This is real, I didn't translate it though, it's copypaste.
Colonel: That young boy is Ness.
Snake: Ness?
Colonel: Although he's a young boy, Ness is a master at PSI.
Snake: You mean, like Psycho Mantis ?
Colonel: Yes, teleportation, telekinesis, levitation, psychokinesis (something)
Snake: Oh, so does that mean I have to change the controller port?
lol, metal gear.
Also, I'm pretty sure someone called this almost perfectly in the make-your-own Snake codec topic.
Colonel: That young boy is Ness.
Snake: Ness?
Colonel: Although he's a young boy, Ness is a master at PSI.
Snake: You mean, like Psycho Mantis ?
Colonel: Yes, teleportation, telekinesis, levitation, psychokinesis (something)
Snake: Oh, so does that mean I have to change the controller port?
lol, metal gear.
Also, I'm pretty sure someone called this almost perfectly in the make-your-own Snake codec topic.