oh my sweet heavens........
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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition
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brningpyre
Smash Lord
For those of ya into Starcraft (or even if you're not), I recommend you watch this Funday Monday:
http://day9tv.blip.tv/file/4767475/
Time to dump Ocean nudes on 4chan.
http://day9tv.blip.tv/file/4767475/
Time to dump Ocean nudes on 4chan.
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
A woman in a jungle region of northern Malaysia rescued her husband from a tiger attack by clubbing the beast on its head with a large wooden soup ladle and chasing it away, police said Monday.
The tiger pounced on Tambun Gediu while he was hunting squirrels Saturday near his home in a jungle settlement of the Jahai tribe, a police official in Malaysia's Perak state said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to make public statements.
Tambun's 55-year-old wife, Han Besau, rushed out when she heard his screams and struck the tiger on its head with a kitchen ladle, causing it to flee immediately, the official said.
Tambun was receiving treatment at a hospital for lacerations on his face and legs.
"I was trailing a squirrel and crouched to shoot it with my blowpipe when I saw the tiger," the BBC quoted him as saying. "That's when I realized that I was being trailed."
'I had to wrestle with it'
Tambun said that he first tried to escape by climbing a tree, but the tiger dragged him down.
"I was terrified and I used all my strength to punch the animal in the face, but it would not budge," the New Straits Times newspaper quoted him as saying. "I had to wrestle with it to keep its jaws away from me, and it would have clawed me to death if my wife had not arrived."
Shabrina Shariff, the state's wildlife department director, told The Star daily that wildlife rangers planned to track down the tiger and chase it deeper into the jungle, where there were no human inhabitants.
According to the BBC, there are about 200 tigers in Perak state.
sauce
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41573688
The tiger pounced on Tambun Gediu while he was hunting squirrels Saturday near his home in a jungle settlement of the Jahai tribe, a police official in Malaysia's Perak state said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to make public statements.
Tambun's 55-year-old wife, Han Besau, rushed out when she heard his screams and struck the tiger on its head with a kitchen ladle, causing it to flee immediately, the official said.
Tambun was receiving treatment at a hospital for lacerations on his face and legs.
"I was trailing a squirrel and crouched to shoot it with my blowpipe when I saw the tiger," the BBC quoted him as saying. "That's when I realized that I was being trailed."
'I had to wrestle with it'
Tambun said that he first tried to escape by climbing a tree, but the tiger dragged him down.
"I was terrified and I used all my strength to punch the animal in the face, but it would not budge," the New Straits Times newspaper quoted him as saying. "I had to wrestle with it to keep its jaws away from me, and it would have clawed me to death if my wife had not arrived."
Shabrina Shariff, the state's wildlife department director, told The Star daily that wildlife rangers planned to track down the tiger and chase it deeper into the jungle, where there were no human inhabitants.
According to the BBC, there are about 200 tigers in Perak state.
sauce
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41573688
Jane
Smash Hero
lmfaooo
MODS PLZ LEAVE THIS ONE THERES ONLY ONE MINOR *** BAD WORD IN IT AND ITS A GOOD COMIC. <33333333333333333
MODS PLZ LEAVE THIS ONE THERES ONLY ONE MINOR *** BAD WORD IN IT AND ITS A GOOD COMIC. <33333333333333333
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pi
Smash Hero
i was waiting for bel'air or reeses puffs
no such luck
no such luck
Purple
Hi guys!
Edited Jane.
Jane
Smash Hero
oh, cool then. thanks roxy <3
Jane too good lol
bobjrsenior
Smash Cadet
Little late but... http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html
Zatchiel
a little slice of heaven 🍰
It took me a few loops of it, but once I understood, this got me.Jane too good lol
The dudes in the car on the last page steamrolled me.
bladeofapollo
Smash Ace
Was this a Star Trek joke I originally missed?
BSL
B-B-B-BLAMM!!!
...a whole new meaning to sticky keys...
I tapped 5 times with my right shift and sticky key'd.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk
tags for future re-find
toilet
japan
BSL
B-B-B-BLAMM!!!
and that would be the original meaning of sticky keys.
LlamaSensei
Smash Ace
JTB I lost to your signature.
enCouRaging Bear
Smash Journeyman
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
what does it mean?
what does it mean?
Umby
Smash Master
Omg double rainbow all the way across the sky
it's tooo much
it's tooo much
M@v
Subarashii!
it might even be A TRIPLE RAINBOW.
:O
:O
I lost at the reason: Vandalism/Spam
Umby
Smash Master
Well done, WEZL.
This is the greatest thing to have ever existed
bobjrsenior
Smash Cadet
Jokes on him because you can clearly see his underwear.
wait, what did you post?
tw1n
Smash Champion
This T-Shirt still cracks me up :D
http://sharkrobot.com/popup_image/pID/352:d79d0bb284bab55702414f7b7210177b
http://sharkrobot.com/popup_image/pID/352:d79d0bb284bab55702414f7b7210177b
Lightsyde
Smash Champion
My boy Stephen (aka The General) from New York wore that shirt on the regular while he lived here. SO legit.
hungrybox
Smash Legend
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
