So why can't R.O.B...

[EchoesOfRain]

Crawl?

I mean, he moves by using the jet boosters. When he ducks, he still sits flat on the ground. What's stopping him from moving forward in this state?

 

[Masonomace]

I'd prefer if the impossible seemed possible, & that he'd transform into a Kart or something. Even wheels would make sense, but Idk either.

 

[1FC0]

R.O.B. makes his opponents crawl while he soars like an eagle.