Ben Holt

Official prediction roundup!
Fighter's Pass Volume 2 will include Spring Man, Doom Slayer, Rex & Pyra, Shovel Knight, Crash Bandicoot, and Heihachi.
Individual DLC characters like Piranha Plant will be sold between Fighter's Pass characters.
Rayman and Shantae are Deluxe Mii Brawler costumes.
Minecraft Steve and Hollow Knight are Deluxe Mii Swordfighter costumes.
DLC Echo Fighters are free for Nintendo Switch Online subscribers. They will include Ms. Pac-Man, Proto Man, Dry Bowser, Funky Kong, and Shadow the Hedgehog.

If at any point I am proven wrong, it's a glitch in the space-time continuum, as I am a metaversal being. So if this doesn't come to pass for our current universe, it is due to a timeline split. Since I exist unbound by time, I cannot commit to individual timelines. But rest assured that a part of me remains in all tangents of time, so I will still be here.

COVID-19 has exposed the fundamental difference between the left and right.
Left: "WE" should protect "EACH OTHER".
Right: "I" want a haircut.

I could really use a ****ing veggie burger rn.
**** stress.

Ugh. I really shouldn't let a bad performance from an online game affect my self esteem so much, but it's not exactly voluntary.
****! ****! ****!

Bad Elite Smash day. I hate lag. One lag match loss takes all the wind out of my sails.

Random OCD accomplishment:
I have successfully trained all spirits in all dojos.

You know a cool idea for an item?
Ring Box from Sonic. When you break the box, you get to tank your next hit. The hit would have set knockback, and your character would lose their rings while taking no damage.

Just so the bet doesn't get lost in the Speculation Thread, if our ARMS Fighter is not Spring Man, I will record myself eating a grilled cheese while wearing a jester's hat.
And with "No Dogs, No Masters" by Caninus playing in the background, apparently.

I may portray myself as a hardass, but I want my feelings validated just like everyone else.

Reminder: It's Paper Mario

https://i.imgur.com/IVX4OuX.jpg

Friend: "I have an Audi."
Me: "I've seen your belly button plenty of times, and it's clearly an innie."

When you love your girl, but it's 5AM, and it's rude to wake people up.

Reminder: It's Spring Man.

Kids these days with their cheap Roblox girlfriends.
Back in my day, we had classy RuneScape girlfriends!

When I was a kid, my cousins used to torment me at the pool and take me into deeper water.
Because of this, I never learned how to swim, and I still get uneasy feelings whenever I see pool markers over 4 feet deep. I'm 6'0".

My poor pup has an infection. I gotta take him to the vet in the morning.

Note to self: Never mention Fire Emblem in the Speculation Thread. I got dogpiled for DARING to explain why Byleth was the obvious Three Houses pick.

People complain about Terry's Jab-Jab-Power Dunk combo, but Ryu and Ken literally have the exact same combo.

I just accidentally made a typo referring to "my OCD" as "my STD".
Oof.

Loneliness is not always the absence of someone, but sometimes when they're right in front of you, yet you wish to be so much closer.

We're close, yet so far. I can feel you falling for me.
I just want to tell you how much I love you.

I'm bored. Someone coddle me with affection.

I'm 100% in favor of the recent Nintendo leaks.
**** Capitalism. Everything should be open source. Advancements in technology should belong to all of humanity, not just the large capital holding corporations.

I'm so sick of the ****ing "Blue Haired Feminist" stereotype.
I understand unflattering caricatures, but every time I see this trope used, it's always been an implicit way of saying, "Women I find unattractive are always wrong."
Pardon the cliché, but that's ****ing sexist.
Chances are, if you get called sexist often enough to ***** about it, you're probably a sexist, and the auspices is on you to self reflect. And if the woman in question DARES be overweight, God knows she must be dumb. At least that's the stereotype.

Just venting out my feelings here where no one I know irl will see them.
...I think I may love her.
I've fallen in love before, and she's making me feel all those feelings I felt shortly before falling head over heels for my past girlfriends.

Imagine a playable Cappy whose moveset is based on captures from Mario Odyssey.

Reminder: It's Spring Man.

I'm gonna be a great-uncle.

Hot take: All characters that are alternate costumes of other characters should be their own fighter. Yes, even the Koopalings. Give Lemmy his bouncy ball, give Roy his Bullet Bill Launcher, etc.
Separate Hero into Erdrick, Solo, Eight, and Eleven.
Make Alph a Kenified Echo Fighter with Rock Pikmin.

It'd be a real Alpha move to make all the Koopalings their own characters in Smash 7.

Official Prediction:
Rex & Pyra will be a playable character, Spring Man is upgraded from an Assist Trophy to playable, one other Assist Trophy will be upgraded in this Fighter's Pass (my personal hope is Shovel Knight), and Rayman will be a Deluxe Sans/Cuphead style Mii Costume.

The current Republican Party in the United States is a stone's toss away from outright Nazism. Donald Trump praised open Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer, had white nationalist Steve Bannon in his administration before replacing him with Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Trump also endorsed an open Neo-Nazi and Neo-Confederate, Corey Steward, over an extremely Conservative Democrat, Tim Kaine. The Republican Party is not Conservative; they are Fascist. When you have a weak opposition party that appoints Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden who already concede 80% to Republicans, you can see parallels to Pre-Nazi Germany where Hitler's main opposition was weak and gave into the demands of the far right.
Right now, the government OPENLY locks immigrant kids in cages without proper sanitation and legally discriminates against trans people by denying them access to the bathrooms of their choice. It is not a far cry from legal government persecution to government approved genocide.
The only cure for Fascism is a strong, militant, unabashed, armed Leftist resistance. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

I just had the most surreal realization; Mr. Potato Head is trans.
Potatoes reproduce asexually, which biologically classifies them as female.
Mr. Potato Head clearly identifies as male, which is a gender contrary to his biologically assigned sex, making Mr. Potato Head transgender.

I know I wanna eat something from a restaurant tomorrow, but I don't know what.
I kinda want a pizza pie.
I kinda want spaghetti.
I kinda want tacos.
I kinda want a burger.
This is why I need to open up my own vegetarian restaurant chain. It'd have all of these, plus waffles, salads, sandwiches, and baked potatoes.

Reminder: It's Spring Man.

Within one week my Uncle Mike dies from Kidney Failure and a person with whom I went to High School dies from Pancreatic Cancer.

The Switch Pro, or at least Nintendo's next gen console, should include a powerful FPGA to allow perfect backwards compatibility through emulation.

I was within 6 feet of a baby with a fever. Help.

You're not an incel; you're just a Republican, and girls don't like that.

Sonic Forces really offends me.
It's not bad; it's ok. But that's the problem. Ok is not good enough for a Sonic game. Sonic games need to be EXCELLENT!
The $40 price tag shows that it wasn't a game they put their heart and soul into; it was a game on a budget meant to cash in on the Sonic cash cow.
STOP IT, SEGA! When I was a kid, Sonic was a Triple A killer app that people bought a Genesis just to play. Now Sonic pumps out Ok games every two years, and Sonic games deserve better. Sega, make blockbuster Triple A Sonic games like you're still trying to sell consoles! Pretend that you own the Switch, PS5, XBSX and that Sonic is your killer app to sell that console! With all the good Sonic fan games, you think you'd have an idea of what fans want. I have my own ideas on how a perfect Sonic game would be, but as long as you treat it like a Triple A console seller, you cannot go wrong!