Kirbster13
Smash Cadet
That was neither funny nor clever. Fail.
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New Mexico Thread LIKE THE DESERTS MISS THE RAIN
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☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
i neither care nor have been given a **** sandwich yet. fail.
Kirbster13
Smash Cadet
Once again using the sandwich remark as if anyone finds that funny or I care. Your attempts to make me mad by making a lame sexist joke just cause me to laugh at your stupidity and uncreative trolling. If you really want to get at this trolling business, you could try throwing some intelligence into it, but, alas, it appears that you're coming up short in that department.
GK why you always causing trouble =/
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
it appears you are in fact mad otherwise you wouldnt have to clarify that you are not.
Tarmogoyf
Smash Master
I agree with Nolan, this thread is fail.
Also, I am of the opinion that the new DS is an april fools joke.
Also, I am of the opinion that the new DS is an april fools joke.
tekkie
Smash Master
what a smart thing to say
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
utd: dude they started it clear back in august before AZ anger k?
tarm, anything a new mexican posts in is autofail
banjo, your avi
tarm, anything a new mexican posts in is autofail
banjo, your avi
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
deleted. proxy failure caused double post
Kirbster13
Smash Cadet
Ah if you think I get mad at sandwich jokes then you clearly don't know me and are dumber than I thought.
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
your story is clearly very cool
kitsuneisjapaneseforfox
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2010
- Messages
- 2
I take back what I said about mods moderating social threads. Someone come in here and do something about gkirb...
tekkie
Smash Master
maybe we have the right to a community vote or something
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
maybe you shouldnt feed trolls or something
tekkie
Smash Master
but banning you would be more fulfilling
Dekar173
Justice Man
No cause then I can't get my $1K for ****** everybody in utah!!! D:
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
so i hear your mad
actually they feed me steak not dough, i have expensive taste
actually they feed me steak not dough, i have expensive taste
Dekar173
Justice Man
that's why you should pay to fly me out to MLG spoiled boy
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
you would lose all your prize money via tax write off.
you should find another way.
sorry this board likes to feed me so much
they really do spoil me in the nm boards
you should find another way.
sorry this board likes to feed me so much
they really do spoil me in the nm boards
ZMan
Smash Master
wtf happened here.
☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆
Banned via Warnings
\O_o /
Dekar173
Justice Man
ITT: rj just discovered 4chan!
gamesuxcard
Smash Journeyman
tekkie
Smash Master
if characters in brawl fall at different speeds doesnt that break the basic rules of physics
gamesuxcard
Smash Journeyman
Tekkie stop dividing by zero.
Dekar173
Justice Man
Nah it just means they're in a super dense medium (think syrup) and they're even denser. :D
ZMan
Smash Master
results for the 20th tourny-
1. dekar ($78) (diddy)
2. tetsuya ($39) (marth)
3. artie ($13) (snake)
4. thesilentmarth aka ronny (marth/sheik)
5. error
5. jt (rob)
7. kashakunaki (wolf)
7. tekkie (wolf)
9. aj
9. duffman (gaw)
9. austin
9. some scrub named zman
13. nolan
brawl 2v2
1. i'm di in your arms tonight (artie + tetsuya)
2. i don't care (error + duffman)
3. the plunderers (dekar + jt)
4. no wrong way to fark a girl with no legs (zman + nolan)
melee 2v2
1. error + tetsuya
2. neil + david
3. kyle + lewis
1. dekar ($78) (diddy)
2. tetsuya ($39) (marth)
3. artie ($13) (snake)
4. thesilentmarth aka ronny (marth/sheik)
5. error
5. jt (rob)
7. kashakunaki (wolf)
7. tekkie (wolf)
9. aj
9. duffman (gaw)
9. austin
9. some scrub named zman
13. nolan
brawl 2v2
1. i'm di in your arms tonight (artie + tetsuya)
2. i don't care (error + duffman)
3. the plunderers (dekar + jt)
4. no wrong way to fark a girl with no legs (zman + nolan)
melee 2v2
1. error + tetsuya
2. neil + david
3. kyle + lewis
Tarmogoyf
Smash Master
Well, this rulesset is different.....
kitsuneisjapaneseforfox
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2010
- Messages
- 2
I don't get it... What's wrong with MLG? Other than Brawl, Halo 3, and Tekken 6 being there?
