tell himself it was because he was finally able to be strong like his father always wanted him to be. But he knew it wasn’t the truth. Never in his life had he been this afraid. Never had he dealt with being in the midst of talking cats and turtles and real life devil creatures. Never had he seen what he could only believe to be black magic. However, he had witnessed a man’s death before and it was an experience he would never have wanted to relive.

It was just the surreality of it all. His mind hadn’t completely processed everything that he was experiencing, or maybe his mind was rejecting the possibility that any of this was real. Saru wanted to think this was all some distorted nightmare, but he knew better. Everything was too vivid, too clear to be a dream. Saru spent a few short moments sitting on the steps dazed. He was trying to push out the memories of his father’s death that were currently trying to force themselves back into his mind. There was a flurry of activity as a few people and a few creatures hurried by him. He wondered why the other kids, a teenage girl and a boy that seemed to be younger than he, seemed to be unaffected by everything that was happening. Was he really the least brave of them all?

Saru didn’t flinch when the man in the trenchcoat placed a hand on his shoulder. It was only until he heard the man speak his name before he grasped Saru’s attention. Saru quickly slapped the man’s hand away from him and swung up onto the banister while spinning to face who or what had touched him. The handcuffs dangling from one of Saru’s wrists jingled as he changed his position.

“Relax!” The man said, while taking a slight step back. “We should probably be heading to our room now.” Saru remembered the wizard man saying something about sharing rooms. He was paired up with a some burly depressed looking guy named Max Payne. It was then that Saru also remembered that they were supposed to be playing some kind of game that only of them would be alive at the end of.

“You are Saru, correct?” Saru simply nodded. He noticed Payne eyeing the handcuffs dangling from Saru’s left wrist; He had been trying to keep the cuffs hidden from sight. He didn’t want people to think of him as a bad person. He thought back to the events that led him to getting stuck with a cuff on one wrist.

A few hours ago, he found himself in a crowded New York subway station. The place was dimly lit and there were always people bumping into or brushing past eachother. It made it the perfect setting for lifting valuables from the people riding the trains. Saru noticed the police officer lazily scanning the area for anything that might remotely seem like criminal activity. This however did not cause Saru alarm. Instead it presented a challenge: would he be able to pickpocket people in the vicinity of the cop?

After successfully grabbing the contents of a few womens' purses Saru realized that this wasn’t much of a challenge. This didn’t surprise him - cops are easily fooled after all. This one had to have been particularly dense; he had missed Saru lift a wallet from the back pocket of another man walking not even five feet away from the officer.

Saru’s childhood boredom kicked in. He wanted a bigger challenge, something much more risky. The idea immediately came to him – he would try and steal directly from the officer himself. Saru scanned the officer for something cool he could take. The handcuffs caught his eye and Saru began to think of an even riskier yet much more appealing challenge. Saru noticed a series of pipes jutting out of the wall directly behind the officer. He was going to try and handcuff the officer to one of those pipes. Saru didn’t spend much more time thinking, he began to move closer to the officer. Saru was getting giddy with excitement and slightly nervous even though he knew he’d be able to pull this off.

The officer was now stationary; his back pressed up against the wall. He kept glancing at his watch and his thoughts seemed to be elsewhere. He didn’t notice Saru slide up right next to him. A very attractive woman in high heels was walking past them. She seemed to be in a hurry like all New Yorker’s riding the subway. Saru casually stuck out his leg, and watched the unsuspecting woman trip over his outstretched limb and directly into the arms of the officer trying to catch her from falling. Saru used this opportunity that he created to slip behind the officer while easily unclipping the handcuffs from the belt encircling the officer’s waist. It was then that his eyes gazed upon the handgun hanging in its holster. Saru hadn’t been able to spot the gun earlier due to it being on the opposite side of the officer. He had never been this close to a firearm before, and for some reason its presence consumed him. Saru forgot the initial game he was playing; he desperately wanted to grab the gun. He wanted to touch the cold black metal, to hold the same kind of weapon that was used to kill his father, to feel the power that holding a firearm gave him. So he did. He quickly grabbed the gun from its holster. It felt foreign in his small hands. There was something distinctly wrong about holding the weapon, it was as though he wasn’t worthy of it. Most of all, Saru was afraid, afraid of the strength he felt when he held it.

“Hey Jim, your shift is over now! I can take over fr-” A second police officer appeared. He paused mid sentence as he took in what he was seeing. A young black child was gripping the first officers handgun, while the officer was busy trying to get the woman back onto her feet. The second officer leapt at Saru and tackled him to the ground. Saru quickly snapped out of the daze he was in as he felt the impact of the cop’s tackle. Saru dropped the gun upon impact. He tumble rolled as he hit the floor in order to break his fall and quickly leapt to his feet again. The second officer grabbed Saru’s ankle as Saru tried to escape. Saru tripped and caught himself with his hands. Saru kicked at the second cops arm with his free leg, and was able to break free from the officers grasp. Just as Saru was able to get up again, he felt himself get swung hard into the wall. His cheek slammed the cold cement as his left arm was forcibly bent behind his back. He felt cold piercing metal tighten on his left wrist. The first officer had joined the fight and was about to arrest Saru.

SKREEEK!

“AHHHHHHHHH” The first officer bellowed. Saru felt the grip of the officer release. He quickly turned around and saw the officer doubled over in pain clutching at area just under his waist. He noticed crimson blood seeping from the officer’s pants. A little red monkey was smiling devilishly. Kohiin had bitten the officer’s *****.

“Good work, Koko! Now let’s get out of here!” Saru yelled as he began to run from the area. Kohiin used his tail to pick up the gun that Saru dropped earlier as the little monkey ran to follow his owner. When Kohiin caught up to Saru, Saru held open his drawstring bag and the little monkey jumped inside. Saru didn’t notice the handgun that Kohiin’s tail grasped.

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“Room 5 was it?” Saru’s attention snapped back to the present. Max Payne began to continue up the steps. Saru followed. The hallway was empty. Everyone had found their rooms it seemed. Some doors were wedged open. Saru wondered if he should do the same when he got to his room. They reached room 5 in silence, neither one really engaging in small talk. Payne opened the door to room 5 and walked in. Saru followed and immediately was presented with a familiar smell of tropical jungle and wildlife. They had to be in Africa. Saru didn’t stop to question how this was possible as he continued to gaze upon his surroundings. They found themselves in a lab. A solution of some sort was being boiled in huge vats and tubes containing different liquids were running from different machines and containers. The lighting was fairly poor, but from what Saru could see, all the equipment being used was in fairly bad condition. There appeared to be cracked glass containers with solution dripping out, the once white walls were caked with dirt, and the metal bench tops were rusted. The word ‘Valkyr’ appeared on much of the equipment.

Saru could hear laughter. He glanced back towards Payne, and was surprised to see the man had his gun out. Payne was creeping up towards a closed door which seemed to be the source of the laughter. There was light pouring from the crack between the door and the floor and Saru knew that there had to be men inside. Payne reached the door and gently put his ear against it.

The door flew open, and Saru watched a startled Payne getting grabbed and pulled into the room. Saru pressed himself against the wall out of sight, careful not to hurt the monkey in his backpack. Saru hoped the people wouldn’t know he was there. The door slammed behind Payne and Saru was now left alone in the lab. He spent a few seconds wondering what he should do when his thoughts were interrupted. He winced as he heard Max Payne yelp in pain. What Saru was unable to see was Max Payne being injected with the drug known as Valkyr.
 

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As quickly as she had finished her observation on the ornate cross, the picturesque statue began to convulse violently. Ayoko watched as the structure bearing the ambiguous male cadaver began to wobble upon its stanchion. Tiny bits of steel and platinum began chipping from the male figure; by this time, the beautiful cross had fallen back towards the stage and shattered with an unforgiving crash. Ayoko clenched her eyes shut to brace herself for the surely earsplitting destruction of the final intact member of the once scenic monument; the ambiguous male.

Silence.

Ayoko cast her gaze back to the front of the cathedral, lifting her head above the pew to observe the wreckage. The steel man who had once hung lifeless from the cross was now standing hunchback on the altar. The living statue twitched horrendously; each movement was accompanied by a horrendous mechanical screech. As the statue’s limbs darted about, beams of discharged energy shot from the neck and joints of the shuddering monster. With a final, unforgiving thrust, the last of the beautiful steel and platinum lattice broke from the cybernetic fiend and splintered apart on the cold, marble floor tiles. Head spiraling on its axel, the monster raised its hands, and let out an industrial, thunderous shriek. The last charming aspect of the now-ruined church, the ornamental stained glass windows, exploded and disintegrated to the ground.

Ayoko’s eyes shined bright white, but her limbs did not respond. Her pupils receded deeper into her blank pupils and darted back and forth across the scene. The cathedral in her peripheral disappeared as her vision tunneled like a drill into the nightmare ahead. Ayoko sat in the pew, motionless. She tried her best to avert her gaze to something less destructive, something less horrible, but her shining eyes illuminated a terrible scene. This observation was not initiated by Ayoko’s free will, and that much was clear to her.

==ObSerVatiON: ????????==
==UNKNowN ErRoRRR xx Bc##1!! Zz3!!==
==ENGaGe EmERgenCY SySTeM: CriTiCAL LoCKDoWN ++ CoDE WhITE==
==…initiating…==​

By the time Ayoko’s irises had ceased to glow, her legs had snapped into a perpendicular posture. The rivets connecting her ankles, knees, and hips had fastened themselves tightly with a mechanical lock. Ayoko struggled to move them, but her cybernetic limbs became impossibly paralyzed. Ayoko felt her breathing become short and halted; a look of horror was smeared across her face.

Ayoko’s arms shot straight down to her sides; the bolts and screws in her joints screamed as they tightened to a fixed position. When her arms had fixed down upon her side, her torso lit up and jolted Ayoko’s spine straight. Ayoko could hear her spine locks clicking into position, starting from the lumbar region and ascending into the cervical vertebrae units.

As Ayoko’s neck tightened, her chin lifted up.

With her last operational units about to fall prey to her own system meltdown, Ayoko lurched her head backwards and summoned a horrific scream. Ayoko’s teeth vibrated as the deafening sound enveloped the entire hallway and echoed across the circular ceiling, such as that not one wall of the beautiful church would accept her piercing entreaty. The sound bounced back and forth between the oaken seats and eventually flew to the center of the room and dissipated with a harmonious echo.

Ayoko’s eyes became frozen in their sockets, her lips, punished for disobeying protocol, clenched tight. It seemed as if even her long hair had frozen on end.

=Lockdown Complete=​

Ayoko was now completely nonoperational. None of her limbs responded to requests sent by her now-frantic system. Ayoko was completely aware of her surroundings, yet her body had evacuated long before her mind decided to give up the fight.

In Ayoko’s self-absorbed disaster, she had neglected to notice that the cybernetic monster at the front of the altar was now eyeing her incessantly. The figure’s pupils were bloodshot, and an incredibly large row of fangs pierced from below his mechanical nose. The figure must’ve stood nearly seven feet tall, with a hunchback mechanical torso that screeched with terror.

The mechanical brute raised his right hand and extended his index finger in Ayoko’s direction. With a shrill, the cyborg opened his mouth and began to speak.

“Dye-ay-ay-ay-Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-o-o-o-o-o-k-k-o-!!”

Electricity erupted from the machine’s mouth and fell as sparks towards the floor. The monster continued to speak.

“Dah-yie-yie-yie! AY-ay-ayoo-ayoo-ayooko!”

Popping noises filled the hallway as the mechanical tyrant configured his voice. What he was saying now became terribly clear.

“Die Ayoko!”

With the booming roar of a jet engine, the behemoth boosted himself off the altar and began to run across the tops of the oak pews towards Ayoko. With each step, the victim pew would crush mercilessly beneath the monster as he flung himself at Ayoko.

Ayoko’s emotional systems were exploding within her. She was screaming in absolute terror on the inside and trying desperately to fling her body away from certain death. Ayoko struggled valiantly, but to no avail. With a final internal struggle, Ayoko halted her actions.

Worthless and inconvenient. That was all she was.

As she prepared herself to accept an obliterating blow to the face, Ayoko heard footsteps approaching from the left side, growing louder.

The cyborg prepared to bore his fist deep into the face of Ayoko.

The sound of footsteps turned into the touch of human skin to Ayoko’s left side.

The large man, using Ayoko’s rigid arm, propelled his body between the flung arm of the cyborg and Ayoko’s victimized body. Ayoko watched as the man granted the wish she had cast to the ceiling, the relentless scream that she thought fell on deaf ears.

The cyborg buried his mechanical fist into Bruce Cooper’s stomach. Cooper’s pupils whited out, and spit exploded from his gaped mouth. Ayoko’s face was splattered with Cooper’s glory juices. Her eyes were glazed by the sweat, blood, and tears of the man who had just saved her from definite peril.

The behemoth cyborg tore his focus from Ayoko and grunted loudly at Bruce, who was hunched at the end of the pew attempting to gather his breath.
For a split second, Ayoko wished the cyborg would leave Bruce be. “Just take me” she thought to herself.

And it did. The monster turned back to Ayoko and stared right into her unresponsive eyes. As he maniacally turned his head, the cyborg shone his mechanical teeth with an evil, beaming smirk. However, Ayoko once again felt the comforting touch of Cooper’s bloody fingers as he extended a knee into the jaw of the mechanical brute. Electricity pulsed between the robotic man and Bruce’s organic body, and Bruce grunted as the tinge of electricity enveloped his limbs.

Ayoko watched as this man, Bruce, continued to protect her as she sat paralyzed by system protocol. As he tore his way through the mechanical nemesis, the cyborg responded with equally horrible blows to Cooper. Ayoko saw the man, who she once deemed a fat inconvenience, do what she herself could not do. Where were the innate human flaws, the apparent human errors, and the inconvenience of the human race?

There were none. Cooper, the inconvenient fat man, was saving her life.

Bruce’s face was smashed to a bloody pulp. His body was a crumpled mess on the floor of the pew directly in front of Ayoko. The cyborg was now standing above Cooper, digging his heel into Bruce’s spine. However, with a miraculous push, Bruce’s body exploded from the floor, legs sweeping under the cyborg. The culprit and his victim had switched spots; the cyborg was now struggling under the feet of Cooper.

Cooper lunged his hands towards the ground. Both of his hands gripped the head of the robot. Bruce stood atop the back of the cyborg and yanked the cyborg’s head towards his spine. Ayoko watched as Bruce’s biceps bulged intensely as he attempted to decapitate the cyborg, who was now shrieking like a witch. With an explosion of electrical discharge, the cyborg’s head was ripped from the neck. The body of the cyborg wrenched like a crushed insect on the floor, and Cooper flung the head several pews behind him. Bruce Cooper fell to the ground and sighed heavily with relief.

Bruce Cooper had defeated the cyborg.

==...==
==EmErGenCY LoCKdoWN: Disengaged=​

Ayoko felt the bolts in her limbs begin to loosen at the sight of the destroyed corpse of the cybernetic enemy. As if some cruel byproduct of her emotional state, she still could not get herself to move her body. She sat motionless in the pew.

Ayoko watched as Bruce Cooper emerged from the rubble and hobbled towards her. His body was an absolute train wreck. Bruce’s nose was clearly broken and blood was pouring from several cuts in his face. Spasms threw themselves down the leg muscles of Bruce Cooper, no doubt a consequence of the electricity. Still, he inched closer to Ayoko.

Ayoko was flabbergasted and shocked. Not since Father died had Ayoko ever experienced any emotion like this. Ayoko had just been saved by a human being; she had just become the inconvenience for the first time in her life. And yet, this man, Bruce Cooper, was pacing towards her; he was not ashamed, embarrassed, or angry with Ayoko for her state.
As Bruce kneeled down next to Ayoko, he began to lightly stroke her cheek with his bloody finger.

Ayoko stared straight into the eyes of this pure man. What was she supposed to say to this man? She had so many wonderful things to say about him, but how can she justify her previous actions?

With a slight blink, tears began to roll down Ayoko’s face like a waterfall of happiness. These tears contained the words she needed to tell this man that she was, indeed, grateful. No. Ayoko was more than grateful; she adored this man that risked his own life to save hers.

“It’s alright sweetheart, its okay...” said Bruce as he stroked Ayoko’s bloody pigtail.

Ayoko dried her eyes and stood up. Now, she stood above Bruce and glared deep into his eyes as he kneeled on the ground. An innocent and pure look gazed back at Ayoko.
Ayoko smiled and extended her hand to help Bruce stand up. As Bruce grabbed a hold of her hand and stood, Ayoko yanked him into a complete embrace. Tears poured down her face as she buried her face into the chest of Bruce. Bruce wrapped his fatherly hands around Ayoko’s back and rested his cheek on top of her head.

Ayoko released herself slowly from the grip of Cooper. Cooper gave her a kind smile and she returned it. They turned towards the large cathedral doors at the back of the hall and began to walk towards them. Ayoko and Bruce walked towards the doors and pushed them open. As the light entered, Bruce squinted and covered his eyes with his hand. Ayoko, however, was quite clear of the sight.

Standing at the doorway, Ayoko looked out to see a beautiful cityscape. Directly in front of them was an amusement park. Beyond the city limits, an expansive lake draped across the backdrop of the city skyscrapers.

“Wow” said Ayoko.

“Amazing, isn’t it?” Bruce chimed in. Ayoko turned towards him in expectation of more, but Bruce was simply looking towards the setting sun with a grin. Bruce gave a thumbs up as Ayoko looked back up into his eyes with glowing white pupils.

==ObSErVAtion: V 2.00==
==NaMe: Bruce Clay Cooper==
==Conclusion: Friend==​
 

Clownbot

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Legna did not expect what he saw inside the museum: No doubt another trick left behind by the professor and his cat, he found himself in a true prehistoric era. Before Legna could take too many steps, he scowled at the familiar sound of a certain Russian human’s voice.

“You son of a b
itch.”

Legna’s scowl rapidly transformed into an amused grin as he turned to face the man, who had just walked into the ‘museum.’ “Yes?”

Ivanov, however, was all but amused. With a roar, he ran towards the demon, drawing his newly acquired knife. Legna let out a surprisingly hearty laugh. “I think you may need more than that.” From Legna’s backside appeared a thin tail ending in a long, sharp blade the size of a sword’s. “En garde!” Legna slashed at Ivanov.

Sergei stepped back to avoid the attack and quickly brought his knife down upon the sword. Legna drew it back and took another slash, countered again by the Russian’s knife. This time he took action. Getting past the demon’s blade he made a stab directly in the heart of Legna.

Or at least, where it would be if he had one. As a demon he could heal wounds and broken bones extremely faster than normal but that did not keep him from experiencing the excruciating pain of the knife wound from which no blood fell.

Legna fell to his knees. Ivanov gave him a cold smile, staring at him through bloodshot eyes. But the demon would not give up so easily. With one of his clawed hands he took a swipe at the knife. With the other, he tried to scratch Sergei. Anywhere. His first hand was stopped by Sergei driving the knife into it, causing him to yowl in pain. His second, however, was successful; when he looked back up, half the Russian’s face was dripping with blood.

For a moment that was all that there was. Ivanov grasping his face in pain, using some leftover medical bandages from the bar to try and stop the blood, and Legna temporarily immobilized by the pain in his wounds. Legna took some time to reflect on his next course of action. I could just fly off again… But the dam
ned human would follow my course like he must have done before. He looked back at Sergei, whose attention was drawn away from Legna by his wounds and the heat of the place, which caused him to remove his heavy coat. Perhaps he could be of some use for now…

“Alright.” Ivanov looked up at Legna, who had arisen. “Allow me to make something clear: neither of us are friends with each other.” Ivanov nodded. “I do not wish to associate with you, but when we are in here, and only when we are in here, I must do so.”

