This is a story. A story about D1.Legend has it that the infamous man known only as D1 used to be, in fact, a small marmoset who bypassed evolution with his amazing Yoshi skills and became what can only be called a beast. In fact, he can pick any character and successfully taunt KO you. How is that possible? It's not. So how does D1 do it? Well, if he told you, it wouldn't be a secret!
Have you ever played D1? I didn't think so. If you had, you wouldn't be alive to tell the story. I am, in fact, very un-alive after playing D1 in the most amazing (read: awfully excellent) Yoshi ditto set ever. He ledgetechs like it's his job. Oh, wait. It is. Try to hit him. Go ahead. I dare you. His Yoshi has evolved a longer, more powerful tail and is just so good that he was recently able to purchase new combat boots specifically for spiking the **** out of anyone who dares enter the arena with him. Of course, that's if they don't kill themselves in utter despair first.
Anyway, the point of this post is to highlight the man, the mystery, and the legend that is D1.
Don't speak too loudly of this thread, though. Word on the street is, if he finds out you're discussing his secret to being spectacular, he'll ki