Twin_A
Smash Champion
Mine and Lewis' team name was "I've hit girls smaller than you before" and David's and Neils was (after a little convincing by yours truly) "Little girl aka Everyone in El Paso sucks except for Burrito and Tetsuya's alright too" 
tw1n
Smash Champion
we didnt have the little girls part in our name. You guys kept asking for us to do it but we said no.
I wanna smash but i'm babysitting my girl
friends uber sick little bro =(
I wanna smash but i'm babysitting my girl
friends uber sick little bro =(
Twin_A
Smash Champion
program on the game!
kitsuneisjapaneseforfox
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2010
- Messages
- 2
Tarmogoyf
Smash Master
The brawl rules are reaalllllllly different form anything I've seen before. IDK if it's good or not (some parts seem good, some terrible)
GoldenGlove
Smash Ace
I don't see the Brawl ruleset listed there. I assume it's just going to be SBR standard.
Tarmogoyf
Smash Master
Lol, the URL doesn't change when you go to the brawl rulesset. You have to click on Brawl 1v1s, then rules and settings.
[collapse=Spoiler for brawl rules because they are huge]SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL | 1v1
RULES & SETTINGS
General Rules
Players may not use a controller with Turbo capabilities or Wireless capabilities. Controllers with Turbo capabilities allow Players to map a button sequence to the Turbo button. Pressing that button results in their Character performing a set of actions that would normally require the Player to press multiple buttons.
Players may not use a controller that has been modified in such a way that it alters their Character’s abilities and/or in-game mechanics. Players may not use a controller that has been modified to include a Turbo button. Players are allowed to make cosmetic changes to their controller, however, Major League Gaming reserves the right to deny the use of any controller suspected of providing an unfair competitive advantage.
Players may not attach a headset to the Wii or TV.
Players/Teams who break General Rules #1-3 will be given a Warning. Each subsequent Warning that a Player/Team receives will result in a Forfeit of the Game (See Gameplay #3).
Players may not intentionally manipulate a button, trigger, bumper, D-Pad, and/or joystick on a teammate’s controller while a Game is in progress. Breaking this rule will result in a Forfeit of the Game.
Players may not appear on the Main Stage or Feature Station with sponsor insignia that is not approved by MLG or conflicts with MLG sponsors. Players may be asked to wear MLG apparel for Main Stage and Feature Station Matches.
In the case of a Wii/TV malfunction, the Game will be restarted from the beginning.
No Warm-Up Games may be played outside of scheduled Warm-Up periods.
During scheduled Warm-Up periods, all Games must be played with three Stock or less.
During scheduled Warm-Up periods, all Players must get up at the end of a Game and allow any Players, who have been waiting, to take their seat.
During Saturday and Sunday’s scheduled Warm-Up periods, Players/Teams who haven’t been eliminated from the Event have priority over other Players/Teams regarding the use of open Stations.
Players who break General Rules #8-11 may be given a Foul (See Pro Circuit Conduct Rules).
If a Player/Team fails to report to their Station within 5 minutes of their Match’s announcement, they will Forfeit the 1st Game. 10 minutes after the announcement, a Player/Team will Forfeit the Best of 3 Game Match or the 2nd Game of the Best of 5/7/11 Game Match. 15 minutes after the announcement, a Player/Team will Forfeit the Best of 5, Best of 7, or Best of 11 Game Match. If both Players/Teams Forfeit the Match, the higher seeded Player/Team will win the Match.