“What’s in it for me?” asked Ivanov. Legna took a moment, regaining his strength, before running a hand over his wounds and healing them.

“I can keep you alive.”

Legna had no intention of becoming allies with this man, nor was this still his intention. He would find his way through this dreadful place, holding onto the Russian just for good measure, or in the slim chance that he would run across any trouble too great for him. He had been too smart to make the man aware that his healing powers were rather limited, and if that ever became evident he would simply escape again. Sure, the man could follow his tracks, but how far will he get if he’s mortally wounded?

Ivanov stared out into space for a long while. The way he saw it this disgusting creature, while having an unpleasant air about him, could be the difference between his life and death. “Fine.”

Legna gave a smile that made Ivanov a bit uneasy about his choice. Then, however, he ran his hand over the Russian’s bloodied face, clearing the wounds left by his claw. “Let us be going, then.” At that, both of them began their trek through the foreign area, neither too sure of what they would find.

They started at a fair pace but the heat soon became unbearable for Ivanov. Legna was quite used to it, but they had been walking for a while and his feet were becoming a bit tired.

“Can you not fly us in the sky?”

“With you? Probably not. How much do you weigh, again?” Ivanov shot the demon a glare. “Worry not, Mr. Ivanov, worry not. We’ll find a resting point soon enough. In the meantime, be thankful that you’re allied with one of the stronger partakers in this contest.

“You didn’t sound so confident when you had been stabbed through the chest.”

Legna wondered why he hadn’t rid himself of this nuisance yet. Soon enough, Legna… Soon enough.

It wasn’t a while before they did come across a resting point, and a rather inviting one at that. Ivanov ran to a spring of cool water, taking drinks from it and splashing like a child would after having the heat beat down on him. Legna found it all rather sickening, however, so he found a nearby tree bearing some sort of fruit which he picked and took a taste of. It was rare for him to eat, much less eat food that he found on the earth, but occasionally he would come across a delicacy that even he found enjoyable. Pathetic humans… Undeserving of fruits such as these, they are.

Their relaxation, however, was short-lived. As they regrouped to continue their voyage, a loud scream tore through the air. Not a scream of fear, or not even one of a human. It was more of a roar, really. This noise was something that neither the Russian nor the demon needed to have heard personally before, and as they heard it they were immediately aware of what it belonged to.

As they turned, they found a menacing Tyrannosaurus Rex heading directly toward them.
 

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Jaha looked up at the night sky, mouth wide open and tongue gaping, like a dog sticking its head out of a car window. The taste of deep pan-fried pizza was still richly draped around his taste buds. Tossing away the last of the pizza boxes, Jaha’s attention was now drawn to his companion Max. He was growing to like the man more than he previously thought would be possible. After all, first impressions weren’t always correct. Jaha didn’t even think to question what Max did back at the restaurant.

The pair then proceeded to explore the rest of the city. People tended to disperse as they saw Max and Jaha approaching, but this didn’t particularly faze Max, so he decided not to think too much of it. Busy wondering where the trail would lead them, as well as what he would eat for his next meal, Jaha almost bumped into Max who had stopped abruptly in the middle of the street. Jaha was about to question why they weren’t moving, to which Max simply held up his index finger, pointing skywards. At the same time, Max’s pupils darted furiously around the scene, looking for something.

“What’s going o-”

BOOM. Gunfire. Streams of metal bullets battered down on the road all around them, one of them slicing Jaha dangerously across the neck. Glancing around, Jaha spotted men in blue uniforms, lying flat on the rooftops of surrounding buildings. By the time Jaha reacted to the situation, Max was already halfway towards a row of nearby shops. Wasting no more time, Jaha pulled his limbs inside his shell and kicked hard off the ground, propelling himself forward in the direction Max had headed. Raising his chin ever so slightly as he ricocheted across the ground. Jaha saw that Max had taken cover in an alley between two small shops, so he altered his course by leaning slightly to the right. Bullets rained down on him, but the fire wasn’t nearly strong enough to penetrate his tough shell.

Once safely out of fire, Jaha spun up next to Max who was crouching low, back up against a wall. Miraculously, no bullets had even come close to touching him. Hell, Jaha couldn’t even tell if he was concerned at all. Jaha on the other hand, had no idea what was going on. It seemed that the group of men with firearms had stationed themselves on nearby roofs, with the intent of ambushing Max and Jaha in the middle of the street. Unsure of what to do, Jaha looked desperately at Max who was observing his surroundings, presumably looking for some kind of esca-

“FREEZE!”

-All of a sudden, one of the men had dropped into the alley where Jaha and Max were standing, gun pointing directly at Jaha’s chest. Without any hesitation, Max walked up to the man and backhanded the gun right out of his hands. The man managed to discharge the weapon before losing his grip, but the bullet bounced aimlessly off the side of a wall. Before he had a chance to recover, Max had grabbed both of the man’s shoulders and launched an unforgiving knee right into his chest. With the wind knocked out of him, he reeled backwards, coughing up blood as he fell to the ground. Finishing the fight, Max raised his arm high above his ahead, before bringing his elbow crashing down onto his victim’s skull, easily breaking his jaw and knocking him out cold. Jaha saw that the man’s face was a complete mess, blood pouring out from his broken nose. He reminded himself not to get into a fight with Max any time soon.

“Don’t ever fight ugly people Jaha, they have nothing to lose.” Even though Jaha was sure they could beat the lot of them if they had to, Max motioned for Jaha to follow him away from the battle. It seemed that the well-armed men were not worth their time. The odd pair bolted off in the opposite direction, Jaha nervously glancing back over his shoulder every so often.
 

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"You know he's right Calvin! You want lower points in golf!" Hobbes shouted to Calvin.

"Ah ha! But what you didn't know is that this isn't actually a golf course, it's a foosball table! And you just hit the Calvinball into the Hole of Slow-Motion! Now you have to do everything in slow-motion!"

Doc began walking in slow motion. He decided to ignore the Calvinball completely, and made his way towards one of the makeshift flags Calvin had planted. If he had guessed correctly, these flags served no formal purpose, and were instead placed only as props for rules to be made later in the game.

"Hobbes quick, throw on this mask!" Calvin shouted. He was running away from his cardboard box carrying another mask. The box was tipped on its side.

"How did you g-"

"You're still in slow-motion Doc!"

Doc somewhat exasperatedly said "Hhhoooooww diiiidd yoooooou geeeet aaanooooootheeeer maaask?" Doc had almost reached the flag.

"I duplicated my mask with the Duplicator!" Calvin yelled, hurredly tying the mask onto Hobbe's face. "Quick Hobbes we've gotta stop him!"

Calvin picked up the Calvinball and Hobbes and ran towards Doc. But it was too late. Doc had reached the flag. He quickly snatched it, turned around and touched it to Calvin's head just as Calvin was getting ready to throw the Calvinball.

"This is the Doctor Flag," Doc said. "I get to make a decree."

Calvin paused, "Umm... okay."

"I decree that all Doctors get 5 extra points."

"Ah ha! We said that getting points was bad!" Calvin said.

"It was, until you said that we were on a foosball table, in which you do want to score points."

Calvin sat for a moment, deep in thought. "...Okay, that makes the score Oogy to Q."

Doc stood silently for a moment, wondering which of those was his score.

Calvin snatched up the Calvinball and ran, "Ha! Calvin makes a break for the goal! He's at the 30, the 20! Nobody can catch him!"

"Nobody wants to catch him!" Doc said. "He's running towards his own goal!"

Calvin skidded to a halt. "What?!"

Doc continued, "I've secretly planted a mole onto your team who told me your plan. So I switched our goals. That's your goal now, and mine is hidden."

Calvin spun around, "Hobbes you traitor! You told him about my goal!"

Hobbes closed his eyes and looked away, "He made me an offer I couldn't refuse."

Calvin turned back to Doc, "Well then, I'm betraying my own team too! So now crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal!"

"Ah you might think so," Doc said smugly. "But the place I hid my goal is directly on top of your goal, so the points will just go to me!"

"Ha!" Calvin said triumphantly, "But I'm actually a double-agent. So crossing your goal means you'll lose points instead of gain them! Ha ha!"

Doc could feel himself losing the battle, and his grip of who was on which team. "Ah ha!" He said. "What you don't know is that I'm a traitor too! So I'm actually on your team! So I want you to cross my goal, which is actually your goal, because then the points will go directly to my team, which is your team!"

"That might be true," Calvin said, not even missing a beat contemplating that line of logic, "If I was a Calvinball player! But in reality, I'm a professional bowler disguised as a double-agent Calvinball player!" Calvin rolled the Calvinball towards the stick and knocked it down. "Points to me!"

"Ah but that's only one point!" Doc jumped in immediately. "You only get two shots in bowling, and there are still four sticks in the ground." Calvin looked at the sticks that stood up at varying places on the field. Doc continued, "You have to knock them all down in one shot, otherwise it's my turn!"

Calvin looked around, determined. Suddenly he said "Quiet Hobbes! There's a lot of complex geometry involved here."

In this brief lull in the game, Doc finally noticed for the first time since they started playing that this was still very dangerous, and that they might never be able to get back to their own time. He looked around, taking in the landscape. There was no grass at all, grass still wouldn't evolve for millions of years. Likewise, there were no flowers of any kind. Those too would not evolve until the Cretaceous age. Instead, ferns and small bushes populated the landscape, being munched on by the various herbivorous dinosaurs. Doc still had not seen a predator of any kind.

Suddenly, he noticed a twinkling in the air. Like a star, but he could see that it was something in the atmosphere. Then he noticed a hissing sound, like air escaping from a small hole in a balloon.

Calvin lined up his shot.

The hissing became louder, and louder.

Calvin rolled the ball.

BANG!

The twinkling light exploded outward, knocking Doc, Calvin, Hobbes, and all of the sticks to the ground.

Calvin immediately sat back up. He pumped his fists into the air, "Ha, a spare! Beat that Doc!"

Doc suddenly had no interest in the sticks. For flying down from the air in a carboard box was another Calvin, and another Hobbes doll.

"Oh hey," Calvin said with mild interest. "There we are."

As their box glided down from the sky, Doc could begin to make out what the other Calvin was saying. "Well geez, what did you think Hobbes? That taking a time machine would be just like driving down the street? We had to contend with vortexes and light speeds!"

The box, with no apparent means of locomotion, glided safely and skidded lightly to a stop right between Doc and the original Calvin.

"I don't believe it..." Doc muttered under his breathe.

"Hey!" the new Calvin said as he jumped out of his box. He and Hobbes were completely identical to the Calvin and Hobbes he knew, except this new pair was wearing flight goggles. "This doesn't look like the future! Where are all the spaceships and buildings?" He looked at the original Calvin and Hobbes. "And what are you guys doing here?"

Original Calvin looked puzzled for a moment, and then said "Ah, this is the first time I came back to the past, back when I was trying to go to the future." He turned to the new Calvin and said "You were sitting in the time machine backwards, so you came to the past, instead of going to the future."

New Calvin turned to his Hobbes, "See, this is your fault fuzzbrain! I told you to stop distracting me while I was trying to drive!"

Original Calvin interrupted them, "Look guys. We are going to need to take your time machine."

New Calvin spun around, startled. "What? You can't have our time machine! Then we'll be stuck in the past!"

Original Calvin wasn't perturbed by this at all. "That doesn't matter. It's my time machine, and I need to get back to my own time."

New Calvin spotted his box. "You already have a time machine! Why do you need another one?"

Original Calvin gestured towards Doc, "Because we need to get him home too. And your time machine is bigger than mine."

"So why does he get to go back but we don't?"

"He's an official member of G.R.O.S.S., so he has rights to all club property, including the time machine."

Doc watched this exchange with bewilderment. Here was Calvin, interacting with a past version of himself as if it was just another child he'd met. Not to mention the fact that if anything here made any sense at all, the Calvin he'd been with for the past several hours should have had a memory of this encounter, and yet apparently he did not.

"Well you can't have our time machine!"

"Oh yeah, so what if we just take it?!"

"Um, excuse me?" Doc interjected. Both Calvins looked expectantly at him. "Calvin, how did you say you got the new mask for Hobbes to play Calvinball?"

"I used the Duplicator."

Everyone waited expectantly.

"Ah ha!" Original Calvin said. "Okay, we don't need to take your time machine. Just tell me, have you upgraded your unit to induce duplication yet?"

"You know," New Calvin said, "Hobbes had mentioned that once, but I hadn't gotten around to it yet."

"Well with my help," Original Calvin said, "We should have it up and running in no time."

Both Calvins ambled over to the New Calvin's time machine. They looked at it, contemplating for a moment. Then, Original Calvin grabbed the box, and tipped it on its side, away from the professor. "There, it's done." Original Calvin ran over to his smaller box and brought it back to the new Duplicator.

Doc watched hesitantly. I would say there's no way this could possibly work, Doc thought to himself. Except that I just watched a past version of Calvin fly out of the sky in a cardboard box.

Calvin placed the box inside. After a moment, Doc could've sworn he heard an audible, "Ding!" although it must've just been his imagination.

In any case, both Calvins' faces lit up. "It worked!" They shouted together. Original Calvin reached inside the box, and sure enough, drew out two smaller boxes. "Okay," Original Calvin said. "You guys can have this smaller box, and we'll let Doc have the big one."

"Great!" New Calvin said. Original Calvin began to set up his own time machine. "Oh!" New Calvin said. "You'll need goggles to go time-traveling!"

"Ah, thanks Calvin!"

"You're welcome Calvin!" New Calvin put his pair of goggles in the Duplicator, there was another nearly distinct dinging sound, and out popped several new pairs of goggles.

The two Calvins grabbed their own Hobbes' and got into their time machines. They looked expectantly at Doc, who looked hesitantly at the box, still lying on its side.

"Well come on Doc, don't you want to get back to the hotel?" Original Calvin said.

To be honest, Doc wanted to be far away from the hotel, and never return. But he knew in his gut that no matter what, he'd be returning there before the night was up. Doc gathered up the rest of his clothing that he'd removed to play Calvinball, tipped the box so the top was open, and put his belongings inside. He grabbed his pair of goggles, affixed them over his eyes, and very slowly put one leg in.

"Hang on Doc!" Original Calvin shouted at him. "You're getting in backwards! You try to time-travel like that, and you'll end up even further in the past! Turn around!"

The very notion was ridiculous, but after seeing what he had just seen, Doc obediently turned around in the box, and sat down. He had to pull his knees up to his chest, but he "fit" in the box without tearing it open.

Suddenly, there was a pounding sound in the distance. And it began to draw closer very quickly...
 

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Legna took to the air. He began to glide towards the T-Rex. The T-Rex stopped in it's path and began snapping at the demon in the sky. Sergei took cover behind a tree. He began to think.

In it's attempt to shoo the pesky demon away from it's head, the T- Rex swiftly moved its head from one side to the other, striking Legna with full force. Legna falls from the sky, tumbling on the ground.

"Fucking shit." Sergei wheeled out from behind the tree. He ran on the other side of the T-Rex, hoping to attract it's attention. All the T-Rex was thinking about was its prey. The T-Rex turned around to face Legna, and began to charge at him. In a desperate attempt to get its attention, Sergei pulls out one his his pistols. He cocked the hammer and pulls the trigger. A loud bang came from the gun. The bullet ricocheted off the hide of the T-Rex.

No Response.

The T-Rex kept charging onwards towards Legna, who was trying to gain his bearings again. As he began to scramble to his feet, the T-Rex swept Legna off his feet.

Legna began to struggle inside the T-Rex's mouth. he could feel the teeth up against his skin, slowly collapsing onto his frail body. Sergei ran up closer to the T-Rex and fired off two more rounds. Again, No response. The T-Rex was happy with it's prey.

"DEMON! ITS EYE! POKE IT IN ITS MOTHERFUCKING EYE!" Sergei shouted up at Legna.

Legna regained his composure. Slowly his tail began to grow, revealing a sharp point at the end. Legna made a grimace and aimed it's tail towards the T-Rex's eye.

Bullseye.

The T-Rex opened its mouth wide and gave a roar of pain. Legna fell out of the T-Rex's mouth and rolled back onto the ground. The T-Rex began stomping around in excruciating pain. Sergei ran off to avoid being trampled by the beast. It stormed around in place, stomping the ground, swinging its large head around and around. It slowly began to run around wildly, running wherever it's legs would take him. Sergei watched it storm off into the horizon.

Where the hell am i? What the hell kind of world has demons and dinosaurs?

Sergei hobbled towards the body of Legna. As he approached, he was appalled. The body had been partially trampled on. His legs and his arms were flattened. There were holes where the T-Rex had sank his teeth in.

What to do…what to do… Sergei walked away from the body.

"You need me.." Legna gasped.

Sergei turned around and stared at Legna. He gave a half smirk on the right side of his face, turned around, and walked off.

He kept walking around for a while. He had no idea where he was. As he walked throughout the shrubbery, he saw the silhouette of several human looking figures.
 

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Like all the bad things in his life, it started with a murder.

When the gunshot erupted the tranquility of the room Max was not surprised. He had already run the situation through his brain, and only saw two options, the cat blowing the apple off the man’s head, or the cat blowing something else off. It was a black cat, and while Max tried to not be superstitious he knew which of the options would happen.

The rain continued to beat down on the roof, dripping off the slanted tiles to cling to the window, creating a spider web of crossing streams, like the seeping of blood down the white bed sheet his wife had owned, or the puddle he found congealing by the side of his child’s fallen crib.

His family, long passed and gone through meaningless violence, the same type of violence he saw now. Did that man have a family? Was some child going to spend the night awake, waiting for his father to come home to comfort him from the storm, a comfort that would never come again? Or maybe he had a wife, pretty and frail, sipping white wine from a clear glass while watching the storm, wondering if her husband had hurried home from work or went out to have a beer with his friends, like Max had long ago. The cat was just a tool, no more at fault then the guns the junkies had wielded, or the junkies themselves. The man was the cause, the valkyr of this situation, and Max Payne rested his hand on his berretta and knew that the man had to die.

“Saruwatari and Max Payne -great name, by the way- you guys are room number five”

The words shattered his inner mirror as Max looked at the man he was paired with, but found it was not a man but a boy, a small child with a red backback. Max didn’t like it. A child had no place being by him in his world. Everyone around him always ended up dead.

He got up and glanced at the body, strangely missing any blood from the wound. Another man was looking at the corpse, examining it as a cop. He couldn’t remember the name, and didn’t want to know it unless he needed to. It’d make it easier. Everyone around him always died.

The kid, Saki-something, was sitting in the corner of Max’s eyes, and he was the distress on the child’s face, like a bulletin showing the entire world that he was weak. But he wasn’t, he reminded himself. He was a child. A child shouldn’t have to see this, no more than Max should have had to see his baby’s head bleeding from a bullet almost of the size of its toys. Max put his hand on the child’s shoulders, but the kid flipped and leaped away, showing a glint of cold metal from his wrist. So the boy also had something to hide.

“Relax!” he said, pretending to not notice the handcuffs, though he saw the child noticed his quick glance. Another game lost.

They headed up to their rooms. It was a choice he had no say in, lady luck telling him that it was best to just follow the pattern set before him, that it was the safest way.

