Read. Naow.

[Nysyarc]

I just always wanted to make a thread with that prefix.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but your wish has been corrupted so significantly, that no one gives a flying f***.

I wish for a discussion.

 

[Jim Morrison]

granted but its okay bolvar

i wish for an infraction

 

[Nysyarc]

Make up some rules in this thread. Then expect others to abide by them.

Discuss.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you die.

I wish for chocolate rain.


Edit: Man, I literally just got ninja'd.

Literally!

 

[Purple]

Did this just turn into an I Wish thread? X_X

Granted. You have a heart attack from all of the chocolate.

I wish I could go to this tournament today

 

[Nysyarc]

Granted. You forgot to wear pants.

I wish I had a real cake right now.

 

[Tacel]

Granted, but a the building that it's held in is a nuclear power plant. Something goes wrong and now you look like a human-shaped Jigglypuff.

I wish that I could have an awesome custom title like Roxy.

EDIT: Ninja'd. >_<

Granted, but it's six months old, there's a hair in it, and it appears that somebody put their hand in it.

 

[Nysyarc]

Granted, but it's a marquee title that says "I Got Ninja'd By 3 Minutes".

I wish I had a pet grizzly bear.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, he provides little service to the signed deal he has playing on a basketball team in Memphis, and doesn't unlock his full potential. This leads to public pressure and insecurity, which force the bear to eventually hang himself.

I wish a new user responded to this post.

 

[Nysyarc]

Not granted. I win.

I wish anyone responded to this post.

 

[UncleSam]

Granted. But it's a troll.

I wish I had that "Smash Bash" custom title...

 

[Purple]

Granted. But it's a troll.

I wish I had that "Smash Bash" custom title...

Granted.

Erm.

You should just get it from the User CP.

X_X

/notwitty

I wish I wasn't hungry so i could eat again

 

[michael_goldfish]

I wish a new user responded to this post.

Granted?

I wish I had a fish

 

[Teran]

Hey Nysyarc.

WHAT IS DA MEENING OF LYF?

 

[Problem2]

Granted.

Erm.

You should just get it from the User CP.

X_X

/notwitty

I wish I wasn't hungry so i could eat again

you only eat when you're full? ... ehh.. granted, but you're so full that if you eat another bite, you'll die from internal bleeding.

I wish the next poster would make a wall of text

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted.

Once upon a time, (1/T) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling through a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without her brackets on.

Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, 3 branches of a hyperbola touched het at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space.

She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a vulgar fraction behind her, Polly turned around and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipated terms, that he was up to no good.

"Eureka," she gasped. "Ho, ho," he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see you are bubbling over with secs." "Oh, sir," she protested. "Keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on." "Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator. "Your fears are purely imaginary." "I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's homogeneous then." "What order are you?" the brute demanded. "Seventeen," replied Polly. Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he asked. "Of course not!" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutelyconvergent." "Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit." "Never," gasped Polly. "Exchlf," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.

His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. All was up. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a counter integration. What an indignity to be multiply connected on her first integration. Curly went on operating until he was absolutely and completely orthogonal.

When Polly got home that night, her mother became frightened and stated "You're traveling in a forward direction to your auntie + uncle unit in the graph of Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it approached, the license plane said "New" and there were dotted cubes in the reflector, if anything I could state that this cab had a lesser chance than the rest but I thought disregard that fact, if you could operator, follow the lines that lead to Bel Air! I approached the compilation of three dimensional objects about 7/12 or 2/3 and I yelled to the operator attention, smell you some other time on this planar area! Looked at my Math house, My graph had finally reached a closed point, to finalize on my algorithmically correct point as the prince of the graph known as Bel Air.

I wish that I never started this.

Edit: Oh ****, ninja master!

 

[Noobicidal]

I wish the next poster would make a wall of text

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[XACE-K]

Ha Noobicidal got ninja'd.

I wish to clean the sewers of Mumbai.

 

[yummynbeefy]

your banned for playing wish corruptor

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Banned for turning the tables without the proper gear.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for old meme

 

[Noobicidal]

your

 

[XACE-K]

Edit: Triple Ninja'd. ****.

I wish it didn't happen.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Banned for suddenly editing your post without permission.

your

Grammar...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yellow Pikmin (pikmin)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Yellow Dog (pikmin)

 

[Jonkku]

Sherlock Holmes

 

[XACE-K]

Yellow Dog (Pliskin)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

That Yellow Dog (Pliskin)

 

[Jonkku]

The next person nosrep txen ehT

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

^ Might be the next person
< Could be this person
V Not of this earth

 

[yummynbeefy]

desu

fixed
10fixed

 

[DTK.L]

^ person above likes beef jerky

V Person below doesn't like beef jerky

 

[Zephron]

^ Person above always lies

v Person below always tell the truth

 

[Noobicidal]

^ Person above is awfully naive.

v Person below had an embarrassing encounter with a dolphin at Sea World and refuses to talk about it.

 

[XACE-K]

False.

I insert a banana.