Players/Teams may Forfeit a Game or Match if a Player leaves their Station without their Referee’s permission, or is otherwise unable to play. Referees may set a time limit for a Player who has requested that they be allowed to leave their Station, however, Referees may also deny a Player’s request to leave their Station. Players/Teams may Forfeit a Game or Match if a Player hasn’t returned by the end of their Referee’s set time limit.
Gameplay
No use of Marth’s Grab Release Infinites against Lucas and Ness.
No use of King Dedede’s Grab Infinites against Bowser, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Samus, and Mario.
Players/Teams who break Gameplay Rules #1-2 will be given a Warning. Each subsequent Warning that a Player/Team receives will result in a Forfeit of the Game (See General Rules #4).
No use of Meta Knight’s Infinite Cape Glitch.
No Pausing a Game without Referee’s permission.
No use of an action that freezes a Game, or otherwise disrupts standard gameplay.
Any Infinite Move must end before the affected Character reaches 300%.
Breaking any of Gameplay Rules #4-7 will result in a Forfeit of the Game.
Any sign of cheating may result in a Forfeit of the Game, disqualification from the Event, and ejection from the venue. Players who are disqualified from the Event won’t receive any Rank Points for their ranking in the Event.
In the 1v1 Event, the higher seeded Player must choose their Controller Port first. The lower seeded Player may use any of the remaining Controller Ports. In the 1v1 Finals, the Player without a Match loss must choose their Controller Port first. In the 1v1 Finals, the Player with a Match loss may use any of the remaining Controller Ports.
In the 2v2 Event, the higher seeded Team must choose one Controller Port first. The lower seeded Team must then choose two Controller Ports. The higher seeded Team must use the Controller Port that wasn’t chosen.
Players may request a Blind Pick of Characters for the Game 1 of a Match.
For Game 1 of each Match, the higher seeded Player/Team must strike three Stages from the list of Starter Stages. The lower seeded Player/Team must then strike 4 Stages from the list of Starter Stages. The higher seeded Player/Team must then choose the Game 1 Stage from the remaining Starter Stages.
After the Stage has been selected for Game 1 of a Match, each Player may select one Stage, from the list of Starter Stages or Counter-Pick Stages, that can’t be chosen for Games 2-11. The lower seeded Player will be given the opportunity to select a Stage first. The higher seeded Player will then be given the opportunity to select a Stage.
The loser of a Game must select the Stage for the next Game. The Stage for Games 2-11 can be selected from the list of Starter Stages or Counter-Pick Stages.
After the Stage a Game 2-11 has been selected, the winner of the previous Game must select their Character(s), for the upcoming Game, first. The loser of the Game must then choose their Character(s) for the upcoming Game.
If the Timer runs out, the winner of the Game will be determined by the following criteria in this order: Stock and Percentage. If Stock is used to determine a winner, the highest number will win. If Percentage is used to determine a winner, the lowest number will win. If both Stock and Percentage are tied, Sudden Death won’t be used and a Tiebreaker Round will be played instead. In a Tiebreaker Round, Stock will be set to 1, the Timer will be set to 4 Minutes, and the same Stage and Characters must be used.
If the Timer runs out and a Player exceeds the Edge Grab Limit for that Game’s Stage, that Player/Team will Forfeit the Game. However, if the Timer runs out and both Players in a 1v1 Match, or at least one Player on each 2v2 Team, exceed the Edge Grab Limit for that Game’s Stage, the penalty will not be enforced (See Gameplay Rules #16). The Edge Grab Limit on Norfair will be 45. The Edge Grab Limit on all other Stages will be 35. The Edge Grab Limits only apply to Games/Tiebreaker Rounds in which the Timer runs out.
If a Game is started without the approval of a Referee it will be restarted.
Players may take one or more of their teammate’s Stock.