The door opened.

Women were always such liars.

Valkyr. He knew what it was before he saw the nametag, knew what it was as soon as he saw the witches brew. No other substance would reek of suffering like that.

He drew his gun quickly, just as he heard the laughter behind a door. He knew that laugh, the laugh of junkies, who laugh to prove they’re not insane as they crackle and shriek like the fires of the trashcans they huddled around from the storm, too poor from their use to afford shelter. He heard the messages in the laughter, like messages in a bottle streaming through the shrieks of the ****ed.

“The flesh, the flesh. I think I died, I think I’m dead I don’t knooowww”

His heart hardened into a cocoon. The proprietor might have had a family, but so did Max, and the people on the other side of that room took them from him. Max didn’t give a **** about their families.

He creeped up to the door and put his ear against it, completely forgetting about the child he was with. Three voices…no, four? He was trying to decipher if one of them was changing pitches and talking to himself when the door suddenly flew open. Before Max could raise his gun cold hangs grabbed him like the arms of the ****ed, dragging him into his own personal hell. He was thrown on the ground, one of them immediately sitting on top of him.

“What is this?” one of them hissed, blood pouring out of his mouth, his hand pulling out another one of his teeth that he laid on the ground, making a pentagram with his bones.

“An angel” the one on top of him said.

Max still had his gun in his hand, and he quickly raised it, pointing it at the man on top of him, but suddenly he felt a hard jab in his hand and his beretta flew out.

Then he felt another jab in the back of his neck.

“Cold” said the one on top of him as he injected the rest of his dose into Max Payne. “Make it not coolld”.

It wasn’t cold. It was just dark. The pressure lifted from his back, but the weight of his past still kept him down. He had killed them. His family, his child, his friend who he thought he was framed for. The memories he had locked away in his brain flashed before him like a movie projector. Max Payne, smiling and he fired into his baby’s crib. Max Payne, grinning and he gunned down his screaming wife. “No Max, please no. Why Max? Why?” she cried, again and again as Max unloaded into her. The blood exploded from the exit wounds of her back like ruptured ketchup packets, but she didn’t stop, didn’t flinch as the bullets bit into her like termites. Again and again Max fired, until his bullets were empty, and suddenly his wife was gone.

“Why did you do it Max?”

He was in a chair. He knew this chair, this room. It was an old staff room that had been converted into a detention hold years ago, back when he was still in the force, before he woke up from his dream of a family. The only thing different was the table, dark and rotten, standing inbetween him and a cliché from the 20s, his boss Jim Brevura. The cigar smoke twirled in front of his face, shifting and changing behind it. Max could hear the thump of the cliché’s heart, and with every thump the table seemed to pulse in place, like a man jogging while staying still.

“You did it, didn’t you? You murdered your entire family. All of them. Alex Baldr, too. Your own friend, Max. You shot him dead and smeared his blood all over the wall. You’re on it, aren’t you? You’re on that new drug, V!”

“No, I’d never,” Max started, before a memory came creeping back, a memory of him laying on the ground, a needle puncturing his skin. It happened decades ago, centuries, but it also seemed to happen now.

“How much time has passed?” he asked Bravura, his face turning behind the smoke into a mockery of a human face, his eyes nothing more than white colored skin stretched over empty sockets.

“It’s too late Max. I wish I didn’t have to do this” the Cliché said, as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a silver revolver.

“It’s a real shame”.

Max wanted to move, he wanted to dodge, to say something, to convince his boss not to do it, but he couldn’t. He screamed in his head, shouted at his limbs to obey, but nothing worked. The boss aimed the revolver at Max, and pulled the trigger back.

“Well,” he said, “it’s been fun”, before aiming the revolver at his own forehead and firing, splattering his brains into the fake mirror, shattering it to reveal another room, another room behind it that was the same as the one he was in now, with another Max Payne sitting in a chair, another Jim Bravura’s corpse laying on the ground.

“Murderer!” both max’s shouted, as they both pulled out their berettas from their pockets. Max aimed and fired, as the max on the other side did, and they both felt the bullets hit their hearts and sink in.

His eyes opened, but not his head. His brain was still closed, if he even had a brain left. His mind felt like potters clay, poured back and forth, layering the mud ontop of itself to form his brain. He was on the ground, the pentagram gone, the man trying to put his teeth back into his mouth.

“Mirrors are more fun” said the man who had been sitting on Max, now laying against the concrete wall, his hands grabbing at his wirey mess of hair, pulling out what little remained.

Max couldn’t help himself.

“More fun then what?” he asked. He had to know, the same need as a man dying of thirst needed water.

“Mirrors are more fun” replied the junkie, as if that was the only response possible. Max tried to lift himself up, but as he did he saw his knees melting into the ground, combining to the floor. He couldn’t get up. He sat on his welded knees, his head trying to look at the growing room. It was alive. Everything he saw was alive. The burning trashcan had two dark rust stains for eyes, staring at Max like a character from
Lamb-chops. The fire above swirled in a face of hell. The shoes laid down by barefooted junkies looked at Max with shoelace hair. His gun’s barrel gaped at him. You betrayed them, it whispered to him. You betrayed your family.

Max reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow tube, twisting the white cap off with reflex, then lifted it to his mouth and taped two pills into his throat. He swallowed, but didn’t have enough spit to push the pills down. They clung to his throat like crying children, grasping to his skin as if holding on to the edge of a cliff, the lava below them licking their feet with its tendrils.

What’s with you, max? What’s with all the god**** metaphors?

He wasn’t sure if he said it or his gun, but either way he reached for it, pulling it up against the force of his guilt.

“Hey man, don’t do that man!” said the junkie in front of him, his teeth falling out of his mouth as he spoke. Max aimed, but couldn’t remember what to do. He couldn’t even remember what he was doing. Then he remembered the junkie against the wall.

“What are they more fun then?” Max asked, aiming the gun now at the Junkie’s head. The man looked at him, his hands balls of hair, like a rat holding the spitballs of a cat.

“Mirrors are more fun the television” he said, as if it was obvious, right before Max pulled the trigger and ripped a hole through the man’s chest, his blood spraying against the concrete wall as he ushered a cry like a hung rabbit, the blood landing like the flecks from a paintbrush, detailing the last thoughts of his crazed brain.

The toothless junkie snarled and leaped at Max. Max tried to move, but remembered his knees were with the ground, so instead he backhanded his pistol in front of him, crushing the handle of his gun against the junkie’s forehead just before it hit max in his chest, throwing him backwards and freeing his knees from their chains.

“The FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS” the man screamed in Max’s face, spraying it with blood and spittle, and Max saw into the man’s face, into the man’s eyes, and saw a demon looking back at him, saw himself, staring down, judging him for his crimes. This was his redemption. He had to kill himself.

The man howled and reached for his pocket, pulling out a needle that he raised above Max’s neck, readying the thrust like an Aztec before sacrificing his victim to his gods. Max threw his head into the man’s chest, knocking the skin and bones of the man backwards, then squirmed from beneath his own weight. He raised his gun at himself, now crying and howling at his failure, and Max knew the man was howling for the sun, because without blood the son wouldn’t rise. The needle rose again and again, the mirror max driving it into his chest again and again, squirting out blood from its tip, until Max fired the bullet into his head. The howling stopped, and with it the man’s skin melted, the hair changed, until it was no longer max but another toothless junkie, dead at Max’s feet like so many, life his wife and friends.

Everyone around him died.
 

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Cramped in his cardboard time-machine, Ulysses contorted around to see a great lizard-beast of a predator writhing in random patterns of pain - pounding, stomping, and screaming in rage as it fought an invisible foe. He quickly turned back around and shouted a warning to the boys.

"A Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Calvin stood out of his time-machine and pushed his goggles up onto his forehead.

"No, it can't be a T-Rex," he calmly corrected the professor. "They weren't around in the Jurassic period. It has to be an Allosaurus."

Ulysses turned towards the Tyrannosaurus Rex in time to see the transformation. The dinosaur gently shrank to a third of its previous size, its hands lengthening and partitioning a third finger. Its head and spine contorted, its ankles widened, and the dinosaur quieted its roaring screams of pain as its half-closed eye widened and re-opened. The Allosaurus turned its head back and forth, seemingly searching for something, before settling its focus on the group of cardboard boxes in front of it.

Ulysses turned back towards Calvin, Hobbes, Calvin, and Hobbes, smirking at the pair of identical boys and their lively tigers. The imminent sense of predatory danger drained from his worries, and next to the boy and his lively tiger, he felt convinced that nothing in this room would harm them.

"Is this Allosaurus going to attack us, Calvin?"

Ulysses watched as the boys and their tigers debated a solution to their dinosaur problem. The dinosaur simply waited and watched without approaching.

"Not if we distract it," shouted one of the boys. "But how...?"

"Quick, Calvin," replied Calvin. "Give it Hobbes' sandwich!"

"Don't let him take your sandwich. I thoroughly and completely regret not getting to eat that sandwich."

"Yes, I agree. I did not make this sandwich for a dinosaur."

"But you have to," argued Calvin. "There's no other way!"

"And besides, my Hobbes already gave up his sandwich, so you have to give yours up too," added Calvin.

"I thought we decided that time didn't work that way."

The two boys waved their arms in the air, shouting, "just do it already!"

"No," the tigers responded, crossing their arms.

Ulysses turned to look at the stationary Allosaurus, stepped out of his box, and walked to the boys.

"I have a solution, if you please," he said, as he motioned for Hobbes's sandwich. Kneeling with one leg, he took the sandwich, turned over the time-machine, and placed it in the box.

"Now, how does this work?" he asked, turning to the boys. They grinned with excitement, and demonstrated the power of the duplicator. Withdrawing the sandwich from the box, Ulysses stood and stepped towards the Allosaurus. He threw the sandwich forward, and the dinosaur lunged to snatch the tiny morsel out of the air. Satisfied, the predator walked away.

A strange voice took Ulysses by surprise, emerging from the nearby shrubbery with a hoarse, "Unbeliefable."

The Russian stepped out of the bushes and walked towards the group, his eyes fixated on the boys and their sandwiches. He stopped a few meters away when Ulysses put his hand forward, halting the man.

"Mr. Ivanov," the doctor warned, "what are you doing in this room?"

"My friend..." Sergei's raspy speech trailed as he admired the marvel before him, "what happened to that sandvich... what happend to this child?"

Ulysses momentarily turned back to the boys and their tigers before meeting Sergei with a knowing grin.

"This is no ordinary room, but that," he pointed to Calvin, "is no ordinary boy."

"There were not two in the lobby. Not twins with twin dolls, I assume, with a device like that in front of them. What is it?"

"Just what it appears to be," he responded. "A duplicator."

"It is the boy's? He created it? How does it work?" Sergei assailed him.

"It requires," the doctor remarked kindly, "the most wonderful of power sources, Sergei. Do you know... where we are?"

The straggly Russian hacked an amused cough of a laugh.

"Not in a museum, I know that."

"And not in the Prehistoric times, either," the doctor informed him. "I have a good mind to think that we are, literally, in the imagination-"

The doctor stopped his explanation sharply as he saw the dis-figure of Legna the demon approach over the horizon. He turned back to Ivanov and doubled his speech.

"I assumed you were alone," he stated flatly.

"I have an unwanted accomplice," the Russian replied as he eyed the duplicator intently, slowly stepping towards the boys.

"I don't believe you," Ulysses said, as he stepped to interrupt Sergei's line of sight.

The two men waited in a stand-off, eying each other for some time, as the demon Legna struggled to approach.

"Calvin," Ulysses called to the boy without turning, "we are leaving. The photo-safari is over, as well."

The boys hi-fived each other and hopped into their time-machines, and Ulysses retreated in steps towards his own.

Sergei followed Ulysses' movements, raising his umbrella and pointing it to the doctor. As the Russian opened his mouth to speak, the demon placed his hands on his thin, lanky shoulders and turned him around, shouting loudly.

"You NEED ME!"

"D'jávol!" the Russian replied, sliding into a low, even stance and turning before thrusting a rigid palm into the demon's chest. "I do not!"

He watched the half-broken demon fall to the ground, and as he turned to confront the children, saw them disappear in a brilliant flash of blue and white light. As he stood on the prehistoric plain, his own inventive mind racing through all probable schematics for a duplication device, Sergei swore with a smirk.

Behind him, the demon Legna silently rose to his feet, his lesser wounds healing on their own accord.

Ulysses found himself racing through a tunnel of bright blue and white, on what advertised itself on glowing signs as the "Time Highway." The three cardboard boxes thrust themselves forward at immense speeds, and Ulysses was thankful for the goggles as he adjusted them over his spectacles. His box lagged behind the two smaller boxes carrying the boys, and he watched as they talked from box to box. Highway signs noting "The Stone Age," and "The Dark Ages," passed by rapidly. Ulysses wondered what an experience it would be to visit his studied "Middle Ages," and laughed as the exit to "The Other Ages After the Middle Ages" passed. He examined the tunnel, as he saw images of history streak by every instant in various whites and blues. In front of him, one of the time-machines took an exit, as the other turned to wave them goodbye.

Ulysses watched as Calvin accidentally smacked Hobbes across the face as he turned back, and as the tiger clawed at the boys face in retaliation. They tussled and tossed inside their time-machine, ducking out of sight into the box for a short while before popping their heads back up and taking the next available exit. Ulysses followed.

The time-machine snapped to a stop and the professor panicked, holding his breath. Instead of arriving in the hallway of the hotel as he expected, Ulysses found himself floating -- in outer-space. He quickly surveyed his surroundings, the vast expansive darkness, illuminated by stars in every direction, with a large, ringed orange planet to his left and many smaller planets of blues and greens in front of him. To his right, Calvin sat silently in his time-machine. And finally, as he turned around, Ulysses saw a floating doorway - the same hotel door he had used to enter the pre-historic times.

Leaning forward in an attempt to move his time-machine, Ulysses futilely tried to scoot through empty space. Pulling on the cardboard box with one giant tug, he tried to hop his way towards the door, but tipped forward too far. Ulysses fell out of the box and tumbled helplessly through space - stationary, like a man who cannot swim drowns in three feet of water. After a few moments of heavy panic, he realized his situation, and chuckled. He called to Calvin, to follow him to the door. He tried to stand, but could not find footing. Instead, he kicked and pulled through the air, slowly making his way towards the door.
 

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The sound of a gunshot smacked Saru out of his daze. His first instinct was to run. Flight was always the better choice. The strong light that was pouring out behind him was dimming. Saru’s upperbody 180ed as he turned to see that the door they had entered through was closing. The light from the hallway, the light to his safety was being shut out.

Saru clutched his backpack to his chest and dashed towards the quickly closing the door. Like a baseball player stealing 4th base in the last game of the World Series, Saru slid through broken glass in order to catch the closing door with his outstretched foot at the last possible moment. Saru’s overexertion in catching the door was funny given the circumstances -- only one person would be alive after this entire ordeal was over. The baseball player was wasting his energy; they were already down 11 points.

Another gunshot rang through the air. This max guy had to have been dead by now, Saru tried to convince himself. It would be too late to help him. Escaping was his best plan of action, no need to endanger himself even further. Once he left, he’d be able to escape from this dreaded ordeal and find a way out of this cursed nightmare of a hotel. But for some reason Saru hesitated, the door still leaning against his foot.

He couldn’t just leave this Max person here. Saru dreaded what he was about to do. Flight was always the better choice. Saru was trying to convince himself to just walk out the door and leave this mess behind him. But a part of him wouldn’t let him just run away. He had to do a good deed after all, to make up for the stealing he did earlier. Too bad this good deed would probably lead to his death, not really a fair trade.

Saru quickly found a glass container and wedged it in the door in order to keep it from closing. He dashed over to the room Max Payne was in. Saru paused for a slight moment, thinking of how he should approach the situation.

“The FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.” Saru heard from the other side of the door. He opened the door cautiously. In the middle of the room lay Max being straddled by what appeared to be a junkie. Max was face to face with this deranged looking individual who was eyeing Max with such a crazed intensity. This darkskinned man seemed to be dripping with anger; his hands were clenched into fists. Enlarged veins were sprouting from his neck. Dirty glistening sweat slipped down his body as if it was attempting to wash the grime from his skin. His mouth was completely devoid of teeth. If he had any, they would surely have been pointed with blood dripping from them.

There was a body was lying stationary at the side of the room. A trail of blood stained the already grimy surface of the wall the body was leaning on. The dead man’s face was ghastly and withered, as though he had been dead for a long time as opposed to being shot only moments before. Teeth and bones covered the linoleum floor. A solitary lightbulb hanging from the ceiling intensified the scene, creating many dancing shadows in the corners of the room.

Saru stood in the door way unsure of what was happening or how he could help. He saw the junkie raise his hand, clutching a syringe in his hand ready to strike. Saru moved to help but stop once he saw Max fling the junkie from the top of his body. The junkie was now on the ground as Max kneeled over him, holding a gun pointed at the man’s head.

The last gunshot rang through the air and blood erupted from the man’s head. The crimson blood was suddenly the most vivid thing in the entire room. Saru watched as Max murdered this man. The junkie’s life was over just like that. There would be no second chances for him.

Suddenly Saru was incredibly disgusted in this man, this murderer. He knew that Max had killed out of self defense and there was nothing wrong with his actions however the gun in the man’s hand seemed to incriminate him. It gave him power he didn’t deserve -- the power over a man’s life. Flashes of the murder in the lobby earlier that evening ran through Saru’s head, the bloodless, soulless body, the grinning murderous cat, the gun somehow attached to its paws. “Guns are for cowards.” His father always told him. His disregard and general dislike for cops seemed to stem from his father’s words. They carried around these guns that forced people to listen to and respect them when they’re generally undeserving of such praise.

The air reeked of death, Saru was having trouble escaping this horrid stench. He stood frozen in tune with the man in front of him wielding the gun. Saru felt movements in his backpack as the small monkey poked it’s head out of the bag. Kohiin squawked, ending the silence and alerting Max to Saru’s presence behind him. Max turned around quickly, his gun pointed at Saru.

“He has control over me now.” Saru thought bitterly as he stood there frozen. Saru had never been faced with a gun pointed at him. It was an interesting feeling, the thought that his life could be over in any instant. A rush of fear and anger had gone through him. Fear of his possible death, and anger that such a contraption, a gun, could give so much power to whoever wielded it.

Max had only had the gun pointed at Saru for a split second before a look of recognition came across Max’s face. Saru watched as Max quickly lowered his gun. They stood there looking at eachother, neither of them spoke. There seemed to be a flurry of activity in Max’s eyes as though he was watching a film that only he could see. It was easy to tell that the movie playing wasn’t a comedy.

An alarm sounded throughout the building and pushed Saru to act. “We have to go now.” Saru spoke his first words to the man. Saru started out of the room, he soon came to realize that Max wasn’t following him.

“Come on! We gotta go!” Max stood where he was and gave Saru an empty stare.

“What are you doing!” Saru was beginning to get irritated; this man didn’t understand the severity of their situation. The alarm seemed to ring louder and louder, warning Saru of the danger to come, urging that he escape now before it was too late.

“Let’s gooooooo.” He was pleading now, begging the man to hurry with him. It finally clicked in Saru’s mind – Max had to have been drugged. Saru groaned. He didn’t want to help this gun-wielding man. He had already done his good deed by trying to come help Max, so there would be no point in continuing to care about what happened to him.

