There were so few of them left. Lurking among them was an Evil like none of them had ever imagined, and many of their sharpest noodles had already been taken by it. This would be their last shot.
"Man, I'm sick of thinkin'. Let's just get this over with!"
"Do you even hear yourself, Jake? We have to be
careful about this decision or el—"
"BMO, you've been buggin' me since this all started. I think
you're the Evil!"
"Jake! Have you gone crazy? The stress must really be getting to you. Take a moment to clear your head before you do something rash."
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS A RASH!"
"Hey, Gunter, what do you think about all this?"
Kantrip quacks like a penguin.
"I see. Well, little snail, do you have anything to say?"
Raziek waves at the group.
"Oh. I guess Jake and I are the only characters left who can speak."
"That's not true." Bardull points to Red Ryu. "We still have Tree Trunks."
"Oh yes, right…. Wait, we do? I could have sworn we already killed her."
"Yeah, I guess that sounds familiar. She was in full crazy mode again so we lynched her a few Days ago. Huh. And come to think of it, the Tree Trunks over there doesn't really look like herself to me."
Red Ryu sat in the corner, breathing loudly, but steadily and slowly—as if perhaps he wasn't breathing at all, but instead that air was simply cycling in and our of him at an even rate. The room felt like it was getting colder.
"Hm. And did Tree Trunks always have glowy green eyes like that?"
"I don't think so. I also don't think she always had flesh removed from around her mouth in that super creepy way."
"Think it means anything?"
"Eh, we'll figure it out later. Let's just lynch you first, kay?"
"…."
Stretchy fists flew! Snail arms (what?) waved! Penguins grunted and danced! It was chaos, and it was beautiful, and it was terrible.
Vlade, BMO (Good Guy), has been lynched!
Red Ryu emerges from his shadowy corner, having finally reduced the forces of his enemies enough to overcome them himself. It's all over. And everyone is so very cold.
Raziek, The Waving Snail (Good Guy), is killed in endgame!
Kantrip, Gunter (Good Guy), is killed in endgame!
Bardull, Jake (Good Guy), is killed in endgame!
The Evil cackles upon Its victory, relishing the taste as he enacted his plans to end all life in Ooo. Billy wasn't there to stop him this time, and everyone would pay dearly for it.
Red Ryu, The Lich (Evil Roleblocking Yakuza), has survived and wins the game for his faction!
Mafia wins! Congrats to Red Ryu and Nabe (and Inferno and John). I expect there to be some salt after this, no matter who or what that salt is directed toward (even if the "who" is me and the "what" is the set-up), all I ask is that the discourse remain civil. Thanks for playing, everyone! Roles, Night actions, game commentary and all that good stuff will be coming shortly.