For Videos of all of the Gameplay Rule’s illegal maneuvers, go here:
http://www.mlgpro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=304286
1v1 Settings
Rules = Stock
Stock = 3
Timer = 8 Minutes
Items = Off & None
2v2 Settings
Rules = Stock
Stock = 3
Timer = 8 Minutes
Items = Off & None
Team Attack = On
Starter Stages
Battlefield
Castle Siege
Delfino Plaza
Final Destination
Halberd
Lylat Cruise
Pokémon Stadium
Smashville
Yoshi’s Island
Counter-Pick Stages
Brinstar
Frigate Orpheon
Green Greens
Norfair
Pictochat
Pokémon Stadium 2
Rainbow Cruise[/collapse]
[collapse=Spoiler for brawl rules because they are huge]SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL | 1v1
RULES & SETTINGS
General Rules
Players may not use a controller with Turbo capabilities or Wireless capabilities. Controllers with Turbo capabilities allow Players to map a button sequence to the Turbo button. Pressing that button results in their Character performing a set of actions that would normally require the Player to press multiple buttons.
Players may not use a controller that has been modified in such a way that it alters their Character’s abilities and/or in-game mechanics. Players may not use a controller that has been modified to include a Turbo button. Players are allowed to make cosmetic changes to their controller, however, Major League Gaming reserves the right to deny the use of any controller suspected of providing an unfair competitive advantage.
Players may not attach a headset to the Wii or TV.
Players/Teams who break General Rules #1-3 will be given a Warning. Each subsequent Warning that a Player/Team receives will result in a Forfeit of the Game (See Gameplay #3).
Players may not intentionally manipulate a button, trigger, bumper, D-Pad, and/or joystick on a teammate’s controller while a Game is in progress. Breaking this rule will result in a Forfeit of the Game.
Players may not appear on the Main Stage or Feature Station with sponsor insignia that is not approved by MLG or conflicts with MLG sponsors. Players may be asked to wear MLG apparel for Main Stage and Feature Station Matches.
In the case of a Wii/TV malfunction, the Game will be restarted from the beginning.
No Warm-Up Games may be played outside of scheduled Warm-Up periods.
During scheduled Warm-Up periods, all Games must be played with three Stock or less.
During scheduled Warm-Up periods, all Players must get up at the end of a Game and allow any Players, who have been waiting, to take their seat.
During Saturday and Sunday’s scheduled Warm-Up periods, Players/Teams who haven’t been eliminated from the Event have priority over other Players/Teams regarding the use of open Stations.
Players who break General Rules #8-11 may be given a Foul (See Pro Circuit Conduct Rules).
If a Player/Team fails to report to their Station within 5 minutes of their Match’s announcement, they will Forfeit the 1st Game. 10 minutes after the announcement, a Player/Team will Forfeit the Best of 3 Game Match or the 2nd Game of the Best of 5/7/11 Game Match. 15 minutes after the announcement, a Player/Team will Forfeit the Best of 5, Best of 7, or Best of 11 Game Match. If both Players/Teams Forfeit the Match, the higher seeded Player/Team will win the Match.
Players/Teams may Forfeit a Game or Match if a Player leaves their Station without their Referee’s permission, or is otherwise unable to play. Referees may set a time limit for a Player who has requested that they be allowed to leave their Station, however, Referees may also deny a Player’s request to leave their Station. Players/Teams may Forfeit a Game or Match if a Player hasn’t returned by the end of their Referee’s set time limit.
Gameplay
No use of Marth’s Grab Release Infinites against Lucas and Ness.
No use of King Dedede’s Grab Infinites against Bowser, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Samus, and Mario.
Players/Teams who break Gameplay Rules #1-2 will be given a Warning. Each subsequent Warning that a Player/Team receives will result in a Forfeit of the Game (See General Rules #4).
No use of Meta Knight’s Infinite Cape Glitch.
No Pausing a Game without Referee’s permission.
No use of an action that freezes a Game, or otherwise disrupts standard gameplay.