Kohiin was completely out of his bag now, running and jumping in excitement. He began to pull at Saru pointing at the door. Even the monkey was aware of the danger and wanted to leave.

Saru moved up to Max and grabbed his arm. He grabbed Max’s arms and started to pull him out of the room. Max’s movements were clumsy and slow. It appeared as though Max hadn’t realized that Saru had grabbed him, let alone that there was an alarm sounding all around them. Saru urgently walked Max out of the room looking for the door they came in through. They found it. Somehow, that door that Saru had left wedged open had been closed. Saru tried the door knob. It was locked. He continued to yank and twist the handle attempting to force the door open, but he was unsuccessful.

Saru heard footsteps and voices coming from somewhere outside of the room. People were coming, he concluded, they had heard the gunshots and were coming to investigate.

Through the alarm, Saru was able to hear a door being opened at the other side of the room. They were here. Saru pushed Max behind a counter and got into position to face whoever had opened the door. A black man wielding hurried in.

“What the hell are you doing here?” One bewildered man laid his eyes upon Saru. He then shifted his gaze and glanced into the room that the junkies were staying in. Anger lit up on his face as he saw the dead bodies. The man pulled a gun out and turned his head to face Saru again, but Saru had disappeared.

“Where are you, you little–“ Saru appeared from behind the man and swiped his leg across the back of the man’s knee causing the man to lose balance. Saru than swiped at the mans other leg successfully knocking the man down completely. The collapsed man reached for the gun he dropped during the attack. Saru stepped on his outstretched hand and pivoted on it as he twisted and kicked the man straight in the jaw. He was out.

Saru ran back to where he had left Max and grabbed the man’s hand and helped him up. He then led the disoriented ex-cop out of through the door the man with the gun had come through. The found themselves in a long hallway. Two more black men were coming down the hallway and spotted them. They each held onto a machete. They began to run towards Saru and Max. Saru got in position to defend himself as he knew he wouldn’t be able to out run the men with the drugged Max slowing them down.

Suddenly the lights flickered. Saru quickly glanced towards the light source and saw Kohiin swinging from a light bulb in the ceiling. The monkey pulled hard, and ripped the lightbulb from the wire that connected the bulb to the ceiling and suddenly the light in the hallway went out.

Saru pushed Max back into the room and then moved in the direction of the machete wielding men. His eyes quickly adjusted to the lack of light. He was used to the darkness; Saru lived in the jungle where the trees constantly blocked out the sun and any light it provided. Saru found this darkness comforting; it was one thing he missed about home. New York seemed to be lit up 24/7.

Saru reached the men who had stopped in fear of what the darkness might bring them. They didn’t see Saru as he slid under one man’s outstretched legs. He pulled at the man’s ankles as he went under, causing the man to lose balance and fall forward.

Saru quickly rolled as the man that was still standing swung his sword at where he heard Saru. The man began to blindly slash at Saru, unsure of what or where his attacker might be. Saru, accustomed to the darkness, stepped back carefully avoiding the man’s swipes. Saru leapt at the wall and kicked off it, pushing himself into the air. He flew a foot above the man wildly swinging his sword and came down on the top of the man with a swift kick to the head.

The sword slashing stopped as the man hit the floor out cold. Saru quickly turned to find that the man he had tripped earlier had gotten to his feet and was an arm’s length away from slicing Saru. The man’s eyes must have grown accustomed to the darkness by now, and the advantage Saru had was now gone. Saru moved back in surprise, and tripped over the man he had just knocked out. Saru hit the floor. He cringed, waiting for the blade to come down upon him. A flash of light, and the sound of a gun rang through. Saru opened his eyes to see, the machete fall from the man’s outstretched hand to the side of Saru as he clenched his chest. Blood began to emit from the gaps in the man’s hand and blood began to poor out of his mouth. The man was suddenly pushed to the side and to Saru’s surprise saw Max stretch out his hand beckoning for Saru to grab it. Saru looked at his eyes and saw that Max still didn’t seem to be completely there. Saru grabbed it and Max suddenly yanked Saru up onto one of his shoulders.

Saru resisted, but Max held tight. Saru relaxed as Max began to run like a madman while holding Saru on top of his shoulder with one hand while tightly clutching his berretta in the other.
 

Virgilijus

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Inside of Woland's room, the large black cat hung quite precariously from the chandelier. He thrust his chubby little legs forward and back and the chandelier began ever so slowly to swing. With each kick of his hips the arc grew and grew and his face contorted and squinted until, with a grand reach, he sunk his claws into the ceiling. The claws planted firmly into the ceiling and the black cat meowed in triumph before the chandelier, which outweighed the cat mightily, continued back on it's arc and stretched the cat taught.

"Help!" the cat meowed, it's body shivering from exertion as it tried to hold itself against the pull of the chandelier.

"Heeeeeeeeeelp!"

"Behemoth."

The cat turned it's head to look at Woland and as it did, the claws it had firmly gripped into the ceiling slipped and it fell with a great plop on the rug. It got up slowly on it's hind legs, rubbing the small of it's back as it did.

"What is it, Messire?"

Woland did not turn around to face the cat, but continued to stare out of his bedroom window at the storm.

"One of the guests in the hotel... does not belong. Do you know who?"

Behemoth's face lit up as he anxiously rubbed his paws together.

"But of course, Messire! It is so obvious, Messire!"

"Then who is it?"

"Why, it is Cooper, the policeman, of course! It is so painfully obvious that he does not belong here that every time I think about it the hair on my tail stands on end! He takes his life too seriously and cannot enjoy your ever so gracious accommodations! He does not belong!"

"No."

"Of course he belongs! Only a fool would think he was the one against the grain! Preposterous, blasphemous thoughts! The one who does not belong is obviously Calvin, the boy! He enjoys life too much and as such does not even pay attention to your gracious gestures and acts of goodwill towards the guests! He must go!"

"No."

"Of course he must not go, Messire! Only a bun-bury would think such a thing! His creativity and imagination is only below yours, Messire, and such a flame should not be extinguished. The one who does not belong is Max Jere-"

"Ayoko von Stroll."

"KILL HER WITH FIRE, MESSIRE! Her presence is irritating to the skin and mind! I will never be at rest as long as I can sense her in my presence!" The cat quickly pulled out his revolver from a tuft of fur and began sniffing for her around the room.

Woland looked stone faced over his shoulder at Behemoth before lighting his pipe.

Behemoth threw his nose onto the ground and plowed his way around the carpet. He made his way underneath the bed and through the closet before his tail shot straight up into like a flare.

"Aha! Found you!"

He dove head first under the bearskin rug at the base of Woland's bed. He fired once from his revolver.With great strain, he began pulling the body of Ayoko von Stroll out from beneath the rug by her blue ponytails.

"I got her, Messire! What would you like me to -"

"The fireplace."

"Yes, Messire! The only place fitting for such an abomi-"

"Quiet, Behemoth!"

The cat put it's head down and dragged the body of Ayoko von Stroll into Woland's fireplace.
 

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"What are you writing, Bruce?"

Cooper furiously tapped his PDA. He did not look on as they made their way down the precipitous hill; he merely put one foot in front of the other, trusting that they would find a new stone indentation each time. Only when he'd finished his thought did Cooper reply, gaze still fixed.

"Notes." He resumed writing as new thoughts flooded his mind, trying desperately to keep ahead of them, to file and organize those that followed.

"Well, that's obvious!" Ayoko caught Bruce's shoulder as an old step crumpled beneath a heavy footfall. "What are they? Are they about all this?"

"This, the church. Woland." Cooper let Ayoko ease him back to a standing position and resumed his pace, uninhibited. "Everything and everyone. I'm going to break this whole thing open."

Ayoko didn't question him, didn't ask him to elaborate; she merely smiled and continued to bound at his side, tracing his every step with her eyes. They had gone on this way for a considerable trek, Cooper working his stylus and expecting footing to find him, Ayoko changing position with a chinook's whimsy. At times she would march in line, her heavy boots whacking each step with calculative grace. Others, she would navigate the treacherous green at either flank, sliding, stumbling, laughing. Each time she slipped and spotted herself, Cooper felt her innocent giggle permeate through him, twisting the corners of his mouth. Her energy was infectious.

That her eyes had turned bone white, and that the monstrosity in their wake should have killed her -- these things could wait.

The prior events had clearly disturbed her, and she behaved as a new soul in lieu of their conquering. As sure as he felt Ayoko's joy, Cooper also absorbed her alleviation, drew it in to mingle with his own. At last, things had started to line up in his mind. Cooper had been reviewing his files on Dr. Holt Kofinski, a man he had been hired to arrest for unlawful experimentation. Notably, Dr. Kofinski had performed illegal biogenetic and interdimensional experiments. A laboratory filled with partially dismantled machinery and in vitro specimins somewhere between human and horse was the stage of Dr. Kofinski's capture. Just recalling the terrors lurking in every shadow of the place, the pungent aroma of decaying biomass and ammonia, inspired retches.

And Cooper loved it. It loaded the bases. It crossed all of the T's and it dotted all of the I's. Major advances in these areas could account for every minute detail that had seemed so unnatural before. Doors that opened first to one place and then another. Chatty animals. These feats were such that even the scientists that had accomplished them could not explain in layman's terms, but the simple confirmation that they were reaped from rational seeds would be enough. Their logic could be felt.

Even Dowd's bloodless wound could be justified, if the blood and wounding agent had completely disappeared -- after all, each traveler had fixed their eyes upon the cat. Smoke and mirrors. Cooper had never been able to locate Dr. Kofinski's accomplices, but Professor Woland was an increasingly intoxicating candidate.

Check and mate.

There was a place for this old man, after all.

* * *​

His blind feet met level ground, and Cooper stowed his PDA with plethoric reluctance. He grew aware of his senses -- laughter and bells, the smell of fried foods and sawdust. A forest of trailers was nestled before him, and Ayoko peered around either side of the nearest one, a spring in her step.

"We're at the carnival, Bruce! This seems to be where they sleep."

Cooper's attention, however, belonged not to the jubilance beyond the steel barriers. It had been quite arrested by the man that had emerged from them, a knife gripped shakily in one hand.

Ayoko gasped as the man crossed her, and wheeled back to Cooper, leaning against his shoulder. Cooper felt her hand close around his like a vice, the other resting on his bicep as she peered around at the knife wielder. His wrist swished about unevenly, pointing his weapon at the edge of his reach. The imposing blade was dull enough that the origins of its stains were upsettingly difficult to ascertain.

"Pretty girl, friend." The Mugger's lower lip drew into his mouth, curling behind his incizors into a neolithic overbite. "Wallets."

Taking a cautious step backward, Cooper eased a flap of his jacket aside, revealing his pistol. "I really don't think you want to do that."

"Wallets," the Mugger hissed, spittle dribbling across his chin as his eye quivered in their sockets. "Or I fuck the pretty girl right on your corpse!"

Cooper jostled backward against Ayoko, ripping his firearm from its holster, but before he could aim it, the man had leaped forward. As Cooper continued to pedal backward, he was astonished to see the girl slipping between them. Ayoko's hair swirled like the swells of the sea as she made one arc of her fist, capsizing the Mugger. He tumbled, finding his legs leading his trajectory and slamming hard into an array of garbage cans before coming to a rest. Maroon fluid slipped eagerly from his exposed gums, coating an array of brittle, jagged teeth. Cooper noted that the man's lower jaw was perpendicular to its counterpart with equal traces of malice and wonder.

"Oh my, not this again!"

The man in the baby blue blazer was quick to raise his hands as Cooper swung his aim, but did not falter in his amiable tone. Thick eyebrows pinched together and explored a receding forehead adorned by short locks of copper hair.

Cooper thumbed off the safety without a word. At last, the man stumbled.

"Whoa now, friend! I've got nothin' in common with that degenerate!"

Cooper glanced away just long enough to make sure Ayoko was safe. "Who the hell are you?"

"Marvin Keller, sir, owner and proprieter of the Keller Carnival!" Keller gestured to the handgun with a pearly smile. "That's a fine weapon there, sir, but if I may be so bold, I would offer that you ought to put it away now."

A trailer fifty feet ahead bore a Keller Carnival emblem, and this man certainly seemed more together than the one that lay in a heap. Skeptical just the same, Cooper lowered his Beretta, affixing the safety. As he did, a snap of Keller's fingers ricocheted across the trailers, and two scowling mountains of burl arrived, scooping up the Mugger. He stirred with a groan, coming awake as the men dragged him over to Keller.

Keller grasped his jaw, uncaring as the Mugger wailed in protest. "We do not tolerate people interferin' with the nice people that come through this fair. You just stepped way out of line."

The Mugger's head drooped upon release, and Keller gave an airy gesture with his hands, toward the skyscrapers just a mile off. His goons carted the Mugger off in that direction, and Cooper was elated to glimpse the word SECURITY on the back of either man.

He turned back to Keller, holstering. "It's been a hell of a day."

"Oh yes indeed," Keller nodded exuberantly, "I know exactly how you mean. It's most unfortunate, if I may be so deflective, to run a park such as this without barricades to keep out that sort of riff raff. Yes sir, brings nothin' but trouble."

Ayoko slided back to Cooper's side, watching both Keller and his security. "Did you know him?"

"Ah, I must say I do not, young lady, I simply know the type. Oh yeah I do know his type -- destitute, a horrible thing to be sure, but unruly too, and I won't have that on my property. No I won't." Keller shook his head. "If something steps out of line, it needs to be fixed. That's the way it's done, yes ma'am."

Her eyes scanned across Keller's face for several seconds, and she nodded to herself.

"Well now!" Keller punched through the lull. "I won't have this many scowls on my property, no I won't -- on my wife maybe, but at least not on nice faces like yours! Yes sir, I would like very much for my establishment to adjust this trespass, if I may be so suggestive!"

Ayoko's eyes sparkled like fireworks, and she turned to Cooper, bouncing and curling her fingers in his lapel. "Bruce! Can we go? Please!?"

"How much?" Cooper grunted, reaching for his wallet. There was little point stopping to think; he wasn't quite that ignorant in the thought processes of a teenager, and Ayoko certainly had her heart set and locked.

"Oh no, no sir, I will not have it!" Keller clasped a hand to a shoulder of either patron, brusquely leading them through the trailers toward the park. "No, not after what just nearly occurred! Couldn't ever hope to accept your money. Would not sit right with me at all, no sir!"

Cooper pulled his hand away from his pocket, disliking the way Keller had wedged himself between them. "That's quite generous."

"Not at all sir, not at all," Keller beamed. "Just keeping things in line, sir, keepin' them together. Things just make sense that way. Ah, here we are now, yes sir!"

Dazzling hues of each and every color cascaded from every direction. Cooper's peripheral vision had become a kaleidoscope, and he felt increasingly disoriented as they moved through the park. Ayoko looked all around, wriggling out of Keller's hand to take in every glimmer of industrial beauty. The lights devoured the ground, and mutating beams used the increasingly overcast sky as a projector screen. All through this, the constant invasion of chimes and people surfed about.

"Here we are, indeed." Keller nodded to himself as he steered them through the park, gesturing to attractions as he exclaimed them. "Yes sir, you have your games here, hardest games you'll find but completely straight I assure you, if I may be so defensive! Quite sure an enterprisin' man like yourself can win a prize, yes sir, but there's so much more to do. Ryleh Manor awaits if you're of the spooky persuasion, yes sir, there ain't a spookier one around these parts, and that's some stiff competition, I will tell you!"

Keller went on and on. Ayoko managed to pay rapt attention to him while almost never looking in his direction, an achievement Cooper may have deemed absurd if he had not decapitated a cyborg less than an hour ago. As Keller continued his spiel, Cooper found the carnival satisfactory. It was quite well-populated, with throngs of people moving from each nook, in every possible direction, to every cranny. They would be quite safe here, and he'd be able to fully plan his next moves.

And of course, though he would never admit it, the amusement park's sense of normalcy was a welcome change from the nights preceding events -- and Cooper quite enjoyed the way Ayoko lapped it all up.

"...Madame Glouse, yes ma'am, the best darn fortune teller you could ever hope you may find. Gives me chills every time, if I may be so superstitious, yes ma'am!"

"Wow!" Ayoko's lips were now pulled wider Cooper thought her mouth could accomodate. With every hook Keller sold, she would squeal with delight. "Do you have rides?"

Keller stopped, hands firmly pressed to his hips. "Do I have rides? Surely you jest, little lady, I cannot accept someone wouldn't know we have just the best rides this side of the world! Oh yes ma'am we do have some great rides! Oh yes, you could just lose yourself here forever if I let you -- if I may be so presumptuous."

Ayoko said nothing, bouncing guilelessly on the spot. However, she moved swiftly to Cooper's side as he sat down on a bench with a pained wheeze.

"Say, friend." Keller gave Cooper a once-over, taking in his cuts and bruises. "Don't mind my inquisitive nature, sir, but you look like you just gone through the wash."

"Somethin' like that," Cooper grumbled. Peeling Cooper's shirt upward, Ayoko took in the cruel gashes, and gently traced the outer rim of an enormous amaranthine impact zone with her fingers.

She looked up to Keller. "Do you have a doctor?"

Keller nodded profusely. "Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am, I'll fetch him straight away."

He scurried off.

* * *​

"I feel like the Michelin Man."

"Michelin?" Ayoko blinked as she adjusted the bandages around Cooper's stomach and pulled his shirt down. She slipped beside him on the bench. "You mean the mascot for the large tire manufacturing company?"

"Guess I should have just said a mummy."

Ayoko pulled her knees up to her chest and nestled beside him, smoothing the tape for the plasters on his face. "I just can't believe what you've done for me."

Cooper grinned, extending his hand. "It's just ice cream, Ayoko."

"That isn't what I meant." She took the treat, and paused, eyes lingering on his hand, and beginning to glisten.

"What's wrong?" Cooper glanced down, and noticed blood seeping around his fingernails.

"It's my fault." As he looked back to her, two symmetrical wet columns had streamed down Ayoko's cheeks. "You're injured."

"Oh, oh, no!" Cooper rubbed his fingers on his pants. With that plan failing him, he settled for drying the girl's eyes with the back of his hand.

"You're so hurt. That thing... it only wanted to harm me." Ayoko shook her head, and Cooper felt himself crumple as he read the shame in her eyes.

"I was so awful, to you." New tears slipped from their perch, absconding across stony features. "I didn't deserve you."

"Sweetheart, stop." He smiled, cradling her chin and wiping either cheek with his thumb. "I couldn't ever forgive myself if I let something happen to you. That's not the kind of man I am. Nothing in there was your fault. The only thing that matters is that we're both still alive."

Ayoko nodded slowly, and relaxed beside him, resting her head against his chest.

"Alright then," Cooper chuckled. "I won't have any more of that, no ma'am, I will not -- if I may be so bold."

She laughed. He kissed the top of her head, feeling a renewed energy.

Cooper heaved forward, pulling her up. "Come on! Let's win one of these rigged carnie games."

* * *​

An expert shootist he was not, but Bruce Clay Cooper hadn't missed two consecutive shots in a very long time.

"Tough luck." The carnie clothed only by overalls smirked, popping a toothpick in his mouth. "Nobody's ever made the triple-shot. Good luck to ya!"

Overalls went over to serve a new chump, and as he was out of earshot, Ayoko slipped beside Cooper.

"The rifle pellets are magnetized," she whispered. "You'll never hit it straight on."

She slipped one hand around his on the stock and one across the top of the steel imitation rifle, aiming it completely off center. Cooper let her.

"Okay!" Ayoko clapped, removing her hands and leaning back on the counter. "Can you shoot that straight?"

Cooper cocked an eyebrow. "I think if I can do anything right..."

PWAT!

He smirked as the siren went off. "It's shoot straight."

The girl had continued to impress, but Cooper was no longer impressed by her gifts, be they impossible strength or outsmarting magnets. He had simply grown to accept them as they came, and to trust them as they went. He hadn't the slightest notion as to what Ayoko was attempting, nor did he try to attain one. Cooper let her aim for him, and did as he was told. He just fell in line, and it felt good to have faith in something he didn't fully understand.

Cooper and Ayoko exchanged knowing grins as Overalls walked over to them, eyes sullen.

"How in the..." He scratched his head, interrogating the attraction for any disqualifying factor. "Well, shoot, you won alright. Ain't that a thing. What you folks want?"

Ayoko surveyed the entire stock of large animals, eyes settling on one in particular. "I want the bear!"

"Everybody likes a bear!" Overalls tittered.

She accepted her prize with no small amount of glee, and hugged it close to herself.

They turned and began to walk away. Cooper gestured to her, as they moved through a large gap in the crowd. "You like bears?"

"I like animals in general. But bears are fascinating!" Ayoko's eyes rolled back as she recited. "The grizzly bear's ancestral species first reached Alaska from Russia a hundred thousand years ago. Just imagine how much has changed!"

They passed Ryleh Manor, and Cooper pinned the front entrance sign as a reference to old B-movies. Come inside... if you dare! Face the Beast... you'll be scared!

"Oh!" Ayoko looped her arm into Cooper's and began to wrench toward the tent of Madame Glouse. "A fortune teller! I've always wanted to see what they do! Can we go, Bruce? Please?"

Cooper noted with a laugh that she had just finished asking as she tore through the curtains.

* * *​

The preparation had been surprisingly elaborate. Madame Glouse had arranged all sorts of candles about the room in a chaotic fashion that surely had some kind of meaning. With a baker's precision, she moved wax from some candles to others, and from others still to a small cauldron she had heating. The steps became increasingly difficult to follow, until Cooper's focus became entrenched in stifling sneezes and coughs from the acrid scents, and blinking often enough to distract his eyes from their dry stinging.

Finishing her dubious concoction, Glouse slipped onto the stool opposite their side of the table, still wrangling the thick sludge in its pot with a staff.

"I'm not sure what you're used to," Madame Glouse said, pulling a strand of hair away from her face. "But I have my own way of doing things."

Cooper couldn't look away from the staff as it swirled in her wrist, hoping the knots in the wood only resembled human faces.

Ayoko put her hands on the table, lips pressed together firmly. "Tell me my future!"

"Of course." Glouse gave a courteous nod as she rubbed oils over her hands and took Ayoko's in hers.

A minute passed.

"Oh..." Glouse's eyes narrowed, a confused expression slithering across her. "I'm sorry, dear, I can't seem to read your future."

"What does that mean?" Cooper folded his arms. "Do I get my money back?"

Madame Glouse flicked a sharp gaze his way, then patted the silken tablecloth with her fingers. "It means I'll have better luck with both of you. Come on."

He was about to object, but Cooper knew in his gut that Ayoko would stare him down and it would all end the same way. Grumbling, he set his hands on the table and let Madame Glouse take one of them in her own. She leaned back in her chair, clamping her eyelids tighter than a factory seal. Occasionally, she would mumble something to herself. Most of the time, they sat in whimsical silence, fighting their throats against the fumes. At last, something gave, and Madame Glouse craned her neck backward, staring up to the heavens through closed eyes.

"Mmmm," she moaned. "Mmmooooo..."

Cooper leaned forward as Madame Glouse's thumbs pierced into his wounded hand, and her moans became increasingly guttural.

"Mmmoooonly..." Glouse coughed, and began to bob back and forth like a violent marionette. "Only one...."

Ayoko watched keenly, betraying none of her calculations.

"Only one of the travelers will be alive."

Ghastly chills wormed their way through every bone in Cooper's body, and he leaped away so forcefully he fell off the back of his stool and onto his rear. Wasting no time, he hauled himself to his feet, ripping out his pistol and pressing it into Madame Glouse's face.

"What the fuck did you just say!?"

Ayoko stared at him, mouth agape. "Bruce!"

Cooper ignored her. He wrapped his hand around Glouse's throat. "What the hell did you just say? Answer me!"

Madame Glouse only continued to thrash in the throes of her spiritual ecstasy.

"Who told you to say that? Woland!? Was it Woland?"

"Bruce, stop!!"

As Ayoko managed to rip Cooper's hand from Glouse's throat, the soothsayer stopped her tremors, slowly opening her eyes and looking straight into his.

"One. And one only."

Cooper panted, eyes bulging, hands shaking. He grabbed Ayoko's hand. "We're leaving."

As they tore through the tentflaps, the first thing they could see was the obsidian darkness above. The clouds had completely blotted out the sky, and seemed to stretch infinitely in every direction. Neither the cityscape, nor the church and its hill could be seen. There was only the carnival to see, the carnival and the abyss above that seemed to hang lower than physically possible. Without a flash to warn them, thunder boomed down from above, rattling the rides in their hinges and quivering food kiosks. At the extreme edges, they could see the other carnivalgoers leaving in droves.

"Bruce, what's happening?" Ayoko clenched his hand. "I don't understand!"

"Me neither," Cooper managed. "We... we need to leave."

Just as they ran, the rain began to thump down in powerful beats.

* * *​

The carnival covered, at most, a single square mile.

So why did they keep getting lost?

Cooper skidded to a stop across the soaked asphalt as they found themselves near the ferris wheel for the fifth time. He retraced their movements in his head, over and over again. Why couldn't they leave? They'd just been trying to run in a straight line. What bound them to this labarynth of steel and deadening quiet? Cooper mopped cold precipitation from his head with his sleeve as he tried to think of where they were going wrong, but nothing came.

"Why does this keep happening?" Ayoko's pigtails had fallen away, and her hair clung to her body in icy blue sheets. "Bruce, I'm scared! I can't see anything! I can't see any way out!"

They walked back around the ferris wheel and peered into the misty haze of the carnival. The other people were completely gone now. Only the motionless silhouettes of the attendants remained, standing dutifully at their posts, thick globs of rain splashing across their bodies. They did not react. They simply manned their stations for guests that weren't coming. Cooper noticed with a shiver that each one tilted slightly toward them.

Watching them.

"Bruce! What's going to happen!?"

Cooper ripped her toward, wrapping his arms around her. "I don't know, Ayoko! I don't know." He paused to catch his breath, then broke the embrace as he saw the ferris wheel's attendant.

The attendant stood with his hands folded in front of him, watching Cooper approach. He smiled courteously as Cooper grabbed him by the collar and shoved him back against the railing, jamming the gun hard into his eye.

"Hello, sir!" The attendant smiled. "Riding the ferris wheel today?"

Cooper focused every ounce of strength he had to keep from pulling the trigger. "What the hell is going on here? Where are the people?"

"It's the slow hour, sir. Most people choose to leave during the slow hour. Would you like to ride the ferris wheel?"

Bellowing, Cooper hurled the man over the railing, and he landed facefirst in the muck. Cooper moved back to Ayoko, one arm keeping his weapon on the attendant and the other wrapped around the girl. Raw fear coursed through Cooper's nerves as the man stood up. Cooper watched him, gun fiercely shaking, as the man calmly walked back to his post without even wiping his face. Mud and gravel began to drizzle away as the man stood inert.

"My God," Cooper whimpered. "What is wrong with these people..."

Ayoko pointed over to Ryleh Manor. "Do you think there's a back door in there?"

Cooper didn't waste another moment; he raced over to the attraction, bounding up the stairs and slamming the door shut behind them.

* * *​

As he ducked around a spring-loaded ghoul, Cooper began to wonder why they were in a funhouse.

He took every corner with his pistol guiding the way, panting, feverish, and confused. Cooper tried to navigated a direct path to the rear, bulldozing his way through props and keeping certain Ayoko was closely in tow. Ryleh Manor's rear pointed toward the trailer park -- but would that matter? Perhaps it would just lead to the ferris wheel again, or the moon, or nowhere at all and they would be trapped. Cooper didn't understand this situation; all he could do was have faith in Ayoko. Together, they could escape.

They rounded a final corner of the labyrinth and stared deep into the eyes of The Beast.

Cooper nearly fired at it, until he realized the Beast was but an animatronic menace meant to intimidate them. Leaning around it, he felt the glorious hinges of a door on the other side, and quickly turned back.

"Ayoko, you were--!" Cooper hesitated. "Oh no."

She had frozen on the spot. Caught in the midst of a stumble, Ayoko's fingers extended to the ground as desperate emissaries. One knee was pressed to the ground opposite an arm that reached out to adjust her balance, and her head was tilted up, eyes locked in tit-for-tat with the glowing oracles of the Beast.

"Ayoko!" Cooper jogged over to her and grabbed her arms, shaking her. "Ayoko, snap out of it!" He shouted on, clapping at the side of her ears, shoving her, begging her to respond to his efforts. "Come on!"

He ripped a decorative shutter off of the wall, and nearly leapt free from his tendons when he saw the attendants gathered outside the funhouse. Still with their hands folded in front. Still staring. Whatever was going to happen was happening soon.

Glancing at Ayoko, he looked back at the Beast, and his heart sank as he realized there was absolutely no way for him to carry her and fit through the small area. If she wouldn't move, she wouldn't be leaving. He threw himself to Ayoko's side, turning her away from the Beast. He held her close, searching deep into her tortured eyes for signs of life. Cooper held her outstretched hand as he would his lifeline as a marooned sailor.

"Ayoko, please. Please listen to me." He moistened his lips, casting a frenzied glance over his shoulder. "They're right outside, Ayoko. They're right outside, and whatever they want to do to us it is happening now. I can't fit us both through that door; you need to be strong for me. Can you do that for me sweetheart? Please be strong for me."

Cooper looked out the window again, and saw that the attendants' circle had closed tighter around the building. He could see them, now, on his knees, and their shadows forced their way into the room, enveloping the temporary asylum with their terrible visage. He dried his eyes, breathing quickly. Cooper wrapped his free arm around her and squeezed the hand he held tighter still as he tried to shroud her from everything that surrounded them.

"This is our last chance, Ayoko. That Beast can't harm you. I won't let it. If you can be strong for me, I can be strong for you. I will keep you safe. I will never leave your side, Ayoko. Never." Cooper choked, checking his clip as the attendants began to press on the windows. "If you can't leave, I won't leave. But if you leave with me, now, and believe, I will never let anything happen to you."

And just as he'd given up, he felt a colossal force on his hand, and saw Ayoko's knuckles turn white around it. She blinked once, twice, and tears started to trickle down her face one last time. She threw her arms around Cooper, and he let the moment take them for just a second.

But there wasn't time.

* * *​

Against all odds, as they barged through the back door, the attendants were nowhere to be found -- and here they were. In the forest of trailers once again. Cooper took Ayoko's hand, and they began to run, weaving through the steel carriages, slipping in the sludge at every turn and helping each other stay on their feet. Shortly, they saw it -- the clearing. Escape.

"We did it!" Cooper shoved on, sprinting in a perfect straight line. He felt tears of his own as he realized they'd beaten whatever spell had sat over them. "We did it!"

"Thank you!" Ayoko clenched his hand as tight as she ever had, and they moved past the penultimate layer of trailers.

"I didn't do anything, Ayoko."

He heard the joy in her voice. "Don't ever say that."

"Aha! Found you!"

Pure dread burst through every inch of his body in cruel plumes, as Cooper and Ayoko both turned to greet the sky's address and heard the gunshot. He heard the banshee screeching of decimated metal, saw the bullet drive deep through Ayoko's skull, heard it ricochet maniacally through her brain dozens of times before she collapsed. Cooper fired back in the direction of the gunshot, but they both knew it was futile.

He dropped to the ground to catch Ayoko, gun dropping uselessly from his fingers as he held Ayoko in his arms. He he felt her warmth rapidly depleting, as her eyes rolled back into her head and right back up through the bottom, bleaching in and out of pure white the entire time. Cooper held her close.

"When she said I... she couldn't tell my future..." Ayoko struggled and stuttered through every syllable. "I thought it... was because I wasn't... human..."

Cooper stared dumbfounded, unable to find any words. When he knew she was gone, he started to fell the pull.

"No!" Cooper felt his Ayoko's body being dragged upward by an imperceivable force and clasped her legs, refusing to let go and lifting with it. "Leave her alone! Leave her alone you goddamn bastard!"

And as Ayoko began to disappear through a crack unseen by his eyes, he began to sob.

Desperate, Cooper lashed out, seeing his arm slice through space as he knew it and feeling it slam into something soft on the other side. He continued to thrash with every ounce of force he could muster, but just as he too would be pulled into the crack, he felt a sharp clacking pain slam hard against his damaged hands. Trembling, his grip failed him.

And then he fell.

* * *​

Twenty minutes later, the attendants came. Cooper had only just finished sobbing, but hadn't yet finished leaping pitifully through the air, trying to find the hole.

As he heard them approach, he turned to face Keller and his band. He wanted to say something. He wanted to scream. Instead, he merely snarled. Mere words were too much of an investment.

"I'm sorry it had to be this way, friend," Keller offered, stepping forward from his troupe. "But it could only end this way."

Cooper glared on and said nothing, attempting to master the task of breathing again.

Keller shrugged. " 'Only one of the travelers will be alive.' "

"What..." Cooper felt his every cell course with hatred and rage. "What did you just say?"

"One," Keller continued, "and one only."

It had been a horrible day, but Cooper's fist still struck with the force of a piston, knocking Keller hard to the ground.

"Ughn, yeah. Storm's clearin' up, if I may be so particular." Keller wiped his lips, wincing as he found them split. He rose, slowly, nodding to himself as he stepped back before Cooper. "You just stepped way outta line. I think you should be goin', Mr. Cooper. Yes sir."
 

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Quite a bit of time had passed since the well-armed men in blue uniforms had ambushed Jaha and Max, yet the unlikely pair had already found their way into another nearby town. Jaha thought that this particular place was much nicer by comparison, and the locals hadn’t yet tried to gun them down, which was always a bonus! Max figured that if they were to be prepared for another encounter that they should stock up on some gear, and Jaha was naturally hungry once again.

Inside a super market they’d stumbled upon, Jaha was busy ravishing the Deli section, much to the dismay of employee’s and other customers alike.

“Mummy! There’s a giant turtle eating all the food!” proclaimed a young girl. Yet, the disturbed faces of onlookers barely seemed to affect Jaha as he shoved sliced meat and sausages down his gob. Everyone seemed far too scared to approach him, which Jaha took quite fondly as a compliment. Soon enough, two large and hairy humans with pistols that hung quite deliberately at their side began to approach Jaha.

---

Meanwhile, while everyone else’s backs were either turned or facing away from Jaha as they fled, Max was browsing the aisles for anything that might help him gain the upper hand in a fight. Although he was quite confident he’d be the one alive at the end of the Day, the cat had already used a weapon, so why shouldn’t he? The super market wasn’t exactly ‘Guns R Us’, but a few useful items had sparked his interest.

Firstly, Max had pocketed a sharp pair of sewing scissors, as a makeshift blade. He doubted he’d need it, but if he didn’t at least Jaha or one of the other children could use it to defend themselves.

Next, he grabbed a small wooden cricket bat. The object was rather small, made for children to harmlessly swing at tennis ball, but with Max’s strength driving the bat, it could become quite a powerful weapon.

Finally, a small wristwatch had caught Max’s attention. While it wouldn’t necessarily win him any battles, timeliness and productivity were always important. The packet also boasted years of battery life, as well as use underwater. Wrapping the watch around his particularly large right arm, Max felt particularly pleased by how much the object suited him.

Figuring he’d got enough use out of the place, Max made his way to where the majority of shouts and screams were coming from. He spied Jaha in an argument with two ape-like security personnel. Making his way right up to them, he karate-chopped the first guard in the side of his neck, knocking him unconscious immediately.

“I thought security guards were employed to protect people? You clowns can’t even protect yourselves!” Horrified, the second security guard turned around to point his guard at Max.

“I..I wouldn’t come any closer if I were you! This gun is loaded, I’ll shoot you if I have to!” To this, Max simply retorted,

“If I were you, I’d just shoot myself, because you’re terrible at your job. Look at how scared you are! You don’t even have a badge!” Finishing the job, Max wrestled the gun from the guard’s hands, picked him up and threw him into the frozen food section. As he pocketed the gun, the man rolled out of freezer, spilling all kinds of frozen goods out in front of Max.

Bending down to speak in the guard’s ear, yet loudly enough so the entire store could hear, Max bellowed, “Do I look like a microwave?” With a final kick to the man’s chest, leaving him squirming for air, Max and Jaha proceeded to the exit.

“Get enough to eat?” Max asked Jaha.
“Well, it wasn’t exactly A-grade food, but it should keep me going for a couple of hours.”

With one final remark left to make before leaving, Max grabbed a store microphone from the rather petrified check out attendant.

“Attention all employees. We’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3.” Max’s knowledge of popular music continued to astound.
 

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"I wonder what 'E' on the fuel gauge means..."

"..."

"Spaceman Spiff is going down!!!"

Spaceman Spiff struggled helplessly against the crushing gravity of the planet beneath him, but it was no use. His cruiser was drawn into the planet's atmosphere. Fire formed along the edge of his ship. He was going to burn up!

Spaceman Spiff tried to open the altitude flaps, but they were unresponsive! "We are now going into controlled-crash mode." Many lesser men would have given up, but fearless Spaceman Spiff was unfazed!

Spiff careened through the alien canyon. Was this the end for our hero?

No! Moments before impact, Spiff managed to eject!



"Did it seem more prudent to come down to the planet than leave through the door, Calvin?"

Our hero regained consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. He was impossibly tall and lean, with a filthy sucker mouth and long, dangly arms. But despite his horrible appearance, Spiff knew that this was a friend. The alien raised its arms to look at itself. "...What have you DONE to me?!" it gasped.

"Come on, alien friend. We've got to find a way home!" Spiff surveyed the landscape carefully. "Zounds! There are death ray marks all over the canyon walls. And only the tracks of the large, hostile alien leave the site. What could this mean?"

Spaceman Spiff readied his own death ray and darted behind a rock face. The large alien walked calmly behind him. It certainly lacked subtlety. "Shh!" Spiff shushed the alien as loudly as he dared. "We are deep in enemy territory now. We've got to find a way to steal one of their ships to get out of here!"

Spaceman Spiff began to follow the tracks of the evil aliens. But what Spiff hadn't yet noticed was that this was the Planet Zlogg! Instead of orbiting, the planet was perpetually stationary between twin suns! Soon, the temperature began to take its toll on our hero!

"Ack... can't... go on... so... hot... must... fight!" Spiff struggled to move as the heat baked his body within his own spacesuit. He crawled along the ground, mustering up all of the strength he had.

Alas, an evil Zokk approached! A pea-shaped body with spindly arms and legs, a spiked tail, and the biggest mouth you'd ever seen! Was this the end for our hero and his alien friend! Spiff tried to reach for his blaster, but it was too hot! All hope was lost!

"Goodness, put on a hat if you're going to be out here. And wear some sunscreen!" The gigantic Zokk reached down and handed Spiff the necessary items. The Zokks were not evil after all!