Any Infinite Move must end before the affected Character reaches 300%.
Breaking any of Gameplay Rules #4-7 will result in a Forfeit of the Game.
Any sign of cheating may result in a Forfeit of the Game, disqualification from the Event, and ejection from the venue. Players who are disqualified from the Event won’t receive any Rank Points for their ranking in the Event.
In the 1v1 Event, the higher seeded Player must choose their Controller Port first. The lower seeded Player may use any of the remaining Controller Ports. In the 1v1 Finals, the Player without a Match loss must choose their Controller Port first. In the 1v1 Finals, the Player with a Match loss may use any of the remaining Controller Ports.
In the 2v2 Event, the higher seeded Team must choose one Controller Port first. The lower seeded Team must then choose two Controller Ports. The higher seeded Team must use the Controller Port that wasn’t chosen.
Players may request a Blind Pick of Characters for the Game 1 of a Match.
For Game 1 of each Match, the higher seeded Player/Team must strike three Stages from the list of Starter Stages. The lower seeded Player/Team must then strike 4 Stages from the list of Starter Stages. The higher seeded Player/Team must then choose the Game 1 Stage from the remaining Starter Stages.
After the Stage has been selected for Game 1 of a Match, each Player may select one Stage, from the list of Starter Stages or Counter-Pick Stages, that can’t be chosen for Games 2-11. The lower seeded Player will be given the opportunity to select a Stage first. The higher seeded Player will then be given the opportunity to select a Stage.
The loser of a Game must select the Stage for the next Game. The Stage for Games 2-11 can be selected from the list of Starter Stages or Counter-Pick Stages.
After the Stage a Game 2-11 has been selected, the winner of the previous Game must select their Character(s), for the upcoming Game, first. The loser of the Game must then choose their Character(s) for the upcoming Game.
If the Timer runs out, the winner of the Game will be determined by the following criteria in this order: Stock and Percentage. If Stock is used to determine a winner, the highest number will win. If Percentage is used to determine a winner, the lowest number will win. If both Stock and Percentage are tied, Sudden Death won’t be used and a Tiebreaker Round will be played instead. In a Tiebreaker Round, Stock will be set to 1, the Timer will be set to 4 Minutes, and the same Stage and Characters must be used.
If the Timer runs out and a Player exceeds the Edge Grab Limit for that Game’s Stage, that Player/Team will Forfeit the Game. However, if the Timer runs out and both Players in a 1v1 Match, or at least one Player on each 2v2 Team, exceed the Edge Grab Limit for that Game’s Stage, the penalty will not be enforced (See Gameplay Rules #16). The Edge Grab Limit on Norfair will be 45. The Edge Grab Limit on all other Stages will be 35. The Edge Grab Limits only apply to Games/Tiebreaker Rounds in which the Timer runs out.
If a Game is started without the approval of a Referee it will be restarted.
Players may take one or more of their teammate’s Stock.
For Videos of all of the Gameplay Rule’s illegal maneuvers, go here:
http://www.mlgpro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=304286
1v1 Settings
Rules = Stock
Stock = 3
Timer = 8 Minutes
Items = Off & None
2v2 Settings
Rules = Stock
Stock = 3
Timer = 8 Minutes
Items = Off & None
Team Attack = On
Starter Stages
Battlefield
Castle Siege
Delfino Plaza
Final Destination
Halberd
Lylat Cruise
Pokémon Stadium
Smashville
Yoshi’s Island
Counter-Pick Stages
Brinstar
Frigate Orpheon
Green Greens
Norfair
Pictochat
Pokémon Stadium 2
Rainbow Cruise[/collapse]
GoldenGlove
Smash Ace
Hmm. The only major differences are the 35 edge grab limit (which I endorse) and the starters list having several stages that should probably be CP (which is dumb, but I'm sure most first matches will still be played on Smashville anyway).
gamesuxcard
Smash Journeyman
high seeded players get a lot of advantages too.