Up ahead, Spiff saw his escape! The spaceship of the Zokk. Being a friend, he knew the Zokk wouldn't mind. He ran and entered the ship, motioning for his friend, the first alien to follow. The alien jumped into the ship behind him.

Spiff powered up the engines just as the evil Blorg armada popped in from hyperspace! "Zounds! This is going to get rough!" Spiff shouted to his passenger, and he prepared for the battle. He fired the throttle and took off, shooting high above the Blorg before yanking back hard on the control stick, sending him upside-down and then into a dive. Spiff fired the blasters as the Blorg missed every shot!

Spiff weaved in and out of the Blorg ships, coming within millimeters of death at every turn! The Blorg struggled uselessly against the might of Spaceman Spiff! One by one their ships exploded and turned to dust in the atmosphere to be blown away by the planet's wind. Nothing could stop our hero! Finally, what few Blorg remained saw the might of Spaceman Spiff and scampered off. He knew they'd return, but for now they were safe.

With the threat neutralized, Spaceman Spiff headed back into space. A large, wooden door sat lonely against the sea of stars. The door wasn't big enough for their spaceship, so Spiff opened the cockpit and pushed off, directly towards the door. After a moment, his alien friend followed. Spiff spun the handle easily, and without a moments hesitation shoved open the door and tumbled through...
 

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To Dr. Ulysses Day, lost in his thoughts, it seemed like ages since he had stepped, and Calvin had dived, out of outer-space. When he had checked his bronze pocket-watch, Ulysses found that about an hour and a half had passed while he and Calvin had been adventuring in their room. For a moment, he had been convinced that their room in the hotel, even in the form of the prehistoric plains, could have proven a safe-haven from Woland’s black magic. The effortless dominance of Calvin’s imagination over the dinosaurs and their behavior transformed that anachronistic wilderness into a prehistoric playground; that is, until Sergei Ivanov and the demon Legna made their appearance. That door, mysteriously closed from the inside and now locked again by the key on the outside, would remain shut, locked, and closed until Ulysses was convinced the intruders on the other side posed no threat to the boy. And though earlier he brought Calvin to their room to get as far from Woland and that cat as possible, the old man now moved silently down the hallway back in the direction of the lobby, carrying his umbrella by its midsection in his left hand and gently cradling the back of Calvin’s neck, guiding him in a straight path, with his right. Once more, the boy seemed lost in thought, his wide eyes surveying the elegant damask patterns of the soft, dark red hues of the wallpaper. Ulysses made a conscious effort to move slowly, keeping his umbrella from the ground, disturbing no floorboards and making no noise that would betray their approach.

As they passed the doorway to room three, Ulysses stopped for a moment. He noticed the handle of the door sat slightly depressed. He pushed up his spectacles, leaning closer to the door to examine the handle, and he noticed as he tilted his head slowly from left, to right, to left, that the light from the hallway revealed gripmarks and prints. He pursed his lips slightly, stood upright once again, and continued towards the lobby. They had entered their own room. The Russian and the demon had not followed the two of them into room six, but had found their way into the room through accessing their own. Initially, then, their motive may not have been to pursue and put an end to Calvin and him; nevertheless, the ruthless evil he saw in the demon’s eyes and the frenzied machinations in the Russian’s revealed to Ulysses that the hellish pair proved only a lethal threat.

In front of door two, Ulysses stopped. He looked farther ahead in the hallway, back to the scene of the magical murder, but took no steps closer. Between the murder and where he stood, Ulysses saw the door to room one held ajar by a small rock, and he wondered who would have had the hindsight to prop open a hotel door for fear of magical locks - Max Jeremiah Quartermain, a rough man possibly experienced with the supernatural, or Jaha, a creature possibly supernatural himself. He shook his head and turned back to the doorway, and looked down to Calvin.

“Ready?” he whispered to Calvin, who nodded eagerly in anticipation. The boy carried his cardboard boxes under one arm and held Hobbes in the other hand, the doll’s legs dangling just above the floor. The boxes reminded Ulysses of the pair of goggles and blindfold-mask he now kept stashed in his coat pocket, opposite his pocketwatch.

Ulysses held his breath as he opened the door, exhaling distraught at the sight of the ruined church. The stained glass centerpiece at the front of the room lay shattered over the ground, and the customary crucifix of Christ was missing, though pieces of white sculpt lay broken on the floor where the statue should have been. Various pews of oak sat slanted out in different directions from the lines of the others, many toppled over, some of them broken in many places, with one of the pews in the middle of the room visibly in pieces. Underneath the snapped and broken pew was the broken body of what appeared to a great robot.

Ulysses didn’t stop the boy as Calvin immediately ran down the aisle towards the giant metal form. He saw Bruce Clay Cooper sitting alone in the front of the church, his red shirt darker in many spots, a thick, freshly sealed gash crossing against his jawline, visible even from the other side of the room. The policeman looked up from his PDA for a moment to recognize the two. As their eyes met, Ulysses surveyed Bruce’s face - his head slightly raised, his thick eyebrows gently lowered over his eyes, that seemed affixed on no specific point, lost in thought, gazing straight through the old man. Though he was looking directly at the doorway, Bruce’s face portrayed no new emotion, his posture no new position, as though he had not even seen Ulysses. He said nothing at all. After a length, he lowered his head back to his handheld device.

Ulysses removed his flat-cap and tucked it into his jacket. Out of custom and habit, his hand found the stoup of holy water at the right-hand of the doorway, and he dipped his two fingers in the water before making the sign of the cross. As he walked down the center aisle of the broken church, he looked up at the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. As he met her soft eyes’ gaze down over the room, Ulysses wondered what she had seen in the last hour and a half. He passed Calvin, stepping over the remains of the machine and patting the boy gently on the head as he and his tiger examined the inactive, broken creature. The machine would surely require analysis, but not right now. He made his way to the front, to the elevated step where B.C. Cooper sat, and joined him. Neither man said a word for minutes on end.

Bruce’s clothing was damp - within the last half-hour, visibly wet. Blood and sweat made his shirt a gradient of red. His scarred denim jeans gradually caked with mud as they reached his boots, which merged to the ground with solidified mud - he hadn’t moved them since sitting. Ulysses followed a single pair of muddy bootprints back to the door from which he and the boy had just entered - their lack of a presence in the hallway spelled out another anomaly. The door he and Calvin just took into the church may not lead back out into the hallway, but instead lead outside; they may be trapped, again. But even with access to the outside, access to freedom, Cooper remained in the hotel; this was not the same outside, nor the same storm, outside of the hotel. The fact that he sat here, alone, though he surely entered with the young girl he was paired with, raised only worse elaborations.

Ulysses sat next to Cooper, and he waited.

Cooper put his PDA back on his belt. He crossed his arms and looked towards Calvin and the machine. The boy poked and prodded at the battered, inactive creature of metal. He then stiffened, extended his arms forward, and began to walk in singular motions, in boxy rhythm, beeping like a computer. As Calvin moved across the Church, Cooper’s gaze did not. Ulysses realized that Cooper was looking past them, as he had looked past him, at the doors to the church. He waited, watching the door.

“She isn’t coming through that door any time soon, is she, Bruce?”

Cooper exhaled sharply through his nose and gutturally cleared his throat, but said nothing.

“The second trick of black magic,” Ulysses continued, solemnly. “Only one of the traveler’s will be alive. One, and only.”

Cooper violently slammed his fists into the step.

“There is, no, magic,” Cooper replied with finality.

Ulysses removed his pocket-watch and examined the engraved emblem on its bronze cover.

“We can’t say that in full confidence. This is a strange experience.”

Cooper lowered his head, and again the two sat together silently. Calvin returned to the wrecked automaton and began trying to yank off its arm. Cooper remained silent. Ulysses adjusted his golden wedding band, slowly spinning it around his finger.

“She’s in a better place, now.”

Cooper looked up at him, exasperated in disbelief, if not at what the doctor had said, then at what he needed to tell him.

“She wasn’t even a human, Dr. Day.”

“‘Ulysses,’ please,” he responded kindly, but said nothing else, waiting.

“She wasn’t human. She was a machine, a creation, a cyborg,” he elaborated.

Ulysses picked up a red shard of shattered stained glass, and turned it in his hand, examining its grooves. He raised it to his line of sight and peered through it at the automaton in the nave.

“The girl was? Ayoko von Stroll?”

“Yeah.”

“Was she human, to you?”

Cooper moved his hand to a dark spot on his chest.

Ulysses took off his spectacles and lowered his head in prayer.

“Dear Lord,” he silently began. Cooper did not object, but waited a moment, and closed his eyes as well.

“Eternal rest grant unto her, Oh Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon her. May she rest in peace.

“Amen,” he finished. Cooper opened his eyes, and turned to Ulysses.

“What happened?” Ulysses asked, but before Cooper could speak, he added, “Don’t tell me what you think happened. Tell me what you saw.”

Cooper’s eyes softened.

“She was taken from me,” he aquiesced, “out of thin air, she was taken from me, pulled into the air, and disappeared. Gone. I can’t explain that... but I will. Everything has an explanation. Woland’s slight of hand and distraction techniques, his assistants - the proprietor who faked being shot, and the gentically altered... cat, maybe child... this machine on the ground that boy Calvin is playing with... Hey!” Cooper suddenly shouted to Calvin, startling the boy, who quickly jumped back into a pew. “Don’t play with that! If it re-activates...”

“The survivor?” Ulysses pondered aloud.

“What?” Cooper turned, eyebrows slightly furrowed.

“I have no doubt that Woland means to kill us all. Why allow one of us to live, to walk out alive, and alert authorities?”

“Its a sick game, Ulysses. A ****ed-”

The doctor raised a finger in the air, pointing above them. Cooper inclined his head to see the statue of the Virgin Mary.

“Sorry. A messed up game of survival of the fittest, goverened by a wicked, unnatural judge.”

“And what determines who is the fittest?”

“A fight to the death,” Cooper replied. “Overcoming obstacles before us.”

“And why then would Woland simply kill Ayoko?”

Cooper straightened his mouth and narrowed his eyes. Ulysses continued.

“That wouldn’t prove Ayoko unfit to survive. No one would survive that. I would not be surprised if Woland has already chosen the final survivor, if he has been in on it all along.”

“He?”

“The demon,” Ulysses replied. “Legna.”

“How do you kill a demon?” he continued. “He and that man Ivanov found us in our room, before Calvin and I left. This black magic, Woland’s game - I suspect he is in on it. He was injured, terribly... but he healed, right before my eyes. I suspect he cannot die.”

“Everything can die,” Cooper objected.

“I sure hope so,” Ulysses admitted.

The longer he sat next to Cooper, watching Calvin stack Holy Bibles like dominoes, the more he knew it had to happen; the only question was which one of them needed the other more. Ulysses stood and removed his jacket. He walked to the nearest pew and set his belongings down.

“Cooper,” he called, and Bruce raised his head. Ulysses rolled up his sleeves.

“Help me fix this,” he explained, and moved back to the next, upturned pew.

Cooper stood as Ulysses moved to the opposite end. With a heave, the two men lifted the pew, and gently set it down upright. Ulysses moved to the next pew, and Cooper followed.

“I need you to watch Calvin, Cooper.”

“What?” B.C. grunted as he lifted with his legs.

“I’ve spent only a short time with the boy, and I know that you need to as well.”

“I can’t,” Cooper stopped, objecting, though Ulysses moved to the next pew.

“You can,” he replied, walking towards a crooked pew. “And you have to,” he added, as he grabbed the end of the pew and pantomimed adjusting its heavy weight. Cooper met him at the pew and helped him move it.

“I can’t protect him. What happend to Ayoko...”

“I can’t protect him from that, either. But I also can’t protect him from that,” he remarked, pointing to the wrecked automaton, “or any obstacles Woland may put in his path. You can.”

“You don’t understand. I just lost Ayoko,”

“We cannot bring back the ones we’ve lost,” Ulysses interrupted, stopping his work to speak. He met Cooper’s eyes and saw that kindred spirit. They were different men in many ways, as they had assuredly led different lives, but the unrelenting desire to understand and explain the world around them could not be denied. The difference between the two - the comfort that religion could bring, the recognition of the truly unexplainable - would come with time. Ulysses stopped to watch Calvin, and Cooper followed his gaze. Now at the front of the room, the boy had stopped his play and was helping clean the mess. He had picked up shattered planks and large splinters of the destroyed pew and pushed them to the side of the room. He was making remarkable success piecing the stained glass window back together on the floor.

“We can only protect the ones we still have,” he finished. “It doesn’t matter if you’ve known them for two hours or loved them your entire life - when they are gone, they are gone. But you are still here without them. That doesn’t mean shirking what you know is your responsibility when it is thrust in front of you.”

Cooper sat in the pew, and Ulysses moved to sit next to him. From the back of the church, they watched Calvin piece together the broken pieces of his puzzle.

“I need to confront Woland,” Bruce noted. “We need to speak with the other travelers. The children, especially, but the others... I refuse to believe we must all die tonight.”

“We will do what we can for the two children, of course. It’s who we are.”

Ulysses looked down, then, and realized his assumption.

“Are you a father, Bruce?”

Bruce ran his hand over a pouch on his belt. He hesitated an answer.

“I can’t say that I am.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t know why I assumed.”

“It’s okay. Well, it’s complicated.”

From the front of the room, Calvin stood, grabbed his Tiger, and made his way to the men. Ulysses hurried the rest of the conversation.

“Sergei Ivanov is not to be trusted, especially around Calvin. Do not let him have the dupli- the cardboard box. The demon is just that. I’ve yet to encounter the tall Japanese man, nor the doctor. The turtle... can’t be harmful.”

“I disagree.”

“We will see. What about the rest?”

“Quartermain is... reasonable. Nothing about room four. Nothing about Max Payne.”

“Well, whatever you do, bring Calvin with you.”

“I’m going with him, Doc?” Calvin asked on his arrival. He stopped in front of the two, put his hands on his hips, and sized up the policeman.

“I’m going to stay here to collect my thoughts, Calvin. In the mean time, you will be accompined by Detective Cooper.”

“That’s right, Calvin,” Cooper responded. “My name is Bruce Cooper.” He stood, towering over the boy.

“A detective, huh? Me too-” Calvin met eye level with Cooper’s belt and opened his mouth in wonder.

“Is that a real pistol?”

Cooper quickly put his hand over the baretta.

“Is that a real tiger?”

“Of course. And he’s dangerous, so don’t touch.”

Cooper grinned.

“Same to you.”
 

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The deadline is Sunday. If you have not posted a story by the end Sunday (EST), you will be eliminated. If that's everyone but EE, Vanderzant, Tom and McFox, so be it.
 

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Jaha and Quartermain stepped out of the supermarket. Sirens wailed, getting louder and louder. Quartermain sighed and strode up to the street. Jaha followed him. Quartermain put his hands on his hips an waited, looking in the direction of the sirens.

“Oh,” he said, as a fire truck barreled past them. Looking in the direction it was headed, they saw the road back to the city they had come from. Near the lake in the city, smoke was forming in a black mushroom cloud. From the building spewed giant fireballs, which streaked orange and smoke and faded just before they would land. The base of the fire glowed bright and huge then dimmed. A second later they heard a rumbling.

“What’s that?” Asked Jaha.

“We better check it out.” They heard another fire truck approaching. Max took his hands off his hips and stood ready to jump. Jaha made sure his axe was on his back tightly. As the fire truck came past, they leapt onto it, each grabbing a ladder with crackerjack timing.

“Onto the roof,” shouted Quartmain. They climbed up. Two firemen sat on the roof. One was sipping from a thermos, the other breathing deeply and performing an arm stretch. When the stretching fireman saw them, his eyes widened.

“Uhhhh… what are you doing here?” Quartermain and Jaha clambered up to them.

“You guys know what we’re dealing with here?” Quartermain asked. The fireman looked down at the road speeding along below them, then looked back at Quartermain and Jaha. Then he looked at Jaha some more, then to Quartermain, then to the cloud of smoke over the city and the blaze beneath it, then back to Quartermain.

“A propane fire. It’ll be very dangerous, but we can’t stop to let you off until we get there. We won’t grudge giving you guys a ride to the city, I suppose. Cab fare can be pretty ridiculous these days.”

“A propane fire, eh? Sounds like someone wasn’t following safety codes.”

“We want to help you put the fire out!” Jaha said. “Right?”

“Right.” The other fireman finished a swallow from his thermos and spoke without looking at them.

“You can’t. What the hell do you guys think you can do anyway? You can’t do anything against a fire. You don’t even have moustaches.”

“And you guys don’t even have lunchboxes,” Quartermain replied. Thermos fireman felt around on the truck beside him.

“Son of a *****,” he said. Jaha had the two emptied lunchboxes in front of him.

“Going fast makes me hungry.”

“Don’t worry about it, Guildencrantz,” said the other fireman. “Maybe that great pizza place near the propane plant will be open.”

“A fire this big would entitle us to some hero swag. And once we’re there, I’m sure the shop owner will gladly spare us some pizza. Otherwise, we might need to take a break somewhere else while his store burns down. Just like we do in black neighborhoods.” The other fireman laughed.

“I suppose if the situation calls for it, we can let you guys help us. But you have to promise you won’t get hurt and sue the city, or get seen near the fire by the press or anyone with a camera, including camera phones. Watch out for those.”
“Of course,” said Quartermain.

“Are you kidding, Rosenstern? Do you see their demoustachioed visages? These guys don’t even know the first thing about backstretching.”

“I see their strange faces, Jimmy. But these guys have moustaches in their hearts.”

* * *

They arrived in front of the inferno. Dozens of fire trucks were scattered around it with teams of firefighters attacking the blaze, but for all their efforts they may as well have been trying to put out the sun. Sirens, shouts, and screams echoed through the downtown core of the city. The heat roiled across Quartermain, Jaha, Guildencrantz and Rosenstern. The smoke blotted out the sun.

“Well boys, duty calls. You do your thing, we’ll do ours.” Quartermain shouted. Everyone had to shout. He jumped off the truck and Jaha climbed down.

“We should go to the lake,” Jaha said.

“Why?”

“Well, there’s water there, and I—“

“Right.” Quartermain bolted toward the lake, running on the far side of the street from the blaze. Jaha followed him, skidding along quickly on his belly. As they ran, they did not leave the blaze behind. It had spread along all the buildings and the lake was nearly totally covered in a thick blaze of burning oil, presumably fed from a leak in the facility.

Residents had crowded around the lake despite the protestations of the few policemen shouting at them to stay back.

“If we find a clean spot on the lake, I can get a lot of water.”

“Water can’t put out an oil fire.” Jaha looked at the smoldering blaze reflected in Max’s sunglasses.

“Yeah, dude, but I could at least help with the other buildings with my water cannons.” Quartermain wheeled to face an old man in Scottish garb who was striding up to meet them.

“Aye, gentlemen, and, pardon me, but ye best make haste puttin out that fire. The real danger here isn’t the fire, but the loch.” Quartermain took off his sunglasses and looked him straight in the eye. But he simply waited.

“If that lake comes to a boil, we’ll be having somethin far worse than an oil fire on our hands, lads. Mark my words.” The old man strode toward a tandem bicycle and hopped on. Nobody rode in the back seat. He pedaled away, looking back pleadingly before fading into the haze of smoke.

Quartermain hopped onto a large rock and surveyed the lake. It was plainly coming to a boil very soon, already bubbling and steaming. A massive spray of black and orange flowed into the lake under the surface. Its point of entry was parallel with the road leading to the lake, so Quartermain surmised it was a sewage line somehow connected to the propane plant. If they could block that, they could keep the lake from boiling. From Quartermain’s experience, it’s wise to listen to a crazy old man with an accent.

He looked down to see Jaha, who was recently wet.

“I found a place to go in that isn’t all oily. Feels like the heat is mostly coming from over there.” He pointed with his flipper at the same spot Quartermain was looking at. “The opening there looks like it has some kind of lid that I could snap on.” A crowd had gathered around them, not city folk but villagers. They were muttering to each other.

“Do ye think it’s true?”
“Aye.”
“Then why haven’t ye run yet?”
“’Cause runnin won’t do me no good if it is, and I’ll look daft if it isn’t.”
“Aye, well yer secret’s safe with me then.”
“Are they going to do it?” They turned to the man and turtle with anticipation. Fire streaked above them. Steam was rising from the clear parts of the lake.

“Jaha.” Quartermain looked at the turtle. “While we’re lucky that it’s an easy job to cap an oil spill, but, this is a serious situation.”

“I know! Trust me dude, I’m an excellent swimmer.”

“Will you just go already?” piped one of the villagers.

“That’s not what I mean,” Max said, grabbing the villager by the face and tossing him down into the dirt. Quartermain looked Jaha straight in the eye. “Don’t you think it’s time you took that silly costume off?” He pulled out the pair of scissors he got from the supermarket and snipped them in the air a couple times.

“Uh, dude, it’s not a—“

“It’ll only take a second. You don’t want to look silly when you save everyone, do you?” Quartermain lunged at Jaha, and Jaha strafed to the side, surprisingly fast. But Max had grabbed onto his shell with his free hand, just above Jaha’s turtle-neck. Max swung himself onto Jaha’s back, the scissors gleaming. Max was in a pose like a (manly) seamstress about to make an animal sacrifice.

“Dude, let go!” Jaha jerked, trying to shake Max off of him. As he moved, two jets of water sprayed out from somewhere on the front of his shell. The pressure caused Jaha and Max to flail wildly, spinning along the ground like a floundering firecracker. The water jets knocked down the nearby villagers.

“Well now! It’s about time you came out of your shell, Jaha!” Jaha came to a stop. “Don’t worry, nobody’ll be mad. Just come out.”

“Seriously dude, you gotta listen to me…” Jaha trailed off when Max stepped off his back and walked up to the shore of the lake. It bubbled and steamed and hissed. It was boiling; there was no denying it.

A giant shadow, darker than black, rose within the smoke over the lake. It was perhaps seventy feet high, large at the base and then thinning out to a long tree-truck-like top. All the shadow flickered and then streaks of oil blazed back afire. It was some abomination with infernal tiger-stripes. And when it roared, everything shook and it sprayed a plume of flame into the air that for a moment brightened the hellish day-night around it, and there was no mistaking that its glowing eyes saw the mass of people before it. All the people were transfixed and, as the light of its breath faded, darkness cloaked over them and they screamed and broke into a run. Some scrambled off into the open areas, but most simply bolted straight down the main street taking them back where the petroleum fire was burning. The mass moved like a fat, quick slug, leaving a slime trail of trampled bodies, living and dead.

The massive beast slowly sank into the water until only its head and neck were above. It glided, graceful despite its size, until it landed on the shore. It lurched out of the water toward those with the misfortune of being trampled and brought them into its jaws one by one. Until it came face-to-face with Quartermain, who had his arms crossed and his shades on, standing in front of a mildly trampled, otherwise attractive woman.

“Hey, pal.” The demonic Loch Ness Monster snorted forcefully, blowing away discarded hats and purses but not Quartermain. A stream of oil burned on its muzzle and rivers of water and burning oil flowed from the beast everywhere. Max took off his sunglasses and looked the beast straight in the eye. “If you’re so hungry, how about a knuckle sandwich?” Max reared back a mighty right hook and hammered the beast square in the lower jaw. It thudded against the beast’s flesh. The beast snuffed again. “Didn’t hit the spot? Well then might I suggest something with a little more kick—“ the beast suddenly snapped its jaws at Quartermain, but in a blue and brown flash he was gone.

Where he stood a jet of water and torn grass and earth settled. The beast’s eyes followed the line to see Max standing atop Jaha performing a fierce high kick. Max lowered his leg, calm as still water. He saw all the injured people around him, crawling away from the beast in horror, or too terrified to play dead properly.

“Thanks, Jaha. Care to take me for another ride? It’ll be a doozy. You may want to sit this out.”

“Nah man, let’s stop this crazy thing. I wanna help you.”

“Does his burning flesh smell good to you or something?”

“Come to think of it…”

The beast roared and flung its mass at them. With jets of water, Jaha propelled them backward. The beast was not as fast on land as it was in the water.

“Lead him around the trampled people into the main street.” Jaha took a wide arc around where the crowd had stood, the beast lashing at them in anger. Jaha was sure to aim a jet at its face whenever he could, and it spread the burning oil into one of its eyes. The beast shrieked in rage and flailed its tail, breaking down dozens of trees at a time as it lurched onward.

They had led it into the main corridor of the city. It was abandoned save for some firefighters still fighting the blaze. Their faces watched the monster as they sprayed water and fire-extinguishing foam on the blazes. They were determined to hold off the fires for as long as they could before fleeing. It was plain to see that most of the firefighters had also fled, however.

The flaming Loch Ness Monster reached the corridor that the buildings on the street formed. Having solid objects around it to push off of, it could move considerably faster, and its massive belly was half slicked with oil.

Jaha and Max skidded past a ladder and slowed down. Max shouted up. “Hey, you guys! Could you stall this guy for a couple minutes?”

“Are you ****ing kidding me?”

“Rosenstern,” said Guildencrantz. “Have you forgotten your moustache at home or something? It’s on fire, of course we can hold it off. You guys just keep a safe distance.”

Jaha restarted his water jets and they were off.

The beast lumbered toward Rosenstern and Guildencrantz and a few stalwart members of their crew. It would not be long before it passed them and got to unevacuated parts of the city.

“Well boys, lather up.” Rosenstern adjusted the nozzle on his hose and sprayed a layer of fire-retardant gel on his crew and himself. They wiped their goggles clean and grabbed their gear. The building they stood on shook. The monster was slithering past.

“Once more into the breach, my brothers!” cried Guildencrantz. He clicked a button on the top of his ladder and it began collapsing forward as he rode it from the top, wielding his axe like some death messenger of the clouds. Some others jumped onto his ladder and others followed on another.

Rosenstern shared Guildencrantz’s ladder and a second before it impacted with the beast’s neck he pushed off and up with all his stength, holding the hose in both hands. The hose was thick and tough, it easy supported his weight as he swung around the beasts neck. Just before making a full loop, Rosenstern kicked and swung in the air and with expert precision sewed the tip of the hose around itself and his second swing around tightened the hose. He’d tied it in a knot around its neck.

The others slammed into it and hacked into its flesh with their axes for grip on its slippery skin. As they struggled to keep a hold, Rosenstern slid past them, holding the hose, and struggled to tie another knot as the beast flailed in pain. The firefighters held onto the hose, swinging and struggling more to avoid chopping each other’s limbs off rather than cut at the beast.

The beast roared and rolled around. It heaved into an office building with its bulk, and slammed its neck into it. One firefighter crashed through a window. It slammed its body against the building over and over. Rosenstern finally completed his second knot, which allowed him and his fellows a more productive grip despite the chaotic movement of the beast.

The beast apparently had had enough. It bit into the corner of the building, shattering windows and grinding brick, clamping its jaws on a naked steel beam. It reared its body and neck back, and just as Guildencrantz was going to deliver a deep axe swing, the beast suddenly flicked its neck and the firefighters were spun around to the side facing the building. They were going to be crushed.

There was a sickening metallic chattering crunch of blood, glass, and metal… when the cement truck smashed onto the beast’s head from above. The firefighters swung around at the last second and took the moment of distraction to deliver some well-leveraged blows, trying to reach deep into the bloody flesh to the beast’s spine.

The beast sputtered fire out of its mouth. Its head was half-crushed, but it still moved as though it were alive. It looked over and up to where the truck had come from, to see Jaha pulling Quartermain up from the ledge of the top floor of an above-ground parking lot.

Guildencrantz roared, soaked with flood and foam and burning oil, delivering a blow after blow that made a metallic clank in the center of the beast’s neck. He was standing in a pit of flesh like some hellborn gravedigger.

Sparks came off the point of impact. At first, sparks from heat, then what Guildencrants immediately identified as electrical sparks. The distinction brought him back to reality. He looked over to the parking lot, where out of the corner of his eye he saw the shadow of the truck come to save them.

Quartermain stood there. In the dim light, Guildencrants thought he saw him take off his sunglasses and look the monster straight in the eye.

“Well, Nessie, I know this may shock you!” Max shouted.

A black, pointed object flew out of the parking lot, trailing a cable behind it.

“But we’re way out of your league.”

Guildencrantz saw the cable also spark and hiss with high volatge. The object, appearing to be made of car parts, darted to the center of the beast’s back.

“No!” he shouted. He scrambled out of the hole he stood in and grabbed hold of the hose. He chopped at the hose frantically, and hit clean through. The other firefighters yelled as they were shaken loose, but they held onto the hose.

The anchor that Quartermain had launched landed in the beast’s side as it made a manic lurch away. It sunk through muscle and fat and chomped into metal, and the instant it did, the whole beast convulsed and began collapsing. Rosenstern gave a heave on to hose and the firefighters swung into the adjacent building through broken windows.

The beast began to glow from the breaks in its skull, belly, and where the firefighters had chopped at it most savagely. Sparks flickered along it. There was an electronic noise, ominously growing louder, emanating from its belly.

“This thing’s gonna blow!” shouted Rosenstern.

“Well boys…” Guildencrantz pulled a cigar from a tube out of his pocket. His right femur was sticking out even though his fireproof coat. “It’s been a pleasure. I just wish…” He flicked a match and lit the cigar. “…I wish we could have put out at least one fire in a black neighborhood. You know…” Rosenstern laughed from a storey above.

“Why, Guildy my friend.” He breathed heavily. “If I know my demographics—and I think I do—this is in fact a predominantly black neighborhood.” Guildencrantz gave the same laugh Rosenstern had given him.

“Does the fire look put out to you?”

“I guess not.”

They heard an engine rev. Another vehicle flew out of the parking lot. It was headed toward the anchor in the beast’s belly. At the last split second, the windshield broke and Quartermain came out fist-first riding Jaha, blasting jets of water to propel them.

The car they rode knocked the anchor out of place. The pair flew toward the building then up its side. In stop-and-go motions Jaha floated up and down as Max handed him the battered firemen, while the firemen muttered complains about being rescued after having lit their cigars and everything.

The electronic whine from the beast’s belly had ceased getting louder once the anchor and cable were knocked off, but it began to buzz and sputter and become uneven.

“Take them out of here, quick!” Jaha shouldered the burly firemen and blasted off, skittering along the ground, having oiled his belly after seeing how it helped the beast move. Quartermain climbed down the outside of the building then jumped onto the beast. Jaha returned, trying to control his skittering form the speed.

“Dude, I got them in a basement against a wall facing where this guy is, like you said, but don’t you think we should get out of here?”

Max slipped and slid and clawed his way to the car that had impaled itself in the beast when it dislodged the anchor. “I left a perfectly good pair of pliers in this car, you think I’m just going to let them go to waste?”

Jaha jetted up and landed near by the car, which Max was rummaging though.

Suddenly the noise from within the beast sputtered violently. Max booted the door open and yanked Jaha inside. The door bounced back shut behind him. Max sat in the driver’s seat and fastened his seatbelt, glaring at Jaha until he did likewise.

With a deafening, blinding force, they were rocketed into the sky as the beast exploded beneath them. The car spun and wobbled and soared away from the city. Max and Jaha could feel the intense G-Forces, and the sickening feeling that came after the rush when the car hovered in the air before descending. In the moment of silence, Max said, “Good, we’re over a jungle of some kind.” Jaha seemed to figure that if Max wasn’t scared he probably didn’t need to be either, even if he didn’t seem like he knew what he was doing he came out fine.

Max grabbed Jaha and pulled him out onto the roof of the car. He pointed him jets-first at the roof of the car. The air begand howling as their fall gained speed.

“When I say, you spray with everything you’ve got!”

“Alright!”

They fell and fell. The ground rushed at them like a wall they could not look away from.

“Now!” max shouted. Jaha sprayed fierce, powerful jets at the car, and they blasted away from it, slowing their fall but they were still rushing downward. They stopped suddenly.

“I’m all out of water, dude! Sorry!”

“That’s okay! Now you just hold onto me!”

Jaha clamped himself onto Max as best he could with his turtle flippers. Max kept his feet together and reached out his arms as they slid into the jungle.

After an instantly flurry of scratching branches their descent slowed dramatically as Max grunted, hanging onto a vine, and is it broke he quickly grabbed onto another. They bounced sideways off the top of a short tree and bounced across the soft, moist earth. They each rolled to reduce the impact and, eventually coming to a halt, stood up. Jaha was in a ninja pose he had practiced thousands of times, and Max yawned deliberately and wiped his sunglasses on his vest.

They heard a stomping. They followed the noise out into a clearing, where they saw Legna and Sergei surrounded by a mounting force of predatory dinosaurs.

“So then, it is you who made the noise which drew them all here just now.” Sergei said.

“I suppose having other prey around for these lizards will make things less troublesome for me,” said Legna.

Max looked at the approaching dinosaurs, then at Legna.

“Hey buddy,” Max said. “This is a serious situation. Don’t you think it’s time you took that silly costume off?”

 

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"Do we have to go right away?" The boy hesitated, tapping his foot impatiently as he stared through the tiger. "That's enough outta you, ya big palooka -- this is serious detective business!"

"No. Not yet." Cooper felt a tremulous chuckle shake within him, his uncertainty melting away as Calvin's antics played on. Just the same, even as he watched the boy bound away, eyes scanning every nook and cranny, the cruel emotions and memories of the synthetic girl bubbled back into his his mind. He reexperienced the entirety of the evening thus far in brief; it wafted over him, a humid cloud that hung tepid and heavy. As Calvin returned to the destroyed mosaic of stained glass, Cooper frowned.

Ulysses offered a warm smile, and gestured behind the altar. "Come on, Cooper. I need your help."

Cooper said nothing. He simply followed the older man onto the stage, noting his quickened breath as he passed the altar. Ulysses squatted down, running his hand across the toppled crucifix, savoring the cool marble beneath his fingertips. After a moment, he looked back to Cooper, patting the cross.

"I'll hardly be lifting something this heavy back into the supports. Come on, then, Mr. Cooper."

Wrapping his arms around the center, Cooper pulled them taught beneath the perpendicular beam and heaved. The fatigue that had burned at him since leaving Keller's carnival stole his consciousness; his mind was anywhere but in this church. As he set the monument against the wall with a huff, Cooper found himself invaded by Ayoko von Stroll. He felt phantom limbs encircling him, saw her enchanting grin in any direction he cared to look. Cooper felt the throbbing bruises and the agony he had endured in his efforts to protect the girl, and as he looked back to Calvin, he became awash with bitterness. All that he had suffered through to carry on, and still, the girl died in his arms.

One step forward, two steps back.

Cooper dropped the cross back down after a failed lift and leaned against it, panting. "I don't know if I'm up to this, Doc."

"You're a strong man." Ulysses set his hand upon Cooper's shoulder, and met his gaze as he turned. "You'll be fine, Cooper -- just lift from your legs."

Calvin had nearly assembled his puzzle, and he absorbed the mural he'd created, slapping his knees eagerly. "What is this?"

"That," said Ulysses, moving over to Calvin. "Seems to be some sort of robotic life. However, you seem to have arranged some of it incorrectly."

Ulysses crouched beside Calvin, and began to rearrange the window, while Cooper looked on, elbow resting on the cross.

"Is there a story?" Calvin looked at Ulysses, folding his arms expectantly. "I like your stories."

"There certainly is," Ulysses smiled, glancing up toward Cooper as he moved a misplaced shard into its proper position. "The story of Job. One of my favorites."

"Who's Job?"

"Job was a very good man -- a man who did all things rightly, in regards to the right of the time. ." Ulysses swivelled a piece with his fingertip, reforming the face of a stout older man. "Job was prosperous; he had wealth both in his family and his land, and he always took care to show his gratitude on behalf of himself and his children. But someone doubted the resolve of this great man."

"Who?" Calvin began to see the pieces coming together before him, and began to aid in reconstructing it.

"A demon known by many names," Ulysses continued, "but one of them has been Satan. He felt utterly convinced that the man's piety was borne of his fortune, and that in the absence of his fortune, he would be quick to retract it. God entered into this wager, and so it began;Job lost his livestock, his children, his health... and on it went, with each measure of his mettle proven, another fortune stripped away."

Calvin stopped, a piece still in his hand as he looked up. "Why?"

"Ah, but Job asked that very thing -- again and again. And yet his misery continued on. But because Job was such a pure man, principled to his last breath, he did not redact his piety or curse the name of God, even as his suffering mounted upon itself and those who cared for him begged for him to do so. In the end, after a trail wrought by his perseverence, God returned to him double what he'd had before."

"Well..." Calvin rubbed his chin, in deep thought. "How do you know when the bad stuff is gonna end and it's gonna be good again?"

"No one can say. It may be a long while, or even not at all." Ulysses nodded to himself as the last shard went into place, and he stood. "That's what we can learn; whatever happens in the moment, however hard to understand, good men should never lose sight of what they believe in."

Calvin folded his arms. "I liked the robot."

Ulysses laughed, walking over to Cooper and pointing to the cross. "Are you going to get on with it, Bruce?"

As he was wont to do, Ulysses had mystified him. Silenced him with his penetrating insight. Cooper tucked his hands beneath the arms of the cross, the doctor's words rushing through and invigorating. He bent his legs, tightening his grab, and heaved upward. An involuntary gasp cut forth from Cooper's lips as he buried his head against the stone and pushed that much harder. He ran through Ulysses's words in his mind as he inched the crucifix up the cinder wall, and as he found himself in conclusion, felt the cross ease into its grooves.

Hands running across the smooth face once more, Ulysses's mouth curled, a poster of contentment. He turned to Cooper, and the momentary eye contact proved to be the most meaningful conversation they had yet indulged.

Ulysses walked back over to a pew, careful to avoid the newly arranged glass, and drifted into a pew. "Calvin, I need you to do something."

"Lay it on me!" Calvin leaped to his feet and turned. Cooper half-expected a salute.

"I need you to find me as many pens as you can. It's very important."

"You can count on me! Come on, Hobbes, get off your butt." Calvin dragged the stuffed animal away from its comfortable resting places and raced deeper into the church.

"I should think," Ulysses offered, "that we have a moment to ourselves, now."

Nodding, Cooper trotted over to Dr. Day, hooking his thumbs on his jeans. "What's on your mind?"

Ulysses smirked contemplatively. "I didn't consider that I may be that obvious -- I always think of Margaret in a church."

Cooper said nothing, but sat down beside him, chewing on the inside of his cheek.

"She was stout and true, like so many religious women," Ulysses recalled, eyes twinkling. "And yet she was set apart so vividly by her candor and vibrance."

"How did you lose her?" Cooper recognized the tone of Dr. Day's reminiscence as uncannily familiar.

"Illness," Ulysses shrugged, unshaken by the query. "I'd have enjoyed a few more years with my dear, yet, I know she led a fulfilling life. Not that I cease to long for her company, of course."

Cooper sat for a moment before clicking open a pouch of his belt. "It's not so much those things, for me."

Ulysses turned to him, following Cooper's gaze to the wedding ring in his hand. He waited.

"I mean, yeah. I could go on about Miranda's laugh, or her beauty. The way she warmed up a room when I came home." Cooper lowered his face into his empty hand, searching for the right words as he attempted to rub fatigue out of his eyes. "The truth is, Ulysses, I was never much of a religious man. I was spiteful every second I sat in one of those pews, eager to return to work or do anything else, you know?"

Again, they sat in silence. And again, Ulysses sat patiently.

"But now," Cooper muttered. "Now I think I'd do just about anything to be sitting in a church beside her, hating her guts. Does that make sense?"

Ulysses's head bobbed, his features wrinkled into a tapestry of understanding. "These minor irritations are the true testament for affection, Bruce. Do you swear off this love in brief rocky areas, or persevere through by the power of as much? Yes, it makes perfect sense that a man of your character would love his wife."

"I wish..." Cooper folded his arms, distant memories of that awful day returning. "I wish that was all I would remember. Then I might be able to go to churches."

"What do you remember? In a church?" Ulysses waved his arm panoramically. "In this church?"

Cooper felt his eyes glisten. "Bad things. Terrible things... and the end of me."

Ulysses awaited elaboration, but none came.

"I found the coolest thing!" Calvin stomped over to them, unaware of the somberness that preceded him.

"Did you get the pens?" Cooper asked.

"The what?" Calvin looked at Hobbes. "No, you were supposed to remember! I think I would know. Anyway, I found this really cool loft. We should check it out! It's like a really big treehouse."

Cooper followed the boy, grateful for the interruption. Ulysses followed just behind, leaning gently upon his umbrella as they ascended the stairs that were tucked into a far corner, in the shadows. As a ghastly creak permeated from one of the wooden boards, Cooper flicked the snap off of his holster without a sound, resting his hand against the butt. Calvin continued on without a care, and they soon found themselves in a small attic.

Diagonal crossbeams protruded from the walls, forcing Cooper and Ulysses to duck, and the area basked in the pallid glow of a single hanging incandescent bulb. Vast swarms of dust hung in the air, glittering in the light like rancid diamonds. More would join them with each footfall they made -- despite the initial good condition of the church, no one had entered here in quite some time.

Ulysses walked over to the cot in the corner and sat down, hands folded atop the handle of his umbrella, and examined the room thoughtfully. As he did, Cooper walked over to the red leather-bound book on his mantle, and Calvin ducked about like a manic espionnage agent, investigating every esoteric cranny.

Cooper flipped the book to a random page, finding the date smudged to the point of unreadability. The entry he found grew a pit in his stomach. Something about it simply seemed so wrong, and he could not understand what it was.

six years today since my dionys diocese stationed me here. why? i wonder that Often, i find that I cant understand why why why. why did i want to come here, initially, it does not make sense to me.

so many. so many people whwayah... so ghgu why. why did i want to come here, iniitally, it does not make sense t ome.

every person to set foot within these doors has been evil

no that is not right.

why do they freighter frighten me so? these people come for guidance and i cannot offer it although i speak the words because i look them in the eye and everything is dead. ahddddddhgh

so many transients. everyone is passing through, i have nevr witnesed a bertha birth in this city. everyone speaks of leaving no one leaves.

I have not heard from my diode diocese since i came here. there is no time to worry. but i cant stay herre. what is wrng with this place.

beneath my soles ive heard the cries of too many souls.

they all need to baaaargchad dadihghgha


Cooper shivered, flipping through many pages of the book. With a grimace, he watched as the priest's perfect diction slowly degenerated into constant spelling errors and smudging, until it became illegible. Beyond that point, the pages in the journal were blank. All he had learned was that the priest's name was Patrick Bannion, and that he'd come to this city under the pretense stepping stone to grander things. Try though he might, Cooper could not make any real sense of the book.

One step forward, two steps back.

"What do you have there, Bruce?" Ulysses joined him.

Cooper held out the book. "Some kind of journal from the priest that was stationed here... I don't think it'll be of much use." He flopped it back on the desk.

Ulysses scooped it up and tucked it under his arm. "You never know."

"I think it's time to hit the beat!" Calvin growled, putting his back to the wall. He slid alongside the wall, fingers interlocked into a makeshift pistol, and peeked around every corner that he reached before passing out of sight.

Cooper watched after him. "What a special kid."

"Isn't he?"

"Mhmm." Cooper stood in silence for a moment, before turning to Dr. Day. "We need to work this out, Doc."

"Oh?" Ulysses asked. "Work what out?"

"Our next move," Cooper grunted, leading the way down the stairs. "If Legna really is Woland's ace in the hole, he's the man we need to find. The sooner we can circumvent this crap, the better."

Ulysses nodded. "And what of Sergei Ivanov? The man is dangerous."

"I know. I'll handle him. We'll think of something." Cooper put his thumb and forefinger to his lips and sent a shrill whine ricocheting in every direction. "Calvin! Time to go!"

Calvin appeared from his latest mischief almost instantaneously. He hunched into himself, eyes narrow, and looked around cautiously. "Are we going?"

"Yes."

As Calvin opened the door, Ulysses stopped Cooper. "When will we meet?"

"We don't have any time to waste," Cooper noted. "Meet me later in the afternoon -- around three or four. To the east of the carnival, you'll find a pier. Wait for me there."

"Of course. Anything else?"

Cooper hesitated, drumming his fingers on the door. "Don't go to the carnival... no matter what you do."

Ulysses nodded as Calvin grew restless and slipped outside. "Good luck, Bruce."

Cooper moved before the doorway, looking out at the glaring midday of the city below. So much had used this very threshold for a fulcrum; it had become a struggle all its own to pass through. Slowly, Cooper dropped his breathing rate, calming himself and subduing his insecurities. There was only one path now -- find Legna and Ivanov. Interrogate. And for this, he needed to be properly competent. He exited the church as best he knew how.

One step forward.
 

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With Saru held tightly to his shoulder, Max Payne continued down the hallway. They came across a stairwell at the end of the hallway and without a second’s hesitation Max began to leap down it, skipping 4 steps at a time. Right behind them, the crimson monkey was doing his best to keep up. Kohiin hopped onto the railings and began expertly slide down them. The monkey beat the pair to the bottom of the stairway and continued through the doorway to the room waiting below.

After passing a few floors, the two reached the bottom just to see Kohiin run past them and back into the stairwell from inside the room on the bottom. The monkey started clambering back up squawking loudly as he made his way up. The pair peeked into the room and saw a dozen African gangsters with AK-47s staring back at them. They found out what Kohiin was running from.

Max flung Saru to the side and while propelling himself in the other direction. They barely dodge the bullets that came spraying through the door by taking cover on both sides of the door frame. The gunshots stopped but they heard the scuffle of feet and new that their position in hiding wasn’t going to keep them safe forever. Saru pulled out his red staff and as soon as the first gangster came through the doorway, Saru spun his red staff upwards knocking the gun out of the hands of the gangster. The other side of the staff came up in an arc and followed the path of the first side, however this time knocking the gangster in the face causing him to spiral back into the other room.

Max grabbed the AK and sent a flurry of shots into the other room. The gangstes took cover trying to avoid the oncoming storm of bullets. Saru immediately began running back up the stairway and Max Payne wasn’t too far behind as he continued to shoot through the doorway. It wasn’t too long before his clip ran out – Max tossed the AK and pulled out his pistols yet again as he bounded up the stairs behind Saru. They weren’t too high up before gunshots smacked into the area around them. Max sent some shots down the stairway as he continued to climb, hoping to, at the very least, slow down the oncoming gangsters.

Saru reached a floor and followed his crimson monkey through the doorway. They found themselves in a lit hallway. Saru sprinted down the hallway and Max followed suit. Saru tried the first door he came across, but he found that he couldn’t open it. The next door he tried was locked as well. Saru had just reached the end of the hallway, all that was there was an open window. Not much good that would do since they were a couple stories above the floor.

That though however never occurred to Kohiin. The little monkey leaped out the window. Saru watched in what appeared to be despair turned into amazement as the little monkey defied death by latching onto a telephone cable only a few feet under their window and sliding down it to the ground below.

Saru turned around and saw Max coming down the hallway. The soldiers had finally reached their floor and Max turned around whilst running backwards using his 2 pistols to keep the soldiers from getting any closer. Max however had underestimated how close he was to the end of the hallway and ran backwards straight into Saru, knocking both of them out of the window.

Saru didn’t hesitate to contemplate the fact that they were both probably going to die. He was going to follow Kohiin’s lead. Monkey-see, monkey-do— Saru would have laughed at the joke had his life not been hanging in the balance. As they came tumbling out of the window, Saru wrapped his legs around Max’s torso while simultaneously clutching his red staff in one hand. Just as they were falling past the power line, Saru used has staff to hook himself to the cable and held on for dear life as the pair began to slide down the telephone cable like a make-shift zipline. Saru prayed that neither the telephone wire nor his arm would snap.

After what was most possibly the longest 15 seconds of his life Saru and his companion slammed into the wooden utility pole that mounted the cables. The two carefully but quickly slid down the pole suffering a few scratches and splinters from the uneven wood. But alas, they had escaped the building. Though they weren’t sure what they would find outside. After all, Africa is filled with dangerous animals and poisonous underbrush. If one wasn’t careful, the surprises this continent has in store could potentially be a bit too overwhelming.

Saru took a quick survey of their surroundings. A few yards away they found a huge jet that was seemingly unoccupied. The cargo hold however was open and there were wooden crates neatly packed inside. Some crates remained outside of the plane in the clearing. It led Saru to believe that someone was loading these planes but for some reason, had been interrupted. Probably because they had to take care of two intruders and their monkey.

The front doors of the building they were just in opened and gangsters began to pour out. Saru had to find an escape route and fast. “The plane!” Saru yelled to Max, who seemed to still be under the influence of Valykyr. There wasn’t anywhere else to run to—hopefully there would still be a pilot inside who could help fly this thing.

Kohiin who always seemed to be one step ahead was already scurrying around the plane. Saru picked him up as he and Max ran towards the jet. They entered and found an old black man sitting at the cockpit. The man had headphones in and was tapping his thumps on the control board, humming a somewhat cheery tune.

Max walked up to the man and ripped the headphones out. “Fly us!” The man flinched and twisted his head around to face Payne. A look of confusion covered the man’s face. Saru looked out the window – the army of gangsters was getting closer. Max sensed his impatience “Fly us out of here.” He pulled his gun out and stuck it to the man’s temple. The gun was empty however only Max was aware of this fact. Saru watched the scene with increasing concern for the elderly man. Yet again a gun was controlling another’s life. Not like he could blame Max, without him their lives would be in jeopardy.

“Now!” Max clicked off the safety. The man began tearing and started to speak feverishly in a language Max couldn’t understand. Saru pulled the gun away from Max and yelled in his native tongue “Fly us out of here, or you will be killed!”

The man didn’t hesitate. With remarkable speed he got all the controls ready and began to go down the runway. Bullets started to hit the plane but it was too late. The plane began to lift off into the air and in a small moment. They were flying.

Saru let out a huge sigh of relief. Goodbye Africa. The only place he felt truly comfortable in. He sat back and relaxed while Max made sure the pilot was doing his job. Had Saru known anything about flying planes or had Max not still been feeling the effects of the valykyr, they would have noticed that the plane was going abnormally fast, like it was being pulled by a supernatural force.

It was only a few moments before something caught their eye out the window. It took them a while to register what they were seeing and even then they still didn’t completely understand it. Woland’s cat, Behemoth, was just outside the plane, flying with the use of a jet pack that didn’t even seem to be turned on, let alone be able to keep him at the same pace with a jet.

The two watched in horror as Behemoth pulled up to the front of the plane. And pulled out a mini harpoon gun. He smiled as he shot the harpoon through the front window, somehow breaking through the glass, and directly into the head of the pilot. There was a line of wire connected to the end of the harpoon and after it stuck into the man’s head, the Cat flipped a switch which quickly reeled the harpoon in along with the dead body attached to it.

The Behemoth gave a chesire cat-like grin and along with the dead pilot, disappeared into a puff of smoke. The plane was going down.
 

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Legna wasn't particularly overjoyed for two new additions to this already odd enough band of contestants, but he couldn't say it didn't help a bit.

Max and Jaha were already at work, using their combined powers of brute physical force and blasts of water (although for some reason said blasts didn't seem too powerful) to take down predators one at a time, but it seemed as though for each defeated one another took its place.

Legna glanced at Ivanov who was fending off dinosaurs with his blade and umbrella, to little avail. He then noticed a raptor closing in on him and sighed. "It appears I'll have to get my hands dirty again." He snaked around the beast and plunged his tail-blade into its side, afterward ensuring its death with his claws and fangs. He performed the same maneuver several times over, but with little avail at stopping the pack altogether.

"There are too many!" He heard Ivanov exclaim.

"Maybe we should run for it, dude," Jaha said exasperatedly.

Max seemed unfazed. "It's about time these guys went extinct."

The pack surrounded them from all sides, closing in. Max continued without the aid of Jaha, while the turtle and the Russian, both worn out, teamed up to get rid of the dinosaurs with less effort. Legna was feeling a bit tired himself, and he was not going to experience another inconvenience with these idiotic beasts, so, grumbling all the while, he went to Max's side.

"You can fly, right?"

"Yes, but wh-"

He was stopped in his tracks- literally- by the man grabbing him by the ankles and swinging him around, then throwing him at a Tyrannosaurus. Legna recalled his last encounter with a Tyrannosaurus. Quite possibly, it was the worst moment the demon had ever had on Earth, and one he did not wish to relive. Ferociously he drew the blade of his tail, approaching the monster at great speed, and finally plunged it into the great dinosaur's eye.

He did not stop there, though. For as the beast roared and shouted in pain Legna held tightly onto its head, piercing its other eye and then slashing, clawing, and biting at it in an even more aggressive manner than the other dinosaurs. In moments, the great Tyrannosaurus fell, and with it the smaller predators seemed to decrease in number until, finally, by the combined effort of the four individuals, there were none left.

"Way to go, dudes!" Jaha laughed triumphantly.

Max slapped Legna on the back. "Good work out there. You're not half bad, for a guy with weird tastes in wardrobe."

"You.... idiot! Don't ever do what you did again, do you hear me? If you dare, I'll... I'll..."

”Wait!” Sergei intervened. “You two… How did you get here?”

“We came from the city,” Max explained.

“Did you enter the museum?”

“Museum?”

Sergei and Legna shared a look.

“Take us to where you came from,” Legna demanded.

“If you say so,” Max answered. And without a word, he picked the demon up by the torso, trapping his arms, and began carrying him in the direction he and Jaha came from. Legna frowned and began to draw his tail-blade.

“Not so fast, bro,” he heard the turtle say firmly. He turned his head as well as he could in the man’s grasp to find Ivanov and Jaha with a hold on his tail. Try as he might, the demon Legna, who had almost single-handedly brought a Tyrannosaurus to its end, could not break free.
 

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Ulysses watched as Calvin led Bruce out the door of the church. After they had left, he turned and examined the room - having cleaned the aisles, arranged the pews, and reset the crucifix, Ulysses surveyed the results. He made his way down the nave to the front of the room and sat in the first pew, next to his flatcap and jacket. Pulling out the journal that Bruce found in the attic, Ulysses opened it to the first page, pushed up his spectacles, and began to read.

As the entries increased, they became shorter and more sporadic. Initially, there was an entry for each first and fourth day of the week, and they were pages long. Each Sunday, the pages detailed the small mass attendance estimates, pitiful tithe amounts, and occasionally the morning sermon in full. Each Wednesday, he detailed his work in the city, various comments on confessional, and his own personal thoughts. As entries continued, they shortened and made less sense, until eventually, after months of rigid pattern, there were random entries, some weeks apart, some the very same day, showing frantic behavior and schizophrenic thought-pattern. The priest rambled on, mostly in concrete but confusing thought, about the sins of the city where he lived. Comparisons of the city as a stepping-stone for his career slowly became explanations of a trial-by-fire, and eventually he described his position as “stationed in purgatory, for reason I don’t know.”

Ulysses noted an anomaly. As the writing in the journal descended into gibberish, it retained concrete diction, without metaphor, with one exception: “beneath my soles, I’ve heard the cries of too many souls.” After this point, the journal was completely illegible.

He felt a pang of fear, and slight embarrassment, remembering what he had wanted to tell Bruce. The Russian, Ivanov, would most definitely be after Calvin - a reason Ulysses asked Bruce to watch Calvin in the first place - but he forgot to explain why. He forgot to explain the duplicator to Bruce, forgot to emphasize the importance of the simple cardboard box. Even worse, he forgot to warn Bruce of Ivanov’s deceitfully lethal umbrella-gun. All but cursing his age, Ulysses hoped Bruce and Calvin would be safe.

Closing the journal, he took a deep breath, and closed his eyes. He leaned forward, resting his forehead atop his hands on the handle of his standing umbrella. He thought Margaret, and longed to be with her; he thought Molly, and remembered that he had greater things to do.

“I am torn between the two: I desire to depart and be with Christ, which is better by far; but it is more necessary for you that I remain in the body.”

Time passed.

Opening his eyes, Ulysses stood, placing his hands behind him, and arched his back. Gathering his things, he prepared to leave. He admired the cleaned church, and then noticed the shattered wooden pieces of pews that Calvin had piled to the side. Ulysses looked for a way to clean them up - a closet, for a broom or a garbage bag. Noting the symmetrical design of the church, he moved away from the ascending entrance to the loft. At the other end of the front of the church, behind the altar, expected to find a matching door, but instead found a large golden cabinet. Ulysses opened it, finding the incense censer and communion plates, and closed it.

Stopping, then, he opened the cabinet again, and stuck his head inside. Closing his eyes, he strained to hear the slight whisperings of rising and falling air. Satisfied, Ulysses closed the cabinet again, moved to its side, and shoved against it. Moving the cabinet only a few centimeters revealed a descending passage, and with a grin, Ulysses sank lower and slowly pushed the heavy cabinet until the entire passage was revealed. With that, he took his umbrella, and descended.

At the base of the winding marble steps, Ulysses found a dusty catacomb. He raised his eyebrow as he examined the surroundings. The walls to the right and left were covered in pigeonholes, each holding a skull. The floor was covered in a layer of dark gray smoke, a few inches thick, that swirled into itself, dissipated as it rose above ankle-height, and emanated from a closed doorway at the end of the square room.

Ulysses flipped open the journal - “beneath my soles, I’ve heard the cries of too many souls.”

Ulysses approached the doorway. Two great stone double-doors stood firmly shut. Ornate designs on the doors depicted flames rising from the floor, becoming spiral patterns resembling gales of wind and tornadoes, before rising to the top of the door and becoming parted clouds.

Mystified, Ulysses stood before the great doorway. He moved forward, curious, and as he approached, the smoke parted for him. Ulysses placed his hand on the cold stone and felt vibrations from the other side. He lowered his eyes in thought - thought about freedom, and thought about an escape. Then, he smiled, turned, and walked away.
 

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Icho Itachi, Sergei Ivanov, Chris Walker and Max Payne are all out of the competition.

If you wish to write their death scene, please reserve with me first. Ivanov and Walker have both all ready been reserved.
 
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